#eric bemis

[hoodsie]

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pretend I'm saying something rlly cool or sum

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[queenincrimson]

SANTA CLARITA DIET - Pasión (2.06)

[iriily]

"will you marry me?" Is basic. It's weak. "Will you help me bury the body of a guy I killed because I was hungry and he was pissing me off and human meat is the only thing I can eat so now we have to go hunting for n^ziz and misogynists together and also the neighborhood evil cop is blackmailing us and you have to coexist with the mysterious red ball I threw up that now has eight legs and I'm infected by an ancient serbian virus and now these Serbian knights are out to kill me and now to keep me alive you have to become a Serbian knight yourself oh did I mention our daughter and the little nerd boy we have next door (whose evil stepdad you killed) are now eco terrorists that the FBI is looking for? Also our neighbour's wife thinks I'm god" is special. It's unique. It's made only for malewives like Joel Hammond

[eizagonzalezs]

Santa Clarita Diet So then a bat? or a monkey? | 1.01

[shaunashipmn]

SANTA CLARITA DIET | SO THEN A BAT OR A MONKEY

[maclexa-bane]

from now on, I promise I will ruin your life.

[thepopsicle]

Santa Clarita diet is STILL one of my favorite shows of all time. It’s such a crime the show got canceled because it’s so fucking funny.

The acting is insanely good for not just a comedy series but a *netflix* series. Drew Barrymore & Timothy Olyphant are incredibly in sync the entire time, just like people who have spent their lives together would be.

Liv Hewson and Skyler Gisondo absolutely ATE as teenagers dealing with problems that are way too big for them to handle alone. Not just that but the way their friendship plays out over three seasons is BEAUTIFUL.

I’ll never get over its cancellation.

[nocontextsantaclaritadiet]

[champaggin]

[teenagecriminalmastermind]

santa clarita diet follow up/spin-off except it's eric and abby (who are now in their late 30s and together) where abby ends up becoming a vampire by eating at japopo's (which is somehow STILL open) and eric has to juggle finding viable food sources for his partner who now craves blood, his job as a professor and their very inquisitive 6 year old daughter

joel and a cured sheila are just vibing in the background, living out their retirement dreams and occasionally popping in to help the two

[grammatically-incoherent]

[random scd scenes 14/??]

oh my little baby boy! and you took care of her needs, right? otherwise you're just a monkey in a jungle.

[hoodsie]

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Number 1 Skyler Gisondo fan

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[emmamountebanks]

skyler gisondo always out here with tiddies OUT

[thetidemice]

eric bemis from santa clarita diet is the type of guy to swap outfits with abby at an event because she hated the dress she was supposed to wear

[corvidcrafts273]

unpopular opinion but I dont think Santa Clarita Diet needs a season 4

I feel that all the plot points were well-tied up at the end of the story, and that if they make a season 4, I hope they talk about

How Shiela deals with having a 'cult' (plus shenanigans)

I wanna know if Anne's gonna come back, and what she thinks about it(headcannoning that she's rooting to be in the cult)

Joel's first kill

More Abby/Eric stuff

And more Abby&Winter stuff

Considering there was a whole plot line about Shiela finding out her "meaning", I'm glad they subverted the Chosen One trope by saying Shiela has an inner meaning, that SHE chose what her life means, on the other hand, I kind-off wanna know what the whole deal was with the whole Find Your Purpose and Meant For More plotline

Hoping to see Joel and Abby kicking evil zombie rear ends

[shaunashipmn]

SANTA CLARITA DIET ⇢ 1x07 | STRANGE OR JUST INCONSIDERATE?

He was such a jerk to my mom. And this is probably the most quality time he's ever spent with me