#especially not after all-stars 🤐

[total-drama-brainrot]

see the thing that really gets to me is the fact that they went out of their way to show us that cody and sierra could work as a pretty efficient and competent team when sierra's infatuation/obsessive tendencies weren't clouding her judgement.

in japan? the two made a whole commercial with not even the barest of bones materials available to them, with only the manpower of their duo as opposed to the other teams' collective efforts, and still won.

in drumheller, post jet explosion? cody engineers a whole ass air balloon to carry the two of them across a whole country, and they both pilot it as a team almost the whole way to mexico without issue.

it's such a waste of their teamwork capabilities when sierra is reduced to a roadblock for both cody as an individual and their team as a whole. what i'm trying to say is platonic coderra would've been unbeatable if the narrative hadn't encouraged sierra's less palatable behaviour.

[thisismeracing]

Ex | MS47

SOCIAL MEDIA AU

Pairing: black!singer!reader (she/her) x mick schumacher

Warnings: curse words, Twitter environment, breakup, mention of food, pregnancy, it's not proofread, etc etc. Minors DNI!

summary: Y/n and Mick used to be the golden couple in the paddock, that's why the internet went wild when they announced their breakup. Imagine how they reacted when Y/n dropped a song about not wanting to be his ex. Would the couple have any hope in getting back together?

a/n: none of the pictures used are mine, they are all from Pinterest and other apps. everything else is made up by me and I do not give permission for it to be published on a different platform. I would appreciate it if those things could be taken into consideration 💛

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yourusername

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yourusername New song is out 🖤 Hope you guys like it!

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schumicedes This feels like such a personal song, it gave me chills!

⤷ yn1990 It's like she recorded a voice message for him and then dropped it as a song.

f1sainzito I still can't believe they broke up, I'm still mourning their relationship

⤷ charleslechair1 I bet they will get back after this song lol

ynprincess I love her but this cover feels so...weird, idk, like it's rushed

⤷ mickeyn someone made a thread on twitter explaining it a bit, but it's basically a picture mick took of her, she wanted to make her message clear and that's why it's so artistically beautiful, it goes beyond the aesthetic

jorjasmith you’re so brave and pure, Ily!❤️❤️

winteryn Yn wanting to be friends with her ex, meanwhile I literally changed cities so I wouldn't see mine again

⤷ cruelsummer1 that's why I feel like they like gave themselves time, not really broke up fr, and now they realize it was not the best idea because they literally love each other.

dojacat Don't make me miss my ex, yn!!!! ☠️

woffantastic NOT THE MERCEDES ADMIN LIKING IT

mickschumacher

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mickschumacher ⛰️

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ynandschumi I wanted to comment something but I just know it will be deleted, so I'm just gonna say: you guys look good, hope you enjoyed your hike!❤️ also Angie seems a bit sad without her mother doesn't she....................

⤷ mercedessummer bestie, you did not LMAO

lewishamilton Roscoe says he's mad he was not invited!

mickschum90 I love you, mick!

sunandstarsyn This does not give happiness vibe...

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dailycelebsupdate We woke up this morning to the leaking of Y/n Y/l/n’s baby shower. The singer spent a little over a year off the radar after her breakup with F1 star Mick Schumacher, only to show up now pregnant! Who are we betting on to be the baby daddy?

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ynlove we aint betting a thing, and stop saying “only to show up” as if these pics were posted intently, they were LEAKED. Respect Y/n’s right to her privacy!

sainzsunny I hated the fact that the leaked something that she did not want people to know, but my bet would be that she and Mick are back together since that song release 🤐

mickeyf1 You guys are disgusting

swiftieyln She lookes so peaceful, glowing and everything 😭

⤷ ynhundreds that because she was being able to keep her private life to herself.

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f1gossipupdates Is everyone thinking the same thing?

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schumacher47 Is leaking season? Wtf the wrong, why cant celebs have their privacy??

⤷ f1khalid especially Mick, he’s really open about how he likes to have his personal life respected. 😔

ynstars BABY SCHUMACHER ON ITS WAY!!!

hockeyf1d They MARRIED???!!!

ynbrasil I just know Yn will be pissed when she open her socials to this shitshow

yourusername and mickschumacher

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yourusername It's been a long ride and we wanted to share with you guys in a different way, the circumstances, however, did not help, so we are sticking to the good ol' Instagram announcement. We got married last year and decided to keep living in our particular heaven, I hope you guys don't get this the wrong way because we love the love and support some of you give us, but Mick and I needed to bask in our own love without interruptions or assumptions. This love grew bigger than us and it will be walking around the world in a couple of months. We appreciate our friends' discretion, and our fans' love, we see you and we love you. We hope you guys can respect our privacy and our wishes on keeping some details to ourselves. Love, Mick and Yn Schumacher

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ynweeknd SHE SIGNED AS YN SCHUMACHER OMGGGGG

schumickeyf1 "This love grew bigger than us and it will be walking around the world in a couple of months" PLEASE IM SO LONELY THIS IS A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF ROMANTIC

mickschumacher Forever, mrs. Schumacher ❤️

⤷ yourusername forever and some more, my love 💗

charles_leclerc omg thank goodness you guys told everyone, I was so scared I would let it slip

⤷ lechair16 Charles ☠️☠️ LMAO

lewishamilton you guys deserve all the happiness in this world 🤍

ynandmick I was right and nature is healing

twentyoneyns So let me get this clear, my ex gives me a reason to go to therapy, while Y/n's ex gives her a ring, then all the love and orgasms in the world, and then a baby??????????? God definitely has its favorites.

⤷ schumercedes not the orgasms 🗣🗣 HAHAHAHAHAH

ynandmickey MOTHER AND FATHER

⤷ popyn Literally

mercedesamgf1 We already have a spot for them 💜

sunnydaysyln Are we calling the baby schumini or minimacher? or baby schumi? or macherbaby?

⤷ yourusername HAHAHAHHA I love them all

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[tkblythofficial]

I'm a different anon but can we talk about how lowkey weird is that R is best friends with much older men like DJ, why is a 20-21 young woman super close to some +40? y.o man, I understand that sometimes at work you end up having friends from all ages, I definitely get along with some older women at my work place but hanging out with old ass men is weird to me (even if the man is queer) btw do we know if DJ is queer?

R definitely grew up around older folks that's why she's so comfortable with older people especially men, which to my experience can turn to be dangerous as it puts you in an ideal position to be potentially groomed. I remember when she liked a tweet about how the world nowadays would've lost their minds and try to cancel humprey bogart for dating teenage lauren bacall, i saw that tweet in her likes and I immediately went: Oh baby, that's not-🙁

Even before all hell broke loose with Ansel E, he was literally visiting R at her high school, sometimes I side eyed R's parents because no matter how booksmart and well spoken R was/is the fact is that she was around several questionable men while she was still a child, the fact she's dating J rn is a testament that her parents let and probably encouraged their high school graduated daughter massive crush for a man who was in his early to mid 20s who was in fact no indifferent to her attentions. Like, they totally ignored some obvious 🚩🚩🚩and that's back when R still lived in her family home.

I do get now why the other anon mentioned her constant attachment to older male co-stars, I've noticed the pattern too and it's 🤐

Regardless of my observations or my own opinions I do sincerely hope R is safe, maybe she's truly into older men and it's her dating preference but to me (someone who witnessed how unhealthy age gaps can turn out to be for younger women) makes me feel a little bit anxious in R's behalf. I might be exaggerating tho 🤷🏼‍♀️ I do genuinely hope R is happy and fullfied in all aspects of her life. Sorry for my long ass paragraph

Hi! Idk if DJ is queer, it’s very possible.

I remember she liked that tweet (it was right after a tweet of her and J age gap went semi-viral) and rolled my eyes. It’s obvious she wants to address the age gay discourse but J probably told her not to.

Some parents don’t care as long as their child is making money/famous. Hate to say it but a lot of parents will turn a blind eye to stuff if their child is the breadwinner and potentially giving them money. Also her parents can’t do much about it tbh. They could have pushed back on her dating J but she still would have dated him regardless. In fact if her parents said no or tried to stop it, I’m 99.9% sure R would have wanted to date J even more because of it. Most teens and young adults don’t listen to their parents lol.

I also think her attachment to older men is because she feels the men her age don’t understand her and are too immature.

R will be fine! I’ll give it a few years until she realizes certain things about herself and makes changes to her life for the better :)

[hard-core-super-star]

damn, I was hoping you'd admit that. so this was also you just throwing random words together in hopes they made sense? 🤔

I can't believe it either... HOWEVER, it was the first and last time you got a star when you were being a little brat about it. don't lose the star, it took me a while to find it kdhwka 🤐 phew, I'm glad you didn't even mention the name of the book or make other recommendations, I won't take note and bring some kind of update when I can see about it better. well, as long as we don't go back to talking about what we definitely weren't talking about, then I think things are totally fine. and I'm not going to say that this thing about not making literal sense, but the feelings being there is something even more impactful due to the fact that you can reach a level of understanding and even greater interpretation due to the fact that these feelings - despite being the focus - continues between the lines with synonyms and comparisons.

your torturous reminder is so funny sorry- picture after picture and she still by your side huh?

I'm curious to know what would have happened if I hadn't understood 😶

I like that you have cool opinions and throw them into your fics, not exactly just about that, but how you see the characters (Kate being the biggest example like you just said). It's exactly at this moment when I think you would be super in favor of Shrek's speech about people being like onions, full of layers. okay, your turn to share another thought about Kate even though you already do this when you write.

– 🌟

nope, you're not getting that out of me that easily. yup, that's how it works. especially that message since it was the first thing i wrote when i woke up lmao. [i did check my phone at 4am and read the messages but i fell back asleep before i could even think about replying so...do with that information what you will]

aw, i think you're a little soft on me 👀 i won't lose it, promise. can't risk you not wanting to give me another one later. i know, it's such a relief none of those things ever happened, imagine the chaos bringing it up would cause. and since we're not talking about it i definitely won't go read some more poems and bring them up to you, not at all. i'm so glad you didn't expand on my point about feelings being the focus because it's not like that's exactly what i try to do in all my fics because i think it's so much more impactful. i also won't admit i can't come up with anything to add because i love the way you didn't phrase that sentence. and i won't admit reading dickinson is what made me try to go above and beyond with simple yet impactful imagery.

excuse you, it's not funny, it's in fact very torturous. especially when it's an old picture of her and my heart stops for a second or two until i remember i'm supposed to be mad at her.

probably nothing except me being sad about it, tbh. unfortunately, now there'll be nothing to stop me from bringing emily dickinson up even more.

i wouldn't say my opinions are cool, i just think about them a lot because that's the way i am. i think adding those little thoughts/opinions is what makes writing fun and what can make a fic stand out because imagine how boring it would be if kate was just a one-dimensional being who just went along with the plot. it would be awful. and yes, you're right, i'm a sucker for that comparison lmao. [but only in spanish because Shrek is funnier in spanish, argue with the wall] i have so many thoughts all of the time but right now all i can think about is how alone she truly is and how that impacts how loyal and devoted she is to the people around her. like, we know she's traumatized af because of her dad's death, she's severely attached to her mom despite how damaging that relationship can be, and she hella admires clint from afar until the events of hawkeye. we never hear anything about her having other family members or friends or anything at all. i know a lot of people headcanon kate as being popular or a jock and stuff but like...idk, sometimes i can't see it. i don't know where i was going with this but those are my shuffled cards, now it's your turn to complete the deck.

[skippyangel16]

Favourite things 🧾

When I’m feeling doubtful, when I’m feeling sad, I simply remember the beautiful receipts and then I don’t feel so mad? 🤯 Am I crazy?

You know I’m a new shipper, only been looking at tumblr since April this year and only started posting less than 3 weeks ago.

I do think sometimes what if I’ve got it wrong, I’m only human!

So I challenged myself to list receipts off the top of my head and this is what I got…(in a few minutes)

1 Sam saying wanted to push this relationship on? Who says that unless it’s for love?

2 Red carpet in her frilly dress, Sam “Good way to cover it” later Cait says “you smell nice.” being told to shut up by their team as voices can be heard on mike. Why? What’s wrong with her saying her co star smells nice?…

3 Saks: Why would Sam get so upset about revealing he wore a suit on a beach and was on the edge, why would Cait need to comfort him? Unless something to hide…why would she need to say f*** them!👇

4 All the wifey/hubs texts who would do that if supposed to be with someone else?

5 The look of lust on red carpets, plus all the kissing, who would do that if with someone else, disrespectful!

6 IFH what was all the drama about if they weren’t together. Why did they both look the worst they have ever looked, pale, stressed, nauseated and especially unhappy 🙁. Why would Sam say “ We could try”, “Why would Cait say 🤐” It was all too weird….

7 Wolf whistling Cait T2 prem when her “boyfriend” is stood behind them. Disrespectful !

8 Getting jealous of a past boyfriend she had at 14 at same T2 premier during interviews.

9 Paley 2015 The kisses, flirting, touching, ring…

10 Sam looking after Eddie whilst Cait running marathon, if leading separate lives why so interconnected? Didn’t you have something hot and single to do?

11 Same pics IG/Twitter, same likes, following same accounts eg baby food. Too many to not be together.

12 Sam said she was at TSWDM premiere, why did you mention she was there when she stayed hidden?

13 In interviews, the “looks/ secret codes” Cait signalling Sam to shut up with her knee re the table…

14 Both not being able to get back to LA but supposedly in different places! Only one airline had problem.

15 Morning selfie, then deleted and both missing whisky tasting!

16 Same hotel on Mother’s Day in Scotland? Wouldn’t you be doing stuff separately with own family?

17 Sam Why would you say we are together, if you’re not? ……..and why do you not say you’re not together when asked if you are? and then you go into deflection mode and change the subject thats your standard answer? so many times!!!!

18 Same hotel, different rooms for zoom calls for season 5 Outlander.

19 Inappropriate BTS outlander, if with someone else disrespectful plus nothing inappropriate seen with Tobias.

20 Why would Sam ask Cait if she’s “alright with this shite?”after just giving the most fake looking bro hug to her fiancé?

21 Both having exactly the same Audi family car. Neither of them supposed to have kids? Why hot single Sam got a family car, way too practical…

22 Boner on red carpet with the peek a bewb dress….say no more!

23 Friends, collegues suggesting otherwise….so many!

24 Baby announcement way too weird, not saying it’s Tony’s by name 😫 who would do that unless it’s a lie…

25 If you’re promoting yourself as hot single Sam then why 👇 suggest you are a son in law?

26 Weird IG/ tweets pre and post on Cait wedding day.

So that’s what I came up with straight off the top of my head ( I’ve thought of more since) and now it’s written down guess what, I know I’m right! they HAVE to be together, it’s all too weird for them not to be right?

I’m not going crazy, am I? 😜🤞

If I’ve got it wrong I won’t be able to trust my gut/eyes ever again?!

Post 23 Sept 2021

[jojotichakorn]

Dear Arthur (ehh! Archer 😳) and my fellow chevaliers,

Me and my notepad are back on our bs 💪, so let me try to respond to what was said before. (I hope my previous ask came through somehow.) Regardless of who celebrated any holidays, I just hope everybody joined in this gathering had a wonderful couple of days. ✨ I should warn you beforehand that this ask grew excessively long as well as excessively disorganised. 😬 So, keep that in mind. My apologies in advance for the chaos that is about to ensue. 🌪

First of all, dear Archer, I would like to direct my attention to you. My compatriots are known for their direct and sometimes blunt demeanour. Everything can be said here (as long as you’re within the constraints of common decency). But something that is nearly heard as often is “thank you.” After studying a foreign for 5+ years , I picked some of its cultural habits, including that touch of politeness and respect that comes with “please” and “thank you.” So without further ado, I would like to thank you, Archer. Over the course of the last month, I’ve grown attached to the network of anons you created here. (I like reaching out to them almost as much as I like reaching out to you. Although I have to admit most of our contact has been nothing if not contentious. 😉) You might scoff about it, claiming you aren’t needed anymore whenever I write to “new anon”, “star anon” or “unreliable anon”. But however you want to put it…in the end you are the linchpin that of slightly elaborate, very meta group chat. If you don’t publish all of our messy asks, and to some degree answer them, there would be no way for us to find each other. No Arthurian legend, no table of knights. So maybe the only conclusion we can draw is that you are in fact the Round Table. The one element that brings us together, and enables us from an equal distance; all on an equal footing. (Round tables don’t have a head, they don’t distinguish between table guests -> like every-(an)one is the same when they reach out to your blog. 🖤)

Talking about tables, yes unreliable anon, I was in fact referring to your quest for “tables to flip when ep 9 airs.” Not that ep. 9 wasn’t “table-turningly” intense ftr. Because it definitely was. I still haven’t recovered. 🥲

Before I head into battle with unreliable anon, I’ll briefly address my your other anons. New anon, I certainly saw your message. And what Archer said about me is right. That being said, I’m afraid I can’t reveal much else about my identity. At the moment, I’m duelling unreliable anon, while in pursuit of star anon. 🐎 And, as every fierce warrior knows, it is extremely dangerous to lift one’s helmet while in combat. So for now, I’ll remain shrouded in mystery. 🌫 Reliable anon, one of my more sympathetic correspondents, a VERY belated, yet VERY sincere happy birthday from me. 🙈 I hope you had an amazing day and that you were bestowed with gifts and grants. But most importantly: love and cuddles. 💚 I am still looking for my “fab maiden” (I don’t really care how “fair” she is; I am also open to handsome gallants or the fanciable humanoids of the forest 💗💜💙), but if she were as tender to me as PatPran is to each other, I would be a blessed earthling. Again, I would like to especially welcome virgo anon and lost anon to the table. In my quest for the big picture, I unfortunately overlooked the smaller contributions to discourse. For which I offer my humble apologies: it won’t happen again. Dear star anon, I hope my eager chase for your homestead hasn’t disheartened you too much. I only come with friendly fire. ✌️ And what would we do without our own minstrel, song rec anon? We would all be starving without your food for the soul! 🎶 You’re the real MVP! 💖

That leaves only one guest, I haven’t spoken properly to: unreliable anon, our tight-lipped talker. 🤐 I share your “wai-ryness” about the plot btw. And my mind is already filled with rationalisations. In line with my “tradition,” I’d like to drop an unpopular opinion now. ⚠️ I believe that how the plot deals with Wai (as well as his sudden and radical shift in behaviour) is part of the bigger synopsis, and will introduce a new source of tension buildup. In fact, I have an entire theory about this and about why Wai has the potential to be a very interesting character (from a narratology pov). If I Archer were to consent to this entirely unasked for crack theory, I wouldn’t mind sharing it. (I originally intended to post it on my own blog…but on second thought, I don’t really have the courage to do so. 🤫)

As for your identity, I’ll play my court cards close to my vest ehhh coat of mail for a while. 🃏 But I can reveal you might have given me a significant hint in your first sentence. (I guess those “crusaders” in our time and long after that were more successful than expected. 💀) Moreover, I fully agree with Archer here. You may be a burn the bottom at times (I’m not gladly opposed ⚔️), but we love your input here! ❤️‍🔥 And for you goes the same as for star anon and the others: don’t worry, I don’t have any relentless zeal to unmask and “out” anons. For me the challenge is simply to deduce where some(an-)one is from. 🤓 But it’s all friendly fire; if it rubs someone the wrong way, I’ll pack my saddlebags and aim for other horizons. 🧭

To return to you, Archer, I’ll evaluate what other (less quarrel inducing) topics I can introduce when I’ll talk to you again. 😅

~ operanon 🎼

P.S. I have a truce too. If you can guess my country correctly, I’ll offer up a valuable clue about the concept behind my anon identity. 👊

P.P.S. As far as I know, there is no group chat, right @ohmpatwat ? So patch yourself, unreliable anon, before Mordred smells blood. 😰

P.P.P.S. Not to brag, but I am fairly certain I’m the eldest in our fellowship. (Someone’s gotta do it. 🤷‍♀️)

P.P.P.P.S. A smal contribution for humour’s sake. 😜

well, dearest operanon, i thank you back for coming here and joining our wonderful roundtable! i never considered myself the table itself, but in that case, i hope i am made out of some pretty and tasteful wood. i will be leaving the rest of your message to the rest of our roundtable, but i would love to hear your wai theory!

re: p.s. - i will think it over and get back to you with my theory!

re: p.p.s. - indeed, no group chat!

re: p.p.p.s. - perhaps, but are you entirely sure?

re: p.p.p.p.s. - i appreciate it immensely!

[destinyc1020]

YES!! The hunter follow and her following back is not just a follow, especially cause z and hunter are like besties, sisters, whatever you wanna call it

And exactly why would you follow your bff’s ex? And it’s important to mention that they had met each other before and never followed each so the follows do mean/ indicate something... and the fact that they most likely have hang out in Atlanta is good too

And like okay some can say: yes they followed each other and tz are on good terms but I don’t think this means they’re more than friends who reconnected and are in a good place again bla bla bla... it’s true, we don’t know the state of their relationship right now butt if they were just friends why the lack of content from them on set ? If they ‘re just friends why can’t they like each other’s post ( when they were liking a lot prior to arriving in Atlanta) butt they can like posts related to each other in other accounts? Why are they making it so secretive? Even during the ffh press tour they were liking and even commenting on each other’s posts guess why? They were broken up so they didn’t have nothing to hide anymore...

and then the family and friends love through social media and them liking the other person’s family posts again after a long time are all things that make you go 👀👀 and even the model likes that decreased a lot, and we know how they were up there when he was filming uncharted... idk these two are so secretive that sometimes I think I should have joined the fbi just to know something lol

But with all that said if you think there’s anything more worth adding to the list of things that make all this situation 👀👀 please share them because I always like to know your point of view in this stuff 😂👌

ALL OF THIS!!! 

Some other things that seem very telling to me: 

Harry acting like Z exists again lol 😅

Z liking Sam’s posts and Nikki’s posts again 

Nikki commenting on Z’s birthday post and calling her my “virgo friend” kind of made my eyebrow raise lol....especially when it was just less than a month after Tom and  N split up... 👀

People don’t talk about this much, but I ALWAYS  found it pretty telling when for a while there (PRE-Atlanta), Tom and Z were liking just about EVERY single post of each other.... 👀 Z kind of pulled back after liking his Sept 13th IG live video when fans started to speculate that Tom was kind of alluding to Z when mentioning the “best summer of his life” was when he was filming HOCO, and fans started to notice that T & N may not be together anymore.  Tom especially was liking Z’s posts NON-stop lol.   So, to go from that, to then scaling down DRASTICALLY after they’ve been in ATL together is just very telling to me. It’s obvious it’s on purpose.😏 

The two of them spending Thanksgiving together, when they (or at least Tom & Harry), could have spent it elsewhere with the crew.  

Jacob spilling that he and Noon were together lol... (Hence...you know Z and Tom were together... 😏 )   As exes, you don’t have to spend time together outside of set.  The way Z can freely talk about OTHER male co-stars and friends (even people that fans OPENLY ship her with ) w/out any problem (ie. Timmy Chalamet, JDW, Sam L, Hunter, etc)...But yet, when it comes to Tom, she’s like: 🤐🤫  

Idk about others, but all of these things are very telling to me.