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Monday May 15.

Eurovision 2023.

Fancy that—a jury made up of criminals

It's the campest night of the year, and it never ever disappoints (unless you're the United Kingdom, loooool) It was a night of yet another Swedish win as Loreen became the first woman to win the contest twice, and helped her most #eurovision of nations to a record-equalling seven wins. It was in many ways, however, a night of scandal, as the man with the most luminous of green sleeves, Käärijä, of Finland, was beaten to Euro supremacy by the votes of the shadowy Eurovision jury. This is where we must take a turn for the wholesome, however, in telling Käärijä now that you did us proud, the nation of Finland prouder still, and most importantly of all, you did yourself proud. Cha cha cha.

And so this bleary Monday morning, the dashboard currently feels a little like Helsinki Airport as Käärijä's newfound fandom community rush to mob this newfound talent with love, memes, and shitposts. Seems like second place is the new first, if you ask us.

[karometeenk]

my new eurovision rule is that both the winner and the loser have to reprise their song at the end. just a brit or a german absolutely shitfaced or crying their eyes out on stage. this will add nothing to the competition but my main problem with eurovision is that it isn't long enough. so.

[garrulus]

i dont care about sweden rly

[notupforpolo]

Loreen sure can fucking sing and she will not let anyone say otherwise

[topsyturvy-turtely]

i've decided that i just don't understand any part of ESC

[welljustmaybe]

slutty techno metal!!!!

[mxdwn]

Audience Boos Israel’s Eurovision Song Contest Entry During Dress Rehearsal

https://music.mxdwn.com/2024/05/09/news/audience-boos-israels-eurovision-song-contest-entry-during-dress-rehearsal/

[wikiblair]

What is it wit this year contestants and their translucent clothes???

[doumadono]

I truly adore this song and the entire performance! Being raised on Rammstein's music, I can sense that indescribable energy within them. I have a deep admiration for the fusion of glam rock and gothic rock! Harms' voice though! ♥

[ice-mint]

Jesus charging the attack

Jesus mortal kombat starts

(Moldova added the right kind of weird and it slapped)

[nefarious-nightjar]

holy shite wait a minute i missed the start of eurovision?!

[mikopikopon]

Can't wait for today's Hetalia fanarts.

[maudlin-scribbler]

I don't want to be this type of person but like. Sometimes you think a blog you follow is pretty cool but then you see them posting stuff about eurovision and like. Okay I'm never gonna look at you the same way again.

Im not saying ppl HAVE TO boycott eurovision but i honestly just cant enjoy eurovision anyway with everything going on (and Romania isn't even participating but even so I wouldn't watch it) and it just. Idk maybe I'm the insane one but seeing ppl still love eurvision even after everything feels weird. Weird in a bad way.

[mrsarnasdelicious]

My Dash: EURVISION 🌈✨🎊🎉🪄🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🖤🩶🤍🤎❤️‍🔥❣️💕💞💓💗💖💘💝💯🔥💥

Me: No Eurovision, only him

Him:

[notupforpolo]

Why is she lifting weights by the waterfall? Asking for a friend :)

[katewalker]

One of France best entry ever at Eurvision was in 2008 with Divine by Sebastien Tellier but y'all still aren't ready to admit it