#everett true

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[driveintheaterofthemind]

The Outbursts Of Everett True (Feb28th1919)

Art by AD Condo

[punkitt-is-here]

holy shit everett beat the fuck out of god

[wheredoisign]

[100yearoldcomics]

August 7, 1922 Everett True by A.D. Condo

[ID: Everett stands grumpily on the front porch of a neighbor's house, holding up a small white cat. /end] Everett: I see you folks are back from your two weeks' vacation. Here's your cat you left wandering around the neighborhood to half starve.

[ID: Everett sets the cat down, who begins rubbing herself against Everett's legs. The neighbor happily bends down to look. /end] Neighbor: Why, she seems well nourished at that, Mr. True.

[ID: Everett takes the man's head and slams it to the ground. His cat jumps away. /end] Everett: Yes, in the two weeks, she has eaten nine dollars' worth of cream, meat and fish that I ordered for her and had charged to your accounts!!! [INFLATION GUIDE: In 2022 dollars, that's a grocery bill of about $160. /end]

[battleofbands]

Hole + Drew Barrymore, Reading festival 1994

[sphaliro]

I was sad I couldn't get out of the hospital yesterday, so I drew myself meeting Everett True to cheer myself up & bam... This morning, I got discharged for Valentine's day

[everett-true]

The Outbursts of Everett True — A.D. Condo

February 10th, 1920

Panel 1:

[At the workplace. A man in a wool suit holding a gun stands left of frame across from Everett, who stops in his tracks, confused]

Man: HALT!!!

Panel 2:

[Standing closer to Everett and smiling widely, the man holds the gun flat in his palm and points to it. Everett scowls]

Man: HA-HA-HA-HA! Everett, it isn't loaded—HA!——

Panel 3:

[A co-worker dressed in a pinstripe suit, is alarmed and sprints from left of frame through the office toward Everett, who's sitting working at his desk right of frame]

Co-worker: Oh, Mister True, the bookkeeper is laid out on the floor in the stock room, and there's a pistol by his side!! He must be dead!!!

Everett: No, he's not dead—but ALMOST!!!

[mortifiedandawesome]

Everett True

EVERETT TRUE ~~EVER. IT. TRUE~~ OMG

[oh-yes-i-did-not]

He arrived~

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The Outbursts Of Everett True (Mar03th1908)

Art by AD Condo

[punkitt-is-here]

This had been rattling in my brain for a while

I DUNNO HOW I MISSED THIS BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS THANK YOU SO MUCH

[yenyenlive]

Holy shit they made an Everett True omage! I really wouldnt have know the first time I saw the comic but MAN thats awesome!

[100yearoldcomics]

August 12, 1922 Everett True by A.D. Condo

Happy [several months belated] centennial to the "time to buy a watch" joke! I'd give it a watch for its retirement but someone's grandpa has it occupied.

[ID: A man in a pinstriped suit stands on the sidewalk, pointing towards Everett, who walks into the panel towards him. /end] Arrow [pointing to the man]: Man who never carries a time-piece, but imposes on his friends for the hour of the day. Man: Oh, I say, Everett, what time is it?

[ID: Everett keeps walking past, having slapped the man's hat down flat onto his head. The man drops his cigar to the ground. /end] Everett: It's time to buy a watch!!!

[miraclesabound]

Rereading "The Outbursts of Everett True" and it makes me wish that I had a Mr. True to defend my honor sometimes - even from myself! Intrusive thoughts suck, and it would be nice sometimes to have someone say "Hogwash! You're conducting yourself with decency, don't you dare call yourself a failure!"