#everyone do not insult my wives with this sn*p* nonsense

[kaaaaaaarf]

all this talk about you being a snapewife but when last i looked my name’s not severus snape, so

YOU ARE RIGHT. Everyone, this is my beautiful wife—Kels. She is one of my two beautiful wives. They are the only people I am meeting on an astral plane, thank you and goodnight day.

I am a Kelswife and a Bwife only.