#except oct 31st ofc

[hyliareborn]

[thelastgenderbender]

As stated in my bio, I do NOT answer asks on this blog. Send them to my personal blog @levil0vesyou instead! DMs are fine tho

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Blog directory

So this is only my technical main (due to Tumblr Circumstances, i won't bore you) but I do actually have a lot of blogs, some of them relatively active.

@levil0vesyou is my personal/misc blog, I also sometimes call it my main even though it never was on either account

@quarks-pussy is my star trek blog, despite the url it's not 18+ or purely nsfw

@selfrighteousflowers is my cartoon blog (only cartoons aimed at younger audiences tho, adult cartoons go on the misc nowadays) and also lazytown

@dmitri-ilyich-volodin is my podcast blog (also also Cabin Pressure sometimes)

@thebitchlapin (formerly at-the-thistlespring-tree) is my Dimension 20/Dropout blog

@eating-your-beans is my NBC Community blog (and also Mythic Quest)

@system-arbeitet-korrekt is my StarStarSpace (and occasionally other coldmirror stuff) blog

@not-a-sesame-street-sideblog (added Nov 5th '23) mostly dormant (as of Aug 24th '24)

@transwomansambeckett Quantum Leap (the original one, tho theoretically the reboot would go here too if I watched it) blog (created Nov 18th '23)

@move-over-nine-its-fifteen-time Doctor Who and adjacent media (added June 23rd '24 but existed for a while, I just failed to consistently update this post)

@faggot-md House MD blog (same note as above)

@shortkingchilchuck Dungeon Meshi (same note as above)

@ghoul-for-lucys-dad-2296 Fallout, mostly show so far but I've started playing 4 now so y'know (same note as above) (mostly dormant as of Aug 24th '24 tho I'll use it again if I ever get around to playing New Vegas)

@2-dead-boys-and-1-sad-psychic Dead Boy Detectives (same note as above)

@lines-in-your-trailer Scott Pilgrim, not particularly active (same note as above)

@watchingiasiptoimpressmycrush It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia (same note as above)

@grape-flavoured-wizard I honestly don't know how to explain this one either. (same note as above) (dormant. sorry)

@your-creepy-old-guy Beetlejuice but specifically and exclusively the musical version. Not really more than two or so reblogs from other blogs of mine yet but maybe next time I rewatch my favourite slime tutorial of it I'll start posting properly (same note as above)

@hawkeye-mpreg Mash, obviously. Like the trek blog, not actually 18+ despite the url (same note as above except midnight passed in my time zone so now it's June 24th)

@lassiesloveoflarping Psych blog (added July 6th '24) and I do blame @/under-loch-n-key personally /pos

@hashtag-dads (added Oct 11th '24 after being un-shadowbanned) Dan and Phil blog because I felt it might start being annoying to my personal blog followers how often I post about them there

@fun-burakhovsky-vacation (created and added December 31st '24) Pathologic blog. I haven't finished P2 yet (and don't really plan on playing 1 tho I ofc watched hbomb's book report many times) and 3 isn't out yet but the characters have already moved into my brain rent free and I need somewhere to put posts about them

@ifyoucantbuyit-homemadeisfine Blog mostly for fiber crafts, but also other DIY shit. Mostly as a resource for myself but if you wanna peek the notes I take, feel free. Created and started drafting reblogs... can't recall when, but thought of a good url and started using properly and added here June 15th '25

I have a ton of other side blogs, both on this and on the old account, some of them are simply saved urls, (tumblr made me delete those and then some because they think people still use this site so I'm not allowed to "hoard") some are discontinued and some are secret for a variety of reasons - though I assure you, those reasons are mostly comedy.

I don't exactly have a dni per se but if you have shitty views or I otherwise don't like you, I might block you lol

Last added new blog: June 15th 2025

Last edited this post outside that: December 31st 2024

[dromjournal]

Oct 31st

The "backstory" is I am this young guy in "marriage-able age" and I am seeing a marriage counsellor (with my parents, ofc). My parents marriage had been quite unconventional as my mother - though being beautiful - was known for having a "bad" personality. What it actually meant was that she was antisocial and rude, but she wasn't actually a bad person in any way. My father was an important man with a lot of money and family status and the expectations were high for anyone he would associate with. Both my father and mother however loved each other very much.

That ended up with me, the only child, being raised mostly alone with my mother as my father often was away and people respected but avoided us. Now that I was older I was looking for a partner for marriage. Our standards were quite high as I was, after all, the inheritor of my fathers name. Except I think I remember them as being something like 'straight teeth and no stutter' which is a really weird yet specific request. Because I'm worth it.

Then there's a zombie outbreak. It happens very fast, and these zombies move quickly and seems quite intelligent compared to most media.

In our home, my mother tells me to get on the "speed train" to another city (i think it's a reference to train to busan) and pushes me into an elevator to escape as she stays behind - despite my protests - to distract the zombies away from me, as they break down the front door.

Realizing she's already gone I start running like she asked towards the train station.

Miraculously, I manage to get past a bunch of zombies and into town. We’re at the outskirts, and getting to the trainstation is technically just up a hill if it wasn’t for all the houses in the way making the road the only way to move there. The ocean surrounds us in all other directions. I try to take a shortcut up a steep grass hill with a fence around it, thinking it’s safe since no zombies can get over the fence. However halfways up I see a human man - looks a bit like a janitor - cutting open the fence, letting in loads of zombies for no visible reason other than being an asshole i guess. I turn back and start running down the hill, trying not to trip, as the zombies are chasing after me. I am caught up by the fence again at the bottom and they’re catching up, but I manage to get out in time and with no better idea I jump into the water, swimming outwards. The zombies don’t follow, standing frustrated by the harbor.

Although my body can barely take it I swim around the whole bay to the train station on the other side, miraculously making it just in time. The train is no larger than a large car, white and includes this odd voting system where if everyone else in a car votes one seat out they are ejected. This is in case someone is infected and hid it but starting to show signs.

The city is strange. It's just getting dark as we arrive, and there is people outdoors in the street looking definitely zombie-like. But they are slow moving, and even peaceful I guess. I get the feeling that I can't actually tell which of these people are zombies and which are just "pretending". Because apparently the zombies have no real way of telling who isn't a zombie - if it moves like a zombie and grunts like a zombie, it's probably a zombie. The group of people we've collected now moves - pretending - across towards what looks like maybe a mall from the outside where we see someone enter.

Inside things are completely different. Though it does seem to be rooms that are "shut off", the building looks more like a school corridor than a mall. There's people all around acting normal and playing games and stuff, though it's dark and gloomy they seem completely assured of their safety. We move further and further and start to realize there is no end to this place.

One of the girls that had been on our train starts to give up, saying that she lost or something in this life and she will be reborn but without her memories which is normal for her race. She's an alien or something. She opens up a door and a zombie as such manages to get in - though I throw tomatoes at it - and infect more people. We manages somehow to shut them out or kill them, I'm not sure.

We want to get out, and we start collecting people that also wishes to get out after what happened. The problem is you can't get out. This place is a maze. It's a safety measure and a trick to keep you there. I don’t know why, but they don’t want anyone to leave.

After climbing around for a while, we get our first "blessing". It's a scrap of paper really, with an oath written on it. Only one person can read it out loud and there is directions for whom it should be. This one says it's a guy (for some reason) and a leader, the one who would always do his best to protect the rest. Somehow the guys decide that it's probably best to give it to the oldest among us - to my big surprise turns out to be me, despite being kind of short and gangly in comparison to what's apparently teenagers. I read the oath and I grow wings on my back - allowing me to fly. I can carry people too but only one at a time. I use this to lift everyone on top of the roof, where we should be a lot safer from zombies at the very least.

It looks like we find a way out, a field with sheep. Except they're zombie sheep, I realize, and we have to act inconspicuous. But I can't start screaming that at everyone or the sheep will definitely notice right away.

We start moving again, trying to find our way "out". Finally two girls agrees to - kind of - explain the way out, and why we couldn't find it. Every room we enter has a hidden door we are supposed to take, and one door that looks normal but will lead us more astray. Knowing this finally we find the right doors - hidden "inside" refrigerators, behind washing machines, that kind of stuff. Suddenly we're in a large open space and the girl, which had followed us until now, laughs and says it's one last riddle to get out. Then she leaves. There's three "tunnels" in this room to chose from. A couple of people enter one to check it out, and suddenly it's filled with fire and they're burned to ashes before anyone knows what even is happening.

The other two tunnels fill with ice and the walls crushes. We take our time to count how long it takes before each "hit" and notices it follows a specific rhythm. Someone also notices there's three holes in the floor of the fire tunnel, located evenly throughout. In the crushing-tunnel there is a room left first on the bottom, then to the left and at last to the right. There's something similar in the ice-tunnel. At the end of the tunnel there is what looks like three ropes you need to pull. You need to be quick, as you are not protected in any way standing by the ropes.

The plan we finally make is that three people are meant to go in the tunnel. One is meant to lie down in each hole, where they will be safe, then get up and run to the ropes and pull them. We have no way to know if we're right, we can only hope.

We pick out the three fastest people in our group who volunteers bravely. They each decide which hole they should run to, the fastest of them taking the one furthest away. Then as soon as the flames leaves the mext time they're off. The manage, miraculously, and as they pull the ropes a ladder falls down and they can climb to safety in a hidden tunnel on top. There, they find another oath. The next people take on the ice and crush-tunnels, ending up on top of the tunnels just like with the fire one and finding an oath.

These oaths gives you the power to turn into smoke, indestructibility and the power to turn into a shadow.