#expected to be able to be present in kierans life at all. and he doesnt know how to be a dad but he tries his damndest

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kieran is my little guy. my boy my son. maybe i Am rotating an au in my head where hes the datv protag. maybe he enters into a romance with lucanis. like father like son (his dad being m!amell who romanced zevran.) plus itd be. so fucking funny

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short!emma headcanons

okay so canon tall emma is undoubtedly better but this got stuck in my head and isnt leaving so i present you:

emma is 5′2″

she was still inspired by both jace and clary but clary always made her feel more empowered since they were both short and clary still saved the world and is a badass

emma still plays that game with julian where she pretends to be taller than him but she needs to climb up significantly more steps for it to work

all of the blackthorn children get taller than her and she gets Upset

all the time people laugh when they meet her because this is emma carstairs? the jace herondale of her generation? she quickly shows them exactly why she is deserving of that title

julian having to bend down to kiss her

more importantly, julian picking her up and/or sitting her on counters and tables to be able to kiss her more easily(this is highkey canon but its more of a necessity in this situation)

clary and emma have a short shadowhunters club

they’re the only members

emma cant reach anything

literally anything

she doesnt like asking for help, though, so she is constantly climbing on counters and chairs to get things which gives julian a heart attack every time

for this reason she keeps a collapsable stool in her room so she can actually reach the things on the top of her wardrobe

she immediately fell in love with cristina when she met her because emma’s height was not the first thing cristina commented on

that’s only because cristina is polite and knew what to expect, she absolutely joins in on the teasing later

her whole life people told emma that she’d hit her growth spurt but she never did :(

it used to make her feel very insecure but she learned to be proud of her height and how she worked that much harder in training to overcome it 

julian loving her height certainly helped

anytime someone makes fun of emma’s height in a not-joking way it just becomes julian and emma racing to tell them off first with the rest of the crew shortly behind them

this is so self indulgent but short!emma wearing thigh highs and a short dress you’re welcome

when mark came back he asked why emma hadn’t aged if everyone else had

she just sighed

when kieran came around he held nothing back and honestly everyone thought it was too funny to be mad 

he did not understand what was so funny

the short puns never stop

“despite emma’s shortcomings...”

*emma and clary talking* “oh looks like they’re having a little get together”

“we need to appreciate the little things in our life more, everyone give emma a hug”

“it’s not her fault, she has a short temper”

sometimes demons try to roast emma’s height but she just stabs them in retaliation 

this could highkey be a whole other set of headcanons that i might write myself and has absolutely nothing to do with these but also emma with short hair just take a moment to appreciate it

they almost didn’t let emma into the midnight theater 

people have to sit down to put runes on her more easily 

once kit stops rejecting all things shadowhunter he rips her apart 

when they go places together he introduces her as his little sister

people believe him 

*qoaad spoilers under the cut*

zara starts spreading the rumor that emma is literally like 2 feet tall and expects people to believe her but nobody does wtf zara

however she is successful in spreading the rumor that emma is incapable of doing basically anything because of her height and any stories people have heard about emma’s greatness is just the blackthorns making up stuff to make her feel better

emma quickly disproves that one at the broadcast in qoaad tyvm

 after emma and julian become giants the jokes get worse

“emma you got to be tall for once in your life, how did it feel”

when they buy the cake for emma and jules they actually get two, julian’s says “congrats on not being a giant anymore” and emma’s says “we’re sorry you’re short again”

emma is too happy to even pretend to be mad 

everything is wholesome and good and happy 

thank you for your time