#expected to be able to be present in kierans life at all. and he doesnt know how to be a dad but he tries his damndest
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kieran is my little guy. my boy my son. maybe i Am rotating an au in my head where hes the datv protag. maybe he enters into a romance with lucanis. like father like son (his dad being m!amell who romanced zevran.) plus itd be. so fucking funny
#this is already building off the back of Another au in which occaisonally after kieran reached like. age 5 morrigan lets zev and hiram#(<- hiram amell for further clarification)#look after him sometimes. i imagine it takes a while for her to not be a helicopter parent about it but hiram is patient and honestly never#expected to be able to be present in kierans life at all. and he doesnt know how to be a dad but he tries his damndest#i think zev might be a little awkward about it at first but soon enough kieran is a son to him as well#also kieran saying Weird Shit and hiram taking a moment to wonder if thats an old-god-soul thing or a morrigans-son thing#(as if he isnt also Weird. lmao)#anyway imagine kieran not mentioning his fathers especially when he hears lucanis talking about house arainai and then through some means#the gang (probably being luc and harding) ends up in the area kieran knows his fathers are and kierans like. hm.#its messy but you KNOW the jokes about being just like his father and the apple not landing far from the tree would come out#bc its just too perfect. male mage at the age of 20 finds an assassin (who is also a guy) and falls in love#i honestly think theres a million ways that first meeting could go#also i havent gotten to the part in the game where solas actually says this so i dont know hows its actually worded but like.#while being vague. the revelation abt the archdemons. like what does it meannn for kieran.#still unsure if what was taken from him was like. an actual soul???? and if so were there two souls in him or just the one?#what would it mean to BE soulless?? would it only matter once you die? and why was it so important to mythal to have it in her grasp?#anyway.#dont mind me im just here playing with my touys
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short!emma headcanons
okay so canon tall emma is undoubtedly better but this got stuck in my head and isnt leaving so i present you:
emma is 5′2″
she was still inspired by both jace and clary but clary always made her feel more empowered since they were both short and clary still saved the world and is a badass
emma still plays that game with julian where she pretends to be taller than him but she needs to climb up significantly more steps for it to work
all of the blackthorn children get taller than her and she gets Upset
all the time people laugh when they meet her because this is emma carstairs? the jace herondale of her generation? she quickly shows them exactly why she is deserving of that title
julian having to bend down to kiss her
more importantly, julian picking her up and/or sitting her on counters and tables to be able to kiss her more easily(this is highkey canon but its more of a necessity in this situation)
clary and emma have a short shadowhunters club
they’re the only members
emma cant reach anything
literally anything
she doesnt like asking for help, though, so she is constantly climbing on counters and chairs to get things which gives julian a heart attack every time
for this reason she keeps a collapsable stool in her room so she can actually reach the things on the top of her wardrobe
she immediately fell in love with cristina when she met her because emma’s height was not the first thing cristina commented on
that’s only because cristina is polite and knew what to expect, she absolutely joins in on the teasing later
her whole life people told emma that she’d hit her growth spurt but she never did :(
it used to make her feel very insecure but she learned to be proud of her height and how she worked that much harder in training to overcome it
julian loving her height certainly helped
anytime someone makes fun of emma’s height in a not-joking way it just becomes julian and emma racing to tell them off first with the rest of the crew shortly behind them
this is so self indulgent but short!emma wearing thigh highs and a short dress you’re welcome
when mark came back he asked why emma hadn’t aged if everyone else had
she just sighed
when kieran came around he held nothing back and honestly everyone thought it was too funny to be mad
he did not understand what was so funny
the short puns never stop
“despite emma’s shortcomings...”
*emma and clary talking* “oh looks like they’re having a little get together”
“we need to appreciate the little things in our life more, everyone give emma a hug”
“it’s not her fault, she has a short temper”
sometimes demons try to roast emma’s height but she just stabs them in retaliation
this could highkey be a whole other set of headcanons that i might write myself and has absolutely nothing to do with these but also emma with short hair just take a moment to appreciate it
they almost didn’t let emma into the midnight theater
people have to sit down to put runes on her more easily
once kit stops rejecting all things shadowhunter he rips her apart
when they go places together he introduces her as his little sister
people believe him
*qoaad spoilers under the cut*
zara starts spreading the rumor that emma is literally like 2 feet tall and expects people to believe her but nobody does wtf zara
however she is successful in spreading the rumor that emma is incapable of doing basically anything because of her height and any stories people have heard about emma’s greatness is just the blackthorns making up stuff to make her feel better
emma quickly disproves that one at the broadcast in qoaad tyvm
after emma and julian become giants the jokes get worse
“emma you got to be tall for once in your life, how did it feel”
when they buy the cake for emma and jules they actually get two, julian’s says “congrats on not being a giant anymore” and emma’s says “we’re sorry you’re short again”
emma is too happy to even pretend to be mad
everything is wholesome and good and happy
thank you for your time
#mine#emma carstairs#blackstairs#tda#tda hc#writing tag#theres too many characters to tag em all#tell me about and typos pls i dont feel like rereading these#short!emma
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