#extremely young for a gnome but plenty of lifespan to have spent years with no social life AND have previously had a BIT of a social life
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wh. I just fucking realized that prior to our warlock regaining his lost memories melliwyk was the only member of her party who had ever had sex
#that can't be right?? what the fuck#aritian turns out to have had a wife and child Before but when the campaign started he was a total amnesiac so#zhartook is aro/ace and our bard visited a brothel several irl years into the campaign#and was like 'please don't tell my friends this is my first time'#I guess to be fair I don't know about Claire but she doesn't 1) seem like a casual fling girl and 2) seem like she's had a boyfriend#HOW WAS MELLIWYK. THE *ONLY* ONE WHO KNEW WHAT SEX IS.#I mean the answer is she's old fgkjhkfd#extremely young for a gnome but plenty of lifespan to have spent years with no social life AND have previously had a BIT of a social life#extremely funny to me#NOT TO BE RUDE! TO MELLIWYK IT'S JUST. IF I SHOWED YOU A LINEUP OF THE WHOLE PARTY YOU WOULD NOT EXPECT--#[COUGH] anyway literally none of her friends are equipped to call her out for having bite marks on her neck. thank you good night#my OCs#melliwyk
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