#familyposting

[rackartyg]

mother: now that you’re here for the holidays we should go through the last stuff in your room and decide what to keep/throw away/donate

me: good idea!

us: [happily dig stuff out and sort it] [get to things from elementary school era]

me: i don’t want to look at this stuff actually. you can just throw it all out

mother: okay!

mother: oh but look at this! and this! and this photo, oh my gosh, you and your classmates were so cute 🥰

[regina-bithyniae]

My family are smart, crazy, people. Impenetrable.

Dad's girlfriend is not stupid, but much closer to normal than any of us are, and awkwardly brings it up now and then.

Hanging out with my dad is one of my favorite things, since we both are into similar topics and get to discuss it, sharing bits one of us knows more about.

But my dad's girlfriend is exclusively into British TV and social drama, so when we hang out she basically just talks the whole time about that. Poor-reflection-on-character time: I don't care if her nephew failed to get into law school again. More than once they've had me over, and it turns out, also one of her friends, so she and the friend talk the whole time while me and my father sit silently both wishing we could talk separately to the main event.

I can't see a polite way to reliably ask if I can go hang out with my dad but not her. Until now when I invite my dad to get pho after work we've carved out some boys time but now tonight she's invited herself along.

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I don't dislike her! But I don't have a lot of time spare, and now when I do find some to meet him in, she moves in on it.

[liquidpaperfoundation]

My uncle is pretty cool. unfortunately he's also a straight guy, and like all straight guys, he is ready to explain crypto and nfts to you at the drop of a hat.

[heavenrushesme]

mama

[ohmygodshesinsane]

the only pro of today being the day before a wedding is that people are letting me comandeer their devices to try for taylor tickets

[waystargojo]

today i am remembering the time my dad called greg tom's "concubine" then got all huffy when i was like "yeah they like like each other" when PROMPTED not 5 minutes later

[howldean]

driver picks the pokémon game soundtrack, shotgun mocks him for it consistently (this is what my brother having a license looks like)

[kickabel]

whenever my grandma calls me by the wrong name like my sister or something and apologizes I say "don't worry I know who I am!!!" and she giggles every time and I just wanted to tell that to the world

[sillymann]

...which lip- *I immediately get booed off the stage. the president himself orders a missile strike on my house whilst you beat me to a fine pulp*

-Zach

zach so help me god i will march in your room right now and beat your scrawny ass

[sweet-milky-tea705]

“Stop being a crybaby i dont wanna hear it” ….you are aware this is a 2 yr old baby..? Right..? Why are you here right now anyways ??? Its 12:44am and youve been gone all day why didnt you just sleep at your old place or something ???

[rackartyg]

i haven't written anything substantive since, oof, march and it feels bad. but i've been monstrously stressed about my thesis and that's probably why and it's understandable and reasonable and blah.

it's mostly just that i like writing and i'm sad i've not done it. but it's a little bit performance anxiety.

[lemonriice]

as the years go on and we get older i think. im really glad to say i am lucky to have a family that i love, and that we love each other. like they're not the greatest, far from perfect, but i'm very very lucky we have the relationship that we have.

thinking ab when i was like 13 and i did not speak to my brothers at all, i did not leave my room and rushed through dinner to run back upstairs, now my brothers are genuinely my best friends n my parents r at least my buds i can talk to casually. like im very lucky

[liquidpaperfoundation]

my cousin likes to try and predict what I'm about to say so he can jinx knock on wood me. Today I jinxed him, but he said it didn't count because I didn't knock on wood. In fact, he said I was the one who was jinxed because he knocked on wood first.

[heavenrushesme]

[ohmygodshesinsane]

every time ive come on to post a fic or answer asks real life has hit like a bus 😭

[waystargojo]

never forget the time my dad called greg tom's concubine