#fartmongers

[dionysianchub]

hi i just wanted to say im sorry u got harassed but also having a dude we can now refer to as "fart anon" is objectively funny so i think u came out on top

Very true! 😂

Idk, fart anon was a mild irritation at best, but I think the thing that really got to me was the realization that they are very likely out there doing the same thing to dozens of other people who might not take it as well. I didn't answer fart anon for like 2 days and they filled my ask box with their incessant fartmongering. I have a lot on my plate right now and the idea that this person who doesn't even have the cojones to come off anon thinks they're that entitled to my time and energy really upset me, and that's exactly the kind of thing that makes people close their ask box, remove the app, or even quit altogether if they're not in a place to handle it. My hope is that fart anon learns some social hygiene from all of this, but likely not, so I will happily take the reminder to laugh. Thank you. 💜

[tarripup]

Saturn Smash

Belated b-day art for the fartmonger :devedtropolis:, where I took our Starter Pokemon High (SPH) forms and made them kid forms so we can just play games all summer. I'm kicking his butt to the curb in Cyber Speedway. >:3

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[seavoice]

i was browsing through Mister Impossible to make a sad post but then got distracted by this iconic exchange

[jordeclancore]

MATTHEW CALLED DECLAN A FARTMONGER? BABE WHAT

[nursenebbie]

Part pug, part metal, part wires & the rest is all love. That’s what’s on the inside of this little droidpug.

[organicpetboutique]

You put on my Gingerbread sweater & gave me some new gingerbread toys, but where’s my gingerbread snackies?

[rockpapercynic]

My favourite Mario Kart swear word is “fucking fartmonger.”

Also, I’m making this into a t-shirt! You can pre-order it here!

[nursenebbie]

This mini R2D2puggie loves har Max & Ruffy’s organic snackies!

[nursenebbie]

Moms says the closer she can take photos means she can get in closer to my mini tooths & take pictures of them... she’s strange sometimes but I love it! ❤️

[nursenebbie]

Anyone else ready for “The Last Jedi” tonight?!? I can’t go into the theater so we have to do a Star Wars movie marathon with moms & dads at homes tonight! Queue up that Star Wars!!!

[organicpetboutique]

Are you serious mom?!? Must I wear my scarf 🧣 like this?!!

[organicpetboutique]

Nebbie the pot belly mini pug spent the day rocking her holiday snowflake ❄️ scarf & soaking up some of the warm winter sunshine. Lucky pug... Mom wishes she could do that too but somebody’s got to work for all these snacks Nebbie wants to eat!

[organicpetboutique]

Nebbie lookin super sweet in her holiday reindeer bandanna💙💙💙

[organicpetboutique]

We think Nemmie looks wonderful in her blue reindeer scarf! Always will try to get these two in matching gear if ever possible.

[organicpetboutique]

Scarf 🧣 swap with a bit of side eye...

[organicpetboutique]

Anyone else excited for National Ugly Christmas 🎄 Sweater Day tomorrow?!? I know mom is... I already seen her pull the sweaters out the closet. I know what we’re doing tomorrow!