#fight me bruh

[tobiasdrake]

Ranking Digimon Adventure 1's Chosen Children on the Fight Me Bruh Scale

Here we go. This will be a scale from Most Confident to Least Confident, based on how confident I am that I could take each child in a playground fistfight. In the interest of fairness, they will not have their Partner Digimon with them, and my age will be set to 10 years old; An average of the eight of them.

1 - Izumi "Izzy" Koushiro. Oh, cute little nerd boy, what's he going to do, complain online about--

NO YOU'RE WRONG. Koushiro's on the soccer team. He may be meek and unassuming but that boy is an athlete all the same. Pick on him at your peril. He may be one of the less difficult fights but that meek stature conceals enough musculature to at least get by on the field.

Koushiro may be the least threatening but only because of how scary the others can be. I still don't relish my chances, and it's all uphill from here.

2 - Kido "Joe" Joe. What Jou lacks in athleticism and gusto, he makes up for with wild intensity when he gets going.

If this fight is happening, either I'm bullying Jou or I said or did some shit to the kids under him. In the first case, I can probably sweep the win. He won't defend himself too hard. But in the case of the latter, he's going to come at me like a lanky berserker bent on my destruction.

Jou is also the child most likely to win the fight by showing up to it in the company of an escorting adult, who then proceeds to drag me away by the ear.

3 - Ishida "Matt" Yamato. Yamato seems vulnerable to psychological warfare. Maybe if I yell something at him like "Look over there, it's your self-worth!" that will distract him enough that I can get some good hits in.

I'm gonna need something because he is ready and willing to come at me in full-scale brawling mode. He doesn't have the build of an athlete which will help me, but he's also probably not above cheap shots. Obviously, neither am I. Either way, this is going to be a fight.

4 - Takaichi "T.K." Takeru. On paper, you'd think I can just punt the little shrimp. But Takeru is small, scrappy, and unyielding. He faced down an insane puppet with a revolver 1v1 and came out on top. I don't think anything I have to throw at him is going to top that.

If I pick this fight, I'm going to regret it quickly when Takeru turns his niceness off and flips over into the honey badger of my destruction.

Plus there's a strong possibility that this fight ends in Yamato emerging from the underbrush with a steel chair. The Big Brother Factor is always important to keep in mind during playground brawls.

5 - Yagami "Tai" Taichi. Oh, fuck me. Nope nope. Nope nope nope. Are you shitting me? You want me to fight one of the two ace strikers of the school's soccer team?

This boy is rabid. I'll be on that schoolyard two seconds before he's throwing a thousand punches per minutes straight into my kidney. He is a ball of energy wrapped in a shell of violence incarnate waiting for an excuse.

6 - Takenouchi Sora. Oh, fuck me. Nope nope. Nope nope nope. Are you shitting me? You want me to fight the other of the two ace strikers of the school's soccer team?

In a playground brawl, Sora is Taichi with better reach and something to prove. I have self-identified as an opportunity to vent her frustrations over her mom's dislike of her athleticism, and I'm not going to be very happy about what comes next.

7 - Yagami "Kari" Hikari. Hikari isn't much of a brawler so you'd think this would be an easy fight. But this girl is weird, y'all! I go in for the haymaker and before I can even land it, she starts glowing brighter than the surface of the sun and speaking in new voices and levitating in the air.

And before I can even say "What the actual fuck is happening right now", Taichi with the steel chair.

8 - Tachikawa Mimi. One does not fight Tachikawa Mimi. This girl's charisma score is through the roof. Her greatest power is the ability to inspire others to stand by her, even when she isn't even trying to.

There is no version of this fight where Mimi ever throws a punch. She doesn't have to. In all other fights, the crowd of kids gathers to watch me fight. Mostly to laugh at me. In this fight, they're the fight.

This is a 35-on-1 shitstomp as every child on the playground dogpiles on my face and kicks the shit out of me for even daring.

And you know what? They're right. It's me. I'm the bully. ._. I'm sorry, everyone. I'll try to be better.

[keferon]

Teethless Prowl brought to you by Earthspark.

I’m trying to decide if you meant it as “They stripped him off his brilliant intellect and fighting skills” or “He lost his teeth now because they forgot to render his 3d model properly again”.

[sandeewithtwoe]

Secrets secrets

Cross and XChara belong to Jakei95

Epic belongs to yugogeer012

Transcript:

Cross: Hey Epic, I’ve always wondered… And you don’t have to answer if you don’t want to… But how did you get your scar?

Epic: Oh, this old thing? I just fell pretty hard down the stairs (pretty embarrassing…)

Epic: And you, bruh? How did YOU get your scar?

Cross: Wh- ME?

Cross: A… a cat scratched me when I tried to get it down from a tree

Epic: Eye see…

Epic and XChara: This guy SUCKS at lying!!!

Cross: ((beating up “stairs” in his head))

[choccy-milky]

seb showing off his and MC's height diff 📏😊 (scene from chapter 3 of my fic that i drew a long time ago, but had to redraw because i've improved so much and wanted to do it justice lol. seriously the old one is SO BAD💀)

[zketylers]

Josh Hartnett Promoting His New Film, “FIGHT OR FLIGHT”, coming out this May 9th. — via Instagram.

[slutpoppers]

Misty vs Molly Hayle

Pokemon Movie 3: Entei & the spell of Unown

[3-aem]

feel like one of those korean drama moms fighting for this apartment unit like how much do you need Up Front *flips open checkbook*

[stormyrainyday]

ok ive talked abt it before but for the genshin/beyblade crossover fic that is being cooked (very very slowly but it is there I promise) I hc that freminet is part of the dark nebula and is responsible for creating the beys we see then make in the season, with dark bull being the prototype and then dark gasher and evil gemios coming later-- basically that he's responsible for that bey upgrade machine (he has a lot of canon interest in machines and regularly tinkered with devices both in his home and in the hoth, and pers is his own creation that he is regularly improving).

now imagine if you will freminet becoming really good friends with madoka and they nerd out over theoretical bey designs and after the termination of the dark nebula, they go into the building and freminet is able to salvage the work he'd done. imagine he uses the machines design and algorithm to help improve the bey analysis software that madoka is alr shown to have in her laptop and in her basement workshop, allowing her to run better and more detailed simulations

imagine him permanently taking up a job at b-pitt and helping her dad out in the shop, tinkering with new parts to find optimal combinations, and helping out with repairs on the side

[tobiasdrake]

Rating Rain Code Characters on the Fight Me Bruh Scale

Here we go. We're ranking all of the major characters in Rain Code based on how confident I am that I can beat them in a fight.

Swank Catsonell

I want you all to know that despite what the rumors may suggest, I absolutely did not pay him to take a dive. This was a fight I won fair and square, because I am very principled and masculine.

<.< >.>

Seth Burroughs

For all his bluster, Seth is the least threatening man in Kanai Ward. The only thing threatening about him is his control over the Peacekeepers. He does nothing for himself, even needing one of his men to carry a megaphone around for him.

Seth feels like he'd go down so fast, I'd almost feel bad for him. But then I'd remind myself that he's a fucking fascist and hit him harder.

Yakou Furio

Despite his name, Yakou's not very tough. He gets routinely floored in every fight he's in. He did manage to shank Huesca with the element of incredible surprise, but that was more a product of crafty premeditation than formidable brawling. Even when he jumped his wife's would-be assassin, we next see him beaten to hell so clearly that fight took a turn after she (and we) bailed on it.

His file says he weighs 165 lbs but I have no idea where he puts it because his body type is skeletal. A stiff breeze would knock him over.

Yomi Hellsmile

Yomi reeks of paper tiger to me. As much as he loves throwing his weight around, he's too chickenshit to throw down himself. Even with guns in both hands and people he wanted dead right in front of him, he inexplicably returned the guns to his soldiers and ordered them to shoot everyone instead.

Yomi's fighting style is to run for his life and try to find someone else to fight in his place. But those other people who would fight for him, would already be fighting instead if a fight was happening. By definition, if I'm fighting Yomi, then there's nobody around to stop me from fighting Yomi. If this fight takes place then I win it. There is no version of the fight where Yomi fights and doesn't lose.

Desuhiko Thunderbolt

When he was faking the Master Detectives' deaths, Makoto figured that Desuhiko would barely even make it out of the starting gate. He judged correctly. Desuhiko is not a fighter. He's scared of blood and sticks to undercover intelligence.

His best shot at victory would be to show up to the fight Disguised as someone tougher than him. But it's not super clear whether that would actually help him.

Vivia Twilight

From what little we see of him in action, Vivia's incredibly quick on his feet and holds his own next to Halara. He moves blindingly fast and shitstomps cops with the best of him. But that's when people he cares about are in danger.

If we're just duking it out in the street, there's a strong chance Vivia goes down with the first punch and then mutters something to the effect of, "Oh well, you got me. Guess I'll just lay here now. Maybe the small bruise from your fist will kill me. Wouldn't that be nice?"

I only win this fight if Vivia isn't motivated enough to snap my neck before I know what hit me. But I don't plan to do anything that would motivate him to do that, so this is the most likely scenario when Vivia and I throw down. I'm not proud of it but I'll take the win.

Yuma Kokohead

With a Truth Sword in hand, Yuma is incredibly formidable. He's outfought countless Mystery Phantoms and even outmatched Makoto in a swordfight. However, it's not super clear how transferrable those skills are outside of the Labyrinth setting. Most of the time when Yuma's cornered, he's powerless; However, most of the time when Yuma's cornered, guns are involved, so that's not a fair comparison.

What it amounts to is that Yuma's ability to hold his own in a street brawl is difficult to gauge. That said, his stature is intimidating in and of itself. I'm always leery of fighting someone whose height easily allows for a full-body haymaker to the junk. Short people have no chill.

Kurumi Wendy

Kurumi doesn't get many opportunities for action but given what we know of her, I don't envy my chances. She's had to evade pursuing Peacekeepers in the past, which implies she's pretty scrappy and quick on her feet. She also managed to get in and out of Dohya District while it was under a counter-terrorist lockdown, skirting through Guillaume and Dominic's police state with so little effort that it put Yuma and Fubuki's attempt to do the same to shame.

So even though she never gets to throw a punch in the entire story, she fucking scares me. I start shit, she is going to sucker-punch me in ways I couldn't possibly see coming. There is a feral beast inside of her waiting for an excuse, and I'm not talking about her homunculus biology.

Martina Electro

This woman scares me. She's Yomi's right-hand, which means she does all the physically-intensive things that he doesn't. She's in the field leading from the front and, unlike Seth, we see that she's entirely willing to take matters into her own hands.

I have no basis for saying she could probably fold me in half and feed me my own spine, and has likely done exactly that to people in the past. But I believe it.

Dominic Fulltank

Are you joking? This man is 500 lbs of solid murder.

Let me paint you a word picture. I throw a punch. I break my fist on his rock-hard abs. Then he picks me up and rips me in half with his bare hands.

Guillaume Hall

Are you joking? This girl is 150 lbs sopping wet.

Let me paint you a word picture. I throw a punch. I hit her right in the fucking face because she's not a fighter. Then goddamn Dominic appears out of nowhere, picks me up, and rips me in half with his bare hands. But with extreme prejudice this time; Before, he was just defending himself, but now he's defending his boss.

Makoto Kagutsuchi

If I could define Makoto in one word, it would be cunning. Makoto has no reservations about doing whatever it takes to win, and his ultra-genius intellect is constantly plotting and scheming. He's so physically unimpressive that he looks like he'll collapse with a rough shove, but by the time fists start flying, he's already figured out 11 different ways to kill me.

Even if he might seem to be on the backfoot at the moment, Makoto is always in control of every situation he's in. He chose the place, he chose how we fight, he chose what happens to be on hand to use in the fight, and he chose who wins. He merely let me think that I chose those things.

Fubuki Clockford

We see precious little of what Fubuki's capable of in a fight. But she's no stranger to it. When Yuma first asked her to clear out the coffee shop patrons, her kneejerk go-to was to try violence. He had to talk her into a distraction instead. So she's clearly been in fights before.

Her biggest asset is her ability to save scum, though that has its limitations. It takes a lot out of her every time she turns back time, often leaving her winded and gasping for breath by the second reset. The stamina cost offsets the advantage of temporal prescience, especially in a street brawl.

But that advantage is powerful nonetheless. Do I feel confident that I could take Fubuki in a fight? Sure. Do I feel confident I could take her in five out of five fights? That's much more intimidating. Fubuki only has to win once. She decides which match "counts".

Halara Nightmare

Halara can take Fubuki in five out of five fights. Halara can take anyone in five out of five fights. Consecutively. Simultaneously. However you want to go, you'll regret it fast. We see them in action plenty and it's always the same: Halara Nightmare is violence incarnate.

Some fighters hit like a sledgehammer. Some hit like a truck. Halara hits like hospital anaesthetic; You blink and then wake up seven hours later with your kidney removed and no idea where the time went. They put me down so fast that I spend the rest of the day trying to figure out what even happened. Like a Hangover movie but instead of being drunk I got my ass kicked.

They are, and shall remain, the reigning champion of violence in Kanai Ward.

Real Yuma

I want you all to know that despite what the rumors may suggest, he absolutely did not offer me free ramen in exchange for taking a dive. This was a fight I lost fair and square, because we are both very principled and masculine.

<.< >.>

*slurp*

[royaltea000]

You know how disappointed I am that no one has made any great sage x young sage content yet like you look at that man and tell me that neither of em would participate in a good ol clone fucking session you would be goddamn wrong

[24hrsoda]

being alive is one of the most overstimulating experiences i’ve ever had in my entire life

[smilesrobotlover]

Was fighting for my life racing stupid beavers in MM but I did it. Not for a piece of heart but for a bottle? Yeah I was dying

[lockes-woods]

NSFW under cut

God, the feeling of wanting to finish a paper from school, but all you can think about is pegging a fictional man.

(It's a celebration prompt or I'd just write a blurb for it.)

[randomnameless]

What the actual fuck is Fodoquia's backstory?

"When the evil empire invaded us, I resisted to protect the city and its people, but the war was still going on and the people grew tired of it, and wanted to stop fighting, so they killed my son and offered him to the empire to force me to give up the rebellion"

:'(

[laluxic]

“Good Morning, darling. Glad to see you looking much better today.” As if all the seriousness from last night hadn’t happened, Alastor greeted you with his usual sing-song manner, smile just a little sly as he saw the lack of bruising around your neck. He was wearing a ‘Kiss The Cook’ apron, with ‘Kiss’ roughly scrawled out with a thick red marker.

from chapter 12 of scratch an itch by jurijyuu on ao3!

i think i may have made him look a little too sinister for the scene but alastor is a creepy mf anyway so its fine 🤷🏻‍♀️ i’m thinking of making a mini comic next but i’ve never made an actual one before so it’ll take me a hot minute. in the meantime, feel free to request something. i might draw it!!

(without text)

[serpaphsical]

HAIKYUU!! DR ! + BETTER CR DR + MODERN BSD AU

☥ —— name: NIKO NAKAHARA

☥ —— age: EIGHTEEN

☥ —— height: 5'7, 180cm

☥ —— mbti: ENFP, 2w3

☥ —— year: 3rd year @/KARASUNO

☥ —— position: WING SPIKER & OUTSIDE HITTER

☥ —— s/o: TOORU OIKAWA ( maybe also considering iwa BUT BESIDES THE POINT )

LORE !

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ grew up in the MIYAGI PREFECTURE. younger brother of CHUUYA NAKAHARA. even when he's standing at only 5’7, he is quite the powerhouse. known for his quick reflexes, insane intuition and percision ( combating tendou’s ). he often is put in to take his team out of tight spots with his precision plays. he was extremely close to both tooru and iwa in early childhood throughout middle school, but ended up falling out of contact with them in highschool since niko went to a different school than them.

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ...with tensions rising between both karasuno and seijoh, it becomes a bit awkward when tooru's nephew and niko's younger brother end up becoming best friends. therefore, pushing us back together. however, with them being together again niko is forced to revist past feelings for tooru. things especially get bad for him when tooru asks if they can fake date to make his ex jealous. niko only ends up relenting since he has a wedding he needed to bring a plus one to.

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ so now, all on his plate is nationals, and fake dating with his childhood crush. oh and he needs still needs to pass his exams. not much going on in his life but much is happening and he's not sure if he's going to survive the fall semester.

TRIVIA THINGS !

with niko being at karasuno, hes grown insanely close to daichi, suga, and asahi

after the practice match with seijoh, he and iwa started talking again as well

tooru's nephew and niko's younger brother 100% planned to parent trap them but didn't know how to do it. at least things somewhat worked out. for them. maybe not so much for niko and tooru

niko's cat is actually like in love with tooru and it pisses him off every single time tooru comes over

is currently living with his older brother chuuya, since his place is closer to karasuno

is planning to go pro when he gets out of highschool!

PLAYLIST !

. . . HIKARI ARE, burnout syndromes

. . . FLY HIGH!, burnout syndromes

. . . DUVET, bôa

. . . FIND YOUR WINGS, tyler, the creator

. . . TREACHEROUS, taylor swift

. . . EVERYBODY TALKS, neon trees

. . . YOU GET ME SO HIGH, neighborhood

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ okayyy gonna so i'm actually gonna post my quirk stuff for my mha dr on the weekend, apush is kicking my ass again, but anyways!!