#finally gave in and redownloaded like 4 dating apps

[congolese-kitty]

time to cry 💀💀💀

[landuselover]

Fuck like a skinny guy Patrick Part 1

We matched on tinder and I remember his photos two of his smiling face and big blue eyes and one of a cat and another of his and his daughter on a film set – Said something in the vain of Single dad videopgraher home LA/Portland travel for work. Honestly I thought he was out of my leaque. I had just redownloaded tinder after about a 5 month hiatus. I was going to be more selective in my choices, more conscious and who I invite into my life and more open and honest and trusting.

I had felt like all the men I had met before had just left me on a goose chase that had nothing at the end of it but more stupid games. But I had gotten the space and I was ready to approach dating honestly and expect honest men in return or at least that was what I was hoping for.

A few day after I swiped on Patrick, he showed up in my matches again, I thought he was out of my leaque but of course I was going to start talking to him. After a quick hello, he mentioned he wasn’t in town yet but would be the second week in May, which was honestly great timing for me, I could get to know him a few weeks before he came in town and then we could meet if I felt like he was genuine and worthwhile because most of the men I meet on Tinder aren’t. I was also going to be in Salt Lake City the first week in May, for filming a Healthy Honeys new spot. He asked for my number quite quickly and I gave it to him because I just kept checking the app to see if this new cute had messaged me or not. He was a big texter messaging 4 to 5 times after each line I sent, It seemed so sweet and nice. He wanted to know how everything was going for me.

My past relationship all started differently and no one ever gave me the attention on a daily basis he had and we hadn’t even meet yet. As soon as I got back from Salt Lake City, Patrick arrived in town. He was working with Bar Rescue and filming all the episodes he was staying in Aurora which is a very large place, I live in downtown Denver at the time. He said he usually had Monday’s off and he could come see me then, he had his car in town. I was super excited and nervous when Monday came around. It made sure I looked super cute but like Denver cute which means I didn’t look like I tried hard at all to look this good. I think it was a cute black dress. I had the dab rig out next to me and all the when I heard a knock at the door I jumped up to let this hunk on a man in.

He was giant, I was token back by the size of him and then his kind face and big blue eyes. He was wearing a hat and gave me a very nice hug as he entered my house. We sat down on the couch and I began to ask him questions about work and how he got into it. What type of hobbies he had and all the first date questions I could think of, I offered him a beer and had one myself.

He picked music and I showed him some new songs I had heard one by Ted Hawkins Stop your Crying, so funny what that means now. He had gotten to my house at a later than normal hour and was going to be leaving at one too. I looked down at the clock and it was already 1 am. He was getting ready to leave and I asked him if he wanted to make out for a second on my guest bedroom. I wasn’t trying to go past second base. He kissed me and I started in aggressive as I always do, he pulled back, Damn girl you are giving me Heavy Metal I need smooth Jazz. I hate when someone comments on my kissing skills or blow job skills or honestly any freaking skill that I know I am amazing at. But here I was okay with someone saying that and I slowed down. He insisted on going and it wasn’t very frequently I got turned down but tonight I was put in my place and not getting laid but I was so excited because he said he could see me again after his shoot next week and he was even in an area closer to me so he would be here faster.

The night came and I was so excited I cleaned my whole house and made sure that my bedroom was clean too because I was gonna get this 6’5 man in my bed tonight. He showed up a little after 11:30 which at the time wasn’t too past my bedtime. He gave me a kiss as he walked in and I felt the butterflies in my stomach take off throw my eyes and my toes. We sat again on the couch and I gave him crap about the Smooth Jazz line, He thought it was clever but he was being honest he liked it slow ;) We ended up talking again till 2:00 and I finally asked him if wanted to go upstairs.

He told me to lead the way. I walked him up my stairs and looked back at his seductively. Are you coming, He got up and followed me. We laided on the bed and I started kissing him, so slowly as he didn’t want any heavy metal. Things got hot and heavy, It was some of the best sex ive ever had. He knew all the best moves. After he finished I looked over and just out of pure exscaty I told him he fucks like a skinny dude. Omg my god ill never live that down. But I swear we were having sex for 2 hours. I looked at the clock and it was also 4:30. He had to work the next day, and I had to as well. He got up to leave and I put on my black silk row with small flowers to walk him downstairs. My heart was smitten and so was my kitten if you know what I mean. He was a beautiful man, I wasn’t sure when I would see him again but I wanted all of him already.