#firecladding

[flagellant]

my latest tabletop characters in chronological order:

-17 year old orphaned anarchist guild leader who ends up apotheosing as the god of their homeland and ends up taking the throne to rebuild it after an apocalyptic disaster

-farmboy becomes a soldier in a war against a double-apocalypse, fucks up some invading fairies hard and gets captured as a war trophy, spends the next 400 years in fairyland before the moon says she likes his vibe and breaks him out by turning him into a furry and giving him ultimate cosmic power, which he mostly uses to act as the ethics babysitter for a godlich whose special interest is civil engineering.

-fairy princess eldritch wildlife biologist whose mom is basically titania. it was a very complicated relationship for like 14 levels and it took literal reality-altering magic rituals to start fixing their relationship. she hates the anarchist aforementioned bc hes 17.

-perfect prettygirl daughter of social climbing mother is predestined to inherit the ultimate cosmic powers of becoming part of heaven's secret police. theres two factions of the secret police and she hates both of them.

-rich frat jock gains insight into the hidden occult world and immediately uses it to start a homoerotic frat/dinner club dedicated to shapeshifting and blood sacrifice. snip snip snip

-prometheus got turned into a fairy. a girl who makes things explode with her mind and her friends turned him into a different kind of fairy. then he became her dad. he also accidentally used his fairy mind control powers to cause a global anarcho-communist insurrection due to going viral on international news. 1 billion people were actively mind controlled by it. he was not allowed on tv again but he did get a twitter

-genetically engineered soldier wolfboy has his furry polycule fireclade KIA by a gay sexy pirate and then gets saved by a ghost space whale. he then does war crimes and everyone is soooo mean to him but hes soooo sad about it. and then he performs lobotomy on himself and implants his negative emotions into a shackled AI god which loves him and hunted down his best friend and soul mate to be her service animal.

-a wizard in a mech keeps trying to infiltrate the gay space gnostics and they keep telling him no. then he gets corrupted by the logic plague because he saw the name of god and has ultrasurgery performed on him with the help of a team of hyperqualified shackled AI gods and a mad doctor who has been trying to create anti-god supersoldiers and he was the first success. and the gnostics immediately wanted his cock onboard their snake ship. he never experienced consequences for any of his actions:)

-girl from a noble family of divine heroes is very very late to inheriting divine herodom and has soooo many opinions about this. she spent the last 6 months hunting down a weird fairy with some new friends and spent the first 5 of them pretending to be stupid jock so they wouldnt bother her. she has been trying to eat the fairy this entire time but it hasnt been working yet.

-a werewolf who is big and brown and hypermasculine gets turned into a werewolf and freaks out bc apparently everything supernatural is real and he was weird for not believing in any of it. he totally doesn't have any body image issues due to being a big hypermasculine brown man with anger/resentment issues and he is totally fine with how everyone assumes he's just a stupid violent meathead despite being a trained EMT actively going back to med school for his doctorate. he literally went to a supernatural therapist to vent about lycanthropy and got scared when she did actual therapy on him. he's so in his head about how everyone interprets him as Big Scary Brown Man that he doesnt realize he's drowning in transgender dogs who are actively barking for his attention. he would put on a collar and not realize its a sex thing. a spooky nightingale told him it saw him from across the ghost forest and liked his vibes because he was a murderer

[thinkomnii]

Omnii’s specialized structural fire engineering team undertakes structural fire engineering analysis, and value management reviews of builder bid designs and refinement of structural designs with regard to fire safety engineering.

[thinkomnii]

Omnii has assembled a dedicated cladding team, specifically to guide clients through the cladding minefield. Omnii’s cladding team leader is an admitted lawyer with six years of practicing experience, whose comprehensive understanding of cladding legislation is paramount to navigating the best pathways toward rectification.

[thinkomnii]

Omnii assesses each building individually to identify the needs of the clients related to building cladding, fire cladding and fire safety engineering, and addresses their requirements in compliance with the state government’s legislations.

[flagellant]

>>The stolen schema for the Atlas-II variation mecha have been modified to SWORD9-00221678 "Laelaps" specifications as follows:

###FERROGRAV-MANIPULATION

Custom framework within the arm-chassis allows for fine manipulation of properly attuned metal-based weaponry, permitting specialized combat techniques impossible even with standard-augmented mech capacities. Smaller knives can have their molecules trapped in a gravity well, carried and shot with enough ballistic force to pierce through armored hulls at range; larger weaponry can have its center of balance and weight altered to allow for heavier swings and faster draws.

###YOUKAI-CLASS DISRUPTOR WEAVE

Silhouette and sensor-disrupting fabric, woven from nanobiotech fibrous EXOMATs repurposed from previous designs, allow the Atlas-II variation "HUNGRY GHOST" to distract and confuse enemy sensors to permit unparalleled levels of high-risk-high-reward deep-field movement into enemy lines.

###HARBINGER OF SOMETHING ELSE

Standard-fare fireclade soldier's shirt not included in the schematics and holds the callsign "Minos". The back of the shirt has been painted with a stylized design of a skeletal black whale. Justice is a word for a world that did not end, and prayer is for those that do not have tooth and claw.

Once there was a Great Black Whale

Who held something hungry in its maw.

No one listened to a word it said;

But it sang its song, and I heard.

Why did you save me? I asked it.

Why were you saved? it asked me.

(art by the illustrious, as ever, @terrafey)