Just had the funniest sabo concept and I needed to share. So sabo is out on a rev mission with a guy he doesn’t really like because this guy is flirty and doesn’t fully accept ‘I have a boyfriend’ because no one’s met ace. Sabo is making himself dinner around a campfire (sausages) and the dude is being skeevy and goes like “yanno raw sausages really have the same mechanics as a limp dick” as soon as sabo picks up his dinner to cook it. And sabos just had enough at that point. So he just dead stares (doesn’t even glare) at this guy and dragon claw squashes the sausage in a horrific way before stabbing it with a cooking stick clean through and borderline shoved it into the fire and just completely calmly says “oops. Ruined dinner there.”
The guy backs off and after the rumors circulate no one flirts with sabo again and yet still feel ashamed when they do meet ace who is defiantly real and sabo is defiantly a simp for him
This is so good tani wtf ok but but but butt!!!
What if this skeever and Sabo need to return to debrief and shit, and as much as Sabo loathes the fucker, he does dedicate himself loyally and 1001% to the revolutionaries which is all he can really ask for, just a shame the twit has to go and be a sleaze maybe a reminder in etiquette with Karasu and Morley might set him straight
The sleaze is like oi wait Chief, where are ya going dont we have to head this way to the meet up point?
Sabo smiles and waves at them as he ditches them like nah. My rides here actually.
Tips his head down towards the pier where a bright yellow surfboard shaped skiff docks and reclining casually against her mast is none other than portgas of the whitebeard pirates, the.
Aforementioned boyfriend the sleaze had totally assumed was a fake cover for Sabo to refuse his advances
I know u mentioned No ones met Ace but Sabo deffo named dropped him and that he’s a big name yknow. Like. Know it when ya see him kind of deal
They didn’t even stop to consider Sabo was actually not bluffing this time around. And that he was right about the whole know it when you see it thing, Firefist Ace’s reputation is well sung
Sabo salutes them as he heads down to the docks like catch ya later, have fun with your debrief im off the clock
And then Sabo takes a running jump into Ace’s arms that almost pitches them off striker from the momentum, sue him he’s tired and the sos call he sent to Ace last night was well worth the trouble bc hes never tired of seeing his mans :3