#fiveeyedpeacock

[demondads]

@five-eyed-peacock

The hotel? That explained a lot. It helped that the place really stood out from the crowd down here. Lucifer frowned, levitating a cushy chair over to her so she could sit down.

"Mmmmm, yup, you're definitely dead." After a moment, he winced and added, "Not that that's necessarily a bad thing! Any friend of my daughter's is a friend of mine, after all, and no one messes with the friends of the King!"

[blxwyourhxrn]

"You look... so much like my Lucifer." -Crevari

"An unfortunate family resemblance, I assure you!" Gabriel laughs, tugging off his sunglasses before taking Crevari's hand and brushing a kiss to her fingers. "And who might this lovely vision be? I'm so behind, I don't know any of Luci's friends! Or more." He winks.

[heliacalxrising]

@five-eyed-peacock cont.

"Ah-ha! See? You have not!" Lucifer beams as if in triumph, before taking her hand and giving her a twirl, ending with him dipping her. "Now where were we? Oh, I remember now. Can we pretty please make a little duck haven in the Manor? Think of how cute they'd be, waddling all over the place."

[jizzlords]

@five-eyed-peacock said: i did notice that a LOT of people have been having like. writers block almost? periods of inactivity due to life getting in the way. there's even been a lot of drama on one side of the RPC that's been pulling people apart a little. and tumblr eating asks and replies lately isn't helping either. But WE GOT THIS! We can get through this just like any struggle. My DMs are always open <3333

writers block, i wouldn't doubt. but this is true! life comes first. i hope people don't rush through whatever they gotta do for the sake of being here. as for the drama... idk anything about drama kafsja but i know it tends to bring separation. i like my little group here, only a few good people are needed (everyone i follow lol). WE DO GOT THIS. i hope everyone can take the time to regroup, don't let FOMO get the best of you (ive been guilty of that)

but thank you to everyone chiming in. it's nice to be backed up on this, makes me also feel less wild in the head lol. something's afoot. we dunno what but i'm sure we got it down.

[cxncrie-a]

@five-eyed-peacock asked: Orcus to Nimue, 🥚 "Don't ask where this came from."

Send in ‘🥚’ to give my muse an egg in this trying time. || Accepting

" .. Ah. Please don't tell me that's a live egg or whatever they're called. Damien will kill me-. "

[waywardsculs]

It's Chewsday. Orcus is biting Angel Dust. A gentle chomp.

UNPROMPTED // ALWAYS ACCEPTING

And cue the spider Sinner freaking the absolute fuck out because what the tap dancing fuck --

" Hey what th' fuck didja bite me for ?! Ya been hangin' around Niffty or somethin' ?! "

[nitronapalm]

Various memes -- ACCEPTING

five-eyed-peacock asked:

From prompt list: [patch]

Crevari tuts softly as she approaches Katsuki with a small box. She pulls a roll of bandages from the box, holding her hand out to him. She gestures with her eyes to the busted arm he’s nursing. “Let me help you. Kind of hard to wrap that one-handed.”

Katsuki was used to pain, and doing things on his own, especially when it came to taking care of himself. Admittedly, it meant he still needed reminders that he didn't have to do things on his own, that he could rely on others, and that he was allowed to.

He still let out a huff even as he stopped wrapping the bandage (since he'd already been in the middle of wrapping it) and just let her take over. "Yeah, fine. Don't fuckin' overdo it."

[cloth-glass-and-cotton]

@five-eyed-peacock inquired: Let’s make this interesting. (¬‿¬) -Orcus

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He clicks his tongue once or twice, shaking his head similarly. "no, no...one per person, any more is cheating...this is a game after all..."

[demondads]

@five-eyed-peacock

What the...

"Uh... not that I don't appreciate the help, Crevari, but... how long did this take? You definitely don't have magic to help you out."

[heliacalxrising]

Little squeak sounds float up the hallway. Intermittent, disorganized. Tiny cackling can be heard. The tell-tale sounds of rubber ducks being played with by an infant. Crevari's giggling can be heard soon after.

"Oh, baby, those are Daddy's. We have to ask first before we play with them." Entirely lighthearted, endeared, not scolding at all.

He'd been wandering down the hallway going over some papers when he heard the very familiar sound of his rubber ducks being squeezed, a baby's laughter and Crevari trying to redirect their son from making a mess. Immediately using magic to banish the papers, Lucifer hurried into the study, throwing open the door to find Virgil sticking one of the ducks into his mouth.

"Fiend!" Lucifer cried, playfully horrified, and Virgil squealed, kicking his hooves out with excitement, before he was scooped up and tossed into the air. "Look what you've done, you desecrated my creations, you little creature! I have no choice, I must devour you for your crimes!"

Virgil started laughing uncontrollably as Lucifer caught him, then tipped him backwards, blowing a raspberry onto his belly. "Hmmm... Not quite juicy enough, I'm afraid," he growled a little before pulling him up again. "You got lucky, kid!"

Then he winked at Crevari. "I guess scrawny little princes aren't on the menu tonight, my dear."

[heliacalxrising]

Oh, we have a kissing booth? Here comes Crevari.

Tiny wife! Lucifer is more than happy to lift Crevari into his arms, pressing several kisses to her face before letting his lips land onto hers. She's so soft, and so gentle, and being with her makes him so happy. He can't imagine eternity without her.

[heliacalxrising]

He can PURR? Oh, Crevari will be taking advantage of THAT, thank you very much. Her fingers slip under his chin and in his hair, caressing him lovingly.

Lucifer was more or less dozing in his chair when Crevari's hands were on him, those slightly clawed fingers scratching at sensitive areas. He blinked awake, startled, before his eyes crossed slightly, and then he was melting, a throaty ongoing purr escaping from his chest at the affection. He was a happy angel.

[heliacalxrising]

Crevari slips into the bedroom, scooping her lover up and slipping into bed with him. How she did that when she's smaller? That's her secret to know.

He's quite literally minding his business scrolling on his phone when his -- very small -- wife picks him up like he's nothing more than a sack of apples, and he giggles as she carries him to bed. "Hello to you too, dear!"

[heliacalxrising]

Shows her phone to Lucifer. An ad with HIS FACE plastered on it. "Why does the Twitter keep asking me to find lonely single dads in my area?" -Crevari

Okay well, that's just rude. Lucifer stares at the fake ad for a long moment, before he blinked and reaches to gently push her phone back down. "We're going to get you a very good ad-blocker, my dear. These silly little scams are going a little too far."

[demondads]

Casually chomping Lucifer

"...at least you're making yourself at home."

[cxncrie-a]

@five-eyed-peacock asked: -nibble-

Nobody can escape Chewsday ig || Today Only

   Why the fuck is EVERYONE biting him today? Seriously. Are they fucking hungry or some shit? Stretching one of his wings, he aggressively smacks the assailant with it while aggressively taking a sip of his drink.

" Bitch do I look like a fucking snack? Go bite someone else or I'm going to fucking launch you. "