@flippedoff said: craig voice: and you're not sharing them because...? suspicious... 🤔
“ be because um... what is said between me and kenny through texts is no ones business but OURS...... ”
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❛ cartman can suck my femme fatale nuts , my bestie is CRAIG MOTHERFUCKING TUCKER ; eat it , fatass . ❜
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The ultimate #middlefinger and #thebird After 45 years of life with #arthrogryposis I have never been able to properly flip someone off. Imagine all the rage built up from driving. I’m thinking about gluing these to a popsicle stick and keep them in the car!! @_isaac.bartlett_ , I imagine getting #flippedoff by a #marine looks something like the second hand. #art #pencilart #drawing #pencildrawing #illustration #pencilillustration #mechanicalpencil #middlefinger #amcawareness #amc #cartoonart #eagle #cartoon (at Olympia, Washington) https://www.instagram.com/p/CUvvZz4pmQS/?utm_medium=tumblr
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A Saturday afternoon and she was all alone, chilling on a park bench, watching other kids have fun with their friends. Could someone be a burnout at only ten years old? If so, at least she had that going for her.
Deciding it was getting old seeing people happy, she swung her legs off the side of the bench and stood. Just as she was about to walk away, she heard the strangest noise -- it sounded almost like a siren, but not loud enough. It was coming from a bush just a few feet away. Wait, she knew that sound... as she stepped closer and bent down to part the leaves, she was surprised to find her guess was correct.
That was a guinea pig. How the hell did a guinea pig get all the way out here?
“What?” she whispered in befuddlement, carefully picking up the poor creature. It had to be freezing; she held it to her, hoping her body heat might help it warm up. “Where did you come from?”
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Take that Monday 🖕🏽😂 #flippedoff flippedofftee #mondays #ufo #alien https://www.instagram.com/alostcauseofficial/p/Bw3AF0vhSfa/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1eoy7ltygch6x
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⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️!
For each “⭐️” I get, I’ll write a headcanon about our muses.
⭐️- Zeke ATTEMPTS to give Craig and Tweek advice if they ever ask for it. I mean, it’s not good advice but... thought that counts.
⭐️- Zeke’s probably told fellow villains to leave them alone, which is why they haven’t come face to face with any willing to do battle lmao.
⭐️- They still randomly burst into his lair to ask for random shit, and he usually caves and gives it to them but he’s NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT
⭐️ - I can’t think of a fourth thing but Zeke is a dad now.
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I am trying to get better at shoes, they are so hard to sketch for me
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IT STARTERS || STILL ACCEPTING! || @flippedoff
flippedoff asked: “you know it’s all bullshit, right.” (craig)
❝ (Damn fuckin' right I do!) ❞
[This was far from the first time that Kenny had sided with Craig, but it was possibly the first that he'd done so with such conviction; the orange-clad boy was one to hold a grudge, especially when a certain somebody went above and beyond to mock him for his poverty. His three best friends had all booted him from their group, all because of something he couldn't control -- worse yet, they'd agreed with Eric fucking Cartman! Sure, not all of them allied with him on the matter of Kenny's poverty impeding his newsman ability, but they all agreed that he didn't belong with them on this project -- even though they were supposed to be best friends!]
[So yeah, Kenny had allied himself with Craig once again, both out of vengeful desire and mild desperation to have some source of comraderie. Thankfully, Craig could provide both in this trying time.]
❝ (Kicking me off their team just 'cause I "wouldn't know anything about the news"...fuckin' assholes.) ❞
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Fork in tyre...
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like / reply for a short starter ?
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@flippedoff said: “happy birthday, louise! i— aACK— i made you these— i tHINK they’re your favourite?! you— you like them, right?!” tweek’s clutching a tweek bros. branded container piled with visibly homemade, chocolate frosted red velvet cupcakes. the frosting is clumsily applied— wobbly, overly blobby, as though the decorator was particularly shaky and nervous over their appearance. or just a really twitchy guy. who knows. he’s grinning nervously, gaze warm— albeit anxious.
[ LOUISE’S BIRTHDAY SHENANIGANS (june 1st) ]
“ oh wo w ! did you make these yourself ? ”
her tone might come across as uninterested , but don’t be fooled ! she’s merely surprised that he went as far as making her favorite flavor of cupcakes. they actually look pretty good too ; OBVIOUSLLY they’re homemade but that just means he put a lot of work into making them. she hopes he wasn’t STRESSING out over them too much.
this was... really nice. she wasn’t used to gestures like this , maybe from kenny but that was DIFFERENT. and it wasn’t like she was open about her birthday coming up to their other classmates. honestly , all she wanted was a FREE PASTRY but here comes her freedom pal coming in clutch with a whole batch of cupcakes JUST for her. it really reminded her that , they were FRIENDS.
to think , just a few months ago she was trying to take a bus and skip town.
she shakes her head , attempting to do a RETAKE of her prior statements ; offering him a small smile while taking the container , “ sorry. i’m just SHOCKED. kenny said you were getting me something but i wasn’t expecting THIS. thanks tweek. ”
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presenting BETTER QUALITY .
lmao craig u have tiny hands get fucked .
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Aliens don't like being flipped off part 5 With @abi_t_xeno @mcmexpo Facebook.com/alienlovespreduk #alien #predator #yautja #xenomorph #cosplay #cosplayer #comiccon #funny #slap #attack #flippedoff #middle #finger #pissed #off #costume #meme #dog #vine #YouTube (at Singapore, Singapore)
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Having fun taking pictures was random and didnt go to anyone so figured I would put them here. #flippingthebird #fuckyou #flippedoff #cute #beingsilly #presentationday #galaxy #raincoat #lululemonclothing #beingweird (at The University of Southern Mississippi) https://www.instagram.com/twistedchildnitesky/p/BuR69A_gU5P/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=nldta44uazha
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Flipped Off Tee in alien green. #alostcause #flippedoff #alien #ufo #skate #skateboarding https://www.instagram.com/p/BuHiLE0hDH4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1vuf2qs0zwbz1
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“How did you get passed security again!? It’s like you can’t find good help these days, y’know?”
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