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Branch and Poppy from Trolls Movies are in a Matespritship!

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davekat for the ship I hate thing. haha.

kinda bullshit 2 squares to get a bingo but whatever. do i need to elaborate? crazy overrated pair the spares ship that only got popular cuz it has dave, it has karkat, and it has 2 boys. modern davekat is awful, no sauce and deviates from their original characters so much it should be a crime.

thats not even mentioning the rampant misogyny everpresent with davekat fans, the way they reduce jade, rose, and kanaya into fodder for shitty yaoi plots. it will never cease to irritate me how davekat does not fail to overshadow every other character and dynamic they could ever be adjacent to. special shoutouts to how davekat fans would rather call them women than care about, you know, preexisting women, gotta love that.

fanon davekat is just fucking communism (as in johnkat. not the political theory LOL). like ok sure at first davekat is actually its own substantial thing, but over time you can see it just turns into communism, espcially during post retcon (when hussie stopped caring and just wanted to finish his 7 year long story).

dont even get me started on the "beyond the quadrants" bullshit that davekat fans preach their ship as representing. like they are very clearly defined by a range from flushedrom to pitchrom. tbf i was talking abt this to my davekat fan of a friend and he clarified that the definition works better if you see "beyond the quadrants" as just unlabelled/dynamic which. sure. they def are not static in their current quadrant. but i hardly think their dynamic pacifies each other at all, which is the defining feature of concillatory quadrants, <> & o8<. (if you want a dynamic that goes beyond the quadrants, here's my hint since i dont wanna derail too much: it'd be platonic in some sense.)

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OJ and Paper from Inanimate Insanity are in a Matespritship!

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Jake Peralta and Amy Santiago from Brooklyn nine-nine are in a Matespritship!

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Eddie Brock and Venom (both Comics and Movie) from Marvel Comics are in a Matespritship!

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Scott Pilgrim and Ramona Flowers from Scott Pilgrim Takes Off are in a Matespritship!

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Ronaldo and Draluc from The vampire dies in no time are in a Matespritship!

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Grillby and Sans from Undertale are in a Matespritship!

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Lucy and Emmet from Lego Movie are in a Matespritship!

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DBK and Iron Fan from LEGO Monkie Kid are in a Matespritship!

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Logan Nguyen and Barney Guttman from Dead End: Paranormal park are in a Matespritship!

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Bob and Bosip from Friday Night Funkin' V.S. Bob and Bosip are in a Matespritship!

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Princess Cookie and Knight Cookie from Cookie run are in a Matespritship!

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Adventurer Cookie and Blackberry Cookie from Cookie Run are in a Matespritship!

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Eak and Towntrap from FNAFHS are in a Matespritship!

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Bandit Heeler and Chilli Heeler from Bluey are in a Matespritship!