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ostensiblynone · 6 months
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Caroline: It's where JFK used to sit and have clam chowder, every time he went to this restaurant, so you know it's good. Ryan: [deadpan] He doesn't do that anymore. Shane: [wheeze]
Ryan and Shane Eat Too Much Chowder in Boston • Food Files Season 1 Episode 5 Oct 25, 2023
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ostensiblynone · 7 months
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This pita's real spankable. It's pretty good. Give it a spank; give it a spank! It feels good.
Ryan and Shane Eat Too Much Chicken in Portland • Food Files Season 1 Episode 1 Sep 27, 2023
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ostensiblynone · 6 months
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Shane: We shouldn't be allowed to do a food show. Ryan: Well, I mean, to be fair, this isn't gonna change anyone's opinion of us, 'cause everyone already thinks we're dipshits, so.
Ryan and Shane Eat Too Much Chowder in Boston • Food Files Season 1 Episode 5 Oct 25, 2023
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ostensiblynone · 4 months
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Shane: It's possible we could start asking people: hey, what salads are great in your city? Ryan: [laughs] Shane: That might be a route to go.
Ryan and Shane Drink Too Much Milk in Seattle • Food Files Season 1 Episode 2 Oct 4, 2023
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ostensiblynone · 7 months
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Ryan: This pita's real spankable. It's pretty good. Give it a spank—give it a spank! It feels good. Shane: [pats it half-heartedly] Yup, that's nice. Ryan: [laughs]
Ryan and Shane Eat Too Much Chicken in Portland • Food Files Season 1 Episode 1 Sep 27, 2023
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ostensiblynone · 6 months
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Shane: We've been doing a bit where Ryan carries me out to the stage. Adam: What? Shane: [laughs] There's a bit in this episode where the Ovilus says "carry," so there's a moment where Ryan in the back—do you try to pick me up? Ryan: I pick you up, but I can't walk because there was potholes in the grass.
Ryan & Shane Try Skyline Chili For The First Time • Food Files Season 1 Episode 6 Nov 1, 2023
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ostensiblynone · 7 months
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Aw, hell yeah, dude! I'm so hungry!
Ryan and Shane Eat Too Much Chicken in Portland • Food Files Season 1 Episode 1 Sep 27, 2023
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