#for arguably no reason?? like yeah Gotham was really bad but there wasn't a joker or riddler or poison ivy
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I love that Batman is so popular with macho toxically masculine men because Bruce Wayne is arguably the saddest, most pathetic, wet cat, weirdo little freak to ever be written
#and all his kids are ALSO sad weird little freaks#'Oh Batman isn't for girls. he's such a badass. stone cold. no emotions.'#baby girl are we comprehending the same character?#he has so many emotions and they're all BAD#this is the same man who collects every sad looking child he sees#who. instead of being a normal 21 yr old. decided to dress up as a bat and fight criminals#for arguably no reason?? like yeah Gotham was really bad but there wasn't a joker or riddler or poison ivy#he just... did that... for some reason#he also let a 9 yr old bully him into allowing said child to ALSO fight crime#Robert Pattinson's interpretation was SO accurate#and they were MAD ABOUT IT#baby. Bruce Wayne sobbing and smearing black eyeliner on his face is SO BRUCE WAYNE#that's the EPITOME of Bruce Wayne#especially pre-Robin Bruce#any Batman that doesn't have a Robin should NEVER be portrayed as someone cool and badass#he's a weird little freak#with crippling depression#and mommy issues#batman#dc#dcu#batfam#bruce wayne#and all his girlfriends are 10x cooler than him#he doesn't charm women because he's cool and suave#he charms women because they see this sad little freak and go#'I need him carnally'
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