#for s2 maybe

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dndads characters' appearance quirk headcanons LIGHTNING ROUND GO ok so

glenn and jodie are mistaken for brothers often because they look weirdly similar despite obviously not being biologically related

henry always has a tiny bit of sand in his pockets. all the time. just a little bit at the bottom where its annoying and doesnt come out even in the washing machine

ron still owns the first tie he ever wore to a Business Interaction. he calls it his lucky tie despite that first deal failing. he wore it when he met samantha for he first time

jodie really likes ironing and is really strict about his shirts being perfect. nicholas mirrored this but he didnt particularly like doing it

this is the opposite behaviour to glenn who hates ironing and would never buy anything thatd need to be ironed

terry owns at least one mitski shirt

the oak boys always wear little crystals from mercedes around their necks. rose quartz for henry, clear quartz for sparrow, and amethyst for lark

darryls socks ALL have that dad condition where they all eventually end up having the exact same huge hole in the exact same spot

on his first birthday post-forgotten realms, terry jr. gave ron a gift for the first time. a tie ron now calls his luckier tie

darryl had a mullet phase when he was younger

grant was DELIGHTED when he found this out

after settling in to hell, nicky weirdly developed a habit of always making sure his shirts were perfectly ironed

before losing like 80% of his hair, ron used to slick it back with an INTENSE amount of hair grease. he thought it made him look "credible" (nobody knew what that meant)

henry has a manbun. enough said

surprisingly enough, glenn absolutely eats up a good, fluffy robe. he loves those bitches

carols hands are more weathered and calloused than darryls, whose hands are soft like a babys