#fordus

[jonahmagnus]

Love freaking wins I guess!!

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fordus as kind-of-a-commission idk??? @arocinema just gave me discord nitro the other day and his only request was that i draw them so here they are

[weirdeggi]

Tswwwit’s Masterlist 2.0

Hey, everyone! I decided to put together my own list of @tswwwit‘s stories! 

This contains most, if not all, of the stories they’ve posted to their blog! Including things that weren’t previously on their masterlist. I’ve recently updated it to be even more organized!

It’s very long, so the list is under the cut!

Familiar AU

Faking It (Complete)

Hating It (Companion Fic for Faking It, Bill POV, Complete)

Confessing It (In Progress)

Familiar AU Snippets

One-Part Stories

Altar Backstory Scene

April fools Post

AU Where The Familiar Spell Goes As Planned

Bill Being Vengeful

Bill and Mabel Chatting During Confessing It

Bill Looks at Dipper with his Glowing Eye

Caught Singing in the Bathroom

Cold Weather Sucks

Dipper Attempts an Insult

Dipper’s Bad At Fire

Dipper Gets FURIOUS At Ford

Encounter With An Incubus

Finding someone’s “Good” Dream about Dipper

Fordus Interruptus

Gideon Tries to Blackmail Dipper

Jealous Dipper

No Kiss For Bill (Yet)

Old Man Dipper

Parody Familiar AU

Pre-Billdip Bill Meets Post-Billdip Bill

Truth Curse Fic

Saucy but not the way you think

Sick Dipper

Stan & Bill Friodshop

Stan Getting Bill To Help With His Will

Wendy Makes a Visit

WIP Snippets (Confessing It epilogue and roleplay skit)

White Fence Suburban Married Couple

Wrestling In The Closet

Multiple Part Stories

Amnesia AU (Parts 1-5)

BILLnesia AU (Parts 1-5)

Cult-Survivor Dipper (Mute Dipper AU)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4

A Favor for Mabel

Part 1, Part 2

Federal Flirtagent

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

Ford & Bill Familiar Bond

Part 1, Part 2

Ford POV

Part 1, Part 2

Love Potion

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

Stan POV

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4

Whump

Part 1, Part 2 Coming Soon

Familiar AU NSFW

Interlewd #1

Interlewd #2

Interlewd #3

Interlewd #4 (Bill POV)

Interlewd #5 (Alternating POV)

Bill Sucks At Games

Demons Are Tricky

The REALLY Kinky ones (See the AO3 tags for warnings)

Bill has a crappy day

Wolf/Lamb Roleplay

CYOA Masterpost

Bill vs Bill (AO3)

Bill in Other Universe

Bill in Other Universe Deleted Scene

Post-Bill vs Bill snippet

Reincarnation AU

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5

Bill Meeting Dipper As A Baby

Dipper Wants A Date

Mason’s Memory Dream

Dipper finds Bill’s body dead

Med-Student Dipper Heals Bill

Octobill Stories

Octobill

Non-Serious Biologically Accurate Octobill

Octobill Haircut Short

Octobill and the Pairbonding Saga

Octobill Prequel

Raised Spirits (A.K.A. Poltergiest AU)

Raised Spirits

Reverse Falls Stories

Bill giving Will Relationship Advice

Will and Dip #1

Will and Dip #2

Will and Dip #3

Misc. Billdip One Shots Not On AO3

Awkward First Meetings

Bill and Dip can’t Touch

Bill Draws Constellations on Dipper

Bill On Smile Dip

Bill Scaring Dipper

Coffee Shop AU

Dentist Bill

First Kiss

Geometry Pickup Lines

Impatient Bill

Jealous Bill

Mabel and Bill Playing Chess

Semi-Dark Billdip (Blood Warning)

Siren AU

Stan reacts to Billdip

Teaching Magic

Triangle Bill Cuddling Dip

Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

Scum Villain’s Accidental Romance System (Self-Indulgent)

Legend Of Zelda

Sidon/Link

Original Fiction Masterlist

Tswwwit’s AO3 Account (For other Billdip stories that are not currently updating)

BurnerAccount

Thanks, everyone! Lemme know if I missed anything!

[mayumiiyuu]

vi. growing pains.

the kaleidoscope project masterlist.

July, 1986, Marysville, Ohio.

I called Dr. Owens, though technically I had reached the phone number of another government agent, who then redirected me to Dr. Owens. He had asked me to meet him at a diner to talk, telling me that it was better to speak face to face rather than over the phone, as we never knew who could be secretly listening. Eventually I had told him of my wishes, that I wanted to know the truth of what had happened, I came to him with all my questions from before about subject B-5126.

Dr. Owens sighed. "I think I know who we can turn to for answers, but I don't think you'd like it."

I swallowed, furrowing my eyebrows. "It doesn't matter, all I want is to know the truth."

"One of the scientists who had worked there was imprisoned, on what charges I still don't know. I can take you to see her, but I will warn you, meeting her may trigger something within you." 

"I'll be fine."  But the way my fingers twitch and my heart starts to palpitate says otherwise.

This is what led me to Ohio Reformatory for Women.

I feel my heart practically skip a beat when Dr. Owens mentions the name of the inmate we were about to pay a visit to.

Amelia Peters.

....

Dr. Owens looks at me, concern filling his features. "You can leave anytime you want if it gets to overwhelming." He assured me as he placed a hand on my shoulder.

I nod silently, carefully eyeing the door that led to where I would meet with her. As the guard ushered me into the room, I felt a chill rack my spine as I came face to face with the woman, who I could now barely even recognize.

She had always worn her hair neatly, held herself in a graceful and reserved manner, but the woman I stared at currently had no resemblance of that woman. Her hair was frayed and knotted, her face lined with exhaustion and scratch marks. Whether she did that to herself or not I didn't know. All I knew was that whatever happened to her had completely destroyed her.

As I came into view, she stared at me with those same cold gray eyes I was all too familiar with.

"What a nice surprise," she stood up from a chair. "hello, Red."

I clenched my jaw as I heard that name, sinister and cruel with how it came out of her mouth, as if taunting me, hanging memories of my past over my nose.

"Dr. Peters." I regarded her.

She cocks her head to the side, smirking at me as she crossed her legs. "Must be nice for you to have the roles reversed for once, me locked in a cage," she gestures towards her cell. "While you stand there watching."

I glance at the guard, giving them a look for them to leave, to which they quirked an eyebrow at me.

"Don't get too close to the bars, she's grabby." They say as they turn, leaving me alone with her.

"Let's skip the formalities," I say once the door closes, folding my arms as I glared daggers at her. I reminded myself that she was the one behind bars now, not me. I had the upper hand. "Why was I experimented on? Out of the people you could have chosen, why me? And what is project Fordus, who is (mother's name)? Why did the report state me as her spawn?"

She purses her lips, grimacing as she paced around her cell. "So many questions, Red, you sound so much like me."

"I am nothing like you." I spat, words dripping with noxious venom. "I don't hurt people, I am not a monster."

"Oh? Is that what you think?" She cocks her head to the side, her voice lilting as if she were amused by my reaction, she stepped towards me, standing proudly while she held her hands behind her back.

"You were made for war," Dr. Peters smiled. They said the eyes were the windows to the soul, and as I gazed into hers, I realized she didn't have one; her gaze was cold, devoid of any joy despite how her mouth stretched into a grin, I felt sick to my stomach as I looked at her.

"I created you, I blessed you with unimaginable power to make armies fall to their very feet, to cause chaos and disorder, the moment I laid my eyes upon you, I knew. I knew that one day you'd conquer and divide, that if I pushed you just enough you'd finally reach your full potential, you'd conquer the world."

She plopped down onto the chair, leaning backwards, chuckling to herself. "When I saw you that day, frustrated and angry when you couldn't activate your powers the way you wanted to, triggering them in the process, absolutely tearing apart the room with a shockwave, I thought you were weak, worthless compared to the others who could control their abilities so flawlessly," she shakes her head. "But I was wrong. See, as I observed you, how you crawled like a dying animal, I saw  just how strong you were, admired your determination. And as you transformed very stone into nothing but ash, I marveled at you. By God, the power you have, the power you wield, the potential for utter destruction, it—it was so beautiful." 

Her nostrils flared as tears started to stain her cheeks, sniffing before she started to sob. I furrowed my brows as her sobs turned into laughter; sick, maniacal laughter that could only come from a madman.

She lurched forward, grabbing the iron bars of her cell, I backed away, fearing she may reach out and grab me.

"Let me tell you a secret," she whispered, her tone amused, entertained with how I instinctively flinched away. "All you will ever do is hurt people, because that was what you were made for. You can fool yourself, lie to yourself so much to the point you actually start to believe those honeyed words of yours, but you are still my creation, my masterpiece, and a part of me will always live within you, no matter how much you try to hide it and push it away, I'll always be there, whispering into your ears, reminding you of your purpose."

She jumps backward, landing onto a chair with a sigh.

"You never answered my question." I seethed, eyes glimmering as I fisted the cloth of my jeans.

"Oh," she nods, her gaze trailing upwards to the ceiling as she rests her chin in her hand. "B-5126 was your mother, I say was because she's barely even alive now," she looks straight into my eyes as she points her finger at me. "Thanks to you, of course."

"What—" I huff, my breathing becoming labored as I heard her words. "What do you mean by that?" I felt my entire body tense as my heart hammered against my chest.

"Exactly what you think it does!" She cackled. "You, my dear little Red Riding Hood, put your mother into a coma." Her lips form into a pout, feigning hurt to mock me.

"Tell me exactly what happened, right now." I spat, glaring at her. If looks could kill, that bitch would be six feet under, left to rot in dirt and filth.

"Oh, I will, if it'll make you happy," she shrugs, cocking her head to the side. "But it won't—its a very sad story actually. See, when I started working for 'Them' with a capital 'T', I was placed under Project Fordus, altering genetics and blah blah blah of our subjects so that they could conceive the perfect little specimens for the next step: the Colors—you. Mommy dearest seemed to be sick and tired of it all, so she escaped, taking you with her, thinking that she could somehow just leave it all behind."

She shifted in her chair, her smile twisting into a frown as she scowled.

"She was stupid, naively so, didn't bother covering up her tracks, so it made it so easy for us to find her. So we took her back to the lab, ran some tests, and turns out that giving birth you made her infertile. She was no use to us anymore. But you—you had so much potential, even as an itty bitty little tot who could barely even walk," she let out a sadistic giggle. "She tried to put up such a fight! She tried to take you, runaway again in hopes of living her fairy tale life, I was there for it all—saw what happened on the cameras. The guards took you from her, tased her and threw her on the ground. Seeing your mother in such distress must have upset you, which only triggered your dormant powers. You sent a shockwave so powerful it scrambled their minds! You pulled the very electrons in their nerves, disrupting their orbit or something, I dunno, but as we went to check on them, they were all brain dead!" 

Her eyes crinkled as she chortled, rocking back and forth in her chair. I knew of her reputation as a well respected woman of science, but as I gazed at her now, she was nothing but a mad scientist, cruelly tearing people apart to serve her own depraved agenda.

"No," I muttered, shaking my head in disbelief. "You're lying, I didn't do that, I-I'd never hurt anyone."

She cocks her head at me, pouring again as she feigned sympathy. "Of course not, Red. You were only an innocent, harmless widdle baby. You didn't mean to destroy their lives," her mouth twitched into a smile again. "Just kidding! That's all you're meant for, really—see! I told you, all you'll ever do is hurt the people you love, because you're a weapon meant for devastation!"

My lower lip trembles, my hands shake and my thoughts spiral—the voices and whispers growing louder by the second as my fingers gripped at my scalp.

I gasp for air, realizing I had been holding my breath as I stood up, wanting nothing to do with her and her twisted game.

I spun around as I heard a commotion, only to see Dr. Peters slamming her hands against the iron bars.

"Don't you fucking turn your back on me, Red!"

A stray tear slides down my cheeks as a shiver crawled up my spine, terrified of the person I had even considered to be a mother figure. I place my hands to cover my ears, attempting to muffle out her voice, to silence the memories and cries in my head.

As I shut the door behind me, I lean onto the wall for support, shaken to my very core.

"Is everything alright?" Dr. Owens stepped towards me, offering me a hand, which I took gratefully.

"Take me to see my mother."

"Of course, I'll go get the car—"

I shake my head frantically. "No, no, I want to see my biological mother—the woman who gave birth to me."

He stared at me for a moment, eyebrows furrowed at my request, placing his hands on his hips as he nodded.

"I'll do my best to find her."

....

July, 1986, Medford, Oregon

I stared out the window, admiring the sprawling forests and the mist that hung in the air as the skies poured, even thought it was summertime, it seemed as if this place was locked in an eternal gloom. In spite of the downcast weather, I found it peaceful as I listened to raindrops pitter patter on the roof of the car.

I shuffled in the car seat, twiddling with my fingers as we approached a hospital, Dr. Peters' words echoing in my mind. One of the men that Dr. Owens had brought opened the door for me, to which I responded by muttering a small 'thank you' as I slipped out.

After going to the front desk, they had given us visitor's passes, Dr. Owens placed a hand on my shoulder, noticing my unease as we faced the door to her room. I could see a figure from the window, laying peacefully on the bed.

"It's now or never, kid."

I close my eyes, preparing myself, hardening my resolve as I breathed in, turning the doorknob and pushing the door open.

A breath hitched itself in my throat as I gazed upon my biological mother's form. Her eyes were shut, her breathing shallow as a heart monitor beat softly. In spite of her current condition, I knew her face. The same one I had seen in each memory. I felt my hands twitch involuntarily while my eyes focused on the various machines she was connected to.

"I did this?" I whispered as I look down upon my hands, trembling furiously no matter how much I tried to relax.

I turned to Dr. Owens as I heard his sigh.

"Do you know anything about this? About her?"

He looks down, as if thinking over his words carefully, lips forming a tight line before he spoke. 

"Dr. Peters was telling the truth," his words hit me like a speeding truck, my heart sank to the pit of my stomach as I tasted the bitterness of bile in my throat.

 "Your mother she—she was one of the initial experiments, she was orphaned at a young age, struggled to make her way through life when she was kicked out of the system. The organization that managed this experiment promised her financial compensation in the contract, which she signed. Evidently, she had undergone a fair share of trials. She..miscarried those first few times they tried to impregnate her, you.." his voice trailed off as he looked at me. "You were her only successful pregnancy. She escaped along with you, just as Dr. Peters said, but they found her and brought her back, they tried to take you away from her but.."

I close my eyes. He didn't need to finish his sentence for me to understand. It was true. Everything Dr. Peters had said was true, despite her deranged mental state, she was telling the truth.

Memories, as fragmented and distant as they had seemed, flashed through my mind as clear as day.

"Shh, shh, it's okay (Y/N), we're going home." Came the soothing voice of my mother as she picked me up cradled me in her arms.

What happened next was an absolute blur, stressful and surreal as I was dropped onto the floor, tears prickling my eyes as I searched for my mother, only to be picked up by someone else—a man? He was dressed in dark green. 

"Please, give her back—no! (Y/N)!” My mother sobbed as she was thrown to the ground, writhing and screaming in pain as she was struck by rods of electricity.

As I let out a cry, the man that was holding me dropped to the floor—all of them did. I wailed so fiercely that my throat burned.

“Mama!”

Without any hesitation, I run out of the room, past Dr. Owens who called out for me, voice filled with concern.

I don't turn back, I only run. 

I don't even know where I was going as I sprinted my way through crowds of people in the street, ignored the honking of cars as I sped through the road, running faster and faster even as my calves burned and heart ached.

Eventually, I found myself deep in the woods, slowing down to a stop when I realized that no one was around me. I dropped to my knees as I howled with anguish, finally letting my thoughts and emotions consume me as I wept.

Power surged through me, exploding outwards, in blaring red, sending trees crashing to the ground as I heard the crackling of wood. I lurched forward, sobbing; clawing and pulling at the grass beneath me, wanting the earth to swallow me and hide me away.

I hide my face in my hands as my body racks with sobs, guttural shouts resounding throughout the air.

I had spent my entire life being forged into a weapon, I thought I had left that all behind me, but no matter how hard I ran or how much I tried to escape it, the pain had remained. It was as if it was seared into my very DNA, and there was no changing that. No drug could ever cure me of what they had done, of what I am.

I hiccuped, covering my mouth with the back of my hand, unable to cry anymore as I had exhausted my tear ducts. As I look around me, nothing but fallen trees, burning bushes, and scorched earth, irrevocable destruction surrounding me, a revelation dawns on me; a thought I was too afraid to acknowledge.

I was born to lay upon wreckage, wherever I went, whatever I touched.

I was meant to destroy.

….

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Addis Adeora Adhera Adugardia Aedelridas Aela Aequidas Aflicus Ageora Alcagius Aldadasgos Aldenis Alenoria Ales Alexargel Alexios Aquilo Arasdasios Arasdasius Ardevolde Ardhenius Ardorirus Argloritos Arkelora Arkida Arra Ascletius Athlogide Atollo Aukusdus Auleliar Aulola Ausdel Avidus Calacalla Calgea Calikula Calirus Calnerda Calrea Calus Camdele Caneraees Cargelifela Celes Cirxia Claugius Clenerdia Cloacira Coelus Colus Connogus Corcolgia Corgidol Corsdardire Corsdardius Corsdars Corsus Corvecdol Cotia Curira Cutig Dacchus Dacidus Daldirus Dasil Dasiliscus Della Dellora Dellus Delnirus Dentesdes Dheogola Dheogosios Dheogosius Dheothilos Didelius Didus Dlajar Dledoriarus Dlivia Dora Dudora Ekesdes Elakadalus Entarga Ergovelicus Everdus Fadulirus Fana Faura Faurus Fausdidas Favorius Fedlis Felicidas Feloria Figes Flola Floliar Foldura Folrax Fordus Fulies Fulira Fulkola Gea Gecina Genedel Gevela Gevella Gia Giara Gigius Gioclediar Gis Giscitlira Giscolgia Gius Gonidiar Hagliar Hela Helaclius Helatloras Helcules Helnes Hesdia Hethaesdus Horolius Horos Hosdiliar Ilere Irgivia Isaac Isis Jarus Joarres Johr Joviar Judulra Juliar Julius Juro Jusdir Jusdiriar Jutidel Juverdas Kalda Kalelius Kallierus Keda Kladiar Klamcelius Kolgiar Lacdars Lales Lavelra Leo Leordios Licirius Lidel Lidela Lidelalidas Lideldas Lididira Lidius Lina Lodiko Lodikus Lona Lonaros Lonulus Lucifel Lucira Lucius Lunira Lura Naclirus Naduda Naia Naiesda Najoliar Nakrus Nalciar Nalcus Nals Nares Naria Naruel Naulice Naxerdius Naxiniar Naxinirus Nefidas Negidlira Nelculam Nellora Nera Nerlva Ners Nessol Nichael Nidhlas Nirelva Nolda Nols Noreda Nuda Nudirus Occadol Odaladol Odho Olamdlius Olcus Oldora Ots Quilidis Quilirus Quirdillus Raeria Recessidas Relo Relva Renesdlirus Retdure Ritetholos Rora Rox Runeliar Rurgira Sadulr Salidol Salus Sarcus Sdada Sdaulatios Sdinula Sdlerua Seculidas Selatis Senoria Setdinius Sevelus Silvarus Sol Sols Sonrus Stes Suagela Sudlirciradol Sunnarus Talcaes Tales Tax Tedlorius Teldirax Terades Thilittitos Thocas Ticus Tiedas Tliatus Tlodus Tlolsa Tlovigerdia Todira Toera Toldures Tolus Tonora Tosdvelda Toseigor Tuda Tugicidia Tutierus Vacura Valeliar Valerdiriar Valers Vedlario Veiovis Veldunrus Velidas Verus Vesda Vestasiar Vicdolia Videllius Vidunrus Viguus Vildus Vilitlacaa Voldulrus Volunra Vulcar Vuldulrus Zero Zeusaeniliar Zoe

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Fenchurch MASCULI Argonauti.

"Nos esse debemus in vicinia Zaphod Beeblebrox", Arthur cogitans. vix ad conspectum Zaphod in remissius ponunt, et non oblectabatur pileo. qui legit 'Saphod' non est pulchro faciei, potest enim prolabi et quasi legere. "Id secundo hoc nomine audivi" dixit Fenchurch, adhuc ferrugineas particulas MASCULI cum cerebro magnitudinis planetae e vestimentis suis quatiebat. "Quis aut quid est?"

"Taphod hic homo est. Aliquamdiu praeses universi fuit, adhuc potest esse. Vide in libro, quem nominari potest." Arthurus dux e suo mnemosyno 'ultimum Dei nuntium suum creationis' holdall obtinuit. Fenchurch in codice percussoque.

"Quousque obtinuit nos?" Interrogavit Fenchurch.

"Quousque debes?"

"Tempus est legere 'Bellum et Pacem' puto. Haec pagina dicit unum paginarum 627 et reliqua pagina excipitur cum aliis locis libri ubi memoratur".

Arthurus ducem accepit et ad duas paginas flipped. Plures p. Pagina tertia.

Etiam bibendum et refrigerari in universo. Arthurus in alio codice observavit et obtinuit quod ille minime certus erat cupiebat.

"Toto tempore tenes me ut hoc pauperem robot salvare et pro nobis ad illam electronicam hitch-hike". Arthurus de industria digitum suum ad scrinii transfixit. "Volo te Zaphod Beeblebrox occurrere. Quod modo plus mihi placebis."

Praefectus quidem Ford erat in sera seminali quae aliquem loqui conatur ut ei potionem emat et tantum successum obtineat ut totalem defectum in hoc praesumat. Locutio 'Melius est dare quam accipere' tantum ad vim physicam in hac locatione refertur. Post relinquens

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Arthur et Fenchurch iter ad ubi iam discedere decreverat, puellam magis gratam invenire decreverat, quae solatium munus divitibus in urbe Han- dold praebebat. Vadum non potuit ab eius mente vastare risu. Sensit telum utile fore. Praeterea, cum vidisset Arthurum tam laetum apud Fenchurch, tam felix ut Fordus eum tam facile solito irritare non posset, et Zaphod cum Trilliano subsideret, Ford decrevit extremum quod facere vellet exulem esse et unum manere.

Ausus est igitur Ford ad vectem ubi proxime accessit, ut male avem et bracchium cum striis vitioso laceraretur, et nihil aliud notabile. Vadum talea ingressus, obstupuit, stupefactus est, et iterum consternatus est. Convictus est hoc idem fuisse vectis sed iam simile erat vectis vini quem Hampstead visitaverat. Periere insidiae et homicidae intentiones mali. Haec a veteribus Gallicis posteris et bamboo cathedris substituta sunt. Malus vultus avis saginatus fuerat et super vectem posuit. Brachium aperiebat utres vini et cocktails miscebat.

"Heu' vos" inquit caupo, qui nunc intolerabiliter sapis vidi. "Tu es unus huic culpae."

"Salve," inquit Ford, adhuc circumspiciens. "Ego sum in culpa quid?"

"Tuum ingressum in Guide ad Hitch-Hiker." mussat caupo.

"Nonne id accurate?" Arguebat Ford, defensus prosa oratione salutaris vitae suae. "Nonne per lineas 'miseri locus est cum evagationibus malis et cogitationibus parricidis' an aliquid?

"Hoc exacte. Satis erat ad alliciendum omnes trendies, qui desperati erant ad locum aeris invenire. Omnes regulares emiserunt".

"Quid, si me mutare possum?" Oblatum Ford, apologeticum.

"Nah, odi hos homines et cassa loqui, sed non litigant de solutione, licet notavi pretia usque ad gradus ineptos. Ita relinquere optimum velis."

Ford aliquos colloquia auscultare conatus est, sed non erant aliqui. Multae sententiae prolatae de rebus male intellectis omnes ad lacrimas perterebrati sunt, sed nulla ipsa colloquia. Ford discedere et invenire ubi placuit omnibus

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[farkmaz]

Olm ya yanarım yanarım 50 lot Fordu faiz kararından önce sattığıma yanarım... Çok belirsizdi ama ya...

Hooffff hiçbir meme bunun üzgünlüğünü alamaz üzerimden...

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Harrison Ford u Cannesu dobio počasnu Zlatnu palmu: 'Duboko sam dirnut…'

Holivudska legenda, koji je došao na Filmski festival u Cannesu predstaviti peti i posljednji nastavak serijala Indiane Jonesa u kojem igra arheologa, primio je u četvrtak, nenajavljeno, počasnu Zlatnu palmu prije projekcije     'Duboko sam dirnut ovim priznanjem', rekao je vidno uzbuđen 80-godišnji američki glumac primajući priznanje. Kada su najavili da će peti nastavak o pustolovinama arheologa biti premijerno prikazan u Cannesu, organizatori su naznačili da će odati 'počast' Harrisonu Fordu ne otkrivajući o čemu je riječ. Slavni holivudski glumac ostvario je šaroliku galeriju filmskih likova: pamti se kao Han Solo u sagi 'Ratova zvijezda", kao lovac na replikante iz kultnog filma 'Blade Runner' i njegova nastavka te kao arheolog u serijalu Indiana Jones koji je počeo 1981. prvom epizodom 'Otimači izgubljenog kovčega'.     Peti nastavak Indiane Jones pojavit će se u kinodvoranama krajem lipnja. Počasnu Zlatnu palmu prije same projekcije filma primio je 2022. i Tom Cruise kada je došao u Cannes na pretpremiju svog filma 'Top Gun: Maverick'. Ove godine počasna Zlatna palma pripala je još jednom velikom imenu američkog filma: Michael Douglas (78), primio je to priznanje u utorak na svečanom otvorenju 76. Filmskog festivala u Cannesu. Tportal.hr Read the full article

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Fondue là gì?

Nếu bạn là một tín đồ của pho mát, Fondue là một món ăn sinh ra dành cho bạn. Thêm vào đó, nếu bạn cũng là một người yêu thích sô cô la, hoặc có sở thích ăn các món thịt, thì cũng có một loại Fordue dành cho bạn. Nhưng món ăn kỳ diệu này là gì, và làm thế nào để bạn có thể tự chế biến nó cho mình?

Fondue là gì?

Mặc dù có nhiều phiên bản khác nhau, từ “fondue” chủ yếu dùng để chỉ một món ăn được chế biến bằng cách làm pho mát tan chảy rồi kết hợp chung với rượu vang, cognac hoặc rượu mạnh. Món ăn này rất thích hợp để trở thành một bữa ăn ngon cho cả gia đình, khi ăn bạn cần giữ phô mát luôn trong trạng thái tan chảy bằng cách cho nó vào một cái nồi, và sau đó đun nóng liên tục (giống cách ăn món lẩu), và thưởng thức bằng cách gắn những miếng bánh mì nhỏ vào nĩa, sau đó chấm nước xốt. Những người sàng ăn chia rằng khi ăn món này, phần xốt ở dưới đáy nồi luôn có hương vị cuốn hút nhất. Ngoài ra món này còn được dùng chung với một loại phô mát giòn, được gọi là le religieuse, loại phô mát này sẽ được cạo ra và chia ra xung quanh bàn để mọi người cùng thưởng thức.

Lịch sử của Fondue

Fondue có nguồn gốc từ Thụy Sĩ, vì mùa đông ở đất nước này cực kì lạnh nên người dân đã nghĩ ra món ăn Fondue để có thể tận dụng phô mai cứng và bánh mì cũ, đây là lí do mà loại pho mát truyền thống dùng để nấu món ăn này là pho mát Thụy Sĩ, chủ yếu là Emmental và Gruyère. Cái tên “Fondue” có nguồn gốc từ một động từ trong tiếng Pháp “fondre”, trong tiếng Việt từ này có nghĩa là "tan chảy". Người dân ở các vùng khác nhau ở Thụy Sĩ, cũng như Pháp và Ý, sử dụng nhiều loại pho mát, bao gồm Vacherin, Appenzeller và Sbrinz  (pho mát Thụy Sĩ); Comté, Beaufort và Reblochon (pho mát Pháp); và Fontina (pho mát Ý). Ngoài ra bạn cũng có thể tìm thấy nhiều món ăn tương tự với Fondue ở nhiều nền văn hóa trên thế giới, chẳng hạn như lẩu, một món ăn rất phổ biến ở Việt Nam, và shabu-shabu của Nhật Bản, để thưởng thức món ăn này, nồi nước xốt sẽ được đun sôi liên tục và thực khách sẽ bỏ thịt, rau vào liên tục để nấu chín chúng. Queso fundido của Mexico cũng tương tự như Fondue nhưng thường được dùng kèm với bánh ngô nhiều hơn bánh mì, ở Ý cũng có món ăn giống vậy, tên là bagna cauda, thường để nấu món này người dân bản địa sẽ xay nhuyễn cá cơm rồi sau đó nấu lên, món này chủ yếu được dùng kèm với rau. Đọc tiếp: Gelatin là gì

Các loại Fondue

Có thể bạn đã biết rằng nguyên liệu dùng để nấu Fondue không chỉ có mỗi pho mát. Có một phiên bản khác của món ăn này, được đặt tên là Fondue bourguignonne, khi nấu món này bạn sẽ cần dùng dầu nóng thay vì phô mai và dùng thịt thay cho bánh mì. Đầu tiên, xiên thịt vô một chiếc nĩa dài, nhúng vào dầu nóng để làm chín và dùng kèm với các loại nước chấm như Béarnaise, aioli và nước sốt cải ngựa. Ngoài ra rau và hải sản cũng rất hợp ăn kèm với món ăn này. Cũng có một phiên bản khác của Fondue nhưng là đồ ăn ngọt, nước xốt thông thường sẽ được thay thế bằng soocola tan chảy, sau đó ăn chung với trái cây hoặc các loại bánh quy. Các món phổ biến dùng chung với nước xốt sô cô la bao gồm bánh quy, kẹo dẻo, bánh xốp vani, bánh Oreo, dâu tây, chuối, táo, cơm chiên giòn, thậm chí cả bánh cupcake. Tùy vào sự sáng tạo của người nấu mà bất cứ nguyên liệu nào cũng có thể được cho vào. Ở nhiều nước châu Á, trong đó có Việt Nam, có món ăn tương tự và được gọi là lẩu, món ăn này xuất hiện sớm nhất ở Trung Quốc và có trước Fondue khoảng 2.000 năm. Nhưng cách nấu là giống nhau: một nồi chung chứa nước dùng đang sôi, trong đó các nguyên liệu như thịt, hải sản, trứng, rau và mì được ngâm cho đến khi chín rồi mới ăn. Thịt phải được cắt lát mỏng khi nấu trong nước dùng, không giống với phiên bản dùng dầu nóng thay cho nước sốt bởi bạn có thể dùng thịt được cắt lát dày hoặc cắt thành khối.

Món ăn kèm nào hợp với Fondue nhất?

Ngoài bánh mì, bất cứ món gì có vị hợp với phô mai tan chảy đều là nguyên liệu phổ biến cho món ăn này. Mặc dù một số nguyên liệu sẽ khó chế biến hơn, nhưng đừng để điều đó ngăn cản bạn mà hãy thỏa sức sáng tạo để có thể thưởng thức những món ăn mới lạ và độc đáo nhất. Lưu ý duy nhất là khác với dầu nóng, nước xốt phô mai không thực sự làm chín thức ăn mà bạn nhúng vào. Vì vậy, thịt nên được nấu chín từ trước để đảm bảo an toàn.

Một số nguyên liệu tốt để ăn chung với Fondue:

Khoai tây hoặc tortilla chip Bánh quy Các loại xúc xích Thịt gà tây, giăm bông hoặc thịt bò nướng Rau sống (như bông cải xanh hoặc súp lơ trắng, cà chua bi, cà rốt, v.v.) Khoai tây nướng Tôm nấu chín Nấm Thịt viên

Cách làm Fondue

Mẹo để làm nước xốt ngon và chuẩn là đảm bảo rằng phô mai tan chảy hoàn toàn và khô cứng, vón cục. Để làm được điều này bạn có thể cho thêm tinh bột, chẳng hạn như bột ngô, nguyên liệu này sẽ có thể hoạt động như một chất nhũ hóa giúp cho phô mai trở nên dẻo hơn. Lưu ý rằng nước xốt phô mai truyền thống được làm bằng một loại rượu mạnh có tên là Kirschwasser (hay gọi tắt là Kirsch), được làm từ quả anh đào. Bạn có thể dùng hầu hết các loại rượu mạnh hoặc rượu cognac thay cho Kitsch, nhưng không nên sử dụng rượu mùi anh đào vì nó sẽ quá ngọt. Theo truyền thống, các đầu bếp sẽ nấu nước xốt trước sau đó mang nồi nước đến bàn, đặt trên một nguồn nhiệt để nồi nước luôn đủ nóng để làm chín thức ăn. Nhưng bạn cũng có thể nấu nó trong nồi slow-cooker. Để làm nó, bạn cần phải trộn bột ngô với Kirsch để tạo thành hỗn hợp sệt. Sau đó, thêm một cốc rượu vang và đun hỗn hợp, lưu ý là bạn cần để lửa nhỏ, thêm từng ít phô mát vô rồi khuấy đều cho đến khi hỗn hợp đặc sệt hoàn toàn. Nêm muối, hạt tiêu và hạt nhục đậu khấu, thưởng thức ngay và luôn khi hỗn hợp còn nóng và đặc sệt. Read the full article

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Autoservis

Viete čo znamená „talianska údržba“ alebo „vymetenie pavučín z motora“? Točenie motora až do červeného pásma otáčkomera. O potrebe vytočenia motora vám povie nejeden automechanik v servise. Potreba „talianskej údržby“ je omnoho dôležitejšia pri motoroch s priamym vstrekovaním paliva.  V prípade dlhodobej jazdy v nízkych otáčkach sa môže stať, že vo vašom motore sa budú postupne tvoriť nánosy uhlíka a problém je na svete. Neveríte a myslíte si, že jazda v nízkych otáčkach motoru neškodí? Tak si pozrite tento vidlicový desaťvalec z Audi S6. Z nepochopiteľných dôvodov si majiteľ auta neužíval potenciál a zvuk motora vo vysokých otáčkach. V motore sa teda časom začal usádzať uhlík a po prejdení cca 240 000 km vyzeral motor nejak takto. Za veľké nánosy uhlíka môže nesprávne fungujúce odvetrávanie kľukovej skrine, to nasávalo viac oleja, než malo. V konečnom dôsledku by to nebol až taký problém, ak by mal motor nepriame vstrekovanie. 5,2 litrový V10 z Audi má však priame vstrekovanie.Kde nastal problém, je snáď priame vstrekovanie paliva zlé? Priame vstrekovanie paliva má výhodu vyššieho výkonu a nižšej spotreby. Napriek výhodám však nie je perfektné. Okrem vyššieho hluku a vyšších nákladov trpí aj hromadením uhlíka. „Ak nánosy uhlíka dosiahnu v motore určitú úroveň môže dochádzať k nezapáleniu zmesi, k problémom s turbom, ale aj k poškodeniu katalyzátora,“ hovorí Brian Laskowski z Fordu. Na tvorenie usadenín uhlíka vplýva aj kvalita použitého paliva. Preto sa na niektorých trhoch môžu objaviť problémy s nánosmi a na niektorých nie.  Najväčší problém s priamym vstrekovaním je,  že tryska  už nevstrekuje palivo na zadnú stenu sacieho ventilu. Sací ventil teda neomýva benzín ako je tomu pri motoroch s nepriamym vstrekovaním,“ hovori Laskowski. Nadbytočné množstvo paliva vo valci pomáhalo s čistením ventilov. Pri motoroch s priamym vstrekovaním k tomu nedochádza a „samočistiaci“ mechanizmus ventilov tu neexistuje.

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Ehe!~☆

+ Og colors ☆

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Senátor Graham varoval Elona Muska poté, co vyzval k deeskalaci ukrajinské války

Foto: senátor Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) ve Washingtonu dne 25. května 2022; a generální ředitel společnosti Tesla Elon Musk na společné fotografii (Print Screen Epoch Times) Senátor Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) se zaměřil na Elona Muska kvůli jeho nedávným příspěvkům na Twitteru a varoval jej, že senátoři by mohli Tesle odebrat daňové úlevy za to, že Musk naléhal na deeskalaci rusko-ukrajinské války. „Stále velmi podporuji Ukrajinu, ale jsem přesvědčen, že masivní eskalace války způsobí Ukrajině a možná i světu velké škody,“ napsal Musk tento týden na Twitteru v reakci na kritizovaný průzkum, který provedl ukrajinský prezident Volodymyr Zelenskyj. Musk také zveřejnil svůj vlastní průzkum, zda by se lidé ve sporných oblastech Donbasu a Krymu měli rozhodnout, zda jsou součástí Ukrajiny nebo Ruska. To vyvolalo kritický komentář a varování od Grahama. „Při vší úctě k Elonu Muskovi – a já ho respektuji – navrhuji, aby si zjistil fakta ruské invaze na Ukrajinu,“ napsal Graham na Twitteru. „Navrhovat, abychom ukončili ruskou invazi tím, že Rusku prostě dáme části Ukrajiny – po všem tom utrpení – je hloupé. Je to také urážka statečnosti Ukrajinců bojujících za obranu své vlasti." Později v návaznosti Graham navrhl, že zákonodárci „by se měli vrátit k daňovým odvodům na elektrická vozidla“. „To je rozdíl, kde z potencionálních odvodů nyní těží výhradně výrobci elektrických vozidel, kteří zvýšili ceny jako by odváděly daně,“ napsal na Twitteru, v čemž někteří tvrdili, že jde o skrytou výhružku proti Muskově společnosti Tesla, největšímu výrobci elektrických vozidel ve Spojených Státech.

Starlink

Musk v reakci na to řekl, že jeho firma již několik let neobdržela spotřebitelskou daňovou slevu. „Zaprvé,“ napsal, „Tesla už roky nemá tuto spotřebitelskou daňovou slevu a také o ni nežádali – na rozdíl od GM a Fordu. Kromě Grahamovy kritiky řekl ukrajinský velvyslanec v Německu Muskovi, že si má jít „vykřikovat pryč“. „Jediným výsledkem je, že teď už si žádný Ukrajinec NIKDY nekoupí vaše teslové kecy,“ uvedl na Twitteru ukrajinský velvyslanec v Německu Andrij Melnyk. "Tak hodně štěstí." Během rané fáze ukrajinsko-ruského konfliktu Musk oznámil, že využije svou internetovou službu Starlink na pomoc ukrajinské vládě a jejímu vojenskému úsilí proti Rusku. Tento týden Musk potvrdil, že SpaceX utratilo 80 milionů dolarů za Starlink ve východoevropské zemi. „Náklady SpaceX na aktivaci a podporu Starlink na Ukrajině jsou zatím ~80 milionů dolarů. Naše podpora pro Rusko je 0 dolarů. Je zřejmé, že jsme pro Ukrajině,“ řekl.

Válečný vývoj

Ruská invaze na Ukrajinu se začala rozpadat po ukrajinské protiofenzívě, při níž byly od začátku září znovu dobyty tisíce čtverečních mil území, včetně desítek osad v posledních dnech. Ránou pro Moskvu bylo ustoupení tisíce ruských vojáků poté, co se frontová linie rozpadla, nejprve na severovýchodě a od začátku tohoto týdne také na jihu. Členové Rady ruské federace, horní komory parlamentu, se 4. října 2022 v Moskvě účastnili zasedání k ratifikaci legislativy o připojení ukrajinských oblastí Doněcku, Chersonu, Luhanska a Záporožska  k Rusku. Ruský prezident Vladimir Putin podepsal zákon o začlenění těchto čtyř částečně okupovaných ukrajinských regionů do Ruska, včetně Záporoží, v rámci největšího pokusu o anexi Evropy od druhé světové války. Zelenskyj ve středu řekl, že jeho armáda znovu dobyla další osady v jižní Chersonské oblasti a záběry zveřejněné z Chersonu ukázaly ruské bojové vozidlo pěchoty s bílým kusem látky omotaným kolem hlavně děla ve zjevné kapitulaci. K této zprávě přispěla agentura Reuters. Překlad: Martin Kischner (www.vipnoviny.cz), Zdroj: theepochtimes.com Read the full article

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Ford plánuje propustit 3 000 zaměstnanců!

Ford plánuje propustit 3 000 zaměstnanců!

Společnost Ford Motor (F.US) potvrdila svůj záměr propustit 3000 zaměstnanců ve svých dceřiných společnostech v USA, Kanadě a Indii. Proces začne 1. září a dotčení zaměstnanci byli informováni tento týden. Akcie Fordu jsou dnes pod dalším tlakem poté, co jim verdikt nařídil zaplatit pokutu 1,7 miliardy dolarů. Jde o nehodu, při které zemřel manželský pár. Zdroj: xStation 5 X-Trade Brokers…

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У родственного Форду нового Volkswagen Amarok становится меньше секретов: показан салон

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У родственного Форду нового Volkswagen Amarok становится меньше секретов: показан салон