#forgive me 😔✌

[lindalofbroome]

01 - Awe

At that moment, it seemed to him that there was only one decision he could make.

Slowly, he pushed his foot through the iron ring that Sonia had just kicked off, bracing himself against the waves. At the same time, he slid the bell tree stick from his belt and raised it high. He lifted his other hadn too, fingers spread, making himself as large as he could.

THE THREE DOORS The Golden Door Ch 25 - Now or Never

so my thinking was about how rye held back sea serpents in the golden door, and i wanted to try show what that might have looked like to the people of oltan? how wild it must have been, to be despairing at the tyranny and the sacrifice, and then some kid pops up and stops SEA SERPENTS from not only eating him but eating the prisoners??? and like these prisoners are their children. the crowd would have been filled with grieving, terrified parents and friends. so it must have been a truly awesome sight to behold

[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

girl i had an idea for my first fic (thinking of doing shigaraki bc he’s my current hyperfixation)- him casually stalking his chubby (soon-to-be) s/o. he eventually attempts to kidnap her only for a villain to try to take the place she works at hostage so he ends up dusting the criminal and grabbing her. s/o feels conflicted but mainly 💓 for her knight in an oversized hoodie

long story short, he lives w her and is totally stray-cat and demands retribution thru physical affection for saving her life. he makes her hold and snuggle him and wear red lipstick and kiss his face and neck.

he also can’t hold back his undying love and lust for her plush body so he huffs and snarls at her cause he wants her to want him like that naturally. so what are you waiting for?

YES yesyesyesyesyes. This pleases me >:3 i am going to throw out a billion ideas BUT if you do write something? Please please PLEASE tag me, i wanna read it so bad 🥺

Woowee, this got out of hand tho sksksk like it started out cute and then got super duper dark so uhhhh ig this is closer to yandere Shigaraki than cute and sweet fanon Shigaraki sksksk my bad, i got carried away ✌😔 hope you still enjoy it tho :3

CW: chubby fem reader, yandere tendencies, stalking, manipulation, Shiggy dusting ppl, SO many red flags jesus christ pls dont date someone like this irl, not beta read bc im a gremlin

Oh GOD

UGH i just want Shiggy to be obsessed with me 😔

BUT I DIGRESS

Chubby chaser Shigaraki who saw you ONCE when he was walking around the city and immediately knew that he had to have you

So, like any lovesick man would, he stalked you and found out where you lived and he set up cameras when you were gone and he watches you in his free time bc he's so normal you guys he's just so normal and sweet seriously—

ANYWAYS he's content for a while just watching you from a distance, jerking off to footage of you changing or sleeping or showering

But there's this little voice in the back of his mind telling him that this isn't enough, that he should have his hands on your body instead of his cock, how your cunt should be milking him instead

He's able to ignore it for the most part, justifying that it was better this way bc there was no chance of him being rejected

But then he sees you masturbating on camera for the first time and good god your tits look so soft and squishy in your hands and your chubby pussy is so tempting and he keeps wondering how you would taste—

Ok so his resolve breaks sooner than he expected it to sksksk

So guess who's gonna kidnap you the next time you go to work?? ✌🤪

He's got it all worked out: you'll live with him and the league, he'll get you your own room and bathroom and he'll be able to lock it from the outside and come visit you whenever he likes

It isn't what he really wants (i.e. a real relationship), but it's better than jerking off to footage of you like a loser

He's fully prepared to dust your coworkers if he has to

Nothing is getting in the way of him and his precious soon to be but not really girlfriend

So he walks into your place of work, his hood over his head, prepared to sneak close to you and drag you away

But when he looks up, he sees someone holding you to their chest, holding a knife at your neck

And Shiggy sees RED

Wastes no time bolting over to the two of you, grabbing your captor and dusting him without a second thought

You're standing there shocked as Shigaraki is seething, appalled that anyone would touch his girlfriend

He turns to you, grabbing your wrist, prepared to pull you out of the building and back to his hideout where no one can find you

But when he looks at your face, he freezes in his tracks

Your eyes are sparkling, your mouth slightly ajar as you gaze up at him, amazed

"Th-thank you for saving me..."

Tomura is sure that he's died and gone to heaven when he sees that look on your face

He's so nervous when you start thanking him over and over and asking if he's a hero and saying that he was incredible yea let's just ignore that someone died, apparently it's ok bc he's a villain or whatever

He mumbles and stutters over his words, unsure what to say bc omg you're right in front of him and you're so much prettier up close and you smell so good and shit he can feel himself getting hard—

"C-Can I have your nu-number?" he blurts out, not even thinking before he spoke

You're clearly flustered and Tomura worries that he'll have to resort back to his original plan which he really doesn't wanna do bc he feels so blessed seeing how happy you're looking at him rn and he doesn't want to make you scared by kidnapping you now—

"S-Sure! Yeah, of course!"

Holy fuck, he could die happy right now

Nothing else matters: he got your phone number and his life is complete

The two of you start texting constantly

This is mainly on Shigaraki's end bc he has literally nothing else going on and you are the only thing that matters to him so of course he's gonna spend all his free time talking to you 🚩

His yandere tendencies really come through during this time

Like he's super obsessed with you and always asks where you are, where you're going, who you're with, etc

But you're so dokidoki bc he saved you that you don't think much of it sksksk

Like maybe he's just so attached to you bc he saved you and almost saw you die so it makes sense that he worries about you so much

Your relationship moves quickly and now he's spending time at your place more than he is at his own home

He's there when you come home and when you leave, following you around like a little puppy dog

He's not subtle about wanting affection, latching himself onto you the minute you walk through the door

He's always touching you (CAREFULLY!!!), his hands always pressed against you and his arms always wrapped around you

He acts all mean and tough, but he's really just a big baby

Cuddle him! Pet his hair! Let him lay on you or sit in his lap! Right! Now!!!!!! 😡

Now obviously he doesn't yell and stomp his foot until you give him attention, like he's not a five year old

No he just pouts until he gets his way sksksk

The. Biggest. Baby. 🙄

But it's kind of endearing, like he's so in love with you that he wants to be close to you all the time 🥺💕 🚩🚩

So you cuddle him whenever he pleases which tbh is all the time

He is sooooooo obsessed with your body

He thought his type was the thin, busty anime girls he grew up with, but you changed EVERYTHING

You are the softest, warmest, plushest person he could've ever met

He's always imagined how soft boobs were, but you're that soft everywhere and he—

He almost creams himself the first time you sit on his lap

You were nervous to do it but he hissed and snarled about how it's the least you could do for him since he saved your life and all 🚩🚩🚩

You still protest but he gets impatient and just pulls you onto his lap, holding you close, refusing to let you go

Once you calm down and relax, he's finally able to enjoy the softness of your body

You're so warm and plush and omg he can feel your chubby pussy through your clothes and it leaves him breathless

If you can feel how hard he is, you don't show it and he's grateful that you don't point it out; the last thing he needs is to feel humiliated in front of the girl he likes

He's so touchy feely from then on out

Think Tagami Yukiya from Pochamani

Like he's squeezing your upper arms and breathing heavy and gets a glint in his eye whenever he sees your chubby bits on display

He's super vocal with the LOV about his new girlfriend

"Hey guys I'm gonna head out to see my girlfriend, you know the girl who I get to kiss whenever I want, don't wait up"

But it isn't enough bc Shiggy is a gremlin and he wants everyone to know that he's got a girlfriend and he's cool and desirable

So he makes you put on lipstick/lipgloss and leave kisses all over him

He likes bright colors that contrast his pale skin and are more noticeable from a distance

"Hey, Shig, ya got somethin on your—"

"OH YOU MEAN THIS? tHIS KISS MARK FROM MY GIRLFRIEND, THE PRETTIEST SWEETEST GIRL IN THE WORLD? WHAT ABOUT IT??? ARE YOU JEALOUS???"

He's trying so hard to be a big tough alpha male like he's compensating so hard for all of his insecurities

Dabi ends up calling him out on it too and making him feel worse

"If your girl likes ya so much, why hasn't she let ya smash yet?"

Shiggy's face burns bright red and he huffs and leaves the room, grumbling about how stupid Dabi is

But his words are stuck in Tomura's head

Like of course he's thought about fucking you, obviously he would, but he wasn't sure how to initiate things without scaring you away

He already pushes your limits by being so brash and handsy, he doesn't want to ruin everything by trying to fuck you and going too far

But he's starting to get insecure that you don't actually like him bc yall haven't fucked yet

He's grumpier than usual, pouting even though he's cuddled up against your tummy like he always wants to be

"What's wrong, Tomie??"

He stays quiet for a bit but eventually asks if you actually like him

You ask where this is coming from and he admits that one of his "friends" said that if you really loved him then you would have sex with him, and Shiggy agrees with him 🚩🚩🚩🚩

You get all flustered and insist that you do love him

"Okay so if you love me then let's have sex" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 this man is just full of red flags huh??

Ok so now you're having sex sksksksk

He's awkward and clumsy but that doesn't stop him from fondling you like his life depends on it

You have to guide him a bit, showing him how to make you feel good

But once he gets the hang of it he gets very aggressive, doing everything he can to make you cum

Isn't too keen on eating you out at first but once he's between your legs he's a menace, like he's licking and sucking and slurping every inch of you as he pumps two fingers up into your g-spot

He's a little off but he's got the spirit and that's all that matters

He sounds like a fucking animal when he fucks you

He's growling as he eats your pussy and once he slips his cock into you he's panting and snarling and practically drooling as he ruts into you like a dog

He's determined to make you cum as many times as possible: it's physical confirmation that he's a good boyfriend and makes you happy

You'll probably only cum once before he cums inside you, but that doesnt mean he stops

No he keeps fucking you, overstimming you both as his hips snap into yours

He'll cum 3 times total and you'll cum 5/6 times

He almost passes out once he's done, falling on top of your body and burying himself in your chest

He falls asleep in your arms, mindlessly sucking your heavy tits as he sleeps

From then on out, everytime he visits you, he has to unload into you at least once

He's one possessive motherfucker and he's paranoid that anyone could try to steal you away from him

He has no concept of people not being attracted to chubby folk bc in his mind you're the most gorgeous woman on the planet and anyone would be blessed to even stand in your presence

So be prepared to be covered in dozens of bites and hickeys

He's not gentle about it either, fucking you hard from behind and biting your neck to the point of bleeding

He's so pussy drunk that he doesn't know how rough he's being; all he knows is that your body feels heavenly and he never wants to stop

He needs you to tell him that you love him several times a day

If you don't, he gets cranky and angry

It's cute at first bc awwww he likes you so much but let's be honest he's just manipulating you into doing what he wants

"If you really loved me, you would tell me all the time"

"If you love me so much, then show me"

Just really shitty behavior on his part bc his only experience with relationships is through media and toxic behavior is seen as normal in a lot of the shows/movies/games/etc that he consumes

Is he awful? Yes. BUT!!!! Butbutbut I do think that he could change if you taught him how healthy relationships should go

If he makes you feel like shit, you'll just have to call him out! Let him know that he can't say things like that to you or else you'll dump his ass

Threaten to break up with him enough times and he'll eventually learn, becoming nicer and softer with you

He's not a big angry gremling anymore, he's a small soft uwu baby who just wants to cuddle his chubby girlfriend every night

He'd be all needy and snuggle up to you on the couch, nosing your tummy and giving you big doe eyes

"Can we cuddle?"

Yes baby, of course we can cuddle 🥺💕

He's a real piece of work, but with enough love and patience he could become a wonderful boyfriend

[rosyvvoods]

I'm not usually the person to make and post headcanons but I was thinking about how the crew from Cold War all sleep so <3 I hope you enjoy HDJDGDJDH

Forgive the lack of a read more here I wanted to post this but am at work on mobile so I can't add one at the moment!!! I'll add one when I can ✌😔

Woods

Moves a lot in his sleep- any time he settles he’s either on his side or he’s a starfish across the entire bed 

Doesn’t cling in the middle of the night and while the man cherishes cuddling he doesn’t like to be so entangled that he and whoever is sleeping next to him can’t untangle easily

Good nights he sleeps like a log and needs a bit of gentle rousing to wake him up- bad nights he’s the lightest sleeper anyone has ever known and often wakes up to toss and turn rather than just shifting in his sleep

Doesn’t have dreams too often but when he does they’re either ridiculously vivid and he wakes up baffled and a little disoriented, or they’re nightmares unfortunately and he doesn’t usually fall back asleep after waking up from that; sometimes he’ll even just get up altogether and make some tea or coffee 

Warm as hell and often needs only a blanket or two and maybe a top sheet otherwise he sweats like no one’s business; that being said he’s the type to sleep with a fan on and layer up with ten blankets despite kicking them all off in the middle of the night

As mentioned before the man loves to cuddle and just resonates with any kind of soft intimacy that just having physical contact with a person can bring 

It doesn’t matter who is asleep with him, shape, size, whatever, he says either lay on top of me or let me lay on top of you with my head on your chest or in the crook of your neck 

He's like a cuddly cat. He will headbutt his sleeping partner affectionately, nestle his head against them, even just press his face against whatever part of their body he can access. Also beard scritchies, both giving him scritchies under his chin idly when he's waking up and him rubbing his beard against his partner.

Mason

Sleeps best curled up on his side with his back facing a wall or whoever he’s sleeping next to (as long as he trusts them completely) 

Ever since being brainwashed he has a massive issue with sleeping with his back to an open room or to someone he’s not close with- understandably so

Actually sleeps relatively well by the time of Cold War, he’s a lighter sleeper than Woods though so make a loud noise and he’s waking up 

Preference as far as spooning is like 60% little spoon 40% big spoon- Mason isn’t too too particular but again, sleeping with someone he loves and trusts and having them curl around his back makes him more comfortable most of the time

Doesn’t move much in his sleep unless he’s having nightmares, and then he kinda thrashes around (again, understandably so) but again by the time of Cold War his nightmares are fewer and further between though they still happen

Similar to Woods he likes the comfort of casual physical touch, but he DOES enjoy someone clinging to him or him clinging to someone else; arguably, the closer the better, as it’s all about the security of it 

Surprisingly talks a lot in his sleep, though it’s mostly mumbling and murmuring and soft hums as opposed to full length sentences or even just words 

Mason is also a space heater much like Woods but he doesn’t overheat as easily and he likes having a few blankets on top of him, though he lessens that number when someone sleeps with him because their body heat combined with his is usually enough, even if that person gets cold easily

Hudson

Sleeps flat on his back with his arms at his sides or wrapped around whoever may be sleeping next to him

Hudson is like a goddamn rock when he sleeps- he falls asleep easy, doesn’t move, and doesn’t wake up super easily 

That being said when he does wake up in the middle of the night he absolutely cannot fall back asleep, so he tends to get work done or gets up to do something productive with a cup of coffee- he also makes sure to make breakfast or get stuff ready for his sleeping partner/ s/o so their mornings are a little easier

Gets cold pretty easily so he likes to have whoever he’s sleeping with as close to him as possible and also bundles up like nobody’s business- he also wears socks to bed, I don’t make the rules, it’s genuinely just because he’ll freeze to death 

Likes the weight of someone in bed next to him/laying on top of him, and while he doesn’t need it to fall asleep it sure is a major bonus 

Hudson 100% talks in his sleep, but it’s never anything important that slips out, it’s mostly just gibberish that’s funny as hell; if anyone ever alerts him to this or says they remember what he said in the middle of the night he swears them to secrecy 

Adler

Can sleep in any position and it’s kind of annoying, though he’s the MOST comfortable lying on his stomach with his arms tucked under his pillow, usually one of his legs is bent (I know there’s a name for this sleeping position but I can’t think of it oops)

He doesn’t fall asleep easily, though, and it often takes him some time to get there; he’s learned to function on little to no sleep, because he’ll have trouble falling asleep and then he only sleeps for a few hours, and then he’ll wake up and lay in bed until he feels the need to get up and do something or start his day

This is different though when he’s sleeping with someone- he doesn’t always admit it but he sleeps longer and more soundly with someone next to him (Sims still thinks it’s because of everything that happened in Vietnam and Adler keeps more people at arm's length now, so he doesn’t often let anyone get that close to him; Adler denies this entirely, but Sims is right, and he misses that safe feeling of having a bunch of people around him) 

Doesn’t like to cuddle when falling asleep, but tends to cling a little once he’s out. Even if it’s just an arm around their waist or if it progresses into him being half on top of whoever he’s sleeping with, once asleep he’s attached; if that person doesn’t sleep well like that, however, he’s easy to push off and he’ll just nestle his face against their back rather than crowd them via holding them

Has a hard time getting motivated to get up in the morning despite literally everything else about him. He’s so driven 99% of the time but when it comes to actually getting out of the comfort of bed, ESPECIALLY when he’s got someone curled up with him, he’s very grouchy and grumpy and needs to get up on his own terms (which is often why he lays in bed for a while after waking up) 

He puts off a lot of body heat but he can’t seem to keep a lick of it for himself so whoever is sleeping next to him will be nice and toasty but Adler will 100% steal all of the blankets in the middle of the night because he’s so goddamn cold; this is made better by the proximity of his sleeping partner 

Park

Outright refuses to cuddle when falling asleep with someone. She doesn’t like the feeling of having someone all over her or confining her to a certain position/spot in the bed.

Tosses and turns a lot in her sleep but usually just moves in place, flipping over and lying on her stomach or her back if she fell asleep in the opposite position. 

She doesn’t get cold easily but she also doesn’t put out a lot of body heat, so RIP to whoever is sleeping next to her, because she’s often colder to the touch than most- she’s used to it, and her body simply keeps all of its heat internal 

Park can absolutely sleep in any position on any semi-comfortable thing; she doesn’t need a bed to sleep well, she can fall asleep in an office chair if she must and it again, really doesn’t bother her; these are the only times she’s pretty okay with someone else curling up with her, because she’s either curled up in their lap as they sit in a chair or the other way around 

Often sleeps all through the night/doesn’t wake up easily, unless she’s having a bad dream about the event that gave her her scar or someone wakes her purposefully 

Wears socks to bed despite not getting cold, she just doesn’t like being exposed if her feet slip out from under the sheets/blanket 

Tends to have to remake the bed in the morning because with all of her movement she often yanks all of the sheets and blankets out of place 

Sims

Isn’t partial to sleeping alone or with someone else, and neither really affect his sleep; someone sleeping with him will get held throughout the night, though, as he’s a bit clingy 

Used to sleep horribly before he started seeing his “shrink”/therapist, but since then has learned some ways to help him fall asleep and keep any dreams of the war away- they still happen every now and then but they’re increasingly rare

Early to bed, early to rise! He’s pretty well rounded as far as his sleeping habits go, but when he’s pulled on board during Cold War it throws a wrench in all of that, and Adler hears about it for weeks (as he should!) 

Sleeping partners really get the best of any kind of sleeping situation- Sims likes to sleep with one or two blankets and sheets, the fan on low or medium, and he’s pretty malleable as far as what he needs to sleep soundly so whoever is asleep beside him can sleep however they want

One of the ways that he’s learned helps him sleep soundly is actually using a sleeping mask, as it blocks out any additional light and helps him relax enough to get settled in properly 

In addition if someone’s sleeping with him they’ll be in for a treat, as Sims gets only the best sheets- they’re not too scratchy or woolen, and they’re not silken enough to be staticky, but they’re just a pleasure to sleep in and he changes his bed sheets every couple of days to ensure ease of rest 

Lazar

This man sleeps like a bear in hibernation and you cannot convince me otherwise 

He’s a human radiator, he almost always starfish-es across the bed, and he’s very prone to holding people he’s sleeping with close to him; good luck to his sleeping partners, however, because Lazar also has one hell of a grip (and he’s always apologetic if whoever he’s sleeping with has issues with being held that close) 

Lazar sleeps best with a TON of pillows, and he prefers a soft, cushiony bed to just about anything else in the world 

He also prefers said beds to be plush with blankets; despite putting out so much heat he doesn’t overheat easily and he really, truly just wants to be as comfortable as possible

When not in the perfect setting however he’s more prone to poorer sleep; he moves around more and has trouble staying asleep once he gets there, but he’ll also get up and make himself some tea and snack on something before heading back to bed- it usually helps! 

Lazar loves LOVES loves being cuddled up with someone, he adores any kind of physicality someone can bring to the table and he’ll admit one of his favorite things is waking up to his sleeping partner still asleep- he just finds it very sweet and heartwarming; his second favorite thing is waking up to seeing someone doing the same to him, and know that usually after this he pulls them on top of him and wraps them up in his arms (and is like “ok, back to bed” whether they have to get up or not SDHFSHDFS)

[permanentreverie]

i'm literally scrolling through netflix looking for men somehow i forget every man who's ever lived forgive me 😔✌

josh hutcherson circa thg

the guy that played jess in gilmore girls i can't remember his name

andy samburg

jason sudeikis

i'll find u more i promise

josh hutcherson:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

we stan short kings in this house!! I just think he's SO neat your honour ,, the honest loml

milo ventimiglia (jess from gilmore girls):

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

the absolute HOLD this man has one me … good for me for quitting this show when I realized they were never gonna do jess's character justice, he even made me look past that he has the same name as my sister lmao

andy samburg:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

am I physically attracted to this man? No, but I think he's Neat as an actor, and he has aged like fine wine

jason sudeikis:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

I can't stand him in that mustache but otherwise he looks like a middle suburban white dad that would be good at flipping burgers at the neighbourhood cookout, and I'm not one to turn down a good dilf

[gayfanficsanonymous]

Yo I know we said fudge sparkling water to hell but like specifically the brand "Clear American" sparkling water hits different. Forgive me ✌😔~🌌

nah fuck all sparkly water

shit tastes like water pop rocks and it sucks

[stsgooo]

bro i just realized we aren’t drifting buddies anymore plz forgive me

it's ok bro, it lives on in our memories 😔✌

[martin-phiri]

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[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

Would you be alright with making something for Aizawa seeing his s/o doubting herself because of her skin condition/marks? If you’d like it to be nsfw or suggestive, that’d work just fine for me 👀

I've been giving Nanami too much attention, i gotta give some love to my other husbands skkskssk

Ok so here's the deal

Aizawa doesn't understand why you would ever doubt yourself bc of your body

I mean, he's with you so he obviously likes you

He's not just gonna date someone that he doesn't want to be around

So seeing you get upset over the way your skin looks is honestly mind-boggling to him

Like?? Why do you dislike how you look? You're pretty, you're beautiful, why do you dislike parts of yourself?

Tbh Aizawa thinks it's illogical to dislike how you look and to doubt yourself when he clearly adores how you look

But if you need reassurance, he will gladly give it to you 💕

Get ready for literal hours of body worship ✌😜

He's gonna kiss every inch of skin that you're insecure about

He doesn't care if you hate it, if you push on him or try to squirm away: he's determined to love on every square inch of you

He'll mumble out praises, telling you how beautiful he finds you, how he loves your body and how you look

He's not that good at this kind of stuff, but he's trying his best and he hopes that shows

He may or may not rail you within an inch of your life

You can't think about how you don't like your body if you can't think at all 🤷‍♀️

And by the end of it, you'll have dozens of new marks on your skin that he can also admire 💕

[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

Ok but ur post about chubby chaser!Ukai Keishin is so valid bestie

Like he's a creep with it too. Always wanting to hold the chub and trying to climb into your skin (like yo chill). He pulls all the stops to just get a taste. And you know he eats it like heon have no home trainin

BABY I'M SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG FOR ME TO GET TO!! My brain has been all over the place ever since my coworker quit and I've been taking on more hours ✌😔 I got way too carried away with this, forgive me sksksk

CW: chubby fem reader, smut, not beta read bc i'm a monster sksksk

Keishin is a goddamn menace when it comes to chubby gals

And it's like?? A shock? Like nobody expects this former athlete star to turn into a fucking dog whenever a curvy girl shows up

Lemme back up a bit and explain sksksk

Keishin was fairly popular in high school and college, especially after the dyed hair and piercings

He was always seen as a cool, chill dude, and he ended up being confessed to a fair amount of times

He was able to date everyone he was interested in, and he was pretty content for a while

Until he saw a curvy girl for the first time

So Japan isn't really known for it's chubby population

It's just not as common, yk?

Bc of this, Keishin didn't really interact with chubby women his age

Most overweight ppl were older and reminded him of his parents, so he was never attracted to them

I imagine the first time he sees a chubby woman is when he's on a date with a random girl

They went to an arcade and the two of them were having a good time

Keishin went off to get some more coins and stopped dead in his tracks when he saw a gorgeous curvy woman leaning over a pinball machine, wearing tight jeans and a crop top

He could see everything, every curve, every roll, every bit of pudge squishing against her clothes, threatening to burst

She wasn't alone; she was with some other girls who were cheering her on, so he didn't really have a chance to approach her, but the image of her body was ingrained in his brain

He didn't realize he was staring until he felt drool run down his chin jesus fucking christ dude get a napkin good lord

He didn't go on a second date with the girl he was with; he knew he would never be able to go back to the average skinny girls he had dated in the past

OK BUT LISTEN, HE WENT HOME RIGHT AFTER THE DATE AND LOOKED UP PORN WITH CHUBBY BEAUTIES AND JERKED OFF LIKE 3 TIMES

He is straight up obsessed from that day forward

And the chubby chaser is born sksksksk

Problem now is that he's attracted to a body type that not many ppl have

So he suffers for a while

He meets chubby reader later on and is whipped from the moment he sees them

He's willing to do anything, i mean anything, to get with you

You're an absolute goddess in his eyes and he's ready to worship at your temple aodjkajdls

ANYWAYS

Yk how Keishin seems cool and ppl headcanon him as being "daddy" material and being super smooth and sexy and blah blah blah

Ok well they're wrong sksksk

Keishin is a dweeb and cant flirt even if his life depended on it

He's a big nerd deep down and is not smooth in any way when he's around his crush

So get ready to watch him blush and stutter and stumble and fuck up bc he's so focused on you that he can't do anything right while you're around

He'll drop boxes, fall out of his chair when he tries to lean back, his hand will slip off the counter and he'll fall

He's just so down bad that he's a mess

You've only seen him like this so u assume that's how he always is and don't notice the weird behavior

But his friends do 👀

Enter wingmen Takinoue and Shimida

They have a much easier time talking to you while Ukai's over here about to throw up bc you're wearing a goddamn sundress and he can't take it

They get to know you and the three of you become good acquaintances Keishin feels so left out and he's so distraught yall skskks

The two of them think you and Keishin would make a great couple, so they essentially set yall up sksksk

They ask a bunch of questions beforehand (what kind of guy are you into, what are your fav hobbies, are you interested in dating someone, etc)

Tbh you're wondering if they're trying to have some kind of poly relationship with you bc they just won't leave the topic of dating alone

But then one day you walk into Ukai's store and the two of them are there, basically arguing with Keishin

Takinoue: "Y/N! See, she's here, so let's ask her—"

Keishin: "Wait, don't—"

Shimida: "Hey, Y/N, what do you think of Kei? Be honest: would you go out with him?"

K: "Stop—"

T: "We know he's a total dweeb, but he's pretty cool, right?"

K: "Please—"

S: "He's got a stable job, he takes care of his parents, he's great with kids."

K: "Don't—"

T: "Plus he's been crushing on—"

Ukai hits Takinoue in the back of the head before he can finish, making the second man yell

T: "Dude, what the hell?!"

K: "Just shut up already!"

Poor dumb Kei is as red as a tomato 🥺💕

He's such a cutie pie when he acts like this and you just can't help yourself

"Yes... i would go out with him 👉👈"

T: 😯

S: 😯

K: 😳 "...Really? 🥺"

Omg he's so cute jesus christ

Timeskip: yall go on a date (it's literally so cute, yall went to a movie and ate dinner at a little foodstand and walked around and talked after and you gave him a lil kiss on the cheek and he got this big goofy dumbass grin and he was all blushy and AAAAAAAAAA JUST WANNA MARRY HIM) and soon enough you make it official and start dating 😊💕

Honestly such a sweet boyfriend 🥺💕

He works a lot, but he does his best to spend weekend evenings with you, just hanging out and watching movies and cuddling up on the couch

He'll always bring you your favorite snacks from his shop

You always tell him that he doesn't have to, but he insists

I mean, you're his girlfriend! He's gonna take care of you 🙄

He's such a simp tbh

You could be slouched on the couch in sweatpants and a t-shirt eating chips and he's all "💕💕💕 my queen 💕💕💕"

You're literally the prettiest woman he's ever seen and that's never gonna change

He's alsooooo super obsessed with your curvy body 🥴

Better clear your schedule bc he's gonna spend as much of his possible freetime manhandling your chubbiness

He was very respectful of your boundaries in the beginning, and once he got consent he was ALL OVER YOU

And he still is skskks

He is so obsessed with your ass good lord

Rubbing it, squeezing it, smacking it, biting it

Hell, he'll use it as a pillow if he's in the mood

It doesn't matter how big it is: he wants it in his hands asap

Next favorite place is your tits

They are just so soft and squishy and just looking at them gets him hard

He likes all the stretch marks on them 💕

Traces over them before he takes your nipple in his mouth, moaning while he sucks it

Begged you to let him titty-fuck and he was overjoyed when you allowed it

Thrusting between those pretty titties before cumming all over your cute round face?

There's nothin better

Well... maybe one thing

The part of your body he loves the most is definitely your pussy (obviously)

He will BEG you to sit on his face, like he NEEDS it!!

"he eats it like heon have no home trainin" SHUT UP ALSGAKSFJKSDFJ ISTFG I'M SCREAMINGGGGGG, THAT'S LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER READ, NOTHING WILL TOP IT

No no no, but you said it perfectly

*insert "do you eat pussy like that" meme here*

Im talkin slobberin, slurpin, suckin, moanin like a goddamn WHORE while he eats the kitty

He's always loved eating ppl out, but everyone else's is like chopped liver compared to the beef wellington that is your chubby pussy aldhaldjls

He legit DEVOURS you any chance he gets, like he practically unhinges his jaw and engulfs your pussy

He'll hold you down for an hour, getting drunk off of the taste of you, turning to putty in between your legs

LORD AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON WHEN HE FUCKS YOU—

Mans can never hold back his moans when he slips into you, like he gets so loud to the point where the neighbors hafta hit your wall to warn ya to quiet down

Keishin cant help it tho!! Your pussy is so plump and soft and his dick throbs every time he catches a glimpse of your pussy lips dragging against his cock

You make him so hot and he can't help but thrust into you like a fucking virgin during his first time

Keishin literally worships his chubby girlfriend, treating them like the queen they are and doing everything they ask

You want him to be rough? He'll do it without question. You want him to beg?? He's already on his knees. Want him tied up in the corner while you fuck his friends? I mean, he'll be dying on the inside the whole time but if that's what you really want—

I think you get the point sksksk

Keishin is so over the moon in love with you that he's willing to work three jobs the rest of his life to support you

He'll work 4am to 11pm every single day if it means you're happy

Tbh he's such a simp sksksk like he acts like he doesn't care but the minute you call he's like "what's up babe? How way your day? Need anything? Want me to pick up dinner?" LIKE SKDHLAJDKS JUST SHAMELESS

Idk yall, i just think Keishin loves chubby girls and would treat them the way they deserve to be treated 🤷‍♀️