#fork anon🍴

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Wait what are YOUR tmf shiso ships*

OKYA OKYA!!!! MY TKOP SHISP IN NO PARTICIULAR ORDER:

HIALIA HAILIA !!!!!!!! tjhey r litearlly the sapphics evner likw btoh of their firist breakups (WTIH EACH OTJHER NONEHTELESS) werje disasstrous thjeyre soo lesbains .., id givw an arm anmd a leg jsut 2 se e thjem go thru Heallting it hikn it woudl be so intereesiting n compley n jsut so good i cannkt fukcing WAIT

lia n zoey !!!!! tjhe toxic yuri ever . no redemptiokn for them they r goign in the Pit . actaullyh havw soem thoguhts ab them but i cmnat rember

henraim as an utlimate combinantion kf the Sillies . idiots 2 lvoers . deifnitley woukd sya bro romanticlaly

.,.. drake . bujt nkt likw one-sided drakw mroe like thjey Definitiely have Somethign there but thehyre too fuckkjed uo 2 do anything ab it . cue thje Yearnign . narrativelyl-doomed star-crossed lovers (extermely codependennt n need 3o2423947820 therappy session s a week)

JEAN (is thajt the name ,,..) i jsut thoguht the scenes we hjad kf themw ere so sweet !!!!!!! likw sharinh headphones .,.. gkod jsut kiss already

dadie ü!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dokmt hv 2 many thoguhts but ur soosososososo rivht ab them . thjeyre literlaly sun x moon balkc cat x golden reteriever etc etc i jstu think theyre neat !!!!!

thjats It . IKIK IM THJE WORKST MULTISHUPPER EVWR I JUST . NO EXCUSE ACTAULYL IM SJTU LIKW THIS

[missazura]

PALE KING ANON HERE PLEASE LET ME EXPLAIN. okay i have no good explanation it's just my unfortunate attachment to terrible yet extremely nuanced powerful leader type of character who is also extremely tragic (SOUND FAMILLIAR) but azura there is LORE. also the entire game's events are caused by a child loving his father therefore making him not completely hollow which basically caused the ruin of a civilization???? these bugs are fucked up

-🍴pale king anon (the emoji is because he looks like a fork. like seriously he is basically a fork in a robe)

HFJDSKG no no i understand, someone else explained the lore to me and i was like. HUH

shoutout to us who wants extremely powerful father figures who are also fucked up beyond repair u_u

[nishihiroto]

Ah thank you both!!!! . 🍴🍴 FORKS!!!

of course!!! hope ur having the best day anon 💖

i have named ox tumblr forkblr so i hope everyone is ready

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What even is life anymore

i wish i knenw buddy (whjat the fuck)

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woag new url !? nice

also should i watch great pretender or whatever it is what is it about

hi !!!!! rhe new url us just so i cna hide from an irl lmao (<- cannot lwt the turth ab how ill i am ab makoto edamura breacg the containments of my blog)

ALSO . UES U SHOUDL ABSILUTELYL WATCH GREAT PRETEDNER . ITS AN ANIMME AVAIL KN NETFLIX ADN UTS BASJCALLY A GRP OF CON ARTISTS GOIG AROUDN THE WORLSD AND SCAMMING PEOPLE (IE . BE GAY DO CRIMW . THERES A CANKN BI CHARAHCTER TOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) THEH ART STYLE IS SOSOSOOSOSO BEAUTIFUL ADN IF U DO OLAN ON WATCHGIN IT ILL GIVW U SOME TWS 2 WATCG OUT FOR

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OKK :33 So first we've got ...

"Jebem li ti sunce žarko" !! Meaning (most literal translation I could come up w): "fuck your vibrant sun" (??)

I already told you about "jebem ti mater" which literally means "fuck your mom/I'm fhcming your mom" ,..

seems like a lot of Serbian insults have to do with fucking stuff ?? 😭😭 But sometimes they are the most random stuff (like the sun example given above.) idfk

Sometimes I forget that these phrases are actually like. Used as insults so I sometimes deeply offend ppl w these phrases bc i was being silly. oops.

GAH IM ALIJCVE HELLO . SOERRY IVE BHEEN ON VACATUON SO !!!!

i lvoe the firsr oen bc like . fuck ur virbant usun . imagien soemone cursinh ur one souruce of life etc etc . devastatihgn

i alslo appreaciate the classic 'fucj ur mom' btw i thinbk it coudl be a universal languagje thing . we might nkt habe finsihed babel bjt we coudl destroy ut with this

i avctually rlly wanmt to knwo where fuck urvirbant sun comes fkrm . savw me etymology ..,,. save me

AJHDHJ I CNAT . SOTP LAUGHHINGW HILE IMAGINGING THIS LIKW . JSUT IMAGIEN GOIGN AB UR DAY N U HEAR 'im fuckgin ur mother :33' . IM SORRYR ITS SO FUNYN TO ME

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Opinions on these forks, forklord?

whajt in the actual geniunne living Fuck

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for the "why do I follow you" chart thingy. I was gonna do it but you fit all the colors there,

DHJFSJHSK IM HONOORED . UR ALLKF THJEM 2 ME TOO BUT ESP LIGHR BLUE N TEAL 🫵

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ok but regarding the deragatory fruit one,... fruit is actually listed as an insult in like some Wikipedia articles for hemosesuaks.

LMFAOO I KNWO ,.,. ACTUALLYH I M IN A SEFRVER INSPOIRED BY THJS ITS DEFNITESLY . SOMETHIGN

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fruit (deragatory) 💀💀💀💀💀💀

DSJHDJHDJD ,..,....MW WHJEN THE PINEAPOPLE APPLE PEN VIDOEO

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reverse trick or treating when I walk into your house and forcibly give you my candy

SOTP I CMNAT .,... THE CHEESE CAJKE (LITERLALY) . THE DUOLOIGNO . FUICKGIN TRUPM BIDIEN . IM FUCKGIN CACKLIGN I CNMAT

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trick or music fucking treat

U . U . I TUHNK UD LIKW THJE OCCASIONAL KIT KAJT . MAYBE EVM A SNICKRES (<- COMPLICMNET) HHERES MY FAVOUIRITE KIT KTA FLAVOUR N A DOUBLLE SNICKEKJRS (WHCJH ARW ABKT OF A SCAM BUT UR GETTIGN UT FOR FREEA NYWAYS )

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sleepy AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA haha xheesebprger

KJHDSJK GALD IM TJHE . SCREAMIGN N SLEEPNBY PERSON 2 U <333 URI RADIATION N AAAAÂAAAAA A 2 ME

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"jebem ti mater" (im fucking your mom) is a common way to express anger in Serbian (I think it might just be my dad idk)

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操你妈 (ltierally transllaltes 2 fucjk ur mom bjt is coloser 2 fuck u . heart emoji)

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Wait that sounds so random out of context I was referring to your most recent reblogged posts atm

AJHSHJSSH DWW I GUEUSSED SO 😭 THOGUH CHEKDING MY NOTIFS W/0 CONTENXT TDY WAS VERJY ENTENRTAINIGN

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. methinks henry. dunno why.

IM HONOUURED O7777 TOGHJTER WE ARW . THE HJENMRY GANG . PULGLIN UO W OUR CABBABGE JUICE N ATROICIOUS CHERNOBLY LEVLLS OF RADIOACTIIVE GREME HAIR