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#fourthly for running a vigilante club that I’m pretty sure was canonically illegal
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dumbledore is a silly little old man who should be in jail
#first and foremost for literally killing his 14 year old sister
#(yes yes maybe he didn’t do it yadda yadda I don’t care)
#secondly for hiring hagrid as a care of magical creatures teacher when that man didn’t even do his magic gcses!!
#he got expelled in third year which means he only finished up to second year. his knowledge only goes up to the equivalent of a magic year 8
#that is definitely illegal like it has to be hagrid has absolutely no qualifications to speak of and I don’t care that he’s a lovely man
#thirdly for beating up magical law enforcement in harry’s fifth year and also technically the prime minister
#like r u serious that is so illegal
#fourthly for running a vigilante club that I’m pretty sure was canonically illegal
#and everyone knew he ran it as well like sure they did great things in both wars but it’s still fucking illegal
#fifth for letting moody (crouch) use unforgivables in class and on students.
#like I can’t believe they were like ‘u can never use these spells bc u go straight to azkaban’
#but then immediately turn around and use them on 14 year olds for a class demonstration
#like that is sooooo illegal they’re literally minors
#and dumbledore I’m pretty sure is overall responsible for that shit so
#sixthky for taking harry to a fun little excursion to a glowy magical cave of death
#they literally need parental permission to go to fucking hogsmeade a wizards only village which is literally built around the school
#like it is definitely illegal to be taking him on a trip anywhere let alone a life threatening one to a glowy death cave
#seventhly for being chief warlock of wizengamot or sm like that and headmaster of hogwarts and a bunch of other important official roles
#like. that should be illegal even if it wasn’t bc no one man should hold that much power bro r u serious
#albus dumbledore
#this is not against dumbledore this is against jkr and everything she stands
#this specifically points out her inability to use her brain and think past plot holes ever
#anti jkr
#hp
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