#fr i struggled so bad with that hand 😭😭 it was painful

[jiatiful]

finally a taehyung drawing i like !!! we're soooo back

[bootyquaker9000]

Future! Rise! Leo N$FW headcanons

ROTTMNT

🔞‼️N$FW

For everyone who is feral and down horrendous for this man😭 not proofread btw

- breeding kink 🤭 not even in like a he wants to get you pregnant way (he might tho), I think cumming inside you is his way of claiming you yk yk (and ofc respects if you don’t want him to)

- the moment you beg or ask him to cum inside you, he is. so fucking much. buckets. OMG he would pass out if you ever told him you love his cum

- size kink??? 🤭 perchance

- brat tamer but still gentle he doesn’t want to hurt you

- He HATES condoms. Honestly might not even own any. I can imagine that mutant genes are pretty weird so like idk if he can impregnate you anyways (and obviously if you don’t have a uterus you don’t have have to worry about that anyways)

- Switch. He can play both dominant and submissive roles perfectly, but prefers to be top

- but if his partner is on top he’s such a brat

- LOVES vibrators. Could and does use them on you for hours (inside you, on your clit/tip, on your nips)

- ^ and hey, if you wanna use one on him he’s not gonna complain at all

- ^along with that, this man WILL overstimulate you until you’re crying and begging your whimpers just make him so hard

- wouldn’t really be into is degradation or humiliation. he only wants to give praise and be praised. Would only degrade his partner if they REALLY wanted him to but after he feels really bad and lowkey embarrassed

- It turns him on so much and he could genuinely cum just from hearing his partner moan (or scream 🫣) his name

- very open minded to trying different and new things in bed

- He’s so fucking loud 😭 grunting, groaning, moaning (+ whimpering if he’s bottom)

- ^ he’s always loud, but he’s SO much louder when his partner is on top. especially when he’s getting head

- BIG INTO ORAL giving and receiving. will tell you how good you taste.

- FACE SITTING. After a long day of training and working all he wants is to come home and have you sit on his face.

- has THE dirtiest mouth 😭 praising tf out of you, telling you how tight you are, how good you feel, how hard you make him, etc.

- but he can also be rlly sweet w/ it too if he feels like. ex.: telling you how beautiful you look when you cum for him

- he is a FREAK in the freakiest way

- definitely at LEAST above average in terms of size

- steals your underwear

- god he is such a fucking tease 😭 loves to edge you until you’re practically in tears begging him to let you cum. he just wants to watch you squirm

- tying you up

- ^ will tie your hands behind your back with his mask while he’s hitting it from the back

- “I missed you so much” whispered to you as he slides it in after not seeing each other for a while

- UGH CALL HIM ‘SIR’ and he’s gonna bust right there

- riding his thigh 🤭

- ^ honestly just riding him in general drives him crazy

- Isn’t into slapping or any kind of pain really with the exception of you ass. it doesn’t matter if you got a fat ass or not he’s smacking that shit. leaving handprints on it fr

- He will fuck you in public with absolutely no shame even if you get caught

- ^ he could dick you down in the middle of Pizza Hut and be unfazed

- Quickies 🤭

- Really into roleplay

- He’s rough in bed but makes sure he’s not hurting you

- Holds your hand 🤭

- His heat/mating season is ROUGH. Both metaphorically and literally

- Cockwarming fan!!! specifically with you in his lap or while spooning

- MELTS if you tell him how good it feels, when you beg for more, really any kind of praise at all

- An ass guy all the way, but (if you have them) he also loves your tits

- loves watching you struggle and tells you how well you’re doing

- REALLY, really good aftercare

Things he would say in bed:

“You can take it.”

“For me?”

“That’s it…”

“Such a good girl/boy.”

“You’re doing so well…just a little bit more.”

“Hm? Use your words, baby.”

“Look at you…Poor thing. So needy.”

“Yeah, you like that? Bet you wanna cum so bad, huh?”

“I know you need it…just hold on a little bit longer.”

"That's right, baby. Just enjoy my cock."

"Too much? You love it, don't you?"

"You're mine, aren't you?"

“Stay just like that, beautiful.”

"You make me so hard just by being near you."

"You did so well, baby.”

“You feel so good.”

“Feel how much I love you?”

“Feel how much I need you?”

“Fuck, I’m gonna cum so hard for you.”

[sunshinepixels]

EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THE TEEN WOLF MOVIE

bc I hate it more than I've ever hated anything in my life 😭

Allison is back from the dead and somehow stays alive by the end of the movie as if that's not unnatural af !!! Like she's a human? how is that a thing? why did they do this? I love Allison, I really do but her coming back to life and not being laid back to rest by the end of the movie was so psycho and bizarre. Idk why they made that choice but I hated it

Derek apparently had a child 15 years ago and Allison died 15 years ago so somehow he had a child in season 3? When? When would he have time to do that? He was literally with Jennifer that season 🤨 so when did he make this kid who he seemed to have always been in the life of ? the math isn't mathing. ik teen wolf math sometimes doesn't make sense but I excused it bc I like the show but since I hate this fucking movie I will not excuse it. Jeff Davis tell me how the fuck Derek somehow had a kid in season 3!?

Who is the mother of Derek's child? (We all know that Stiles is the other parent) but fr why is she not mentioned at fucking all??? like it felt so unnatural, like they were specifically talking around it or some shit. I swear Eli never even says the word mom once!! how? why do they act like she doesn't exist? at this point I'm gonna assume Derek made this child asexually through budding or some shit cus wtf

IK Dylan O didn't want to be in the movie but they didn't have to do everything in their power to pretend Stiles didn't exist. The only references to him were the Jeep and Lydia's dumb dream. It made it seem like Stiles doesn't keep up with them anymore and that they don't keep up with him, and that's including his fucking dad. It's so unnatural and ew. I'm also very sad that Kira wasn't here but ik why Arden didn't want to do it. Fuck Jeff tbh. Kira was barely mentioned also, I don't think they EVER said anything about her at all. It's giving Jeff is bitter or smth.

This movie dragged so bad, it was boring as shit and I struggled to get to the 2 hour mark. It was actually painful for me to watch . I wanted to skip through every scene basically, trying to get to SOMETHING interesting, but it was rare that anything like that was going on

Some of the style choices were weird. The clothes they had Deaton in weren't right, it didn't feel like something he'd wear at all. Also so weird to see Chris in a turtleneck, idk if he's worn one before but it looked weird. Peter ate though, I have to give them that.

WHY WOULD MASON BE A FUCKING COP? What about him screams cop? 😐 He should be working with Melissa at the hospital or doing LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE.

Parrish and Malia 😐 disgusting. He knew her as a teen!!! like hello?? that's weird af! I already hated him and Lydia, bc why is he going after a freshly turned 18 y/o and I was hoping that the writers would know better by now then to do this weird shit but obviously they didn't

What exactly was Harris back for? He barely explained what happened to him or what he knew? It was dumb. If they left him out, I don't think it would've impacted the movie or what we know about Harris at all. Also, I don't remember if they explained but why was he alive anyway?

Abolish Eichen House

Some of the sets were very ugg and didn't feel like teen wolf at all

Peter sniffing the ground like a dog ☠️☠️☠️ SO UGLY 😭 but so hilarious, best scene hands down

Curse count: 9 Shits and 2 Motherfuckers (both from Chris which is funny asf)

The movie was not fun, it didn't have the fun vibes of the original show, all the jokes were meh and didn't live up to the source material.

who tf is Eli's mom 😐 I'm serious

why did former best friends Mason and Liam barely say one word to each other 😐😐😐😐 idc if they had no time, they should've been hugging and crying in the background or some shit

Why did they decide to make Derek burn???? LIKE HUH??? That was sick ! The worse possible death they could've given him! Like that's TRAUMATIC!!! Like were we meant to think this was poetic or smth?? cus I don't. I just think it's sick and weird. Not only that but they made him leave his kid. at this point why'd they even give him a kid just to kill him off. it also kind of felt like they exchanged a dead person for an alive person

the way Liam and Hikari pronounced I love you in Japanese was so bad. im not a language expert but that didn't sound right at all. truly horrendous, get a language coach on set or smth cus that ain't it

them having Allison come back and go back to dating Scott felt very character regressiony for him. like ik he loved allison but so what? you don't need to always end up with your first love. he literally was able to move past her death and get in other relationships. it didn't feel like he was holding a torch for her, it felt like he was able to get past it but now it doesn't. idk it's weird

seeing clips from the tv show made me wanna take the shit off my screen and put on the real show

and lastly this movie didn't need to exist and is not canon in my head

[baekhvuns]

AAAAAAA THAT TRAILER IS LIKE A KDRAMA HOLY SHITTTTT KQ CAME IN WITH THE BUDGET!!!! I hope the MV will have a similar vibe PLS PLS PLS can't believe we started with some pirate boys at a desert and now we're here?!??! Also KQ hire us to be your extras 🤗🤗🤗 and THAT'S SEONGHWA IN THAT PHOTO RIGHT? WHAT'S GOING OOOOON. And remember when he??? God damn how can I join this rebellion I'll do whatever he wants!

Did you see SEONGHWA SAID HE'D LIKE TO TRY DARK BLUE HAIR PLEASE I'VE BEEN BEGGING FOR SO LONG 😭

I'll keep you updated on my quest of becoming the ruler of insects, perhaps I'll cast a spell or two

True me and Seonghwa cowards unite <333 I'm not usually scared by things easily, but thunder makes me really uncomfortable so yeah your scenario seems very likely djhshsnshahsja

Please that San fic now I'm sad I never got to read it 🤧

Yeah actually we made sure to have our little cards ahahhaha, much easier than writing shit by hand I only do that while selling/trading. I wish normal people could snatch the calls, but I have a feeling some Korean fans have their spots guaranteed it's my conspiracy theory 👁👄👁

I do have to warn you though my joints are in bad condition, so you'll experience some pain and cracking 🥴 currently my knees are killing me . Oh noooo I wanted to ask if you got the c-word ://// a parent wants to take you down???

No Baek calm down I'm still faithful to Seonghwa's fics, but Mingi has been serving so many looks like seriously silver mullet, dark blue hair, now the streaks I'm not immune to good hair.

I think it makes sense they fit the theme so Sunmi can be comfortable I couldn't imagine her imitating Jessi, lmaooo. Knowing how open she's been about her mental health and other struggles maybe they'll discuss those sort of things, it's important of course though I would rather live laugh love than be emo 💔 But if I get a Seonghwa x Sunmi duo or at least Seonghwa embarrassing himself in front of her I'm in!

Seonghwa as the main lead in 10 Things I Hate About You woah woah you planted a seed in my brain....... I love Maid Sama and I was rewatching it a few months ago, because she's one of my fave anime protagonists I love a lady who can kick ass and Takumi was a brat and a simp at the same time LOVE TO SEE THAT

Let me spread swimmer Hwa agenda now, I can't swim well so hehe maybe he could teach me 😌 or maybeeee it's cause he's a 🧜‍♂️ Free! AU with Ateez?! I- I'm gonna forgive him cause he's pretty and cute BUT 😬

The clips from San's birthday live wtf Jongho wore the shoes Hwa bought for San??? Also why are people shocked at Hwa eating raw 🍅 (though he said he disliked them before hmmm), but never bat an eye at all the nasty meat they consume 😭 I'm not even a big raw tomato lover myself but I love a man who can eat his veggies like a normal person ❤

Also for you habibi enthusiast

I'm free from my period and about to read tenelkadjo's Blue Hawaii and fuckboy Hwa fic when it drops though I'm scared 🙈 - DV 💖

hi hello!!!

AAAAAAA THAT TRAILER IS LIKE A KDRAMA HOLY SHITTTTT KQ CAME IN WITH THE BUDGET!!!! I hope the MV will have a similar vibe PLS PLS PLS can't believe we started with some pirate boys at a desert and now we're here?!??! Also KQ hire us to be your extras 🤗🤗🤗 and THAT'S SEONGHWA IN THAT PHOTO RIGHT? WHAT'S GOING OOOOON. And remember when he??? God damn how can I join this rebellion I'll do whatever he wants!

BRO FR A WHOLE MOVIE???? THE CINEMATOGRAPHY??? THE DETAILS???? DYSTOPIAN AU COMING TO LIFE !!! THE BUDGET FRR SO HIGH HYPES UP THE MV CANT WAIT LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭 from pirates to rich gloomy teenagers ready to overthrow 🔫 fORGET SEONGHWA FOR ONE SECOND LOOK AT YUNHO HANDS YANDS YANDS

Did you see SEONGHWA SAID HE'D LIKE TO TRY DARK BLUE HAIR PLEASE I'VE BEEN BEGGING FOR SO LONG 😭

I DID BESTIE I WAS GONNA PUT THE PICTURE ON THE LAST ASK BUT IT WOULDNT LET ME FBEKD BUT DARK HAIR HWA BUT IF HE GREW IT OUT 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

I'll keep you updated on my quest of becoming the ruler of insects, perhaps I'll cast a spell or two

absolutely, pls purchase a crown to feel the whole vibe <3 send pics w/ ur army

True me and Seonghwa cowards unite <333 I'm not usually scared by things easily, but thunder makes me really uncomfortable so yeah your scenario seems very likely djhshsnshahsjs

LMFAOOOO COWARDS UNITE 😭😭😭 i will film the cowards getting scared absolutely <3 JDJWKD I JUST IMAGINE THE AGGRESSIVE COMFORTING THINGS YOUD SAY WHILE TRYING NOT TO FLINCH

Please that San fic now I'm sad I never got to read it 🤧 Yeah actually we made sure to have our little cards ahahhaha, much easier than writing shit by hand I only do that while selling/trading. I wish normal people could snatch the calls, but I have a feeling some Korean fans have their spots guaranteed it's my conspiracy theory 👁👄👁

i wish that author fr comes back tbh 😭😭 so good 😭😭 OOOOOOOO the selling trading seems so fun excluding the shipping $$$ BESTIE I BET ITS THE SAME PPL TOO AGAIN 😭😭🤚🏼 unpopular opinion but those big accs get chosen for fansigns again and again until they aren’t chosen ONCE 😭😭

I do have to warn you though my joints are in bad condition, so you'll experience some pain and cracking 🥴 currently my knees are killing me . Oh noooo I wanted to ask if you got the c-word ://// a parent wants to take you down???

LMFAOOOO 😭😭 its okay bff me too when u stand up too soon and the knee cracks 📉📈📉📈📉📈 aND THE BACK PROBLEMS???? 😭😭😭 fhskdh i did get the c word,, it was flu @ first and then this (tho mostly just flu symptoms) ,, i don’t get sick easily but when i do itS FOR A WHILE 😭😭 nose running and itchy 😭😭🤚🏼 my dad went out to his friends (one of them’s daughter had rona but told no one and came either way) and then he cane back and boom everyone has it <3 😭😭😭😭 and i have to skip school 😭😭

No Baek calm down I'm still faithful to Seonghwa's fics, but Mingi has been serving so many looks like seriously silver mullet, dark blue hair, now the streaks I'm not immune to good hair.

hehe

MINGI IN A BAD BOY AU???? AYO??? AYO????

I think it makes sense they fit the theme so Sunmi can be comfortable I couldn't imagine her imitating Jessi, lmaooo. Knowing how open she's been about her mental health and other struggles maybe they'll discuss those sort of things, it's important of course though I would rather live laugh love than be emo 💔 But if I get a Seonghwa x Sunmi duo or at least Seonghwa embarrassing himself in front of her I'm in!

no yeha pls not imitating jessi 😭😭 that would also be problematic dbdbdb fOR THOSE TOPICS it def seems like a good show! more deeper and touching topic’s hopefully it’s comforting and not just straight awkward 😭😭 BDWNBDKW LIVE LAUGH 😭😭 YES ABSOLUTELY HE BETTER EMBARRASS HIMSELF WE ALL ARE IN !!!!

Seonghwa as the main lead in 10 Things I Hate About You woah woah you planted a seed in my brain....... I love Maid Sama and I was rewatching it a few months ago, because she's one of my fave anime protagonists I love a lady who can kick ass and Takumi was a brat and a simp at the same time LOVE TO SEE THAT

woah woah now let me plant another seed, mingi as heath in 10 things i hate abt u <33 hehe FBWMBDWKDHWK OKAY BC USUI IS SO MF FINEEEE 😭😭😭😭 ABSOLUTELY ABSOLUTELY LOVE MISAS CHARACTER,,, a brat and a simp huh sounds very familiar to a man named park seonghwa bdandbns ☺️☺️

Let me spread swimmer Hwa agenda now, I can't swim well so hehe maybe he could teach me 😌 or maybeeee it's cause he's a 🧜‍♂️ Free! AU with Ateez?! I- I'm gonna forgive him cause he's pretty and cute BUT 😬

seonghwa swimmer au 👁👄👁 HEY GET IN LINE IM IN IT FIRST 🔫🔫 A SIRENFHWJDJEK WHY IS HE LIKE THIS 😭😭 u know before i see to cringe at idols doing ageyo,,, but when he does it suddenly im 🥰☺️✨😚<3

The clips from San's birthday live wtf Jongho wore the shoes Hwa bought for San??? Also why are people shocked at Hwa eating raw 🍅 (though he said he disliked them before hmmm), but never bat an eye at all the nasty meat they consume 😭 I'm not even a big raw tomato lover myself but I love a man who can eat his veggies like a normal person ❤

JONGHO PEAK SIBLING ENERGY 😭😭 seonghwa ate a what???? a rAW WHAT???? HE RAW DAWGED IT?????? IM SO??? nasti nasty nasti,,, seeing ateez’s hate for veggies it’s nice hwa eats his 😭😭😭

Also for you habibi enthusiast

STOP IT GET OUT RNWNVDKWDHKWDBWK

I'm free from my period and about to read tenelkadjo's Blue Hawaii and fuckboy Hwa fic when it drops though I'm scared 🙈 - DV 💖

👁👁 did u read it how’d that go,,, 👁👄👁 UHUH PLS DO SAY UR THOUGHTS

2/2 Forgot to drop my dream, here it is in a nutshell 1 and 2 it sounds rather underwhelming, I wish I could remember more because it was something ELSE truly lmaooo - DV 💖

so mr kim was MAKING MOVES ON U HE WAS MAKING MOVES HE WAS RBWNDHWNDJSK BESTIE HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LIVE MY DREAM !!!!!! THATS A CEO MR KIM TRYING TO FLIRT THIS IS THAT MR KIM

[eitelle]

if youre still looking for requests you could do a movie night with kenma thing 😩

HI I LOVE UOU SM OK OK OKD DHHDHFFHDH I JUST SCREECHEDKDRHHEHFHFBDJFHDDJ PLS HELOSVEHDGFJDHDEHDH GODHEVEGDHDHD YES 🛐🛐🛐

UHM OK ANYWAYS PAIRING: kenma kozume x gn!reader

warnings: none but there r slight major possibly incorrect spoilwers for ready player 1?

a/n: this has been rotting in my drafts for MONTHS. im literally so sorry ok anyways here we go:

ok so first of all hes picking the movie. i dont make the rules

hes very “im good w anything idk what i wanna watch” n then u say like jurassic park or sum shit and hes like “no.” LIKE BOY WDYM NO.

anyways he ends up choosing ready player one 😐🧍🏻‍♀️

im- ok get it mr. cliche 😍‼️

hes the type of person who cannot get comfortable no matter what so hes just struggling to find a good position for mf half of the movie istg

so bravo bravo he finally finds a good one then this bitch has the AUDACITY to sit up get food n then he struggles again.

at this point u just ignore him (i feel bad for him i feel the pain tbh)

he also has like just the two of us the song playing in the background just bc hes very like always needing a lot of everything tbh

so yall r watching that and one might think he is very stoic doesnt like movies n shit but theres two ways this can go:

hes either sleeping or hes hyperactively paying attention

for this movie in particular he becomes overly attached n when the like house complex comes crashing down n im p sure there is like a scene where shes getting tortured? idk i havent watched the movie in forever

ok anyways he literally gasps, kinda jumps, n he cries a lot.

hes a v pretty crier tho 😖🥰

he kinda just has like tears streaming down his face n then like his head is in ur lap and ur stroking his hair and its honestly rly funny 😭😭

n then theres the scene where its the meetup face reveal irl and oh boy does kenma cry at that (you do too tbh)

ok so after that hes prob either heartbroken or out cold. if hes out cold, baby im sorry but ur not going anywhere

when he sleeps he doesnt wake up until its like 3 pm istg-

ugh but he also loves building shit

like constructing chairs n desks n he just lowk loves engineering its just not a big thing more like a side hobby bc he doesnt have the energy for doing that shit all the time

omg dad!kenma 😖🥺 elle stfu he cant be the father of ur children, HES NOT REAL. actually idc

anyways

so naturally for a movie night hes gonna go all out

im talking projector, pillow fort, blanket fort, fairy lights, maybe even a galaxy projector idk

he def built a whole ass fort for yall BUT thats why movie nights r so rare

so that night he stays awake duh but now its ur turn to choose

n so being the icon u are, u choose a barbie movie 😎💪

n hes like “again???” but he knows its ur turn so hes like “k fine ig.”

so u guys choose the mermaid one like the lost princess of a mermaid kingdom, that one

do yall know what im talking ab? idk google it ig but like where was ur childhood smh

ok anyways back to the topic at hand

kenma has watched all the barbie movies. its canon, furudate told me himself

he went up to me one day knocked on my garage n went “hey elle i heard u love kenma kozume, well im hear to tell u that hes watched all the barbie movies” n then he disappeared <33

ok but fr thats just a hc of mine anyways so yall be watchibg it

and hes obvi very sucked in

and then theres like the betrayal scene

n he gasps so loud his popcorn w extra butter n light seasalt n extra cheese w a side of HI-C fruit punch almost spills

that order is also canon.

and ur like “kenma baby r u ok?” while laughing ur ass off lowk

n hes like “yeah yeah im fine stfu now pls”

like just bc u said pls doesnt make it better but i see u, choosing barbie over us 🤨🙄 can relate tho

finally the movie ended n now yall both feel very empty. so what do yall do? by this point its like 4 in the morning

so the only logical answer is to play otome games, episode, animal jam, n the winx fairy rp game thing

^^^ thats what yall look like btw

SHDGDJDHD YEAH

n thats it i hope u enjoyed n im so sorry for how late i am BYEE

haikyuu general taglist: @babyshoyo (sorry it was like 2 am when i posted this i forgot 😭😭)