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#friends and family; but also a couple hundred of the biggest randos we can dredge up
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The amount of people who seem to enjoy spending time with a lot of people for a long period of time baffles the shit out of me man
#like gatherings and such
#don’t get me wrong; if i’m functioning at above 80% of myself i can happily spend time with my friends or pleasant people for many hours
#especially if there is alcohol and i am sitting in a comfortable chair. never underestimate the power of the comfortable chair
#you put me in a stool and i’m bowing out an hour in. give me an armchair? i’ll still be there 8 hours later flirting with someone ineptly
#you make me stand? i’ll walk away in 5 minutes or less
#anyway what prompted this was my mom is currently at an all day; 12 hour long wedding
#it’s all happening at one fucking venue. ceremony; meals; drinks; everything
#in fact i think it was technically 14 hours because doors open at 10:30am and you don’t have to leave until 12:30am
#the way i’m so glad i wasn’t invited. i would’ve rsvp’d saying unless you can pay for 14 hours of therapy i will not be spending 14 hours
#in PUBLIC. fucking HORRIBLE
#imagine choosing that for your wedding though. imagine thinking. i know what i want to do. spend FOURTEEN HOURS with not only my closest
#friends and family; but also a couple hundred of the biggest randos we can dredge up
#you had the ability to plan Everything and you were like. yep. let’s make it fourteen hours long
#bro i’m too much of a loser to ever get married; but if i did it would start to finish take an hour
#you get 5 minutes to get your ass in the venue and sit the fuck down and then i’m walking down the aisle. if you’re late you’re not coming
#ceremony takes like 10 minutes then for 45 minutes we’re having drinks of some sort and maybe an ice cream van
#and stay if you want but i’m leaving an hour after i arrived. i don’t care if the minister was delayed an hour and i’m not actually married
#yet. i allocated an hour. it’s taking an hour. don’t hug me. i’m going hone
#*home
#a fourteen hour party is incomprehensible to me. i would rather do just about anything else for 14 hours
#personal
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