#fries 4 life

[chiptrillino]

nothing is more humbling then a 8-years-old telling me i don't know how to draw and then demands of me to draw power puff girls for her all afternoon long!

[batz]

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[twilightarcade]

the Real question is are we normal style bleeding or Get Help style bleeding

[brainworms-all-night-long]

Sonic is indeed just some guy with a very much killable vessel that has been killed multiple times, but its just that, no forces of Devine in the afterlife want to deal with his soul. As he was pinponged between both the underworld, heaven and everything in between multiple times, it was eventually just settled on always sending him right back because the world of the living is the only plain of existence he can be safely contained in.

[sapphicautistic]

god grocery shopping is painful these days

[modernmutiny]

God I have an entire week off for the first time in my adult life so obviously I'm taking full advantage and drank an entire bottle of pink Whitney bc in an idiot and i fucking forgot how heavy vodka makes my teeth feel and that's really cramping my style >:(

[rubberduckyrye]

You know. Didn't think when I woke up this morning that I'd learn that, aside from the sexual abuse, that Kenzo was just a more exaggerated version of my father, but here we are.

[halfdeadfriedrice]

i booked a barber appointment (THIRTY DOLLARS FOR A HAIRCUT VERSUS ONE HUNDRED AND TWELVE) and it's not til next tuesday and now i'm chewing at the walls ready to cut off all my hair

[polychromeedge]

hi hello greetings bestie, i am here begging asking nicely for more icky trashy 2018 daya pretty plsssss 🥺😵‍💫

bestie you’re in luck - i’ve been on an icky trashy 2018 daya 😵‍💫bender😵‍💫 tonight so thank u for giving me an excuse to dump a ton of my assorted treasures 🥰

[iplanetsacademy]

[konfliqt]

if you’ve never had fried pickles before, you need to change that asap

[the-acid-pear]

Mila napolitana con papas boludo hoy se cena como reyes 😎‼️🥳

[windlion]

An actual conversation I had with myself: I am not prepared for the emotional wrenching of watching the rest of EXU Calamity ep 3, I think I'll just listen to some more calming true crime murders.

[opiotes-thoughtvomit]

If I could choose a superpower it would be stopping time just so I could halt everything during that 15 minutes of the morning at work when I’m feeling like really ambitious and productive and thinking about all the shit I’m gonna get done at home after work. And then I would read all these 240 page scientific papers about wildlife that I should already know the contents of so that I would be better at my job. And then I would go back to business as usual i.e. driving 40 miles into the desert during freezing rain and trying not to kill myself or anyone else on the road in my big truck

[james-stark-the-writer]

writing annotations for sources is one of the most annoying things ever and i just spent the last hour writing 15 annotations and now my hands hurt like hell and i wanna end it all bc i literally turned the assignment in with 1 minute remaining (and several annotations had to be compromised to get it in so i'm also sad i turned in subpar work, even if it's better than no work at all) and i still had work to do for a few of them, and a few typos slipped past and i even got 2 citations wrong.

[torpublishinggroup]

"5 Tips for Dating a Werewolf" by TJ Klune

1. If a werewolf has locked onto your scent, it is best to let them get as much of it as they can. If they are in shifted form, it might mean a wet nose to your face or a tongue in your hair. Fear not! They are, in a way, like a large dog, if a large dog were capable of human wants and whims. If you find yourself in such a position, do not move! Let the werewolf finish its scent-marking. It could take anywhere from five minutes to six days, so get comfortable!

2. Should you find yourself in possession of a dead animal left upon your doorstep, don’t scream and/or vomit! Chances are, it is from the same werewolf who sniffed you, wanting to make sure you are provided for. This is how a lycanthrope expresses interest. Be careful not to offend the wolf, as they might be watching from behind a tree or a bush. If you are averse to blood and gore, pretend someone dropped a cherry pie filled with bones on your porch.

(On the off chance that the dead animal was left by a cult and not a werewolf, please be prepared in case you are marked for a ritual sacrifice.)

3. Going on a date with a werewolf can be a fun event! Given that you might be in public, it would be best not to ask your werewolf suitor to “shift in the middle of an Applebee’s just to see if it scares the server into giving free appetizers.” While many people enjoy mozzarella sticks (especially when given under threat of fangs), using your werewolf in such a way to get fried cheese is considered bad form. Your werewolf has feelings, and no one likes to be used.

(If your werewolf does shift to get you cheese, reward them by telling them you think they are the greatest creature in existence. Positive reinforcement goes a long way!)

4. Uh oh. Your werewolf has driven you home, arches a single, devastating eyebrow, and says, “Are you going to invite me inside?”

Remember, werewolves aren’t vampires, meaning they do not need permission to enter your residence. However, good wolves always wait for permission before entering a dwelling that is not their own.

In this case, given the arched eyebrow, the werewolf is hoping to be invited inside for “adult activities.” This might include rolling on the carpet or having sex in the kitchen and/or up against a wall. If you choose to do this, you might see the werewolf’s eyes flashing. Good news! This means the wolf is having a wonderful time.

5. Your wolf stayed the night! How lucky are you? If you wake up the next morning with the shifter lying on top of you, it is very important that you do not move until they have decided to move on their own. Waking up a sleeping wolf can sometimes be difficult work, but if you keep a squeaky ball next to your bed, now is the time to put it to good use. Squeeze it near the wolf’s ear and ask, “Who’s a good boy? Who wants to play with the ball? Is it you? Is it you?” Your wolf will most likely glower at you and threaten your life, but if you squeeze the ball three times, the wolf will be distracted. Throw it to the floor, and as the wolf chases after it, consider making waffles! Werewolves love waffles.

(God help you if you make pancakes. You have been warned.)

If you have survived these first five steps, you are to be commended! That means you most likely will have a werewolf for the rest of your life. A werewolf is a commitment. Adopt, don’t shop!