#frieza/reader friendship

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FRIENDSHIP OR DEATH (FRIEZA & READER)

*I got inspired by a video I saw on YouTube by Nutshell animations. Enjoy!)

Frieza: I do not mind losing friends. But……..you?*He looks at you with a devilish smile.*

You: *Gets nervous about his gaze on you.*

Frieza: *chuckles* I can’t lose you. *His face turns serious* You know too much. So it’s either friendship or death.

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   The following is a retelling of the entire Dragon Ball Z story. This time, it's genderbended. Contains some changes to the story and dialogues, comedic writings from Team Four Star, and character art design by various artists and DeviantART users, etc., etc.    DRAGON BALL and DRAGON BALL Z are all owned by FUNimation, Toei Animation, Fuji TV, and Akira Toriyama.    Viewer/Reader Discretion is advised. Please support the whole, entire story.

Based on the series 'Dragon Ball Z' by Akira Toriyama

DRAMATIS PERSONAE

Goka/Kakarella – The gender-swapped version of Goku/Kakarot. A happy-go lucky soul who always takes the high ground. Loves her family and seek out neutral opponents and face them in battle. Daughter of Barda and Ginger. Adoptive granddaughter of Master Gohana. Mother of Gohana and Gotai. Girlfriend/Wife of Cha-Cha. Student of Master Rosha. Friend of Piccola, Krilla, Bulmer, Yamchi and others. Friend/Rival of Princess Vegena. (Character Art by Maniaxoi)

Princess Vegena* – The gender-swapped version of Prince Vegeta. Crowned princess of the Saiyans, she possesses a pure unadulterated badass and ego and loves to fight. Has a fierce rivalry and yet somewhat Saiyan friendship with Goka. Daughter of Queen Vegena. Girlfriend/Wife of Bulmer. Mother of Bulla. Friend/Rival of Goka. (*Pronunciations: Ve·gee·na) (Character Art by Aneiry and genderbentfreak)

Piccola – The gender-swapped version of Piccolo. The reborn form of the Demon Queen Piccola. An usually ruthless warrior, she formed a close bond with Gohana, along with her mother, Goka. The reincarnation of Queen Piccola. Ally and friend of Goka and others. (Character Art by comicmaniac1)

Gohana – The gender-swapped version of Gohan. The offspring of Goka and Cha-Cha. A gentle girl, whose anger for the sake of companions can unleash unbelievable power levels. Then, all grown up, she focus on her training sometimes and still had much of her ability as a result. But Elder Lady Kai, who was released from the ancient Z-sword, unleashed her hidden power, replacing her kind nature with a more ultimate potential one. Daughter of Goka and Cha-Cha. Sister of Gotai. Girlfriend/Wife of Vinnie. (Character Art by Maniaxoi (Teen), pinki100 (Adult), and comicmaniac1 (Ultimate Gohana))

Cha-Cha – The gender-swapped version of Chi-Chi. The childhood sweetheart and human husband of Goka. He became well known for his energetic and caring personality. As he and Goka share their love of fighting and training, Cha-Cha becomes a loving father and a pure-hearted warrior. Son of the Ox-Queen. Boyfriend/Husband of Goka. Father of Gohana and Gotai. (Character Art by pinki100)

Bulmer – The gender-swapped version of Bulma. The human husband of Vegena and Goka's long time friend, he is a brilliant scientist and is also the son of the richest couple in the world. His gadgetry helped winning several battles as well as the search for the Dragon Balls. Friend of Goka, Krilla, Yamchi, Master Rosha. Son of Dr. Briefs and Mr. Briefs. Boyfriend/Husband of Vegena. Father of Bulla. (Character Art by Drottem and genderbentfreak)

Krilla – The gender-swapped version of Krillin. Goku's best friend and former schoolmate. Has a funny streak, but will lay down her life for her friends. She also typically provides some comic relief for the team. Friend of Goka, Bulmer, and others. Girlfriend/Wife of Android #18 (Male). Mother of Mason. Sister-in-law of Android #17 (Female). (Character Art by pinki100 and PritzPritz)

Yamchi – The gender-swapped version of Yamcha. Once a fearsome desert bandit. Chronologically, she was Goka's first fighting ally. A former, desert bandit. Lifelong friend of Puarie. Friend of Goka and others. (Character Art by CometChaser)

Master Rosha – The gender-swapped version of Master Roshi. A turtle hermit, and Goka's second official mentor (after Grandma Gohana). Mentor of Goka, Krilla, Yamcha, etc., etc.

Yajiroba – The gender-swapped version of Yajirobe. Though, she does help the Z Girls by occasionally delivering Senzu Beans from Korin. She also played a big part in defeating Vegena by cutting off her tail.

Tia Shinhan – The gender-swapped version of Tien Shinhan. Tia remains a support character for much of her role and often buys time for stronger fighters against powerful opponents. Descendant of the Third-Eye Clan. Lifelong best friend of Chiaotza. Friend of Goka and others. (Character Art by pinki100 and sage666)

Chiaotza – The gender-swapped version of Chiaotzu. Lifelong best friend of Tia Shinhan. Friend of Goka and others. (Character Art by pinki100)

Gotai – The gender-swapped version of Goten. Second daughter of Goka, whose appearance closely resembles her mother's. Much like Bulla, her role is a comic relief. Daughter of Goka and Cha-Cha. Sister of Gohana. Friend of Bulla. (Character Art by Aneiry)

Bulla/Future Bulla – The gender-swapped version of Trunks/Future Trunks. FB: Came from a future where Androids #17 and #18 destroyed everything. Also transform into a Super Saiyan. B: Either portrayed as a comic relief (alongside Gotai) to the more serious action the others face or in a supporting role. Daughter of Vegena and Bulmer. Friend of Gotai. Student of Future Gohana (Character Art by Aneiry (Kid Bulla) and BLOATEDCRAYON ART (Future Bulla))

Mason - The gender-swapped version of Marron. Son of Krilla and Android #18 (Male). Nephew of Android #17 (Female) (Character Art by PritzPritz)

Android #16 (Female) – The gender-swapped version of Android #16 (Male). An android who was originally created to destroy Goka, but was modeled as the daughter of Dr. Gera. After her first battle with Cella, she turns to the side of good and offers to fight alongside the Z Girls at the Cell Games. Comrade of Androids #17 and #18. (Character Art by Bloodspl4sh)

Android #17 (Female) – The gender-swapped version of Android #17 (Male). Sister of Android #18. Sister-in law of Krilla. Aunt of Mason. (Character Art by pinki100)

Android #18 (Male) – The gender-swapped version of Android #18 (Female). An android originally built only for revenge on Goka, but he eventually decides to marry Krilla and changed his ways. Brother of Android #17. Boyfriend/Husband of Krilla. Father of Mason. (Character Art by pinki100 and PritzPritz)

Vinnie – The gender-swapped version of Videl. Hercula's son. Boyfriend/Husband of Gohana. (Character Art by pinki100)

Hercula – The gender-swapped version of Hercule. The champion of the World Martial Arts Tournament and Vinnie's mother. She helped complete the Super Spirit Bomb by telling everyone to give their energy to Goka in order to defeat Kid Baa. Vinne's mother. Mother-in-law of Gohana. (Character Art by LovetheTrub)

Majin Baa (Good Baa/Innocent Baa) – The gender-swapped version of Majin Buu (Good Buu/Innocent Buu). Once an evil magical being, she betrayed Babida, befriended Hercula, and battled her evil incarnation, Evil Baa, as well as aided Goka and Vegena in the conflict against her evil counterpart, Kid Baa. First form, due to the result of absorbing the Grand Supreme Kai. She then became an entity of pure good, due to the result of expelling all the evil in her. She had a playful child-like persona. (Character Art by Nostra-Drawing)

Barda– The gender-swapped version of Bardock. A lower-class Saiyan warrior and mother to Goka and Radita. Though similar to Goka in appearance, she has a tendency to be reckless and caring. Mother of Goka/Kakarella and Radita. Wife of Ginger. Grandmother of Gohana and Gotai. (Character Art by Maniaxoi)

Ginger - The gender-swapped version of Gine. Father of Goka/Kakarella and Radita. Husband of Barda. Grandfather of Gohana and Gotai.

Queen Kai – The gender-swapped version of King Kai. The queen of the North Galaxy, she teaches Goka techniques, such as the Kaio-ken and Spirit Bomb. Mentor of Goka, Piccola, Yamchi, Tia Shinhan, Krilla, Chiaotza.

Kama - The gender-swapped version of Kami. A female Namekian who is the Guardian of Earth and creator of the Dragon Balls. She ultimately fuses with Piccola. Earth's guardian.

Neil - The gender-swapped version of Nail. She fused with Piccola during the fight against Frikiza on Namek. Bodyguard of Grand Elder Guru.

Ms. Popo - The gender-swapped version of Mr. Popo. A genie with eternal life, who is Kama's assistant and also the caretaker and gardener of Kama's Lookout. Attendant to Earth's Guardian.

Shina (Supreme Kai) - The gender-swapped version of Shin (Supreme Kai). An even higher division than Queen Kai, she was the ruler of the east quadrant of the universe. She eventually fuses with her bodyguard, Kibita, creating Kibita Kai.

Denda - The gender-swapped version of Dende. A female Namekian with healing powers, she becomes Kama's replacement as Earth's Guardian. Daughter of Grand Elder Guru. Later becomes Earth's Guardian in Kama's place.

Old Lady Kai - The gender-swapped version of Old Kai. An ancient ancestor of Shina who was trapped inside the Z Sword for eons. She performed a ritual that awakens Gohana's full power. Ancestor of Shina.

Kibita - The gender-swapped version of Kibito. Supreme Kai's personal bodyguard. She can heal people and materialize new clothes for them, and eventually fuses with Shina, creating Kibita Kai. Attendant to Shina (Supreme Kai).

Frikiza - The gender-swapped version of Frieza. An alien who rules her empire with an iron fist. Conquered many planets before selling them. She killed Krilla, which awakened the Super Saiyan inside of Goka. The so-called Empress of the cosmos. (Character Art by TheBombDiggity666 (1st form) and Petalierre (Final form))

Queen Cold – The gender-swapped version of King Cold. Frikiza's mother. (Character Art by Petalierre)

Radita - The gender-swapped version of Raditz. Member of the mighty race, the Saiyans. Goka's sister by birth, but still a little bit heartless. She kidnapped Gohana to get Goka to join her. Daughter of Barda and Ginger. Goka/Kakarella's Saiyan sister. (Character Art by comicmaniac1)

Naprie – The gender-swapped version of Nappa. An upper-class Saiyan warrior, she came to Earth with the Saiyan princess, Vegena, in search of the Dragon Balls. She even slayed Tia, Chiaotza, and Piccola in battle. Vegena's right-hand woman

Dodorie - The gender-swapped version of Dodoria. Frikiza's henchwoman. (Character Art by fumio)

Zarba - The gender-swapped version of Zarbon. Frikiza's henchwoman. (Character Art by comicmaniac1 and fumio)

Ginya Force (Team) - The gender-swapped versions of 5 members of the Ginyu Force. An elite team of 5 sexy, mighty mercenary women under Frikiza's command, led by Captain Ginya, who can swap bodies with elite warriors using her 'Body Change' move. Consist of Capt. Ginya, Recooma, Guldie, Jeicia, and Burta. (Character Arts by fumio)

Cella – The gender-swapped version of Cell. The result of Dr. Gera's research into androids. She absorbed Androids #17 and #18 to reach her perfect form, and always possesses a cool and sexy composure. Ultimate android, created by Dr. Gera. (Character Art by Petalierre)

Dr. Gera (Android #20) - The gender-swapped version of Dr. Gero (Android #20). Former scientist of the Red Ribbon army. Creator of Cella, Androids #16, #17, and #18.

Kid Baa – The gender-swapped version of Kid Buu. The first form created by Babida. She can't speak and doesn't have self-control or morals required to check her desire for crazy, epic destruction. The original and pure form of Majin Baa. An evil incarnate with no self-restraint. (Character Art by Petalierre)

Super Baa – The gender-swapped version of Super Buu. The result of Evil Baa absorbing Good Baa/Innocent Baa. In this form, Super Baa doesn't have the same overall entity as Good Baa/Innocent Baa. However, she looks and acts completely different, due to Baa's evil resurfacing. She has very little patience and extremely dangerous fits of anger. (Character Art by comicmaniac1)

Babida - The gender-swapped version of Babidi. Evil Sorceress who tried to gathered energy to revive Majin Baa, with help from Dabure, Spopovina and Yama under her control. But later was killed by the treachery of Majin Baa (Good Baa/Innocent Baa).

Dabure - The gender-swapped version of Dabura. Demon Queen of the demon realm, who helps Babida with the revival of Majin Baa.

Spopovina and Yama - The gender-swapped versions of Spopovich and Yamu. Two women being controlled by Babida and interrupted the World Tournament.

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MY NEIGHBOR IS A REALTOR PART 2 (human Frieza & Reader)

It was an awkward moment in Starbucks. Not because you were having coffee with a rich realtor but so many people were staring at the two of you as if they were seeing a celebrity out and about in public. It made you wonder if Frieza was some sort of pop idol.

“Are you alright, dear? You haven’t touched your Carmel frappe yet.” Frieza spoke casually sipping on his vanilla iced coffee.

“I’m fine. It’s just the atmosphere here.” You smiled trying to keep your mind off of the many eyes staring at you.

Frieza looks at the people staring at them which in turn causes them to avert their gaze. “I see. Well my family is well known amongst the realtor community and further beyond that. Have you not heard of my father, King Cold or KC as he is mostly referred to as?”

“You mean Cold real estate? A bit but not too much. Sorry I’m not into anything involving realtors.” You said apologetically as you sipped on your frappe.

“How interesting.” Frieza raises an eyebrow. “I’ve never met anyone who didn’t know about my father or his business. But to get to the point of this, I am here because the…..President…..of my company has been concerned over the lack of development in this area.” He shivered at the mention of the president of his company.

You were confused about that but continued to hear Frieza out.

“From what he heard plenty of plans to turn those empty plots of land into a flourishing neighborhood were met with threats of violence and destruction of some construction tools including setting a forklift on fire. It has been going on for years and the President needed someone to go and ensure that there were no interruptions to the construction process and here I am.” Frieza said.

“Yeah that kind of stuff does happen further from where I am. But why are you telling me this and not someone else like the mayor?” You asked.

Frieza sighed before sipping on his iced coffee. “Ever since I had moved here with my son; Kuriza, I have been asking around about the reasoning behind it and I’ve been told that a drug gang rules that part of town. When I pressed further about they just changed the subject and even recommended me to build the new neighborhood elsewhere. Those fools had the gall to tell me that it was a lost cause to build anything there. Besides there’s been too much brown nosing amongst those other realtors who are asking to work with me to build the neighborhood in a more ‘ideal location’.” He air quoted in a sarcastic tone. “I had just gotten home to relax when you dropped off my son at my front door. It was when Kuriza told me about you that I decided to at least talk to someone who might know more about this area and why they fear this gang so much. Plus you were very kind as to take my son home to which I am thankful for and you seem easy to talk to.”

You took another sip of your frappe before speaking. “They sell drugs as well as make them. The police have tried to track them down numerous times but because of the wooded areas they always managed to escape. I’ve never seen them but I know some people who were threatened to keep quiet about it and those kinds of people made good on their threats. One of my coworkers had ignored those threats and reported to the police which led to several arrests of a few gang members and even raided one of the meth labs. But then when he went home to find his house broken into and his dog butchered. A note was left there saying, ‘We’ll get you next time.’ He moved away after that.”

“Damn. They’re not fooling around at all.” Frieza said in awe.

You nodded as you covered the left side of your mouth and whispered. “Plus I heard from a friend of mine in the police force that the gang leader is on the FBI’s most wanted list yet he’s been evading them for years now. He’s wanted not just for drug dealings but also first and second degree murder, rape, and assault.”

“Interesting.” Frieza hummed. “So this drug gang is led by a convict? I’m surprised that this small city is still afloat and here you are talking about it like it’s no big deal. It’s even more so that you’re taking a big risk in telling me this. Aren’t you also afraid of those individuals?”

“Honestly I don’t think they’d be interested in someone who doesn’t poke their noses into their business.” You shrugged. Then suddenly you were pushed out of your seat and landed on your side letting out a loud, ‘Whoa!’

“Good afternoon sir! I’m Margret Campbell of the Redfox real estate. Pardon my intrusion but I have a few proposals that you may be interested in.” A brunette haired woman who looked to be in her 40s had just stolen your seat and was talking to Frieza in an enthusiastic tone.

“Excuse me, ma’am! But I was just sitting there! So could you please find an extra chair to sit in?” You exclaimed loudly standing up.

Margret looked at you as if you were an annoying fly. “I’m talking to a very important person, can’t you see? Now shoo!”

You huffed and looked at Frieza giving him a ‘can you believe this?’ expression.

The purple haired man just sighed as he closed his eyes for a short time.

“As I was saying, there are a few spots to construct a neighborhood here in this city that is far more better than the one you suggested. For example if we were to build it near the mall-“ Margret was continuing but stopped as Frieza spoke.

“Not interested in your proposal, Mrs. Campbell.” Frieza looked at her with disinterest. “I have already made up my mind and I won’t be changing it any time soon.”

“Please reconsider. Plenty of construction plans had been attempted in that specific area but too many complications have arisen and we can’t afford to have any more delays.” Margret said. “Anywhere in this city is better than that place.”

“Are you finished? If so then would you kindly get out of my neighbor’s seat? I was talking to her first before you ungraciously shoved her onto the floor.”

Margret looks at you dumbfounded. “Neighbor? Her?”

Frieza stood up and walks over to Margret with a fake smile. “Yes, her. Now please get out and don’t bother me again.” He then gave her a chilling glare. “Otherwise I would have to report this to the police as harassment and quite possibly assault which is what one would consider seeing what you did to my neighbor just now. You don’t want that on your clean record, do you?”

Margret stuttered and eventually left with a flustered expression on her face.

“Terribly sorry about that, dear. How about we take a drive before anyone else interrupts us?” Frieza suggested.

“Sure.” You nodded following him outside. You bumped into him suddenly. “Sorry! It was-“ Your voice faltered when you noticed that Frieza was standing eerily still. He seemed to be staring at something which prompted you to follow his gaze and that’s when the blood drained from your face.

A trio of rough looking men were looking at the two of you with menacing grins on their faces. In each of their hands was baseball bats. This made you feel really uneasy.

“Can I help you?” Frieza asked curiously.

The men didn’t say anything.

“If you three have nothing to say then I will be on my way.” Frieza walks towards the limo.

One of the men charges at him readying the bat to strike him.

“Look out!” You screamed and the next thing you knew the man charging at Frieza was on the ground in a fetal position holding his stomach while groaning in pain. Standing over the man with a satisfying smirk was Dodoria.

‘I forgot they were with us the whole time.’ You thought remembering that after you took up Frieza’s offer for coffee and getting into the limo just to see Dodoria and Zarbon sitting in there too. You felt unnerved about earlier so you avoided looking at Dodoria before he gave you a small apology. When you had arrived at Starbucks, Zarbon and Dodoria both stayed in the limo and watched you both sitting beside a window to make sure everything was alright. Obviously they noticed the three men trying to attack Frieza and decided to jump in.

“Who’s next?” Dodoria asked while cracking his knuckles.

The two men were hesitant but went after Dodoria. Zarbon took one of them down with a swift kick to the face. The other man became frightened and tried to run but Dodoria tackled him hard to the ground.

“Going somewhere?” Dodoria asked amusingly.

Frieza chuckled as he approached the down man. “Did you really believe that you would get away with this stunt of yours? I don’t. Perhaps you can explain to me what caused you to attack me when I’ve barely done anything to you.”

“You’re better off building your fancy neighborhood somewhere else. If you don’t then you can kiss that swanky ass house of yours goodbye along with that brat of yours.” The man hissed.

Frieza glares and nods sharply to Dodoria who slammed the man’s head hard into the ground again.

“What are you doing?! Shouldn’t you leave the interrogation to the police when they get here?” You exclaimed.

“You saw what they tried to do. Don’t tell me you don’t feel upset about this.” Frieza said coldly turning his gaze to you.

“I am. It’s just that this is something for the police to do.” You retorted.

He sighed as he walks up to you with his piercing red eyes staring hard into yours. “I do not doubt the capabilities of the authorities, however; unlike the police I have no patience for those who get in my way. Of course I will leave the rest to the police but they first need to know that it was a mistake to attack the likes of me. You’re more than welcome to turn away if you get squeamish but just be glad that you’re not in their position.”

You couldn’t help but shudder at that last sentence. At first he seemed like a gentleman of business whom you’ve just chatted with over coffee but now he seems more like a mob boss than a realtor. Something moved behind Frieza and looking behind him it was one of the guys who had been knocked out by Dodoria and he was charging at Frieza with his bat. You pushed Frieza out of the way just in time as the bat came down on your skull causing you to black out.

Frieza landed on the pavement. “What the hell was-“ He was about to go off in a raging rant when he looked to see you collapsed on the ground and standing there in disbelief was one of the men who was holding his bat.

Dodoria body slammed the man into the wall of Starbucks knocking him unconscious. “Are you alright sir?” The pink haired man asked concernly.

“Just call an ambulance right now, Dodoria! She’s bleeding out as we speak!” Frieza hissed in an angry tone before turning to Zarbon. “Check her pulse!”

Zarbon ran over and knelt down over you as he grabs your wrist and presses his fore front fingers down on it. “She’s alive, sir.” He turns you over onto your back just as he started to notice blood coating your hair. “Hopefully it’s just a broken skin.”

One hour later…

You woke up inside a hospital room feeling groggy while your eyes adjusted to the bright lights. Instinctively you tried to sit up.

“The good doctors will have a fit if you move too much.” A familiar voice said.

You looked to your right to see Frieza sitting next to you. “Are you alright?”

“Of course I am, silly girl. But what you did was reckless.” Frieza said sternly. “Even though I appreciate the gesture, you should consider your own sense of self preservation in the near future. You’re just lucky that you have a hard head.”

You touched the bandages that was wrapped around your head. “So it’s not that bad of an injury?”

Frieza shook his head. “No but they’ll be keeping you overnight just in case and I’ve already taken care of your medical bill. Think of it as my way of both a thanks for your action and for the helpful information you’ve provided me.” He then stood up to walk to the door. “I wish you well, Y/n.”

10 minutes later…

Frieza sighed as he looks over a letter that made his brows furrow.

“Sir? Is she-?” Zarbon inquired as he drove the limousine.

“Apparently she is, Zarbon. Though I have no idea what hobby her aunt finds a waste of time. Besides now wouldn’t be the best time to tell our new neighbor about her aunt selling her out to settle her debts. For now we shall focus all efforts on ensuring that this neighborhood is built on this spacious land.”

“What about this meth gang sir? In all honesty I suggest we bring ‘him’ in to clean it up.” Dodoria said.

Frieza stiffened. “No. I’d rather not bring him in unless the situation is dire. And you already know how smug he gets everytime I call him for cleanup. ‘Couldn’t handle this on your own, eh Frieza? Seems only natural that you would ask for me, the perfect soldier, for help.’ Bah! I swear that man could go on and on about his ‘perfection’.” He air quotes irritably.

A phone vibrates in Frieza’s pocket causing him to pull it out. He smiles in satisfaction as he looks at the caller ID. “My dear Captain Ginyu, have you finally made it?” He answers.

“Yes sir! My men and I are at your new office right now.” Ginyu responded.

“Excellent. I will meet with you shortly then.” Frieza hung up and dialed Berriblu. “I’m meeting up with Captain Ginyu and his men for debriefing. Let Kuriza know that I’ll be home past nine o’clock if not later.”

“Of course sir.” Berriblu said.

Kuriza’s whining was heard in the background.

“What was that?” Asked Frieza feeling concerned.

Berriblu giggles. “He’s fine. It’s just that his favorite…..vtuber….just rescheduled their streaming session for a later date. Honestly though I still don’t understand much of it and why he’s so fascinated with it.” Her tone was laced with confusion.

Frieza scoffs humorously. “From what my son has said, vtubers happened to be people who would rather not show their actual face but would instead speak through these virtual avatars while playing video games. Most of the time they would apply some lore to their avatars to make them more interesting.”

“I see. Well I shall make sure that Kuriza goes to bed at a reasonable hour. Take care sir.” Berriblu said as Frieza hung up.

The next day…

You took an Uber home after being released from the hospital. Thankfully it was only a concussion and nothing serious. You sighed while looking at your discord chat that was asking if you were okay after you told them about getting whacked by a baseball bat. Assuring them that you’re fine, you climbed out of the car and thanked the Uber driver when you arrived at your house. You then saw a piece of paper sticking to your front door as you approached it. It read: ‘Watch your back. Snitches get stitches.’ A lump feeling began to form as you read the note and quickly ran into the house.

“How did they know? Did those guys saw me talking to Frieza at the cafe?” You asked shivering in fear.

Suddenly you heard someone knocking on your door which caused you to yelp. You grabbed a broom randomly and braced yourself as you opened the door and swung the broom at the person.

“Get away from my house!!!!” You screamed but the broom stopped mid swing.

“WHOA! WHOA! I’M NOT GONNA HURT YOU MISS!!” Exclaimed the person.

You looked at the man who apparently was six feet tall wearing reddish shades with blue hair. He wore a sports tank top and shorts with some shoes to match. “Are you with the meth gang?”

“Hell no! I just got here! Can you please put down the broom so I can explain myself?!” The man said.

You pulled the broom away from him but still kept it by your side. “Sorry I’m just on edge after finding a note on my door.”

“I know. I just took care of that guy for you.” The man smiled warmly.

“What? You did? Why?” You looked surprised.

“The boss told us about the gang yesterday and I decided to go on a walk to survey the area and as luck would have it one of them put a note on your door and I took him on my ‘walk’. Now you’ve got nothing to worry about.”

“Boss?” You raised an eyebrow curiously.

“You had coffee with him before you got injured?”

“Oh! You work for Frieza? So are you his elite bodyguards?”

“You can call us that.” The man laughed. “I’m Burter by the way.”

“I’m Y/n. It’s nice to meet you.” You smiled.

“I know this is sudden but do you want to join me on my walk?” Burter asked. “You look like you could use one.”

“Sure but aren’t you on duty or something?” You asked.

“I’m always on duty. Besides the boss doesn’t mind a little multi tasking on the job.” Burter said.

Back at Frieza’s house….

“As we speak sir, Burter has neutralized one of the gang members and is keeping the young lady outside while Jeice and Guldo are installing cameras around her house.” Ginyu spoke to Frieza who was fixing himself a fresh cup of coffee.

“Excellent. Be sure to keep an eye out for any of those hooligans that might crawl around near either her house or mine.”

“Yes sir.” Ginyu was about to leave but stopped. “Pardon me sir but what do we do of the other one we have in the basement?”

Frieza chuckled. “It’s only been an hour so he should have had plenty of time to adjust to his new surroundings.”

~

The man screamed in pain as Dodoria ripped off his third fingernail with a plier.

“Do you still wish to not tell me what I need to know about your leader or your little drug organization?”Frieza asked amusingly.

It had been twenty minutes since he began to interrogate the man who had attempted to put up a warning note on Frieza’s door only to be tackled by Dodoria and Zarbon. So far the man only threw insults and threats to his purple haired captor. However, he would instantly regret it when the first of his fingernails was torn off. Frieza tried again asking him about the gang he was associated with but despite the pain he continued with the same routine. And again once more ripped off his second fingernail.

“E-even if I-I told……you….it….won’t matter…!” The man said in pain. “This fancy house will be….burned to the…..ground………..your people will be shot and stabbed! And your kid will…..”

“Dodoria!” Frieza snapped.

Dodoria immediately ripped off a fourth fingernail causing the man to scream again.

“I have been nothing but nice to you until now. You should know better than to threaten a parent’s child especially when the said parent can make you disappear in an instant.” Frieza said coldly. “Now I will ask you this question one, last time; why are you targeting me?”

The man groaned in pain as he slowly realized that Frieza wasn’t kidding around. “We know that bitch told you about us and the boss is furious. He decided to give you both a warning.”

“And what if we don’t heed that warning?” Frieza asked amusingly.

“You both would wish you had.”

Frieza hummed as he walked up to the man. “Are sure about that? You probably got away with those threats in the past but I’m afraid that it won’t work now. I came here to build a new neighborhood and I won’t be intimidated by thugs like you. Whoever your leader is will come to regret his mistake in attacking me.”

The man huffed. “You’re just a realtor. What could you do that would make anyone scared of you?”

Frieza snapped his fingers.

Ginyu then called Recoome to come in. The red haired man carried a limp body as he tossed it onto the floor.

“Jack?!” The man gasped as his eyes widened in recognition of the body. “What have you done to him?!”

“Not to worry you’ll be joining him when I send your remains back to your ring leader….in boxes.” Frieza laughed evilly.

To be continued…….

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MY NEIGHBOR IS A REALTOR PART 1 (Human Frieza & Reader)

*Side-note: I am currently working on chapter 7 of Far From Home but I just came up with the idea of making a mini series that features Frieza as a human. Now this story will not have any romance between reader and human Frieza but instead will be about their friendship. In case anyone is curious about what human Frieza is going to look like check out amiz06-certified-b1mb0 they make Frieza look good in a business suit! I hope you all enjoy it!*

After a whole year of watching and getting your beauty sleep interrupted by the construction workers building a two storied white and black luxury home from across the street it was finally done and someone had just moved in. Meanwhile you wondered who would be crazy rich enough to afford this in a simple neighborhood like yours. Well technically it wasn’t much of a neighborhood since it was close enough to be considered the boondocks but you weren’t far away from the main stores you shop at like groceries, gas, and a few of your favorite clothing stores. Plus the schools weren’t too far away from where you lived either so if the people who commissioned this house to be built had any kids with them then it would be very convenient for them to get their kids there on time. But the problem was that you never saw your new neighbor for weeks which in hindsight led you to believe that whoever it was had a really busy schedule and would usually come home late at night.

You couldn’t let it bother you so much since you had to go to work at a local fast food restaurant. When you arrived at your job you saw several cop cars with their red and blue lights on. A car was lodged into the dining room windows on the side of the building. You then immediately got out as soon as you saw your manager talking to one of the officers.

You went up to them when you recognized the small bald officer. “Hey Krillin!” You greeted him. “What happened here?”

Krillin was a regular at your job so everyone knew him well. You would often see him spending quality time with his wife, Lazuli and their daughter, Marron in the local park on his days off. You got along great with him and his family so much that they became friends with you.

“Car chase gone wrong, Y/n. One of my colleagues was pulling over this guy for speeding but he took off like a bat from hell and..” Krillin gestures to the car in the dining room window. “That happened.”

“Do you think he was on something?” You asked curiously.

“He might as well be.” Krillin answered.

“Did anyone get hurt?”

“Aside from a few cuts of broken glass and a big scare, no. Everyone is fine just shakened.” Your manager assured you. “But I’m afraid we’ll have to close the store up for repairs. Why don’t you just take the rest of the day off for now and I’ll let you know when the repairs are done.” She said.

“You sure?” You asked.

“I’m positive now go and relax.” Your manager smiled in an assuring manner.

“Okay. See you later, Krillin.” You waved at the small cop.

“See ya!” Krillin hollered back as you got back into your car and drove off.

‘Might as well go for a walk. It’s a nice warm day for it anyway.’ You thought as you drove towards the park. After you parked your car in the parking lot you took off your work shirt revealing a black tank top that you always wear when clocking into work. You sighed as you climbed out of your car with your keys in hand getting ready to close and lock your door when a little pale skinned boy jumped inside without warning.

“Hey!” You exclaimed glaring at him but took notice of his frightened expression. Just by looking at him you noticed how well dressed he was for his age making him look like a little gentleman. Although a few strands of his reddish hair was sticking out while the rest of it was brushed back. “Is something wrong?”

“He went this way!” Shouts of the older boys rang out from the trees.

You then realized that this boy was running from the bullies. “Stay low and don’t make a sound.” You told him as you shut the door. As the boy did as you told him you were doing your stretches and making it seem normal when the three bullies exited the woods. The tall one had dark hair, the average sized one had blonde hair and the shorter boy had reddish brown hair.

“Where did he go?” One of them spoke making you look at them.

‘Them.’ You thought to yourself. You knew these three very well. You called them the kanker brothers because they reminded you of the kanker sisters from your childhood tv show Ed, Edd n Eddy. “Hey boys! Nice day today, eh?”

The trio froze in their tracks. “H-hi, Miss Y/n. Weren’t you working today?” The tall boy asked nervously.

You smiled remembering the first time you met them. It was about a couple of years ago when you were hanging out in the park reading a book when you noticed a hand reaching into your purse for your wallet and reacted swiftly grabbing the hand. Setting down your book you looked to see the frightened expression on one of the three boys face while the other two stared in awe. You told them that it wasn’t nice to steal something that wasn’t theirs and that there were some people that didn’t take thieves lightly. They understood and moved on but you saw them again a month later bullying a little girl which prompt you to run at them at an inhuman speed. You thanked god that you love to run in P.E throughout elementary, middle, and high school. As soon as the trio saw you they ran away quickly and you berated them about scaring little girls. They apologized and ran away. From that day on those bullies began to change their ways little by little and sometimes would often hang out with you if they felt like it. “So who were you looking for this time?”

“N-no one. We were just exploring the woods for deer.” The short one said.

“Are you sure? Because if you weren’t I may have to get into contact with your parents and you wouldn’t want that do you?” You grinned.

All three of them shook their heads. “No ma’am!”

“Okay well have a good day.”

“Same to you!” The kanker brothers then ran back the way they came from.

You let out a relieving sigh and look back at the boy in your car. Opening the door you stared at the boy sternly. “Listen kid. You can’t just jump into a stranger’s car like that. You never know if that person is either good or bad so please don’t do that again okay?”

“Yes Miss. Thank you for helping me.” The boy nods as he climbs out of your car.

“Is your mom and dad close by?” You asked.

“I don’t have a mom but my papa is working a lot so I have to go home by bus but those bullies chased me for no reason.” The boy said.

“So you missed the bus because of them?” You asked which the boy nods in response. “Do you know how to get home from here?”

“Yeah but I’m scared that they’ll get me this time if I do.”

You sighed. “Would you like a ride home?”

“Really?!” The boy smiles.

You then held out your index finger. “Just this once. People these days get pretty protective about their kids riding with strangers these days. Okay?”

The boy nods vigorously. “Okay!”

“Back seat please.” You told him. “And do you think you can tell me how to get there?”

“I can.” The boy nods getting into the back seat excitedly.

You got in and started the car. “Make sure you’re wearing your seatbelt.”

The boy pulls the seatbelt over him and clicks it into place and gives you a thumbs up.

You smiled as you drove off. “Do you know how to work with a GPS?”

“Yes ma’am!” The boy nods.

“Can you enter your address in it?” You handed the boy your phone after you clicked the map app.

He did so and handed it back to you. One look at your phone and you let out a gasp. “That’s the same street I live on?!”

“Really? My papa and I just moved in last month.” The boy said.

It clicked in your head. “You’re my new neighbor?”

The boy smiled. “Yep! Nice to meet you! I’m Kuriza!”

“It’s nice to meet you too, Kuriza. I’m Y/n. I live across from your house.”

“You mean the one with all those pretty roses growing at the front?” Kuriza asked eagerly.

You had a thing for roses especially the red ones. They were on sale a couple years ago and ever since then you kept them well watered and cared for. “That’s the one!” You grinned.

“My papa said your roses were a nice touch to your house. So he’s gonna let you stay there.”

“What do you mean?” You asked feeling confused.

“He runs a real estate business that my grandpa use to run before he retired. And my papa wants to turn the land we live on into a suburban neighborhood.” Kuriza said.

“Seriously?” You turned into the road leading you back towards your house and Kuriza’s. “I’m surprised that someone like him would want to change that land into something so nice. Doesn’t he know about the random crimes that happened there?” Luckily you were never the victim in any circumstances that happened but where you lived was perfect for crime to happen and the perpetrators would evade police detection since there were plenty of wooded areas where someone would go in and never get caught. But you didn’t want to tell Kuriza about the meth heads that like to roam around here because of a gang that sells meth without being found out by the police.

“That’s why he’s doing it of course. He’s clearing out the bad people and making safe homes for everybody.” Kuriza responded.

“Well I wish him luck cause he’s gonna need it. Some of those bad people are really dangerous. And you be safe as well, Kuriza. I mean it.” You said sternly as you pulled up to Kuriza’s house.

“I will, Miss Y/n. Thank you for taking me home.” Kuriza said before unbuckling his seat belt and getting out.

“KURIZA!” A rough voice sounded as a big man in a suit ran up to your window and aims a gun at you.

You immediately held up your hands. “I-I-I’m s-s-sorry, sir. I-I was just dropping off your k-“

“GET OUT NOW! OR I WILL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!” The man bellows.

You immediately turned your car around in a 180 degree angle and went back to the city.

“Dodoria! Was that really necessary to scare her like that?! She was just dropping me off cause she saved me from bullies!” Kuriza scowled at the big man.

“She could’ve harmed you herself and your father would’ve been livid over it. Besides you never know who could harm you in this town.” Dodoria said putting his gun back into his holster.

“He’s right you know.” A green haired man spoke as he walks up to the two of them. “That woman may have been nice to give you a ride home but that’s not to say that everyone is as nice as her here.”

Kuriza looked at the second man as he pouted. “But Zarbon, she lives in the house with roses at the front.” The boy then turned back to Dodoria. “And you just shoved a gun in her face! What impression are we trying to make with our new neighbors!”

“Come again, Kuriza?” A smaller purple haired and pale skinned man in a white suit purple tie and dark purple striped shirt spoke as he descended the front steps with his arms folded behind his back. “Are you saying that woman is the owner of the house across the street from where we are?”

“Yes papa. But Dodoria scared her off.” Kuriza nods walking over to his father.

“He’s only doing that for your safety, Kuriza. This isn’t like how it is back home and you know it. But I suppose I should apologize on his behalf when she comes back.” He said as he looks at your house with his red eyes. “After all I would like to get to know this place better from her perspective.”

An hour later..

You had driven back home after buying yourself an Oreo Mcblizzard to help calm your nerves down. You couldn’t believe that a gun had been pulled on you like that but at least you knew that with a father like that Kuriza is perfectly safe. A sound of a car leaving the driveway from across the street caught your attention as you look to see a pearly white limousine getting onto the road.

‘That must be Kuriza’s dad taking his leave. I hope he has a good day.’ You thought while walking up to your front door.

“Excuse me, miss?”

You were just about to insert your key into your doorknob when you heard a voice with a sophisticated tone to it. You turned to see who it was and saw the back door open and emerging from the back seat was a man that looked identical to Kuriza except his hair was purple and brushed back in a sleek manner. His suit was mostly white with a few purple accents and you just noticed for a second he was wearing black gloves.

“Can I help you?” You asked.

“I want to apologize for one of my bodyguards’ actions earlier. He was just doing his job of protecting my son.” He spoke as he walked towards you with purpose.

‘Oh this is Kuriza’s father then.’ You mentally slapped yourself for thinking the other guy was his father. “I had assumed that was the case. I just never had anyone pull a gun on me like that and I couldn’t help but reacted the way I did.”

The man tsked. “I am so sorry. Let me make it up to you through coffee. I saw a Starbucks close by when I moved here.”

You shook your head while laughing. “Thanks but you don’t have to.”

“But I insist.” He said with a slightly firm tone.

You wanted to decline but something about him felt like you should accept his offer. You couldn’t put your finger on it but this man seems to radiate some sort of air to him. Almost as if you were ‘ordered’ to take him up on his offer. “Ok but are you sure? We just met.”

The man chuckled. “I’m going to be your neighbor for quite a long time so we might as well get acquainted with each other.” He leads you back to the limousine and he looks at you with a sly glint in his eyes. “And please call me Frieza.”

To be continued…..