#frucker

[richamazement]

forgot my roots (now watch me bloom)

Hanahaki syndrome: respiratory disease, typically inherited, where the body produces flowers from the respiratory system in times of great emotion towards another person (generally love of some form, be it joyful or painful, romantic or platonic). Also called “the soulmate syndrome”.

Frank Iero has this disorder (because of course he does) and somehow, almost nothing changes. From Pencey Prep to L.S. Dunes, only the flowers are constant. The flowers, and all the things they represent.

35k. Alternate Universe - Canon. Frank/Mikey, Frank/Ray, Frank/Jamia, Bob/Frank(/Jamia), Frank/Gerard, Frank/Tucker, Anthony/Frank, and mentions of a bajillion others.

I opened a doc for an idea for a fic about Frank having soulmate hanahaki on the 7th of December 2022. It was going to be a short thing set almost entirely during the reunion tour. Then it just didn’t stop and turned into an epic rewrite of canon, twenty chapters spanning twenty years. Over the past month I’ve been posting, one day at a time, and now it’s all here, in the form I prefer it. I hope you read it. I hope you like it. I hope you come talk to me about it. I hope it makes you feel even a fraction of what writing it made me feel. This story has been my everything for so long, and now it’s fully out in the world. Like phantoms forever. xo ktf.

[bongwateriero]

HAVE YOU HEARD OF THEM

[piraytoro]

Happy Frucker Friday

[autistme]

james sightings every day . effervescent

[pissditching]

can i hear a frucker sweep ?

[this-is-where-i-hide-my-bullshit]

Is Frank x Tucker "Frucker" or "Fucker"... the later would be nearly impossible to Google...

[kcyars99]

I did that in 2019. They all need to be Boycotted, with exception to

@Lawrence

, Lawrence O’Donnell. The rest have proven that they can’t be unbiased, in different ways. But I don’t turn on any of their stations! I catch Lawrence on Bravo! Like he can stay but the rest of MSM can and will burn in hell! I am relieved that my internet has been cut off in my house because I never had to see those fruckers again!

[90363462]

Those fruckers apologized. Still ain’t forgiven tho

Never met a black person named Colt. Knew that was crap from the jump

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For Christ sake! APOLOGIZE TO HIS FAMILY!!!!!! Evil work y’all are doing!!! Go to hell. Should’ve found out the information before you posted the first time!!!

When I saw this I was rightfully outraged as any black person would be

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You all are dangerous and pathetic for this...

[kneehoming-knee]

LAUGHING DIET RIOTOUS LY AXIS "GOOD" AND CHASE YOU ALL AROUND THE ROOM KS KC AND JOJO BIA BIZARRE "WIT ZER" WHAMS YAH_ GIANT_ FRUCKERS

[withwherewithal]

Overheard some of the fruckers talking as they walked through the lobby and one says to the other about their meeting tomorrow "well no technology is allowed in the room" which is always a good sign that what you are talking about is good and legal.

Terrible terrible people!

[autistme]

25 MINUTE FRUCKER INTERVIEW EVERYONE GET THE FUCK DOWN

[guiltiest-gear]

OI LUV YOU POSH DICK'EAD OI 'AVE COME BACK GIMME A CIGGY INNIT CHEESED OFF BLOKE DAFT FRUCKER BOLLOCKS FISH AND CHIPS BLOODY BLOODY ARSE. -SPHERICAL SHITE ANON

This is why Brits suck

Also are there any Brits who can put this in American English

[danforthsbasketball]

WHEN WERE YOU FRUCKERS GONNA TELL ME ABOUT THE SASHAPOCALYPSE

[deskmanic]

Please take a moment to appreciate all the great randomized names in Stardew Valley

[legoboyfriend-moved]

I love the frucker, I just saw him and I was yes I will max the shet out of this cookie and then I did, AND THE ONLY CUSTOME I WANTED WAS THE SHARK COOKIE COSTUME BUT NO I GOT THE LEGENDARY ONE XD

WHICH ONE ? IF YOU SAY SEA FAIRYS DREAD TRIDENT OF THE ABYSS I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

[smellycinnamonthundahfudge]

This or That Fic Game

I was tagged by @parallelmarvel thinks for thanking of me btwww :’>>>>

I wasnt sure what the mechanics were so i’ll just specify that what isn’t crossed out is the one i prefer cus i just think it’s clearer haha (i also changed the format to something nicer to my eyes, hope yalls dont mind haha)

slowburn or love at first sight (I’ve said before love at first sight is unrealistic and reserved for pretty people unless it’s a situation where you can glance the person’s personality from that first glance; but even then, establishing rapport relationship and history AALLL THEE WAYY)

fake dating or secret dating (why hide the relationshipp?? :<<< at least fake dating leads to some cute awkward crack bits hahaha)

enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers (i love established history, what can i say?)

oh no there’s only one bed or long-distance correspondence (i dont get the one bed trope as much tbh it’s a bit cute but dont get all the hype tbh hahaha and also long distance is sad and realistic and relatable haha yay)

hurt/comfort or amnesia (amnesia’s kinda a gimmick i think, hurt/comfort is so sad and sweet :<<<<)

fantasy au or modern au (reimagining normal characters in a fantasy setting just seems far fetched to me tbh. but when i see hiccstrid/aos/rebelcaptain in normal life, it’s so sweet yknow :’>>)

mutual pining or domestic bliss (mutual pining is frustrating and that’s kinda the basis of it’s appeal but domesticity hands down)

smut or fluff (both, both is good el dorado meme is right. i mean... how could you choose? right???)

canon-compliant or fix-it (i‘m just a rule following understanding to writers sucker like dat *shrugs nonchalantly* dunno what else to tell ya)

reincarnation or character death (why would you put them thru something like dat?? :<<<< at least reincarnation has that soulmates element going for it)

one-shot or multi chapter (ooofff dis was a tough one i gotta tell ya cus im such a lazy reader so one shots are easier but i gotta go multi chapter cus the emotional payoff is just so much better)

kid fic or road trip fic (I havent read a road trip fic actually but i think it’s still preferable to a kid fic cus good gods im basically still a kid myself haha so gods no kid fics arent that relatable to me haha)

arranged marriage or accidental marriage (as seung joon says, ya take all the fun out of it once u set a date/end point which i kinda agree with but the arranged thing can still be cute tho. accidental is just such a fun chaotic crack idea you cant not resist doing it haha)

high school romance or middle aged romance (like i said... basically still a kid myself. still think hs is a bit of fun)

time travel or isolated together (oof this was another tough one, i gotta tell you bcus i LOVE time travel. buutttt when it comes to ships... sweet alone time is sweet SWEET intimate alone time. LET’S ISOLATE DA FRUCKERS!!! xD xD)

neighbors or roommates (oof yeah i agree, neighbors leaves more to explore plus it’s just close enough to be cute yknow? roommates are cutting it a bit too close tbh)

sci-fi au or magic au (oof dis was a tough one cus im not particularly interested in either buttt i think sci-fi’s easier to process and make up than the blooby bloop blap of magical lore hahaha)

body swap or genderbend (i havent read any genderbend fics where both of them are bent tbh, only seen fanart of it and read a hc post where what if peter was penny so mj was still girl mj. and tbh i havent actually read any bodyswap fics either but i just absolutely adore kimi no nawa/your name which is a beautiful body swap love story so yes i still believe the trope has promise :’>>>)

angst or crack (crack first and THEN you go angst. use the crack to establish the relationship rapport dynamic and hit em in the gut with heartbreaking angst muwahahaha. they complement each other, see? like our fave grumpy grump and sunshiney one haha)

apocalyptic or mundane (already living in an apocalypse is an also pretty accurate reason for not choosing it hahaha cus i mean... y would u do dat to urself? right???)

yaaaayyy this was fuuunnn. im tagging @tare8chan @kanakalala458 @nicehandsfeet @oh-my-fancan @secretlifeofacloud @untitledandrandom and omg i dunno if u know me but i also rlly like ur works @seek-rest i dunno if uve been tagged in this already so sorrs if u have haha but if not and u wind up answerin Da Call well wow id be so honored haha <333