hantheheart · 6 months ago
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uhhh another one cause im brainrotting
Isekai Imagine: Arthur Pendragon (King Of Chaos; 4 Knights Of Apocalypse era)
this one goes out to all the bitches who got salty about the absolute whiplash slap of a character change in our boy
(its me, im bitches)
👏Second 👏verse, 👏same 👏as the 👏first!👏
You wake up in a big fancy ornate room and find that you've somehow body swapped with some wildly beautiful woman, though you only see her visage in reflections and yourself when looking at yourself.
As you're attempting to take in your surroundings, you hear a banging at the massive ornate door leading into the room.
"Princess you must escape, hurry! He'll be here any moment!" The person on the other side calls and, in your panic, you snatch up one of the ornate swords from the wall.
Their scream is cut short as the door is flung open.
The two men at the door are familiar enough that you feel the blood drain from your face.
Chaos Knight Ironside holds someone- presumably the person who'd been trying to warn you- by their throat as some indescribable horror magic warps them.
Your breath is stolen from your very lungs as a man with wild orange hair and purple eyes enters your room.
The King of Chaos himself smiles at you and bows at you. "Greetings, Princess. I apologize for the commotion." He acts as if he was telling you about the traffic on the way here, but the blood on his cape and shoes have you raising your sword.
("if it were me" moment but)
panicking from the impossible situation, you cant help becoming a bit delirious
"Now, Princess-"
"NO, you stay- haha- stay right the fuck there!" You point the sword directly at the King who holds up one hand, looking surprised.
"Excuse you, how dare you speak to-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP IRONSIDE, YOU CRUSTY ASS BITCH!" The man physically flinches, eyes wide with anger but Arthur motions for him to back down.
"Now Princess, let's-"
"QUIT CALLING ME THAT, I don't know what the fuck is happening or why the fuck I'm- *wheeze*- who the hell I am! But you- hahhh- do not come any ffffUCKING CLOSER!"
His gaze hardens and he frowns. "You need to calm down, I don't wish to harm you-"
"Oh but the blatant MURDER of assumedly everyone in this CASTLE is fuckin' FINE, IZZATIT?!"
You laugh, breathless and dizzy with fear and confusion, stumbling back from the door. Your body is shaking, but whether its from the adrenaline or panic is hard to say.
You back right out to a balcony and stop with your back against the railing.
Arthur tenses as you start to climb back onto the railing.
"This is some- fuck- this is just some crazy fuckin dream! And I- haha- I am not FUCKIN with this anymore."
And you fall
A giant hand made of stone rips from the side of the wall to catch you and as you lay there, dazed and lightheaded, Arthur appears over the railing with a relieved sigh.
When you wake up again, you're in a different ornate bedroom but there are no windows or even a door
As you get up, a door appears from the wall and someone enters the room.
"Oh hell no, what the fuck is this"
"You speak quite crassly for a princess."
Arthur motherfuckin Pendragon has the gall to bring his bitchass in the room and give you this gentle amused look
"i... no. I have not been awake long enough to fuck with this." And back under the covers
"Not even curious as to where you are?"
"just woke up dude. im not even a person for another hour"
the door shuts but you have the very distinct feeling of not being alone in the room
You roll over and stare at the man who's pulled a chair from thin air or some shit and is simply waiting
"You really gonna do this? Just sit here?"
"I'm curious about what you said before. Whatever made you think that was a dream, let alone how it seems you knew my Knight by name."
You sit up and you can't help but glare even as he laughs.
"You's a whole bitch."
"You are quite the interesting person." He leans forward, crossing one leg over the other as he smiles at you.
"Yeah, I wonder why."
"Do you know why I came to your kingdom?"
"Not a clue."
He holds out his hand to you. "I've been on the search for a bride to stabilize my rule. Though, after that little stunt you pulled, I didn't think you would be safe in that place."
"You mean you kidnapped me."
"You fell from a balcony on the fifth floor. Was only right I make sure you receive medical care from trusted aides."
"And this plays into your search for someone dumb enough to marry your tyrant ass?"
"Tyrant is rather cruel." You can see his jaw clench and his hand tense. If this is a dream, this is satisfying as fuck. If it's not.
Fuck it. When are you gonna get the chance to tell off one of your favorite characters for being an asshole?
"What the fuck else am I suppose to call the jackass who thinks kidnapping people and who knows how much fuckin murder you've done? And I'm sure you've done a million other fucked up things by this point"
Oh he looks about one wrong move from yeeting you into the afterlife and for a second -just a second- you consider toeing that line
just one more
he throws his head back and bursts into laughter
"Oh, I'm going to enjoy getting to know you, dear."
And he gets up, that chair vanishing
"Wha-excuse me?! the fuck does that- don't walk away from me!" But he goes, out the way he came and the door vanishes behind him, leaving alone in the room once more
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