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uhhh another one cause im brainrotting
Isekai Imagine: Arthur Pendragon (King Of Chaos; 4 Knights Of Apocalypse era)
this one goes out to all the bitches who got salty about the absolute whiplash slap of a character change in our boy
(its me, im bitches)
👏Second 👏verse, 👏same 👏as the 👏first!👏
You wake up in a big fancy ornate room and find that you've somehow body swapped with some wildly beautiful woman, though you only see her visage in reflections and yourself when looking at yourself.
As you're attempting to take in your surroundings, you hear a banging at the massive ornate door leading into the room.
"Princess you must escape, hurry! He'll be here any moment!" The person on the other side calls and, in your panic, you snatch up one of the ornate swords from the wall.
Their scream is cut short as the door is flung open.
The two men at the door are familiar enough that you feel the blood drain from your face.
Chaos Knight Ironside holds someone- presumably the person who'd been trying to warn you- by their throat as some indescribable horror magic warps them.
Your breath is stolen from your very lungs as a man with wild orange hair and purple eyes enters your room.
The King of Chaos himself smiles at you and bows at you. "Greetings, Princess. I apologize for the commotion." He acts as if he was telling you about the traffic on the way here, but the blood on his cape and shoes have you raising your sword.
("if it were me" moment but)
panicking from the impossible situation, you cant help becoming a bit delirious
"Now, Princess-"
"NO, you stay- haha- stay right the fuck there!" You point the sword directly at the King who holds up one hand, looking surprised.
"Excuse you, how dare you speak to-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP IRONSIDE, YOU CRUSTY ASS BITCH!" The man physically flinches, eyes wide with anger but Arthur motions for him to back down.
"Now Princess, let's-"
"QUIT CALLING ME THAT, I don't know what the fuck is happening or why the fuck I'm- *wheeze*- who the hell I am! But you- hahhh- do not come any ffffUCKING CLOSER!"
His gaze hardens and he frowns. "You need to calm down, I don't wish to harm you-"
"Oh but the blatant MURDER of assumedly everyone in this CASTLE is fuckin' FINE, IZZATIT?!"
You laugh, breathless and dizzy with fear and confusion, stumbling back from the door. Your body is shaking, but whether its from the adrenaline or panic is hard to say.
You back right out to a balcony and stop with your back against the railing.
Arthur tenses as you start to climb back onto the railing.
"This is some- fuck- this is just some crazy fuckin dream! And I- haha- I am not FUCKIN with this anymore."
And you fall
A giant hand made of stone rips from the side of the wall to catch you and as you lay there, dazed and lightheaded, Arthur appears over the railing with a relieved sigh.
When you wake up again, you're in a different ornate bedroom but there are no windows or even a door
As you get up, a door appears from the wall and someone enters the room.
"Oh hell no, what the fuck is this"
"You speak quite crassly for a princess."
Arthur motherfuckin Pendragon has the gall to bring his bitchass in the room and give you this gentle amused look
"i... no. I have not been awake long enough to fuck with this." And back under the covers
"Not even curious as to where you are?"
"just woke up dude. im not even a person for another hour"
the door shuts but you have the very distinct feeling of not being alone in the room
You roll over and stare at the man who's pulled a chair from thin air or some shit and is simply waiting
"You really gonna do this? Just sit here?"
"I'm curious about what you said before. Whatever made you think that was a dream, let alone how it seems you knew my Knight by name."
You sit up and you can't help but glare even as he laughs.
"You's a whole bitch."
"You are quite the interesting person." He leans forward, crossing one leg over the other as he smiles at you.
"Yeah, I wonder why."
"Do you know why I came to your kingdom?"
"Not a clue."
He holds out his hand to you. "I've been on the search for a bride to stabilize my rule. Though, after that little stunt you pulled, I didn't think you would be safe in that place."
"You mean you kidnapped me."
"You fell from a balcony on the fifth floor. Was only right I make sure you receive medical care from trusted aides."
"And this plays into your search for someone dumb enough to marry your tyrant ass?"
"Tyrant is rather cruel." You can see his jaw clench and his hand tense. If this is a dream, this is satisfying as fuck. If it's not.
Fuck it. When are you gonna get the chance to tell off one of your favorite characters for being an asshole?
"What the fuck else am I suppose to call the jackass who thinks kidnapping people and who knows how much fuckin murder you've done? And I'm sure you've done a million other fucked up things by this point"
Oh he looks about one wrong move from yeeting you into the afterlife and for a second -just a second- you consider toeing that line
just one more
he throws his head back and bursts into laughter
"Oh, I'm going to enjoy getting to know you, dear."
And he gets up, that chair vanishing
"Wha-excuse me?! the fuck does that- don't walk away from me!" But he goes, out the way he came and the door vanishes behind him, leaving alone in the room once more
#nanatsu no taizai#nanatsu no taizai arthur pendragon#nanatsu no taizai imagine#nanatsu no taizai arthur x reader#arthur pendragon x reader#4kota arthur pendragon x reader#mokushiroku no yonkishi#mokushiroku no yonkishi arthur pendragon x reader#mokushiroku no yonkishi arthur pendragon#fuck aroudn and find out vibes here babeeyyy#also uhh#you jump off a balcony#this is done in a fit of delirium#but uhhh be warned#nothing really comes of it but it does happen
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We moved into a new house that has a balcony so now his lordship can watch over us from on high
#Hubert#that one post of his is getting notes again so here’s a Hube update for anyone who wants it#he loves the new house he and Bernie run around and up and down the stairs all the time it’s good#he’s fallen off the balcony one time and since has been more careful#but I do keep trying to get him to jump down into my loving arms and he just WONT WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME MY BABY MY CHILD MY LITTLE ANGEL#ugh ok tags now#cat#cats#cute cat#kitties#tuxedo cat#black and white cat#petblr#catblr#cats of tumblr#peep the Sasuke and Naruto blanket out wifi password is yaoiranch420 lol
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"Do you trust me?"
#Minty Cat Mondays#i am not good at writing#so feel free to make up your own scenario here#i was thinking Aladdin and Jasmine on the balcony#and you know i'm jumping off the balcony for him#renoux plays dress up#koana#ffxiv#ff14
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It's so bittersweet that Juan was the only one who felt Cesare's constant pain, and he was glad he found something to relate to with his brother, with a relieved smile. He found solace in the fact that he could empathize with him as he endured pain all the time as well, albeit for different reasons. I wonder if he ever knew whether Cesare's suffering stemmed from being trapped in a cardinal's robe and not having a career as a soldier. Also, you can see the frustration and conflict on Cesare's face, as if he doesn't want to kill his brother but he has to since Juan became a liability and would eventually bring the family down with him, especially after Juan's descent into addiction, illness, and madness. Cesare is driven by the desire to preserve the family and because he wanted Juan's undeserved position as a Gonfaloniere. All in all, these two tormented brothers were trapped in their father's vicious cycle of favoritism and ambitions, which caused the tragic ending of their brotherhood when they could have been brothers in arms.
#francois: “[cesare] didn’t want to talk anymore because he knew juan could change his mind. It was hard for cesare to kill his brother.”#david: “juan apologizes to his brother and gives his heart to him and he still gets stabbed and thrown off a bridge.”#the way juan looks at cesare in the 3rd gif and the s7th...he loves him so much i'm jumping off the balcony actually#the bittersweetness was overshadowed by tragedy after cesare murdered him#rodrigo borgia when i catch you for fucking up your sons' lives#“you would end your pain?” “yes."#david: “juan’s attempt at relieving pain is through closeness and hugging and love...#...cesare’s attempt to relieve pain is through murder and fratricide...#...when he forgives cesare at the end saying how they’re brothers and wants to be together. i think that’s genuine.”#anyway i miss them#juan borgia#david oakes#francois arnaud#cesare borgia#the borgias#juan and cesare#tvedit#perioddramaedit#dailytvfilmgifs#by jen
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adds one (1) more person into the mix
#geese art#ocs#oc: kiriltugh#drk 60-70 spoils in following tags walnut do NAWT look…..#hello small child who just stole half of my sister’s soulstone.#you have my friend’s hair and my boyfriend’s hair and my sister’s eyes. hey what#i did get what was going on immediately I was like oh manifestation of my guilt let’s see where this goes#GODDDD what a good questline …. gawd#also i think about that one tweet every time i break my ankles jumping off the balcony in the forgotten knight#i do that…. i slap sidurgu’s ass… i call it a night#stormblood kiril#i guesssss…. not me doing these as yesui in endwalker
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It's a bird???? It's a plane???? NOPE IT'S TARA CARPENTER 🦅🦅🦅
#excuse her#sometimes she thinks she can fly#in that picture it looks like Sam is trying to catch her#“Tara i told you no more jumping off the balcony!” “look at me Sam I'M FLYING”#tara carpenter#sam carpenter
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It’s Valentine’s Day so here’s a little wip spoiler of the sillies
#gimli is very eepy#also I wanted to thank all of you#my comics are going above and beyond the lots random and I couldn’t be more grateful#some of y’all’s reblogs are so cute I just want to hug all of you#also anyway yes this is a new wip comic what did you expect#I know I said I was gonna make a gotham comic but uuuuh *runs away*#I have two uni exams in a week and I want to jump off a balcony#ANYWAY#real tags now#drawing#lotr#lord of the rings#lotr comic#lotr gimli#lotr fanart#fanart#legolas x gimli#legolas#legolas greenleaf#gimli#gimli son of gloin#procreate#gigolas#gimleaf#cuties#lotr fandom* not lots random but idk how to edit that so yeah sorry#my art#my art lotr#my sketches
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Cuddy broke up with him and House immediately spirals into a mid-life crisis and jumps off a building? relatable king
#honestly a reasonable response to Cuddy breaking up with you#like it’s not even an overreaction#you fumbled THAT of course you’re going to feel like shit for the rest of eternity#i too would jump off a balcony if Lisa Cuddy told me it was over#house md
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everybody look at my great aunt’s 20 year old cat
her name is Sammy and she’s made countless attempts on my life
#she’s like if kafka was fucking evil and also a muppet#this thing hates children if you are under 5 feet tall she will attack you#vivid memories of being trapped in my room for hours bc she was outside the door and would attack me if i tried to open it#i was in the house alone and i had to sit there cowering until someone got home to chase her away#one time she jumped off a second story balcony and made a really loud SPLAT sound and just walked away
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12 o’clock
“Y-You’re not a hot math teacher!”
Gon’s brows furrow.
“You wanted to dance with a hot math teacher?”
Killua points his nose in the air and harrumphs.
“Y-Yeah! I did! I mean, you’re always hanging out with that R-Retz! I wanted you to be jealous!”
Gon starts to grin stupidly, and Killua gasps.
“W-Why are you smiling?! You’re supposed to be jealous and possessive!”
Gon hums.
“Oh. But I am.”
#;windy’s stuff#gonkillu#hxh#gon x killua#hunter x hunter#gon#killua#THEY ARE SO CUTE SOBS AND DIES#KIS THE CUTEST EVER HE GETS SO WORRIED HE CRIES HES THE SWEETEST PUMPKIN PIE EVER I STG I WILL DESTROY A UNIVERSE FOR KI 😤😤😤😤😤#GON WOULD TOO AHHHH HE HAS TO MAKE SURE HIS PRINCESS IS OKAY AHH#KIS SO FRIKIN CUTEEEEE#LITTLEST MOST ADORABLEST PRINCESS#KI NUZZLING GONS CHEST IS ALWAYS JUST SO AHHHHH AHHH EATS MY PHONE#SUCH GOOD GK FOOOOOD#THEY ARE SO FRICKIN CUTE#IF YOUR MAN DOESNT JUMP OFF A BALCONY FOR YOU IS HE REALLY YOUR MAN GON IS PRINCE CHARMING FROM CINDERELLA 3 VIBES STG HED DO THAT FOR KI#GOTTA DO THAT AU AHAH TEHEHE#GON IS KIS PRINCE AHHH WAHHH AND KNIGHT#AHHHH#AND HES SO SMOOTH CHA CHA#KIS SO CUTEEEEE#AND MY HEART BREAKS WHEN KI CRIES OMG AHHHHH WAHHH AHHHHHHHHB#SMASHES A BUNCH OF TVS#B-But Gon makes it better 😭🤧🤧🤧#NO YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND KI IS SO CUTE AND PRECIOUS MY HEART CANNOT#HIS WITTLE GIGGLES HIS WITTLE SNORTS HIS LITTLE LAUGHS AND HIS SMILES OMG OMG OMG OMG#HES GONS LITTLE PRINCESS PERIOD 😤😤😤😤😤😤#RIPS UNIVERSE IN HALF#YOU COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE THEM OMGGGG
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honkai star rail 2.1 update
#CAN EVERYONE LOG OFF. I WANT TO BE ALONE.#AUAGGAHSUSUBDBA GJ JEKGJSJFYMZKSKFK FUCK THAT WAS GOOD AND I'm really normal.#i haf a really normal reaction to all of that#aventurine didn't make me want to cry a lot or any.thimg.#and i definitely didn't Lmost throw my laptop at that very last cutscene#holyshit that was built up well. that waS CRAZY#AND 2.2 IS JUST GOING TO BE EVEN CRAZIER?????? FUCK#THIS GAME IS SO GOOD. WHY#i don#'t have many coherent words or yhoughts rn. i need to sleep on everything and absorb it but OUGH#i LOVE. LOOOVE LOVE LOVE when stories make me sit in shock for 10-20 minutes#i love when things are built up and you only piece it all together milliseconds before Shit Goes Down#augh#ik some are apprehensive to touch a hoyoverse game... but csn i just say#if you're going to give any of them a chance it should be hsr.#it's really good. it's Reallygood#i'm going to jump off my balcony
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It still hurt to see Apo still dieing after all the things the rats have done to save him from the van.
They did all of that and what for? Just for him to die anyway? Messed up honestly...
#pre rats 2 rewatch#rats smp#apokuna#still so messed up of oli to do that...#and the court case for it that they had after it?! no just no#i hat the court case episode soo much you guys have no idea...#*hate#also semi related side note that i noticed on this rewatch#those 2 have a very strange relationship...#cause in the garden event where they all went outside oli at some point leves the garden area to immediately get chased by a wolf and#apo is the one who jumps to try to save him#and afterwards in tommys event oli mistakes apo to be the one to push tommy off and pushes him off the balcony#he does apologize to him when he learns that it was martyn and not him tho soo...#strange little guys these 2 are...
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Fucking mountbatten-windsors man (chuck)
#istg chuck you are an absolute idiot#the way i went from all nice and happy about him to wanting him to jump off a balcony in a matter of 12 hrs#for context check twitter#specifically piers and eden's pages
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I'm sorryyyy but would it hurt too much tourists to be a bit more respectful when going on vacation?????
#im not saying don't go partying or visiting famous places#but it would be a nice detail if you didn't get drunk to the point of pooping in the street and leaving your kid there as a gift#also leave the balconies alone... please. what's the issue with balconies!!!! why does everyone jump off them?
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poetry. putting under the cut bc potentially triggering mention of suicide/ideation/sh.
The days they pass like wine
The nights like drunken grief
I wash with stuff unclean
And wonder why I fail.
I go to God with hands outstretched
Receive an answer faint and dim
"Come to my arms and take from me
The water fresh and pure
Wash out the bad and all the dark
And live as you were born."
Hands, my hands are scarred and frail
They reach and trembling drop
An inch away he holds the stuff
And I collapse and cry.
I cannot reach so far as some
Can limp not stride or dance
God helps the weak, but what of me
I try and yet, I fail.
A thousand times I've made a plan
A hundred times I've cut
Look at my hands, and look, my side
My self-made saviour, self made weak.
The pain is never great enough
To clean the sins I've done;
To die in awful agony
Would fit the one I am.
The plans I burn, like I would burn
If my mind had its way
Delete them from my little world
As I too would be gone.
A thousand times I've made a plan
Some days I make a few
The easy, not the best, idea
A coward I'd be. Coward I am.
The pain is never great enough
To clean the sins I've done;
Yet God be thanked he sent his Son
And self made man must fade.
The knife, it tempts
And death, it beckons
The world is hard and living harder
And pain then seems the only way
But ever there is God, so close
Saying, "Come and trust me
Let go of all, and fall
And fall out of your own desires
Into safety, truth, and love."
#okay yeah i am Not Having A Good Time over here#i kinda wanna die but more i just want pain so bad i can't think of anything else#and yes in case you were wondering i have experienced pain like that before but not for years#but yeah. i just. yeah#i really want my knife back#mildly want to jump off my balcony but not enough i think it's a concern#given that cutting i can hide from my parents if i had my knife but if i jump off my balcony i can't possibly hide it from them#idk im probably sounding deranged#tw sh#tw suicide#tw suicidal ideation#puddleglum hours#catkin poetry#my writing#my poetry#christianity#salt and light#idk should it be in the salt and light tag? it's fairly dark but also i would say is thoroughly salt and light-ish#i dunno if anyone says i should remove it pls tell me and i shall.#but yeah anyway#personal
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Was looking up 1850s pipes, as one does. So I drew lestat with one + period accurate hair. Also as one does
#project tag: prove it on me#rule 63#lestat#smoking cw#*hypnotizes you into jumping off a balcony to get the party hoppin*
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