#fucking titanic in a past life? man im not fucking STUPID i ALWAYS fucking knew what was going on

[bellwitchfaggot]

Oh so everyone knew I was Ella enchanted the whole time except me I see

[letusmeetagain]

First i wanna say i really like all your analysis and theories because you put so much effort into them and im really gratful we have someone like you who like i said again have wonderful theories that make so much sense so please i have a question for you regarding a certain well...very dragged topic so if you wouldnt like to awswer i will totally understand it just i wanted to hear YOUR opinion because i really do appreciate your analysis of snk anyway my question is regarding erehisu...not i dislike it but its just im so tired can isayama make em or eh canon already so this clownery end...BUT i really do believe eremika will be the endgame because of all the proof that we have in the manga but people tend to make it as if its a crack ship ugh...what do you think hisu's final role will be? What do you think eren awswered her? Though i dont believe hisu's question meant any romantic undertones what do you make out of her question to eren?

Hi anon!!

Thank you for your kind words T.T

Well... the question focuses on my opinion on which ship has more chances to become canon, right?

I’ve spent some time thinking about my answer to this question, how I could go direct to the point while giving enough arguments to defend my opinion. Prepare yourself because I couldn’t and this will be very long. Sorry...

1. Eren’s characterization + romance

First of all, there is a very important point about Eren that shipers (even me sometimes) forget. A friend that loves and understand Eren the most pointed this many times when I was starting to forget about it... I dare to say that nobody surpasses her understanding of his characterization.

Eren isn’t a romantic person. We all have to keep in mind that his priorities aren’t the priorities a normal person would have. He is like Rick from Casablanca. There’s the duty and then dreams and then, maybe, romantic love (If we take for granted that he knows what it is). Erwin loved Marie but he had a priority. (There’s me finding more similarities between Erwin and Eren). Eren’s current development is more about his mission than a romantic one. Although he plays with romance, he does it while being blatantly blind about it.

Eren got caught in the middle of his normal development from a child that gets annoyed by romance and has some kind of allergy against cheesy moments (for ex. in ch. 3 with Franz and Hannah) to a teenager that blooms to feel romantic love as something important and unavoidable. It’s normal for kids. But Eren hasn’t a normal life. There was always something more important than learning how to love, be loved and express it openly. It’s not that he isn’t able to love, more likely the opposite. He knows how to love and he has his own ways to do it... but the way the world is restricted his possibilities to live a different life. Even in the way EMA never got to communicate properly most of the times. Communication runs sometimes as a question, a statement and no back question (for ex. ch. 3). Eren asked about Mikasa’s reasons to follow him, about Armin’s reasons, where he threw that line about his death being meaningless. Nobody said anything, neither Mikasa nor Eren reacted stating the opposite. They usually don’t have the time nor oportunity to talk or even think about essential topics as feelings of love or labeling their feelings.

Given Eren’s lack of experience and maturity that we could see until Marley arc. Is it even possible that he developed a carnal relationship with Historia before going to Marley? No. No, because it would contradict somehow his characterization. Eren is depicted exactly as someone that took this decision because he lost every single deep bond that would have stopped him. This lack of understanding brought him to this point. The lack of value he places on life and a comfortable life with friends and family.

2. The baby

The whole baby plot point is from my perspective just about the curse and a new generation (maybe) free from being SoY but just normal human beings.

Historia choosing this way was also the safest way to oppose her destiny... strategically speaking. She could trick everyone without being called openly a traitor. So I’m agree with you. Her question wasn’t romantic.

3. The father and his meaning

The father is, as I pointed out once in my Twitter acc., the farmer. My reasons are that there is a meaning behind his existence. He was a boy that dared Historia to break the rules and stop being submissive. He is aligned with Historia’s current role as someone who stopped being the good girl that follows stupid and detrimental rules in disregard of her own life. He is also a man that decided to redeem himself by helping her with the orphanage without trying to get her attention at all. Being a normal person who enjoys a normal life and also redemption. I’m not saying necessarily that it’s about love, but he isn’t just a nobody. He holds a deep, positive meaning for the story. Isayama pairs usually a sinner and an “innocent”: Annie and Armin, Eren and Mikasa, Erwin and Levi, Ymir and Krista, Historia and the Farmer. Eren and Historia are the current sinners on the matter that both chose the rumbling... let’s say.

Why this kind of pairing? Because one has to contribute to the improvement of the other. Two sinners (with the same crime and perspective) can’t help each other. It’s opposition what will bring them to overcome their weaknesses.

4. Development of the couples

That being said, Eren and Mikasa as pair are in the focus. Isayama went through 10 years of development of most of the pairs to build up a support for EreMika. He build parallels with YumiHisu and Falbi and gave us hints to understand EM better. The vow he made to her was probably one of those moments when he started to be romantic without noticing.

5. Eren and Historia: their moments

EH interactions are, conversely, of other nature. Both feel related about the point of carrying a big burden. While Eren has to save humanity fighting, Historia has the role of a founder who has to assure humanity’s survival by having children and keeping the royal family alive. Both want to be free from that burden and end up being “partners in crime” by betraying everyone. I’m missing the romantic interactions to be very honest. It’s because Eren is so self-focused that he anchors here when someone who is alone and having the same problems and feelings appears. But... where did the fandom start to see something between them?

Two moments. The moment when he said “she is admirable” and the moment when he insisted to spare her life. That obsession that is so tricky to even be explained.

The first one made a difference between how Eren acknowledges Historia’s attributes and disregards Mikasa’s. The fandom uses this to point out that Eren likes Historia more. Well, no. His relationship towards Mikasa was characterized by jealousy. He won’t admit anything.

Regarding his “obsession” to save her... this started when he knew the existence of Eren Krüger, his thoughts and the whole story about Dina. It wasn’t before that. We must also admit that Historia’s safety was related to more characters than just Eren. Since the very beginning, her safety was conveniently displayed by Frieda, Ymir and Reiner, what makes me believe that her destiny was to give birth to this baby (aka. plot armor). Her role is to avoid becoming a titan by her own choice, that’s her arc. With Krüger we also knew the importance of a royal: they can give birth to more convenient instruments for war. Knowing that he was devoted to the mission, I believe that Eren is being influenced by him (I want to highlight the word “influenced” as something different to manipulated). So this is all related to the mission and the final outcome about Ymir, the curse, the power and the baby. Eren partly wants to grant her the chance to choose, but he also pushes her to do so based on part of her desires because of the mission as he did with Grisha.

Add here the fact that Historia was prepared to sacrifice his life at the cave if it was needed. That shows her priorities.

A lot of EH shippers claim that she saved him. Regarding her role as savior, I’m more objective and skeptical. She spared his life, but emotionally speaking, she didn’t really save him. The proof is that he was still low, thinking that he was a nobody. Carla’s words were the message with enough impact to relieve him and make him open himself to Armin and Mikasa and tell them about his sorrows. This shows the difference on the impact on him when it comes to Historia and when it comes to Carla... this happens again in ch. 131. He thinks about his mother instead of Historia who was the one reproving his plan. To me, Historia is his friend and inspired him to fight just for his sake against the system and rebel those who are over him and oppressing him. But his soft side is related to Carla, Armin and Mikasa: his family and those, who appreciate his life over his fate and urge of freedom and to be acknowledged.

Bonus: when Eren told Historia that she saved him was more like “You chose this path once and I’m sorry. I’ll be starting the rumbling and you contributed”. Historia’s face to that looks like this: “Oh no...I fucked up”. It doesn’t look like “Oh no... I don’t regret saving you because I love you and I can’t live without you”. On the contrary, that’s when she realizes that she was part of this since the beginning and that by saving him, she chose to let the rumbling happen once in the past. Then she goes along with the plan for her own reasons and because she hasn’t better options to choose either.

Summary:

Eren didn’t develop as a romantic person yet nor prioritized romantic love over his mission. It goes against a previous explicit development of EH before the trip to Marley. The farmer has a positive meaning as the father. EM is more developed and shows romantic undertones and common tropes. EH hasn’t romantic undertones and it’s more related to the mission to save the eldians.

So... that was it. Sorry again for the length and thank you for the ask!

[rebelliouslala]

Hades

YOU ARE PERSEPHONE, GODDESS OF SPRING AND THE FUTURE HEIR TO DEMETER

and you hate your life :)

like the amount of pressure your mom puts on you wants you to just die

you would do fucking

ANYTHING

just to meet Hades

cuz he’s the god of the dead

also you always heard his name and felt so compelled to him???

anyways you heard he knew your mother well, since they both fought in the Titan Wars

one day because she put you in a pissy mood because you helped a nymph out with her garden, since she was dating Apollo or something

your mom was even designating you guard nymphs??

it was stupid but you went to your mom all sweet and *gag*

“Mother?”

“what is it, my dear?”

“May I have some books about the god of the underworld?”

her face turned a pale green, and you knew you got her ass good lmaoooooo

but you also uh-

dude you got your ass BeAt

so you’re pacing the room, complaining to your pet cat about your bitch of a mom

she had given you history books about the long long long long long long long long and kinda long history of the earth

if you don’t write a report on it you didn’t get to go outside

which is where you THRIVE

like ur the goddess of spring ur mom rly just shutting you in!???

so you go into your little mini garden and read a little

and plan on how to bs this stupid 23451683729 word essay

meanwhile demeter is going to the underworld

she arrives at the river styx where Hades is, greeting all the new souls while his dog, Cerbie sniff them

he only calls him Cerberus if he’s being a bad boi

but he’s usually a good boi :))

“yo, bin?”

“AYYYYY whats up” he smiles cutely

because he’s a cutie

“stay away from my daughter”

he scrunches his nose up in confusion “?”

“u know what the frick im talking about, now stay”

he scratches his head, “uhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm?”

“stfu okay just stay away and thats it fool”

she disappears and even the souls were like, “uh your majesty what in Hades was that”

he kinda shrugs and goes inside with them

but now HE’S worried

because he didn’t even fuckin know you existed

not in a bad way, like he’s a busy man

he only focuses on the underworld and making it enjoyable for everyone, meeting everyone’s needs

he’s a good king :D

so that night he’s trying to hold himself back

but when he’s curious he gets rly fidgety

“HYPNOS!”

he comes back and smiles a little too romantically, “hey boss”

“d-do you uh, know demeter’s daughter?”

“yeah, she’s a decade or so younger-”

“SHE”S 10?!” bin gets up and he starts to scream

jinjin sighs, “no, dude she’s ABOUT 10 years younger than you”

the king relaxes, “oh, phew”

“why? interested?”

“sorta, demeter said i was messing with her, idek who she is”

Jinjin CACKLES in his face

“you haven’t even lost your virginity—?”

“shut up please, just, thanks”

“yeah, don’t mess with demeter, or persephone”

before Bin can ask why, jinjin is gone

so now ur home reading you finally got the right invisible ink to copy&paste ur essay

along with a few of your own words so it sounds more authentic lol

your mom then busts in, and thankfully you’re writing the last sentence

“hey”

“ready to apologize to me?”

“I was just curious mother! you know all of these amazing gods!”

“They are not amazing! He is the god of the dead!”

“He RULES the underworld”

demeter groans and checks your essay

you smile when she grumbles you can be on earth for a week for your work

but

you have to host with your mom about the festival of harvest

however

by some sort of MaGIcAl force

Hades is there too with Hypnos :)

you’re in the festival, being crowned, giggling at Dionysus flirting with you

Bin is in the crowd, drinking mortal beer which hey wasn’t half bad

he hears your giggle, which sounds like gold but as s o u n d

He literally fucking crushes his jug at seeing how innocent, how adorable you look

it’s love at first sight really

“h-hypnos?” he asks, but that fool is gone

you stand on your little throne, next to Dionysus and Demeter, all of the garden nymphs

hell even Apollo and Artemis is there

You raise your arms up, and out sprouts pretty marigolds, the trees turning into the color of flames

Bin can’t help but watch, and when Jinjin comes back, he sees his boss staring like a puppy at you greeting and blessing farmers

“uh—?”

“jinjin i want to know who she is”

“uhm”

“i will marry her immediately” bin declares, holding his right hand man

“I GOTTA KNOW”

“that’s persephone”

Bin literally almost choked on his own fucking saliva

“WHAT?”

“fuck sire, uh, dude idk how to tell you, but, yeah,”

he looks at you, sighing

well

now he’s

royally

fucked

thankfully though

Cupid is there

and he knows about puppy love from 478645 miles away

so he takes you by the arm

“Y/N???????/ omg it has been SOOOOOOOO long sis okay let’s go”

so while hades is having a fucking mental breakdown

cupid is bringing you, unknowingly to hades

Jinjin is like “hell no” so he shapeshifts as Bin, and hides him near Zeus who is trYING TO HAVE A NICE NIGHT WITH HERA DAMMIT-

so when Cupid makes Jinjin turn around

he’s met with the god of sleep

nevertheless you see he’s a worker for Hades, and meet a new god yay

and cupid’s plan is foiled

when you go home from the festival

ur all sad you couldn’t see Hades yourself

But he is trying not to freak out that he is in love

“your majesty?”

he looks up, thinking his heart cant take the heartbreak jinjin will tell him

“I went to the Oracle,”

he looks up with little tears in his eyes

“hmm?”

“uhm. . .you’re going to be wed by the end of this year, with the first girl you fall in love with”

from your room on olympus

you definitely heard Hades scream in fear

so after a few weeks he’s calmed down

and you’re being good for your Mom

you were still thinking about Hades, but maybe if you were good, you could meet him?

but nevertheless because you were being good demeter let you roam without any guard nymphs

so you’re humming and making yourself a flower crown

just vibing

when you hear a huge ass crack

you look over and there he is

Moon Bin, King Hades of the Underworld

he wears a very and I mean very revealing overcoat

he has no shirt on ;)

but he has pushed back hair, and he looks

so

hot

you felt something come out of your nose

fuck you’re nosebleeding

he has a tall Dobermann that is about to his chest

“uh, are you, persephone?” Bin asks shyly

It felt like he was preparing this for 2567236278 centuries

it almost seems unreal to just be near you again

you nod, standing up since you were kneeling

dude you wanna kiss him omg mg he looks even better than you had imagined

he gives you the BESt smile omg you are aleady in love

“Would you like to be my queen, Y/N?”

[tommyquackson]

Arrogant | B. Barnes |

summary: you’re an avenger, but you cannot stand James Barnes

warnings: fluff, cussing, reader and bucky are rude af

note: i don’t even know man, i just though of it.

Being an avenger was, in a nutshell, crazy as fuck. Between fighting aliens, terrorists, titans, meetings, training, families and living together you barely get time to just relax and take it easy. That’s not to say I don’t like being an avenger, I love it. Sure, I don’t love every aspect of it but if i’m able to save the goddamn universe, i’m gonna do it.

Speaking of bad aspects of the job, here comes Bucky “Dickhead” Barnes and Sam. He strolls into the kitchen like he bought the place with that god awful smirk on his stupid face.

“afternoon y/n” Sam nods towards me as he sits next to me at the Island bar.

“Morning sam, wanna train with me today since Nats on a recall mission?” I nudge him as I take a bite of my sandwich.

“Then who am i going to train with?” Bucky whines from across both of us, drinking out of the gallon of milk.

“Oh i don’t know, you could try yourself? Maybe you’ll be able to do some self introspection and figure out just exactly how many times I have to ask you to not drink out of the milk jug that literally everyone uses? Or you could finally try to figure out how not be a narssicistic asshole?” I sarcastically smile towards him.

“Ooo, are you using big words in the hopes i don’t understand them, so that for once in your life you’ll feel smarter than someone?” He smiles back

“I’m smarter than you could ever dream of being dick-wad, just cause Steve taught you how to fucking read a book doesn’t mean you know anything” I growl

“Jesus, it’s like watching to tigers getting ready to have sex” Sam widens his eyes. “But sure y/n, ill train with you. Wanna head there now?” He asks nodding his head towards the elevator.

“Gladly” I say putting my plate in the dishwasher before following Sam to the workout room.

After training I head upstairs to take a shower so I can get ready for some party tonight. I step out of the elevator and walk to my room and notice my door open. I peek in and see Barnes sitting on my bed watching TV.

“What the actual fuck are you doing?” I bark at him from the doorway.

“Watching TV clearly” He chuckles

“I meant in my room you dumbass. Get the hell out” I say walking in and shutting the TV off.

“You know you cuss a lot” He says finally looking towards me.

“You know you’re still in my room so i’m going to kindly ask you to leave before I shoot your ass” I clench my jaw. Why is he so damn infuriating.

“Wait, I need to talk to you” He says rubbing the back of his neck. Indicating he’s nervous.

“Make it quick”

“Are you goin to starks party? I uh, didn’t wanna go if i didn’t know anyone there”

“Yes im going, now leave” I say trying to push him out even though he’s extremely heavy.

“Geez doll, even when i’m nice you’re mean. What’d i ever do to you” He mumbles as he walks out, shutting the door behind him.

What did Barnes ever do to me? He should know fucking asshole. I came to the team, wide eyed and fairly naive. I was barely there 2 days before I was thrown headfirst into a dangerous mission with Bucky, who hadn’t said a word to me. I ran into a building, open firing on the enemy while barnes sniped from an upper level beam. I ran out of ammo and instead of grabbing another gun, i went for my knives and begin taking out enemies in combat. I was fighting my heart out when I turned around saw Bucky being distracted by one of their women, so distracted he didn’t notice the man making his towards him with a handgun. I had to throw my knife at him and kill him and Barnes still had his eyes trained on the woman.

He put both of our lives in danger just because he hadn’t been laid since the fucking 40s. Then the cocky asshole had the nerve to tell Steve about how well he did on the mission. Boasted about how many times he saved my life by sniping enemies that i hadn’t seen.

I shake it off and step into the shower rinsing off the thoughts of barnes. I step out and begin getting ready. Once i finish my makeup and move to my hair, deciding to have it straight and down. I put on my dress which is long and fairly tight with a slit up to my upper thigh. I put on my thigh holster and stick a gun on one side and a knife on the other, you can never be too safe. I slip on some heels and and throw some things in a small purse and head down to where the party is.

As I walk in I see a few of my agent friends and head to the bar to get a drink.

“Don’t look, but Barnes is staring you down, 3 o’clock” One of my friends tells me excitedly.

“Gross” I then look straight towards him and lock eyes. He smirks and winks at me and I smile and flip him off, rolling my eyes and turning back to the group.

“Why don’t you want him? He’s so hot, the things i’d do to him” She gushes stealing glances at him.

“Have him, I don’t want him. He’s an arrogant asshole” I shrug.

“Isn’t that exactly your type? Arrogant asshole to the world but cares for you?” She giggles.

“Oh fuck you, Barnes is not my type. He’s too- too” I grow frustrated trying to come up with a word.

“Too alluring?” A voice speaks from behind us.

I turn around and see Barnes leaning on the bar, a glass of whiskey in his metal hand.

“do you always listen in on a lady’s conversation?” I groan.

“A lady? No never. Yours? As much as I can” He puts on the stupid smirk again and licks his lips.

“Well than listen to this Barnes-“

He cuts me off by taking my drink, setting it on the bar and pulling me to a quiet corner.

“The fuck is wrong with you?” I nearly shout at him.

“Me? What’s your fucking issue? You haven’t even given me time to compliment you because you’re too busy running your mouth lying about how not attracted to me you are. So why don’t you stop running that pretty little mouth if yours for just a few moments while I say what I need to say” He barks at me. He widens his eyes when I open my mouth to speak but shut it promptly.

“Good girl, now let me start at the beginning. You look amazing doll, absolutely breathtaking. The little number is driving me completely insane. Like something straight out of my dreams. I also wanted to say Sorry, we got off on the wrong foot and for the life of me I couldn’t figure out why. I finally asked Sam and he told me you were mad cause of our first mission and how you saved my life and I was too busy looking at another girl. I’m sorry doll. I underestimated our enemy and put us both in danger. I’m also sorry for biting back at ya these past few years. You mean the world to me, even if I don’t act like it. I wanna make it up to you doll, you gonna let me?” He says, grabbing my cheek gently and biting his lip. I bite my lip before pouncing and pressing my lips to his.

“God Barnes, you are so thick. I was fucking jealous. I only want those pretty eyes on me and me only. I can barely control myself when you call me doll or good girl. Drives me nuts.” I gasp out as I kiss him and his neck in attempt to be close to him.

“My beds been dying to meet ya, let’s go” He says dragging me to the elevators and up to his room.

“I knew it, the sexual tension was too high for me to damn breathe” Sam laughs nudging Stark.

“I’ll have Friday shut down coms and cameras to their rooms.” Stark laughs tapping on his watch.