11/15/19 - Chat with The Producer
The Producer 1:51 PM: "whats up”
The Producer 1:51 PM: "the producer, comin at you again because i forgot my email address”
Xenquility 1:51 PM: "lmao”
The Producer 1:51 PM: "see this is why im at the bottom of the totem pole”
The Producer 1:52 PM: "weed boys light up”
The Producer 1:52 PM: "and yes Bup does enjoy """""fun"""""”
Xenquility 1:53 PM: "Do dimension travelling bad guys still smoke weed”
The Producer 1:53 PM: "everyone has time to smoke weed”
Xenquility 1:53 PM: "Yknow why do these guys have to have fun by killing people”
Xenquility 1:53 PM: "couldn't they just get addicted to heroine or something”
The Producer 1:53 PM: "also im not a bad guy”
The Producer 1:53 PM: "only bup is a bad guy”
Xenquility 1:53 PM: "(I know)”
The Producer 1:53 PM: ":wink:”
The Producer 1:53 PM: "im addicted to herobrine”
Xenquility 1:54 PM: "herobrine is my dad”
Xenquility 1:54 PM: "give me admin or he'll ban you”
The Producer 1:54 PM: "damn”
Xenquility 1:54 PM: "he knows bill gates”
The Producer 1:54 PM: "another spooky possessed minecraft admin”
The Producer 1:54 PM: "just kidding”
The Producer 1:54 PM: "perhaps its best if we leave that whole debacle in the past”
Xenquility 1:55 PM: "Hey why did Bup have to do SKM like that”
The Producer 1:55 PM: "that wasnt Bup's doing”
Xenquility 1:55 PM: "Oh shit”
The Producer 1:55 PM: "technically it wasnt any of ours”
Xenquility 1:55 PM: "Any idea whose it was?”
Xenquility 1:55 PM: "inb4 we cause it in the future”
The Producer 1:56 PM: "something nasty did it”
The Producer 1:56 PM: "dark forces mixed with one of our members”
Xenquility 1:56 PM: "sounds kinky”
Xenquility 1:56 PM: "what type of dark forces?”
The Producer 1:58 PM: "dark forces we're all familiar with”
The Producer 1:58 PM: "things that come and go”
The Producer 1:58 PM: "Noise”
The Producer 1:58 PM: "id answer more clearly but that's not in the cards atm”
Xenquility 1:58 PM: "to which one”
The Producer 1:58 PM: "yes”
The Producer 1:58 PM: "he came down with a bad case of the D”
Xenquility 1:59 PM: ":PROVIDETHED:”
Xenquility 1:59 PM: "wait”
The Producer 1:59 PM: "my bad”
Xenquility 1:59 PM: "did you have to provide him the D this time”
The Producer 1:59 PM: "unfortunately he gave it to himself”
Xenquility 1:59 PM: "woah”
Xenquility 1:59 PM: "can you get him to record it next time”
The Producer 1:59 PM: "a very talented man”
Xenquility 1:59 PM: "I need it for science”
Slinky Stinks△ 2:00 PM: ":regi:”
Xenquility 2:00 PM: ":dad3:”
The Producer 2:00 PM: "if only we had an artist here to depict such a thing”
Xenquility 2:00 PM: "we have a coomer to depict such things”
Xenquility 2:00 PM: "if that counts”
The Producer 2:00 PM: "one talented in manly copulation”
The Producer 2:00 PM: "no coomers allowed”
The Producer 2:00 PM: "company policy”
Xenquility 2:01 PM: "fine by me”
The Producer 2:01 PM: "coompany policy”
Xenquility 2:01 PM: "I hope these conversations get archived”
The Producer 2:02 PM: "they always do”
Xenquility 2:02 PM: "hell yes”
The Producer 2:02 PM: "i just have to be careful not to mention erratas or my bosses w”
Xenquility 2:02 PM: "anyways any chance you could tell us why it was useful for :dad: and :moonman: to be in the past”
The Producer 2:03 PM: "not sure”
The Producer 2:03 PM: "that's Bup's forte”
The Producer 2:03 PM: "but good luck getting any info out of them”
Xenquility 2:03 PM: "the only way he gives us stuff is if we gamble with people's lives”
Xenquility 2:03 PM: "and even then we might not get a straight answer”
Xenquility 2:03 PM: "sorry why do you work with this dude again”
The Producer 2:04 PM: "a baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do”
Xenquility 2:04 PM: "do you make minimum wage”
The Producer 2:04 PM: "*gots to do”
The Producer 2:04 PM: "sorry”
Xenquility 2:04 PM: "cause if not you should sue”
The Producer 2:08 PM: "Bup can often be a hanful”
The Producer 2:08 PM: "and also a handful”
The Producer 2:08 PM: "and also a mouthfull”
The Producer 2:08 PM: "but I trust him”
Xenquility 2:08 PM: "insulting the boss? I'm reporting you to hr”
The Producer 2:08 PM: "no wait”
The Producer 2:08 PM: "i dont want to get docked again”
The Producer 2:08 PM: "my payment i mean”
Xenquility 2:09 PM: "where can we sign up to work interdimensional office jobs sound great”
The Producer 2:09 PM: "you all have the capacity to”
Xenquility 2:09 PM: "the capacity to sign up?”
The Producer 2:10 PM: "well”
The Producer 2:10 PM: "not sign up for this specific organization”
The Producer 2:10 PM: "but you could become a wide-eyed up and coming spooky entrepreneur based on your own merits”
Xenquility 2:12 PM: "sounds cool”
Xenquility 2:12 PM: "How exactly would that work?”
The Producer 2:15 PM: "first you must enter a deep sleep where you can tap into your inner dreams”
The Producer 2:15 PM: "then you must make a sacrifice”
The Producer 2:15 PM: "not one of blood but one of time”
Slinky Stinks△ 2:15 PM: "Did you say”
Slinky Stinks△ 2:15 PM: "Dream”
The Producer 2:15 PM: "then you must do a bunch of other stupid esoteric bullshit and boom suddenly youre the CEO of bigdicks spookyboys r us”
Slinky Stinks△ 2:16 PM: "Cool where I can put my curriculum”
Xenquility 2:16 PM: "i wanna be the ceo of bigdicks spookyboyrs r us”
Xenquility 2:16 PM: "what does this "other stupid esoteric bullshit" entail?”
The Producer 2:16 PM: "no education requirements... required”
Slinky Stinks△ 2:16 PM: "Who shall I contact then”
Xenquility 2:17 PM: "does doing all this shit turn you evil or is it just normally done by evil people”
The Producer 2:18 PM: "moral requirements are also not required”
The Producer 2:18 PM: "also i should specify that all of this is me attempting to describe very non-descript things”
The Producer 2:18 PM: ”dont take it too literally
The Producer 2:18 PM: "or do”
The Producer 2:18 PM: "unless...?”
Xenquility 2:19 PM: "so is basically a "find your own inner CEO" scam”
Slinky Stinks△ 2:20 PM: "Piramyd scheme”
Slinky Stinks△ 2:20 PM: ":funkyface:”
The Producer 2:23 PM: "Damn”
The Producer 2:23 PM: "im starting to realize”
The Producer 2:23 PM: "maybe this is a △ scheme”
Xenquility 2:25 PM: "yes”
Xenquility 2:25 PM: "come to the light side”
Xenquility 2:25 PM: "we have uh”
Xenquility 2:25 PM: "things”
Slinky Stinks△ 2:25 PM: "And uh”
The Producer 2:25 PM: "does it pay more than over here”
Slinky Stinks△ 2:25 PM: "Phisical bodies?”
The Producer 2:25 PM: "aka more than 0”
Xenquility 2:25 PM: "Probably yes”
Xenquility 2:25 PM: "Actually yes'”
Xenquility 2:25 PM: "minimum wage is like 14 dollars in canada”
The Producer 2:26 PM: ">canada”
Xenquility 2:26 PM: "lower in the US but their dollar is worth more so it balances out”
The Producer 2:26 PM: "ill stay here thanks”
Xenquility 2:26 PM: "aw”
Xenquility 2:26 PM: "but if you come here you get to be hunted by your previous coworkers for all of eternity”
Xenquility 2:26 PM: "it's funner than it sounds”
Slinky Stinks△ 2:27 PM: ">14$”
The Producer 2:27 PM: "damn”
The Producer 2:27 PM: "theyll get The Hunter on my ass”
Xenquility 2:27 PM: "Ooo”
Xenquility 2:27 PM: ""The Hunter"”
ARGdov 2:27 PM: "I cant believe BUP and co are running an instagram pyramid scheme”
The Producer 2:27 PM: "we sell knives”
Slinky Stinks△ 2:27 PM: "Fuk”
Xenquility 2:27 PM: "that sounds like the name of an edgy teenager named Hunter”
ARGdov 2:28 PM: "man my mom bought knives from one of those people”
ARGdov 2:28 PM: "seemingly completely unaware of how fishy theyre business strategy is”
ARGdov 2:28 PM: "granted they are very good knives”
The Producer 2:28 PM: "id rather they send The Hunter than The Coomer”
Xenquility 2:28 PM: "hey”
Xenquility 2:28 PM: "you said no coomers allowed”
The Producer 2:29 PM: "im kidding, we don't have either of those people”
The Producer 2:29 PM: "you caught me”
ARGdov 2:29 PM: "wasnt the hunter one of the skeksis in the dark crystal”
ARGdov 2:29 PM: "sorry Im just joking”
The Producer 2:30 PM: "we're not that strict”
The Producer 2:30 PM: "theres just a few rules we need to abide by”
ARGdov 2:30 PM: "like what”
The Producer 2:30 PM: "tbh we're much less organized than those other guys”
ARGdov 2:30 PM: "1: be fucking obtuse and vague to everyone outside of the company”
The Producer 2:30 PM: "Id rather have The Coomer sent after me instead of The Operator any day”
Xenquility 2:30 PM: "hey”
Xenquility 2:30 PM: "you said no operator's allowed”
ARGdov 2:30 PM: "I mean yeah fair”
ARGdov 2:30 PM: "the operators spoopy”
ARGdov 2:30 PM: "glad slendermans not real”
ARGdov 2:30 PM: "what the fuck was that”
Xenquility 2:31 PM: "?”
ARGdov 2:31 PM: "some reaction popped up”
ARGdov 2:31 PM: "it POPPED AGAIN AND I MISSED IT”
Slinky Stinks△ 2:31 PM: "Oh fuck marble hornets”
ARGdov 2:31 PM: "ok its "WOW"”
Xenquility 2:31 PM: "wow”
Slinky Stinks△ 2:31 PM: "That series is great”
Xenquility 2:31 PM: "who reacted with it?”
ARGdov 2:31 PM: "dunno who posted it but I can guess”
ARGdov 2:31 PM: "Im guessing Producer”
ARGdov 2:31 PM: "idk”
ARGdov 2:31 PM: "I keep missing”
Xenquility 2:32 PM: "tf they just used :dream:”
ARGdov 2:32 PM: "yea”
The Producer 2:32 PM: "no sorry i was away”
Slinky Stinks△ 2:32 PM: "Prolly just wolfposting”
ARGdov 2:32 PM: "oh yeah prolly”
ARGdov 2:32 PM: "anyhow”
The Producer 2:33 PM: "also
The Producer 2:33 PM: "”1: be fucking obtuse and vague to everyone outside of the company””
The Producer 2:33 PM: "yes”
ARGdov 2:33 PM: "how long has your organization even been around?”
ARGdov 2:33 PM: "thats not surprising lol”
ARGdov 2:33 PM: "2: do whatever BUP says”
ARGdov 2:33 PM: "3: if there is somehow an issue with these two contradicting one another, check with BUP”
ARGdov 2:33 PM: "4: see rule one”
Xenquility 2:34 PM: "5: ???”
Xenquility 2:34 PM: "6: profit”
The Producer 2:34 PM: "we've been around since the beginning”
The Producer 2:34 PM: "but as ive said, some have come and gone”
ARGdov 2:34 PM: "since the begining”
ARGdov 2:34 PM: "so since before all this nonsense started”
ARGdov 2:34 PM: "granted”
ARGdov 2:34 PM: "this has been going on in some capacity since the 80s, seeing thats when the MC formed”
ARGdov 2:34 PM: "so not really helpful”
Slinky Stinks△ 2:35 PM: "Hm”
The Producer 2:35 PM: "7. dont be helpful”
ARGdov 2:35 PM: "well thats basically rule 1”
Slinky Stinks△ 2:35 PM: "What if u disobey?”
The Producer 2:36 PM: "ill get smote”
Xenquility 2:36 PM: "bup can smite people wtf”
The Producer 2:36 PM: "i dont really wish to disobey though”
Slinky Stinks△ 2:36 PM: "Fuking zeus”
The Producer 2:36 PM: "as i said, i trust bup”
ARGdov 2:36 PM: "you get cut”
ARGdov 2:36 PM: "literally”
ARGdov 2:36 PM: "figuratively”
ARGdov 2:36 PM: "painfully”
ARGdov 2:36 PM: "permanently”
The Producer 2:36 PM: "that doesnt necessarily mean you should though”
ARGdov 2:36 PM: "or something”
ARGdov 2:36 PM: "so you've been around for awhile”
The Producer 2:37 PM: "bup will cut”
ARGdov 2:37 PM: "but are only making yourselves known now”
The Producer 2:37 PM: "theyre really good at scissoring”
Xenquility 2:37 PM: "hot”
The Producer 2:38 PM: "i cant say too much more though or they'll get on my ass about it”
Xenquility 2:38 PM: "if bup is good at scissoring does that confirm they're female”
The Producer 2:38 PM: "like i said i dont wanna assume for them”
The Producer 2:38 PM: "they identify as toad”
Xenquility 2:39 PM: "I mean I don't want to discriminate but it's kinda hard for a man to scissor”
otherLiam 2:39 PM: "Clearly you aren’t trying hard enough.”
The Producer 2:39 PM: "^”
otherLiam 2:39 PM: "Also hi.”
The Producer 2:40 PM: "hello coomerLiam”
Xenquility 2:40 PM: "woah”
Xenquility 2:40 PM: "harsh”
otherLiam 2:40 PM: "?”
otherLiam 2:40 PM: "is that like a racial slur”
Xenquility 2:40 PM: "yes”
The Producer 2:40 PM: "this server claims this is the internet coomtectives right”
Xenquility 2:40 PM: "producer is a huge racist”
The Producer 2:40 PM: "my apologies”
otherLiam 2:40 PM: "i prefer zoomerLiam”
The Producer 2:40 PM: "i meme with extreme prejudice”
ARGdov 2:41 PM: "nice”
Xenquility 2:41 PM: "bigotry makes the memes grow fonder”
The Producer 2:41 PM: "and my dick grow harder”
Xenquility 2:41 PM: ";)”
otherLiam 2:42 PM: "So why follow BUP?”
The Producer 2:42 PM: "we have share the same goal”
Xenquility 2:42 PM: "since when does bup have a goal”
otherLiam 2:42 PM: "I don’t suppose you’d tell us what that is.”
The Producer 2:42 PM: "refer to rules 1 and 7”
Xenquility 2:43 PM: "what if we say finding it out will severely deter us from living?”
Xenquility 2:43 PM: "the truth will blow our mind or something”
The Producer 2:43 PM: "well I dont want that”
Xenquility 2:44 PM: "damnit”
otherLiam 2:44 PM: "wat rules”
The Producer 2:44 PM: "also refer to rule 34”
The Producer 2:44 PM: "haha lol xd”
The Producer 2:44 PM: "theres another XD for you”
Xenquility 2:44 PM: "also could you tell me where your office is located because I keep imagining some stereotypical office building floating in a rift between dimensions and it's hurting my brain”
Xenquility 2:44 PM: "or some sort of general area”
Xenquility 2:44 PM: "like what planet”
The Producer 2:44 PM: "no that sounds about right”
Xenquility 2:45 PM: "fuck yes”
Xenquility 2:45 PM: "how do you get wifi”
otherLiam 2:45 PM: "so how exactly do you “produce” stuff? is it just magic or do you sometimes have to just go to the store”
The Producer 2:47 PM: "i walk down to the spook store”
The Producer 2:47 PM: "sometimes use my spook heelies”
Xenquility 2:47 PM: "is that inbetween dimensions too”
The Producer 2:47 PM: "yeah”
The Producer 2:47 PM: "its like a inter dimensional 7/11”
Xenquility 2:47 PM: "also are there any villains that aren't inherently "spooky"”
Xenquility 2:47 PM: "like just average joes”
Xenquility 2:47 PM: "that happen to be evil”
Slinky Stinks△ 2:48 PM: "”its like a inter dimensional 7/11””
Slinky Stinks△ 2:48 PM: "I'm in”
The Producer 2:51 PM: "Id argue that Bup isn't really that spooky”
The Producer 2:51 PM: "I mean he's toad”
Xenquility 2:51 PM: "true”
pakospooky 2:51 PM: "IIIII”
pakospooky 2:51 PM: "coming”
The Producer 2:52 PM: "oof”
The Producer 2:52 PM: "Pako posting forbidden things”
pakospooky 2:52 PM: "what?”
pakospooky 2:52 PM: "how forbidden?”
The Producer 2:52 PM: "refer to rules 1, 7, and also rules 8 - 99 which all ready "be spookey be spookey be spookey"”
The Producer 2:52 PM: "anyways the boys are sending me out to pick up some spook donuts”
The Producer 2:52 PM: "see you all later”
Xenquility 2:53 PM: "seeya broski”
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