#fustercluck

[tavi-calypso]

Maya : “Don’t stop now…”

Sane Krieg: “I won’t.”

Me:

Literally spent the last 9 hours playing all DLCs in a row, one after another.

worth it.

[burronetta]

I found this interesting thread discussing the possibility that Twitter could go the way of AM radio (transforming into an ultra-conservative wasteland), which was basically the gateway to our landscape of neo-cons and alt-right whackjobs today. Granted, Elon's under heavy investigation for his crappy business practices and there isn't nearly the infrastructure keeping Twitter afloat long enough that it could transform into the new AM radio, but it's a curious idea nonetheless. I might coalesce it into a long, drawn-out essay that I could post here for kicks if anybody might be interested.

[albrakia]

[snappedsky]

Borderlands: Skies the Ultimate Treasure Hunter

Skies catches a train.

*Reblogs appreciated*

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The Fantastic Fustercluck Part 4

“Strip the flesh!”

Moze, Zane, Amara, FL4K, and the two Kriegs stare in shock at Skies’ outburst. In a flash, clarity returns to her eyes and she claps both hands over her mouth.

“I did not just say that,” she mutters.

“Ooookay,” Zane chuckles nervously. “You are officially losin’ it. Ya gotta get back to Tannis.”

“No!” Skies snaps and stands up. “I can’t leave now! Not when Maya needs help! Besides, I’m better now. I just had a-a minor episode. No big deal, no reason to tell Tannis.”

“Skies-,” Amara sighs.

“Look, seeing Maya again, looking so...so real just...surprised me. I wasn’t expecting it, that’s all. I’m fine now, I promise.”

The Vault Hunters look at each other with concern.

“Fine, but if you’re not going back to Tannis, you’re at least gonna stay here for a bit and rest,” Moze insists.

“But-,” Skies tries to argue.

“We will track down Maya,” FL4K insists. “Stay.”

Without another word, the Vault Hunters turn and hurry down the path, leaving Skies alone with the Kriegs.

“You aren’t going with them?” she questions.

“We can catch up any time,” Sane Krieg replies.

Skies groans and hangs her head. “This is the second time they’ve benched me. They must think I’m a burden.”

“They’re just worried about you,” he argues, “they don’t want you to push yourself too hard.”

“Yeah. I guess I should appreciate their concern. I’ve never had too many people worry for me before.”

“You have some good friends.”

[artfullysinful]

idk if someone else has done this w this ship already but im having mcr brainrot so here

[hopewrought]

so, that trailer eh. 👀

[athalantan]

Speaking of the Simbul, what kills me is I actually love their dynamic, but it is so,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,weird for me that she's technically Mystra's daughter and El raised 3 of her sisters

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Teldryn Sero sounds like John Hurt to me, so I try my best to keep him alive after I find him b/c his voice is like a warm cup of cocoa before bed.

Oh. Oh.

I'm a Doctor Who fan. This touches me deeply.

[onlybonesleft]

spoons for rp have been in short supply for a couple weeks because real life is being like what real life is like: a pain in the ass and a massive bitch.

if you'd like details feel free to drop me an IM or discord

I'll hopefully get all my drafts done with in a week or two. thanks for being patient with me!

[pooka-dragon]

So the final votes are here for the stream on August 6th, I will have to figure out a good time to start and you all chose:

Borderlands 3!

I am honestly surprise that half of you chose this game and was expecting MH Rise/Sunbreak, but hey, nothing wrong with a little Mayhem!

And I do have all four of the DLC’s, not the second one since I wasn’t all fond of it, (which is murder mystery that a character did and little added bonus skill for each character) but I do have the Handsome Jackpot Heist, GLT: The marriage of Wainright and Hammerlock, Bounty of Blood, and the fourth one that I can’t seem to say right, but hey, our good ol’ pal Krieg will be there!

So the main plan will be to tackle the main story first, then go through the DLC by their release date.

And yes, I have beaten the game along with the DLC, so I will reset all and amp up the mayhem mode on it. And for the character I will be going with, it will be Zane

I love his dialogues since he is the funny one.

I will most likely will set the time for the evening so I can get everything ready! And if things are looking good, I will do another stream on August 7th, but we shall see how it goes!

See you all on Sunday!

[lokitapendragon]

I swear to goodness I don't know why I keep trying different Dracula adaptions when I just hate each one more than the last.

[corvosky]

OH MY GOD I can't believe I forgot to post this. I got Borderlands 3 ^_^

[pixie-mask]

I just remembered that I really need to get back to doing the Audio posts for Bounty of Blood and then forgot I still have the audio for Psycho Krieg and the Fantastic Fustercluck and there’s so much audio for that one 

[snappedsky]

Borderlands: Skies the Ultimate Treasure Hunter

Skies and Tannis have a discussion about Psychos.

*Reblogs appreciated*

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The Fantastic Fustercluck Part 1

“What is the difference between us and Psychos?”

“Um...they wear masks?”

“That was rhetorical.”

“Oh.”

Skies sits on the operating table of the infirmary in Sanctuary III, watching Tannis pace about around her. The doctor had invited her here in order to discuss an experiment she’s working on.

“More specifically, what is the different between you and I and Psychos?” Tannis continues. “Psychos have spread out around the galaxy, but they originated on Pandora. They came about in different ways- experiments, trauma, simply losing their mind. But one of their common qualities is Pandora. So why aren’t you and I Psychos?”

Skies opens her mouth but Tannis cuts her off. “Again, rhetorical. As I was saying, you and I both spent significant amounts of time isolated on Pandora. Anyone else who suffered a similar fate became Psychos, but we didn’t.”

“I surmise that my studying of the Vaults helped me from falling into Psychosis. All that time alone, I remained razor focused on my work. And that focus kept me from losing my sanity.” “Well...” Skies shrugs arguably.

“But what about you?” Tannis questions, ignoring her. “You came quite close to becoming a Psycho, as evident by your own ECHO log.”

She grabs her ECHO device and plays an old recording; one Skies made years ago, when she was alone on Pandora after Jack’s death.

“I think there’s something really wrong with this planet and it’s doing something to me. Not long ago, I was just wandering around when a band of bandits found me. There was like six of them. I didn’t think I stood a chance but when they drew their guns, something just…came over me. I blacked out. But I remember hearing a voice in my head, loud and angry, and shouting ‘kill! Blood! Kill!’ Next thing I knew, all the bandits were dead. I killed them-no. I slaughtered them with my knife. Their blood was everywhere. I still taste it between my teeth. God, and it had been so long since I’ve eaten. There really is something wrong with this planet…with me.”

“I can’t believe you have that,” Skies groans when the recording ends. “I knew I should’ve burned those tapes.

“Yes,” Tannis sighs contently. “Sometimes I like to listen to them while inside my saurian skin and drinking tea. But I digress.”

[wittness]

the difference between the side missions for guns, love & tentacles ( and jackpot ) vs fustercluck makes me laugh.

for krieg’s, all of them are in the same area if not just exactly the same place as where you accepted the mission. ( at least so far, just finished the locomotive segment ).

i do appreciate it, especially given how i do find the back and fourth missions a little irritating, but also i wish they were a little more difficult, yknow. sorta like the ones you get after completing the memories.

if anyone else has any thoughts to share on fustercluck side missions, feel free.

[mimi-girll]

MUSIC TO SKUNK TO

a playlist by krieg: containing linkin park, like 2 song from the calamity mod, and whatever else fits under MUSIC TO SKUNK TO