#futakuchi.💭

[keitea]

when you ask him what colour you should dye your hair and he suddenly kisses you as you ramble on.

"why'd you do that?" "you look cute" ☺️

hinata, yamaguchi, kuroo, tsumu !!, tooru, kenji, suga, tendou <3

[yanderecrazysie]

Hihi! If your fine with it, Can I request part 2 of anonyance? I swear I can’t find Yan!Futakuchi fics anywhere in tumblr give my boy some love too 😭

Also can I be 💭 or 🥞 anon?

I am more than fine with it, my precious anon! And I don’t really keep track of anons officially, but you can be either of those!

And this is more than a drabble than anything.

Title: Annoyance (Part 2)

Pairings: Futakuchi Kenji x Reader

WARNINGS: Yandere themes, swearing

Summary: You’ve always found Futakuchi annoying, but he’s only gotten worse since you caught his attention.

Part 1: here

annoyance

/noun/

a thing that annoys someone; a nuisance

“That was a great first date, right?” Futakuchi asked, a smug grin spreading across his face. “I rocked your world, didn’t I?”

“It was alright,” you said vaguely.

“Alright?” Futakuchi spluttered, looking highly offended, “Stop being stuck up and admit it- you loved this date.”

“Stuck up?” Your voice raised.

“That’s not what I-” Futakuchi looked frustrated, running a hand through his hair. You had to admit, he was handsome, especially all dressed up like he was.

But God almighty, was he annoying.

The date had been nice- the restaurant he had picked was fancy, but not too expensive. He had paid the bill with a grin on his face that just begged for you to tell him how impressed you were.

It was the talk during the meal that you truly didn’t like. Futakuchi was infuriating. He spent the entire time talking about how great he was and all of his accomplishments. He barely even took a breath, much less a goddamn bite of his food.

The dinner lasted forever because of his incessant yapping, but you managed to tune him out a half hour in, focusing entirely on your meal. He never once even asked if you were enjoying yourself.

“Listen, the date would have been more than ‘alright’ if you had just shut up about yourself,” you explained.

Futakuchi opened his mouth as though to say something, then closed it again. He looked genuinely at a loss, as though he couldn’t believe you truly didn’t enjoy your date with him.

“Well, I have to go,” you sighed, turning away from him. He grabbed your wrist.

“Where are you going? I have to drive you home.”

“No, I’m just going to grab an uber. Thanks for tonight, I guess.”

Futakuchi’s eyes flashed and when he next spoke, it was through gritted teeth, “Why are you making this so difficult? I’m doing this for us.”

“Us?” You couldn’t hold back a derisive laugh, “What ‘us’? There is no ‘us’.”

His grip on your wrist tightened until it was painful, “You threw that ball at my face, remember? You’re the one who started this.”

You managed to yank your wrist from his grip and glared at him, “What the hell is wrong with you? Listen, I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have thrown the ball at you.”

Futakuchi made another grab for your arm but you stepped out of his reach. He pulled his lips back into a sort of snarl, and glared at you, “This is your fault, so take some fucking responsibility.”

You threw your hands up into the air, “I just did, you stupid asshole.”

A sudden vulnerability etched its way across Futakuchi’s face as he reached out for your arm once more, gentler this time, “Look…just…”

He looked up at you with watery eyes, “You don’t have to love me right away, okay? I just… just please stay by my side for a while.”

You hated the part of you who was a sucker for sensitivity. You nodded reluctantly, “Yeah, fine, I’ll hang out with you. I’m not going to fall in love with you, but I won’t abandon you either.”

Futakuchi pulled you into a sudden hug. A soft smile spread across your face, until he whispered in your ear, “I knew you’d see reason.”

You could practically hear the smugness in his whisper. That soft smile was long gone.

He really was an asshole, wasn’t he?

[storytimewithnova]

captains x hinata PT2

Hey hey hey Author Chan here coming at you with another captains X Hinata so let's get into this X X X X X X X Captains And their Queen

Sho:Babes come online please

Bokuto:Baby owl is something wrong

Kuroo:Yeah kitten are you okay

Kita:Are you hurt baby fox

Everyone else^

Sho:No No No I am fine physically i am just sick to the back teeth on those damn simps Especially Atsumu and Kageyama

Kuroo:They need to learn you are ours kitten and we may have a couple of ideas to dive that point home

Sho:Lets do it

X X X X X X In the mega simps GC

They're are aguring again about who sho loves more

Atsumu:Sho loves me get over it

Osamu:Yeah and that will be when hell freezes

The Captains are online

The twins: .....

Sho:🎶Oh boys This is all hands on deck Calling out to lost boys and girls I'm gettin' tired of the disrespect🎶

Captains:🙇

Tsukishima:Huh?

Sho:🎶 We won't stop 'til we rule the world It's our time, we up next🎶

Futakuchi:🗣 Next, next

Sho:🎶 Our sail's about to be set🎶

Yuji:🗣 set, set

Kageyama:What the hell are you lot saying

Sho:🎶 They ain't seen nothing yet Tell 'em who's in charge so they don't forget Tooru  What's my name, what's my name?🎶

Tooru:🗣Shona

Sho:🎶 Say it louder oh boys What's my name, what's my name?🎶

The captains:🗣Shona

Sho:🎶Feel the power No one's gonna stop us soon the world will be ours What's my name what's my name? What's it, what's it, say it, say it loud🎶

Daishou:🗣 Sho~ sho~

Sho:🎶 All eyes on me, let me see 'em🎶

Bokuto:🗣Sho~, sho~

Sho:🎶 What's it, what's it, say it, say it 🎶

Tooru:🗣 (Sho ah ah)

Matsun:Shitty kawa you too

Bokuto:Sho

Sbo:🎶 I'm the queen of this town  I call the shots, you know who I am I don't need to wear no fake crown Stand up to me, you don't stand a chance It's our time, we up next🎵

Tooru:🗣 next, next

Sho:🎶 My crew's as real as it gets The worst is now the best And leaving us here will be their last regret🎶

Futakuchi:🗣 gets, gets

Sho:🎶 What's my name what's my name🎶

Daichi:🗣 Sho

Sho:🎶Say it louder What's my name What's my name?🎶

Shirabu:Seriously what the heck is happening

Ushijima:🗣Sho

Sho: 🎶Feel the power No one's gonna stop us soon the world will be ours What's my name what's my name? What's it, what's it, say it, say it🎶

Bokuto:🎶 You know what they say Bad girls have all the fun Never learned how to count 'cause I'm number one🎶

Sho:💞💃

Akaashi:Bokuto san what are you saying

Kageyama:Tf is this sho come on over now

Sho;💭🤢🤮

Futakuchi:🎶 Ready here, we come We always get our way It's a Players life, every single day🎶

Sho:🫶🏻 hey!

Kuroo:🎶 She's our Queen, we're  her first mate Enemies seasick can't see straight Call 'em fish bait, throw 'em on a hook sho's so hot they get burned if they look🎶

Sho:💛 🎶 It's all eyes on me, let me see 'em I see your eyes on me boys, hey You know what my name is Say it, say it louder🎶

Futakuchi:🗣 Ho, woah Come on

Sho:🎶 What's my name what's my name🎶

Captains:🗣Sho

Sho:🎶Say it louder What's my name What's my name?🎶

Daichi: 🗣Sho

Sho:🎶 Feel the power No one's gonna stop us soon the world will be ours What's my name what's my name What's it, what's it, say it, say it🎶

Kita:Sho~, Sho~

Sho:🎶 All eyes on me, let me see 'em🎶

Captains:Sho~, Sho~

Sho:🎶Oh, say it louder🎶

Kuroo:🗣 (Sho~,Sho~

Sho:🎶 What's it, what's it, say it, say it🎶

Captains:Sho💘

Atsumu:Wtf was that

Kageyama:Sho lets go

Bokuto:Boys  i think they still don't get it

Tooru:Hai bokkun you are right lets show them

The captains: @ our queen

Yams:Why are you @ing Kiyoko

Kita:Who said it was your manager

Kuroo;@ourqueen Kitten we have something to say to you

Sho:Huh yes Tetsu

Kenma:Sho?!

Tooru:🎶 I'm at a payphone🎶

Bokuto:🎶 I threw a wish in the well Don't ask me, I'll never tell I looked to you as it fell And now you're in my way I'd trade my soul for a wish Pennies and dimes for a kiss I wasn't looking for this But now you're in my way🎶

Sho:😘

Kuroo:🎶 I've wasted my nights You turned out the lights Now I'm paralyzed Still stuck in that time When we called it love But even the sun sets in paradise🎶

Futakuchi:🎶 I'm at a payphone🎶

Daishou:🎶 Hey, I just met you And this is crazy But here's my number Here's my number So call me, maybe? It's hard to look right At you baby Here's my number🎶💕

Sho:💞

Kageyama:What is going on i am super confused

Omi:Peice it together brainless the nicknames the songs

Ushijima:🎶 I'm at a payphone trying to call home All of my change I spent on you Where have the times gone Baby it's all wrong Where are the plans we made for two🎶

Kita:🎶 If happy ever after did exist🎶

Daichi:🎶 I'm wide awake🎶

Tooru:🎶I would still be holding you like this🎶

Futakuchi:🎶I'm wide awake🎶

Kuroo:🎶 All those fairy tales are full of it🎶

Bokuto:🎶I'm wide awake🎶

Kita:🎶 One more stupid love song I'll be sick🎶

Ushijima:🎶 Yeah, falling from cloud 9🎶

Captains:🎶 It was out of the blue🎶

Yuji:🎶I'm crashing from the high🎶

Captains:🎶 I wish I knew then What I know now Letting go tonight Wouldn't dive in Wouldn't bow down Falling from cloud 9🎶

Semi:Even though this is cute i am frankly disapointed

Kageyama:😕

Futakuchi:🎶 Star-ships are meant to fly Hands up and touch the sky Let's do this one last time Let's do this one more time One more time, one more time One more time🎶

Kuroo:🎶 Tonight We are young So let's set the world on fire We can burn brighter Than the sun🎶❣️

Sho:💛🫰🏻

Yuji:🎶 Tonight We are young So let's set the world on fire And we can burn brighter Than the sun🎶🥰

Captains:🎶 Tonight Call me maybe at a payphone Wide awake and standing on A star-ship waiting while We're young tonight!🎶❣️💞💕💛🥰😘😍🧡💟🤍🫶🏻

We love you Sho

Sho:I love you too Babes i thought that was obivous

Wait for it in

3- 2- 1-

Kageyama:WAIT YOU GUYS ARE TOGETHER AND WE HAVE BEEN HERE LOOKING COMPLETELY DESPARTE SIMPING OVER SHO AND THIS WHOLE TIME YOU GUYS WERE FUCKING DATING

And there it is

Kageyama:STFU NARRATOR

Hey don't have a go at me and for the record Kags everyone in this GC knew the captains were dating sho

Kageyama: Is this true you have got to be fucking me if it is

Everyone:yep we all have Bfs/GFs

Atsumu:I admit i am a simp for sho but not to the point is was Beginning to sound obsessive am slightly possessive Slipping into Yendere territory

Kageyama:You lot are unfucking believable you know what there Used to be a time when I was so nice, so sweet So polite now I'm  like fuck you fuck this and fuck everybody....

Kags has gone offline kags has removed himself as a simp

UNTIL THE NEXT PART OF THE CAPTAINS X HINATA FT JEALOUS KAGEYAMA