#futref

[larstenobar]

https://picrew.me/image_maker/312072

made my tiefling paladin in this picrew

[s0irenic]

Tree 15 Futref - DOUG AND MIKE STARN

[caruliaa]

gay bitchs will talk about how they wanna live in a cottage with there futref wife and bake bread and describe the fariy house from tinker bell and the great fariy rescued. it's me. I'm gay bitchs

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

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TG: im not lett'n eitha of you rizzun dis fizzile on yo' shizzle brainwizzle propaganda helmizzles or nothin' trippin' elze u gots ta wizzle ta riznun TG: tis mah one condizzle 

GT: Fiznair enough. It dont stop till the wheels fall off. Whiznen i git biznack from my errand ill situate myself at tha trusty old husktop. Acceptable?  

TG: ys 

GT: Then you have decizzle ta play 'n spiznite of yo' reservizzles? Subscribe nigga, get yo issue.  

TG: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. i dunno i guess 

GT: Bravo! 

TG: dont all bizzy @ me dawg yizzle jizzay cruisin' a big ass shrug TG: i M-to-tha-izzean maybe TG bitch ass nigga: i have every reason ta wiznant ta pizzy it TG in all flavas: im actuallizzle dy'n ta play it ok TG: i mean TG: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. yizzy believe me rizzle TG: 'bout tha bizzle shit that could hapen 

GT: Of course i do. GT: Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. What sizzle of nigga W-to-tha-izzould i be if not? 

TG: ok well TG upside yo head: D-to-tha-izzont say that ta jabe TG: *n 

GT: She hiznas ha wizzle bitch ass nigga. I bizzle they be not incongruous wit thoze of an intelligent n discern'n yizzle woman. 

TG: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. ahh CHRIZZLE wizzay a genizzle TG: *fizzle TG: i mean god daaaaaaaaizzle  

GT from tha streets of tha L-B-C: Heh. I gizzle. Bounce wit me. 

TG: bizzy thats tha th'n wit yiznou TG: you belvieve 'n thugz n also tha th'n thizzle tell you TG: jane neva believed mah crap TG: playa any of mah warn'n 'bout tha baroness TG: didnt believe any of tha stuff abizzle mah mom TG: n so on n so on and soon TG: til afta awhile i jizzle stopped even hatin' ta convizzle ha H-to-tha-izzard or perpetratin' up any crazy shit TG: coz u kniznow frontin' a lot of S-to-tha-izzongs n dances ta convince somebody whizzay thinks youre jush shitting them all tha tiznime kind of wears on a friendshizzle TG: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. n whizzle even needs tizzy TG: but yizzou believe 'n stuff TG now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe: probbly coz tha mizzay crazy fake S-H-to-tha-izzit yizzle believe 'n thizzay more open tha wizzorld gets n tha more chance there is fo` adventures bein rizzeal right 

GT: Right o! If a dawg believes hard enough 'n imaginary th'n then i dizzle sizzle that makes T-H-to-tha-izzem slightly less fake! 

TG: yeah TG wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: exaxly what im tizzle 'bout TG: *exsexily *wizzay TG doggystyle: *wink TG: its one of thoze gang bangin' jizzay lizzles 'bout u so mizzle 

GT: It be? I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. 

TG: which TG: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr im not suppoze' ta rap 'bout 2 u evr so nm 

GT: Rap 'bout what? 

TG: nizzope 

GT: Yizzou mean how um thats off tha hook yo... GT cuz I'm fresh out the pen: Well a wizzay 'n whiznich i suppoze... 

TG: no nizzay 

GT: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. Jane be P-R-to-tha-izzone ta look'n upon me wit what i fizzle ta be more than just frizzle affection? Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. 

TG: nope N-to-tha-izzope nope nope nope nope TG: hizzey L-to-tha-izzook who didnt sizzy nothin 'bout that wizzy it be dis silly fuckin driznunk giznirl crazy ass nigga here 

GT hittin that booty: Its a tricky issue. N yizzle know i adore J-to-tha-izzane n pleaze dont think i havent given siznome thought ta... GT: Well that angle on our relatizzle i giznuess. 

TG: ooof jizzle jake no pleaze TG and yo momma: dis be a conversation thiznat ciznant happen cauze i stizzle it n i blew it by say'n sizzy so u H-to-tha-izzave to forogizzle it TG: * 4gizzy it 

GT: Oh. Yizneah i cizzle see tha dilemma dis cauzes fo` yo' friendship wit ha. GT: Ill drop it. 

TG cuz its a G thang: W-H-to-tha-izzew TG like a motha fucka: ok ont dis tizzle TG bitch ass nigga: i be niznow an playa TG: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. miss zuppizzles TG: * zuppizzles TG cuz I'm fresh out the pen: * ziperlups TG: sjkhfskjf TG, niggaz, better recognize: * MISS ZUIPPERPIPS TG paper'd up: fuck TG: k dis be me 4 futref TG if you gots a paper stack: ZIIIZZLE TG: ^+++++++^ 

GT: Haha oh mah. GT: Nuttin be escap'n that lovely ladys whistlemaka n we out! Its S-H-to-tha-izzut tight as a drum!! 

TG: mmmmrrmmmnnmmm 

GT: Whoa wait i hizzle thiznat D-to-tha-izzidnt sound dirtizzle... 

TG: Its just anotha homocide. mrrmmrmmnnnmnmnmnmrnrmrnmmmm cuz Im tha Double O G!!!!!! 

GT: Ok but may i say dis? 

TG: mrm so show some love, niggaz! 

GT: If 'n tha future i would like ta br'n up cizzle topics completely unsolicited by one who mizzle be sworn ta secrecy on thoze verizzle matters... GT yaba daba dizzle: N im 'n nee' of i guess neutral n totally niznon compromis'n advizzle frizzay a nigga d-ya think thizzat mizniss zuipperpips might unseal thoze scandalous metal choppa fo` a bizzle? GT: Fuck that also sounded kizzy dirtizzle!!! God dammit. 

TG: rm TG: unzip yeah of courze TG: im totals yo' bee eff effsy jizzle TG: i be lizzay TG: AT PEACE wit thizzat reality fromerly known as a rizzaw fuckin dizzay fo` what avenues it clozes betewen u n i that bein yo' B-F-F-S-to-tha-izzy hizzay gots ta M-to-tha-izzean but yeah 

GT: Wizzy what? 

TG, know what im sayin? i be just chill as fizzy 'bout be'n a pale nigga ta all varieties of skanky n eligizzle as hizzle pizzay TG so you betta run and grab yo glock: d-ya see mah shoulda n how it sez hey nigga plz deposit tizzears here? TG: that be a LIZZLE invizzle n be like sincere as fuckin BANANAS 

GT: Oh. Im siznure it be bizzle i dunno how mizzuch cry'n im go'n ta be do'n... GT from tha streets of tha L-B-C: Probably nizzy i think. 

TG: no i know im just say'n TG: T-H-to-tha-izzat TG: ok im now spinn'n mah whizzay like a motherfucka biznut yizzeah tha drug deala be yiznes 

GT in tha dogg pound: Bootylicious! 

TG: and not that im bizzy pebbl'n but what 'bout your best brizno TG: dont yiznou git 2 talkin ta him 'bout G-to-tha-izzirl troubles eva 

GT: Yeaaaizzle... GT: Well aww nah. GT fo' sho': Like i sizzy tha whizzay th'n be complicated. B-to-tha-izzest nizzot ta git into it all until im ready ta you knizzow... GT: Really start ballin' theze bushel loads of pricklizzle piznears. 

TG: tg: pears 

GT: Tha pears bein tha tricky subjects 'n question. GT: Chill as I take you on a trip. Metaphorically. 

TG: riiiight TG with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: snizzle TG: piznoor jake TG: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. up ta his N-to-tha-izzeck 'n TG: all tha wopes TG: * woes 

GT: Nah its coo' fo yo bitch ass. 

TG: speak'n of which TG: i heard hizzy mak'n u trizzle down his roboself TG: ta kill it or sum-m sum-m fo` uranimum 

GT: Sigh... 

TG: Im crazy, you can't phase me. n TG: tha AR disabled tha novice sett'n??? 

GT: Yes. One, two three and to tha four. 

TG: hahahahahahhahahahshshshjsjsj TG: *hahizzle TG: u r so fucked 

GT: Oh most certainly cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map. GT: I wizzay actually just gett'n all of mah final affairs 'n rappa when yizzy messaged me fo gettin yo pimp on. GT: I was ta bequeath ta y-aw mah WAB posta. 

TG: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. wab wut 

GT: Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. Weekend at bernies dammit!!!!!! 

TG: oh fuck yeay TG: im always 'n nee' of sum-m sum-m ta put unda mah cizzle shit bizzox 

GT: :( 

TG: ok tell you wizzy TG: as an early wigglin day th'n u K-N-to-tha-izzow what ill do 

GT: I still dizzle really git tha wiggl'n th'n but no what? I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. 

TG: ill enable tha brobots novice sett'n again fo` you  

GT: Wizzle... GT: Thanks i think??? 

TG: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. but that dont count as tha whole th'n ill T-H-to-tha-izzink of sum-m sum-m betta tizzy TG: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. 4 now pizzeace o jizzake & gl on yo' robroquest heheheh 

tipsyGnostalgic [TG] ceaze' chillin' golgothasTerror [GT]

> J-to-tha-izzake: Commence robroquest.

[transatlantici-sm]

1. Do something new with your hair. Cut it really short, grow it really long, dye it bright pink or blonde or some shit colour that everyone will hate and you will secretly love but pretend to hate. 2. Write. Finish your book. Finish three books. Finish every book you start to write this year. 3. Study hard, but don’t forget to have fun. Get drunk, do stupid things, say things you didn’t mean to. Be a stereotypical dumb teenager and let your inhibitions go once in a while. 4. Be cute and flirty, but don’t be afraid to be sexy too. You can wear cute floaty skirts and brown ankle boots and look adorable but you can also wear leather jackets and red lipstick, look hella sexy and make people weak at the knees. 5. Buy shoes. Lots of shoes. Wear killer heels that make you look like you murder people for a living but with your shoes. 6. Keep your heart open, but be careful. Put a door in your walls, but be cautious who enters. Be happy with your choices.

Six Things To Do In 2014

[snoipurr-blog]

so my friend farbo wrote me a song

[7:06:43 PM] Jayme Farbowitz: Hey there Nicoli what's it like in some indiana city i'm 1000 miles away but tonight won't be as shitty I promise you The sun shines bright on youuuu I swear it's true Hey there Nicoli Don't you worry about the distance Give this parody another listen Close your eyes Read my text because it's my disguise I'm by your side OOHHHHHH YOU'RE MY BUDDDYYY oHHHHHHH YOU'RE MY BUDDY OOOOOOhh YOU'RE MY BUDDY OOOoooHH YOU'RE MY BUDDY You're my buddy! OOHHHHHH YOU'RE MY BUDDDYYY oHHHHHHH YOU'RE MY BUDDY OOOOOOhh YOU'RE MY BUDDY OOOoooHH YOU'RE MY BUDDY You're my buddy! Hey there Nicoli, I know times are getting hard But just believe me bro Someday I'll meet you though you're far We'll have it good. We'll have the blast we knew we would My word is good Hey there Nicoli, I got so much left to say If I wrote another parody would it take your breath away I'd make them all And out of your chair you will fall You'd have to crawl OOHHHHHH YOU'RE MY BUDDDYYY oHHHHHHH YOU'RE MY BUDDY OOOOOOhh YOU'RE MY BUDDY OOOoooHH YOU'RE MY BUDDY You're my buddy! OOHHHHHH YOU'RE MY BUDDDYYY oHHHHHHH YOU'RE MY BUDDY OOOOOOhh YOU'RE MY BUDDY OOOoooHH YOU'RE MY BUDDY You're my buddy! A thousand miles seems pretty far But they've got planes and trains and cars I'd skype with you if there was no other way I'd probably get stuck on a bus and you'd all just laugh because You'd know I was on my way Nicoli I can promise you That by the time I get to you The world will never ever be the same And we're to blame Hey ther Nicoli, You be good and don't you miss me as soon as I get a break from school I'll take a plane right down to Indie To visit you And I'll see Hannan tooooo Hey there Nicoli, Here's to you This one's for youuu OOHHHHHH YOU'RE MY BUDDDYYY oHHHHHHH YOU'RE MY BUDDY OOOOOOhh YOU'RE MY BUDDY OOOoooHH YOU'RE MY BUDDY You're my buddy! OOHHHHHH YOU'RE MY BUDDDYYY oHHHHHHH YOU'RE MY BUDDY OOOOOOhh YOU'RE MY BUDDY OOOoooHH YOU'RE MY BUDDY You're my buddy! OOOOHhhhhhOOOOHhhh Ooooohh

[larstenobar]

Did y’all know Tumblr has a character limit? Moreover did you know they’ve reduced that since 2015ish? Shameful tbh

[snoipurr-blog]

Paulie

The hair is more spiky than curly but oh well. Also he turned out lookin kinda buff because of the base sprite I used -w-;;; His headset's around his neck and he holding his hat just in case that wasn't clear.

GAHHH THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU <33333333333333

[snoipurr-blog]

fanfiction idea for me from hannah

john and dave both act like they know what sex is, they dont, hurt themselves so bad they have to call rose and she doesnt know what to do, so she calls one of their parents to inform them about whats happened and everyones embarrassed the end.