what if i tackled you to the ground in a desperate attempt to save you because i’ve lived through you dying over and over and over again and i’m just so relieved to have you in my arms and alive and with me and i will save you over and over and over no matter what and you don’t know how many times i’ve been through this but it doesn’t matter because you’re here and i love you and i need you in my life and id go through hell to have you. what if
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finished dragon’s dogma 2 true/secret end. i have to kill mysleegfg
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When ur bro rips down a “do not feed the birds sign” in ur honour… my g… im gansta im not crying rn
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god brennan being more excited than the intrepid heroes about lou and ally getting that divine intervention is so cute actually i CAN'T!
i love those bitches.
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you guys cannot be serious
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umemiya would say the song brown eyed girl reminds him of me oh I think I might need to commit murder suicide
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Hot midnight take but someone has to say it
Age of Calamity had a better and more engaging story with more interesting character development for a majority of its cast than Tears of the Kingdom did
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I FUCKING HATE EVILLIOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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“Don’t say what so loud?”
The wicked grin on Sanzu’s face stays in place as he leans forward, chin his palm. “That the last time I showed up here we fucked in the back store room until you were crying and creaming on my cock?”
He takes another inhale of his cigarette, blowing out in Woodrow’s direction. A laugh rumbles up from his chest and he wiggles his eyebrows. “You were ‘working’ then too.”
- Sanzu
the bartender’s hands twitched and spilled coke on the back counter, making them hiss and clean it quickly with the nearest rag. he spun to shoot a look at sanzu, a bit pink in the face, squinting over his shoulder.
he opened his mouth to retort but coughed lightly from the cigarette smoke instead.
“enough out of you. i’m serious, it was one time. not anymore. and i wasn’t crying.”
they tried to stabilize their hands as they walked away to offer the drinks to waiting patrons, returning seconds later.
“you really should be smoking that outside. or in the smoking room.” a deflection, most likely.
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Fucking Joel song about a sex averse skeleton is NOT helping with the blood pressure situation but I'd never miss on hearing how he loves to bone
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fyck that old man give me 2 thousand dollars so i can go here^ and kiss my girlfriend
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