#galacticfunerals

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All of you came 11n around the same t11me, l11ke rap11d f11re. So, th11s 11s my attempt at extending the ol11ve branch here; hopefully you’ll grasp 11t f11rmly and never let go. 

11′m Vr11ska, amateur street mag11c11an among other th11ngs.

Tell me someth11ng 11nterest11ng about yourselves.

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galacticfunerals said: Y0u can't see it, but I'm n0dding. The music 0f existence. This is a g00d p0st, 0P. Als0, why? D0 y0u n0t like guns?

Thanks, buckaroo. This beat is BUMPIN’, so we might as well jam out, ‘cuz it’s not going away any time soon.

I don’t have a huge problem with guns, so long as the people that use them are aware that swords are infinitely better. There is nothing that a gun can do that sword can’t destroy just by blinking a pearly white metal gleam off the side of a basketball hoop. Dirk specifically tagged me in a post detailing how guns are better than swords, so I feel like my hatred is not only valid, but encouraged.

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@galacticfunerals

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@galacticfunerals @orangeccandycanes @2cumlord @floramodus Who are you pople

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For every ∯ I get I will say/confess something without specifying for whom it is meant

I’M NOT GOING TO GIVE UP ON YOU, YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

YOU’RE TERRIFYING WHEN YOU’RE ANGRY. PLEASE NEVER GET ANGRY AT ME, THANKS.

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fuck whered i drop off i think this is right sorry if i said hay twice but im such a cowl gall im sure you will ñut cowmplain about it!

that said! hay there =8 D im meeh peixes bull gall extraordinarie welcome to the herd!

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galacticfunerals said: I see. I'm m0re 0f a blunt f0rce weap0n kind 0f gal myself, but given the chance, I w0uld put a blade 0f s0me s0rt int0 my paras0l. H0wever, kn0wing the pe0ple ar0und me, it's just g0ing t0 bec0me a gunblade-paras0l and thus a tad 0ver the t0p. Like, my timeline is m0stly weap0ns afici0nad0s, and they enj0y firearms.

So, collectively, we’ve decided that your timeline truly is the darkest one? I wouldn’t last a day there, simply because I’d take the first train out once I realized what kind of unholy bullfuckery I had gotten myself into with all of this bad taste.

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@galacticfunerals Wher

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Please give them a warm welcome!

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galacticfunerals said: I started thinking ab0ut this and n0w i've g0t a panache. I think y0u and Dirk 'demiurgial' English sh0uld have a chat. It w0uld be fun f0r the b0th 0f y0u.

Nothin’ like a good ol’ stretch for the noggin to get your juices pumping, eh? You can hear it in your ears now, can’t you? The pulse of your life. It’s not a thing-- not really. It’s a concept. You’re not hearing blood, are you? You’re hearing existence. You’ve felt this before, at times when you’ve questioned yourself, questioned every part of you that simply *is*. It’s always the same-- the slow, deep beat that you can’t quite place. I’ve got a name for it. It’s the beat of life, brosif. You’re hearing all of it. You’re feeling everything there is to feel, and it’s music. It’s something that flows and keeps you moving, and every hears a different style, a different tune. We’re all marching on, and we’re just rocking out along the way.

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galacticfunerals said: Please d0n't burn anything while it's 0n y0ur head.

Do you have something against me becoming Ghost Rider? That’s hurtful. Some of us just want to become Nic Cage, you know.

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galacticfunerals said: I think a d00kie an0n is 0n the l00se. Whatever that entails.

May we live in terror of this anon’s presence. I salute anyone who can come face-to-face with this menace and come out the other side without being at least slightly frazzled.

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galacticfunerals said: I d0n't actually have the statistics 0n the firearm-blade divide in my timeline. But if y0u want t0 c0nsider us a dark timeline, I d0n't think that's far 0ff the truth. There's a l0t 0f screaming and pe0ple wh0 need t0 be st0pped.

I’m still hoping that y’all sit down at one large table one day and sort everything out, with all debated being settled over two hot games of Pacman. Whatever issues exist among you guys? They’ll be gone after that shit. Take it from someone who, at the very least, enjoys most of their timeline.

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@galacticfunerals No??? i don’t know you I don’t know anyone named Aradia

help

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galacticfunerals said: Hey 0P, I can appreciate the symb0lism 0n y0ur bl0g.

:)