#garak oompa loompa

[nagusposting]

he's desperate

[littlewalken]

Aug 7

If I knew what it was like to have a normal brain I probably wouldn’t think of half the stuff I do. What ever happened in the rewiring after the TBI the circuits seemed to have crossed and there’s no untangling the wires. This is why I say I need an editor because sometimes I don’t even know what I’ve thought after I’ve written it.  

Like hearing Depeche Mode’s Strangelove and thinking there is a place in a Deep Space Nine story where Garak finds a book of Martin Gore’s lyrics among Dr Julian Bashir’s possessions and Strangelove is book marked. He then learns enough English to read the lyrics and understand them in context before discovering there are hologram videos of Depeche Mode performing the song. Discuss amongst yourselves if Garak fiddles with the appearance of the Dave Gahan hologram.

Anyone doing Dr Bashir or Gul Dukat art and needing slutty reference poses just needs to check out Dave Gahan. 

Someone else beat me to the Vorta and Personal Jesus idea, more power to them.

Once one human being thinks of an idea it is unlocked in the brain of every other human.

I’m JG Hertzsomething in Far Beyond the Stars coming up with the illustrations and ideas, occasionally fleshing out something, and seeing where the others take it. 

That Gashir story is planned out to an almost ending. The thing is I’ve been cringing over where the baby comes from and I might start it over with that idea. I know technically where it comes from but have chosen to leave that ambiguous for the DAMN it’s just how it gets on the station.

Looking for a thing I read about how Garak and Bashir are alike because of their abusive parents to read it again and probably keep a copy. My smother automatically hates all things Star Trek because of reasons I take Repressitall for. 

Another thing I read is an idea that Cardassians are born gender neutral and generally assigned the gender that best suits their personality. I am playing with that idea on another fanfiction became an original idea front. 

Human males can have enlarged breasts via natural gynecomastia and the hormones in their body. Porl now Pearl Thompson is a good reference for how that body type can change as they age. He’s always had soft features, a high voice, and feminine mannerisms a bit like a certain Cardassian tailor. Pearl was also bitch Jimmy Page on the first leg of the Page and Plant tour in the 90s. 

Richard O’Brien’s chesticles are the results of an ectomorph taking estrogen for 10 years in the later years of their lives. 

There was a skit about Family Guy getting their ideas via manatees taking rubber balls with different subjects written on them and putting them in a pipe, right? I’m not doing that thing where I’ve tapped in to an alternate universe again, have I? An Oompa Loompa is president of the United States in this dimension, right?

My writing universe is trying to escape in to this one I think. 

Well, I want to rethink that Gashir story one more time. Most of it involves the baby. Anyone who guesses the answer(s) is smarter than the characters. 

I might take a moment and write the Jeff :p Sometimes when I want to write but I feel stuck on a particular story I’ll write something else. One of my go to story ideas is putting a subject in to the basic frame of a fairy tale and tailoring it to meet their specifics. I have one I’ve used several times with mixed success that would suit the Jeff.

And if I’ve given anyone else some ideas yay!