#gawd put me back in my comfort zone

[laldupattewali]

that sounds like ge-ge-ge-generationallllll ✨️TRAUMA✨️

[borathae]

OK SIBI CH30!

JM GREENHOUSE🤧 ik the character death is a part of the story but i hope we get more insight into JM's other side

ALSO SIBI he wasnt always a monster🤧

OK PPL HV PASSIVE AGRESSIVENESS AND YG HAS PASSIVE AFFECTION UK WHT I MEAN???? LIKE THE ENTIRE BREAKFAST THING🥺🥺🥺🙈🙈🙈

THE WAY HE CALLS HER Princess 🫂😭🙈🥺

HE KNOWS SHE IS A TEA PERSON...FK SHIT UGH YG!!!

You know i do A VERY FKING BIG THING JUST HAPPENES GUYS... YG JUST...? ACCEPTED THAT HE CARES? OH MY GAWD.

OK Sib i wanna talk of something here... and that is childishness. For a few days, this thing has been in my head. Basically, i hv been noticing how kiddish behaviour is generally linked to a certain sort of ...experience... like some ppl dont even realise how a part of them is very kiddish, not immature per se, but like... ok so for example lets take YG. He s a sweetheart n he cares. OFCOURSE HE DOES. But uk the way he refuses to show his emtions... even thats a lil acceptable cuz some ppl r like that but thinking board games and flowers and scents r stupid and naive... while it is very visible how they r either pretending to be this way or convincing themselves to behave a certain way... its so... vulnerable in disguise. Idk if u r getting me but it is like... cuz they think that these things mean being vulnerable they deliberately put up a tough front n only end up showing this other side of theirs... atleast in my eyes. N i was thinking for a creator who has seen and done things we cant even imagine... isnt this behaviour a bit... childish?? And this is clearly my pov(cuz i love psychology n i hv been noticing this around me for a while) but ppl who hv this kiddish aspect to them r scared of losing their comfort zones... Ok i realise my words make no sense and no connection to the story but i felt this and thought of sharing

I always wanted to own a greenhouse SORRY BUT I LAUGHED HERE.... OC IS A ... YA SHE S KIND!🥺😂

I'm trusting you to not mess this up Y DO I FEEL LIKE IT WAS YG SAYING "IM FINALLY TRYNA OPEN UP PLS DONT PUSH ME AWAY OR GIVE ME A REASON TO STOP"😶 IS THIS JUST ME? OH YG?

THE TIME WHERE OC STARTS CONTEMPLATING IF YG WILL THINK HER PRESENCE IS UNECESSARY N ALL KINDA PUT ME OFF... SOMETIMES I THINK SHE REALLY GETS SO CARRIED AWAY SHE FAILS TO SEE WHAT LIES AHEAD OF HER... THE ENTIRE SEQ OF YG TELLING HER WHAT THOSE VAMPS DID N ALL N SHE IS SUDDENLY ALL ABOUT TAE... IK SHE HAS HER REASONS BUT I HOPE SHE LL DEVELOP A STRONGER CONSCIOUS TOWARDS YG AS WELL

TAE🥺😭

THE DANCE TALK😭😭😭 NO Y DO I IMAGINE A GIGGLING TAE CLAD IN KNEE LENGTH KHAKHI COLOURED OVERCOAT AND OFF WHITE PANTS AND A RED-YELLOW SCARF WID A BROWN BERET AS HE SWINGS OC WHEN HE SUDDENLY RECALLED A DANCE STEP DURING THEIR NIGHT WALK NEAR A STREAM🥺🙈🤧

I thought i lost you🤗🤗🤗 NO SHE S HERE BABY JUST FK EVERYTHING N COME BACK TO HER N GIVE US SOME GOOD OL CUTE GIGGLY SEX PLS🤧

HIM NODDING HIS HEAD WHEN SHE ASKED ABOUT SJ HURTING HIM.... DAMN THIS IS SO SAD BUT ALSO HE IS SUCH A CONTRAST TO YG... HE IS SO OPENLY VULNERABLE INFRONT OF HER...I MISSED TAE DAMNNNN😭😭😭😭😭

OK YG CUD HV MADE A DIFFERENT APPROACH... HE CUDVE TALKED TO HER PRIOR TO TAKING HER THERE N ASK HER TO AVOID JM RELATED QUE...OR IDK DO SOMETHING DIFF... NOT HURT THEM MORE. HE HURT OC TAE N HIMSELF... YG CMON NO!

OK UK WHAT OC CUD HV APPROACHED IT DIFFERENTLY TOO😔 GOING THERE ALONE WID A BLOOD BAG?! SRSLY NO NO NO. IT MUST HURT SO MUCH FOR YG CUZ

He really almost lost her n the way he explained the aftermath.. he wud hv been in so much pain if that had happened n everything... every fking thing wud fall apart in a minute

He just asked her to keep his trust n she fkd it up real bad...

He was starting to open up n now he is forced to feel misunderstood... or NOT understood to be precise

I gave u everything THIS WHOLE PART BROKE ME... SHE DESERVED TO HEAR HIM SAY ALL THAT BUT ITS JUST I LOVE THESE BOTH PPL SO MUCH I JUST LIKE SEEING THEM HAPPY NO SAD SAD TIME FOR THEM😭

HE SAID HE CARES! TWICE IN 1 CHP AND IN 1 DAY... I DONT THINK HE HIMSELF REALISES WHAT HE HAS DONE

This is all new to me too! You think i know what I'm doing? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 OH GAWD HOW IT MUST FEEL TO BE THE ONE WHO CREATED THE ENTIRE VAMP SPECIES ... TO SEE YEARS OF THIS PAINFUL WORLD... TO EXPERIENCE EVERY FKING THING AND YET BE MADE TO FEEL SO HELPLESS BY A HUMAN GIRL HE JUST MET... WE DONT APPRECIATE AND UNDERSTAND YG ENOUGH! NO WE DONT!

OK SO HEAVY! SO HEAVY! UM I WENT AWAY FOR EXAMS N NOW I COME BACK N SUDDENLY YG IS ALL TALKING OF HIS FEELINGS😵 TAE SHOWS UP BUT HE IS IN SO MUCH PAIN AND HE IS SO VULNERABLE😭

N OC JUST LOST TAE N YG FOR NOW😭😭😭 OH SIB NO HEART ATTACKS PLS! I MISSED SA SO MUCH N THIS CH... FK IT KICKED PLACES! YOUR TAKE ON EMOTIONS N MIND N BEHAVIOURS INTRIGUES ME... U R SO TALENTED. NOT PRAISING U IM ACTUALLY JUST MAKING OBSERVATIONS AT THIS POINT😂IM IN AWE!💜💜💜

-The Yelling Anon

OK PPL HV PASSIVE AGRESSIVENESS AND YG HAS PASSIVE AFFECTION UK WHT I MEAN???? LIKE THE ENTIRE BREAKFAST THING🥺🥺🥺🙈🙈🙈

HAHHAHAH Yoongi be like "I am evil" *proceeds to do kind things aggressively* gosh I love this lil bean :(

ALSO PRETEND THAT I JUST INSERTED YOUR ENTIRE PARAGRAPH ABOUT YOUR ANALYSIS OF YOONGI HERE hahahah okay so I totally get what you mean omfg. It is kind like of a defense mechanism. You know, maybe Yoongi just wasn't really allowed to be soft and tender in his past and because of that he is trying to repress those sides of him by pretending that he is "too good for favourite things or games" because maybe in his past he was punished by showing those sides of himself. Not like punished by a certain person per say, but more like by life? You know if he showed someone he cared maybe then they ended up dying or leaving him. If he showed that he liked something then it ended up getting lost or dissappearing. So as a defense mechanism he pretends to not care about anything these days, just so he can keep himself safe from potential loss.

I always wanted to own a greenhouse SORRY BUT I LAUGHED HERE.... OC IS A ... YA SHE S KIND!🥺

OKAY BUT LIKE THAT IS MY DREAM TOO holy fuck I want one of those kinds

imagine that's the kinda vibe the greenhouse has because that is my shit omfg I could spend my entire day in places like these :(

I'm trusting you to not mess this up Y DO I FEEL LIKE IT WAS YG SAYING "IM FINALLY TRYNA OPEN UP PLS DONT PUSH ME AWAY OR GIVE ME A REASON TO STOP"😶 IS THIS JUST ME? OH YG?

NO THIS IS 100% WHAT HE MEANT BY THAT OMFG

THE TIME WHERE OC STARTS CONTEMPLATING IF YG WILL THINK HER PRESENCE IS UNECESSARY N ALL KINDA PUT ME OFF... SOMETIMES I THINK SHE REALLY GETS SO CARRIED AWAY SHE FAILS TO SEE WHAT LIES AHEAD OF HER

or perhaps she was made to feel unecessary in her past. Maybe her presence was either ignored or dismissed and now just as much as Yoongi pretends to hate things to keep himself safe, she thinks that she won't be missed if she just randomly dissapeared 👀

NO Y DO I IMAGINE A GIGGLING TAE CLAD IN KNEE LENGTH KHAKHI COLOURED OVERCOAT AND OFF WHITE PANTS AND A RED-YELLOW SCARF WID A BROWN BERET AS HE SWINGS OC WHEN HE SUDDENLY RECALLED A DANCE STEP DURING THEIR NIGHT WALK NEAR A STREAM🥺🙈🤧

I CAN IMAGINE THAT TOO OMFMG I AM SOBBING :( THIS IS DEFINITELY SOMETHING HE WOULD DO AND ALREADY HAS DONE :((

OH GAWD HOW IT MUST FEEL TO BE THE ONE WHO CREATED THE ENTIRE VAMP SPECIES ... TO SEE YEARS OF THIS PAINFUL WORLD... TO EXPERIENCE EVERY FKING THING AND YET BE MADE TO FEEL SO HELPLESS BY A HUMAN GIRL HE JUST MET... WE DONT APPRECIATE AND UNDERSTAND YG ENOUGH! NO WE DONT!

sTOP omfg I am gonna sob wtfff noooo this is breaking my heart :((

Thank you so much for this message! I really missed talking to you 🥺💜💗

[pepperoniwhirlwind]

~Honesty Hour~

     I was asked by @lovelynhiddenkittens to do all 150 questions in the Honesty Hour tag! 😮 Thank you, lovely and curious stranger~! 😆 But since that’s a lot for one post, I’ll break it up into chunks of 50 questions so it’s easier for all my blogging buddies to digest. 😊 Starting... now! 😝

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?      That would have to be Alex. He was warming my hand for me because it was ice cold. Though he doesn’t know that’s because I intentionally held my super cold drink for a really long time with that hand, then casually mentioned how cold my hand was so he’d try to warm it... >//> Introverts are sneaky flirts, what can I say? 😆😏

2. Are you outgoing or shy?      Shy, definitely. Though there are alters in the system much more outgoing than me.

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?      Tyler! 😄 I’ve been staying over at her apartment every weekend this past summer, and always enjoy our movie and gaming marathons. 😝

4. Are you easy to get along with?      I think so. I’m not very easily angered, a pacifist at heart, and a people-pleaser at my core. 😂 So it’s pretty hard not to get along with me.

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

     I don’t know, Alex is a sweetheart so he’d probably help, and Tyler cares but she doesn’t do bodily fluids. 😆 So, it depends. And considering I’ve never been drunk, and seem to have too high a tolerance to get drunk without having to rob a bank to fund the sheer volume of alcohol needed, I doubt this problem will ever arise. 👌

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

     Kind and funny people. 😊

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

     I have no idea, but I won’t rule it out. Alex has kinda been cute and flirty towards me lately, so maaaybe~? >//>

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

     Uh, well, the subject of the last question was Alex, so, him. 😆

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

     A wee bit, yes. 😅 I put up a good facade though, but being asexual, sex is kinda... bleeehhh~ for me. e~e

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

     That would have to be Tyler. :3 She’s my bestie from my ASL classes~ 💜 We have a looot in common, so we talk for hours at a time, in between movie and game marathons that is. 😆

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

     Context: I was spamming Tyler gifs of adorable animals earlier today.

     The Text: “Aaand now I gotta get ready for therapy, so this shall be the crowning gif of adorable goodness!”

     Followed by a gif of two golden retrievers fighting over a tennis ball, with a third retriever (being shoved into the frame by a fourth, offscreen, retriever) resting his head on the two dogs feuding over the aforementioned tennis ball. 💖

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

     This is rather hard... so I’ll just list the songs that I listen to on repeat a lot.

     1. “The Cure” by Lady Gaga

     2. “Insomnia” by IAMX

     3. “Middle of the Bed” by Lucy Rose

     4. “All the Rage” by Allie X

     5. “Wires” by The Neighbourhood

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

     Yes. No. Kinda? It depends... If I’ve just had a shower and my hair is clean, I love it. ^w^ But if it’s been a bit and my hair isn’t all that clean I just feel embarrassed if people touch my hair. e~e

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

     Ehhh... Depends which alter you ask really. Me, personally? Not so much. My family has always told me our family line is cursed to have bad luck, so if I believed in such things, I guess I’m doomed. 😂

15. What good thing happened this summer?

     I’ve started working on myself and my social life, strengthening friendships irl and online, or, at least attempting to. 😅 Sometimes I’m just bad at not isolating. But this past summer I’ve been spending basically every weekend at my friend Tyler’s apartment and hanging out with her core group of friends. It’s been a nice break from the chaos of the school semester. 😊

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

     Well, considering she’s on the other side of the country back in my home state, probably not. She was a lovely first kiss, but I’ll leave it at that. 🤭

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

     With how many planets there are in the galaxy; the universe? Not to mention how many planets within The Goldilocks Zone that share a similar atmosphere to earth within the observable universe alone... How could I not think other life exists? At the very least, in some kind of bacterial form, though, I dare to dream a little bigger. ✨

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

     Well, I’ve never really had a crush, per se, though plenty of squishes. :3 But my first squish did not turn out well, so, no. :c

19. Do you like bubble baths?

     Yes, especially if I go all out and light candles and play music on my phone. 🕯️🎶😌 However, I don’t do that very often. I take showers mostly.

20. Do you like your neighbors?

     Yeah, they’re chill people. The neighbors with the overly-territorial pitbull that kept us prisoner in our car for hours and broke into our fenced-in backyard to take massive doggie dumps out of sheer hatred for us moved away because their dog kept terrorizing the neighbourhood and was going to get put down if it didn’t stop breaking out to chase children on trikes and joggers onto rooftops. So, the neighbors we have now are awesome! 😆

21. What are your bad habits?

     Sometimes I’m too honest and don’t know when to stop talking, other times I’m so socially anxious I might as well be a feature of the wall at parties. 😂 I also have trichotillomania, a compulsive disorder related to OCD, in which I get really strong urges to pull out my hair sometimes, so definitely a bad habit... Just talking about it kinda... ehhhh... moving on. e~e

22. Where would you like to travel?

     A lot of places. Though Scotland is at the top of my list. Scotland is a huge part of my family’s heritage, and some of my family still lives there. So I would love to visit and spend some time in nature there~  💕

23. Do you have trust issues?

     Yes.

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

     Well, anytime I get to de-stress is nice. I know wiping down my face with a face wipe always feels nice and refreshing after a day out running errands and attending classes. It’s the little things that are the most help~ 😊

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

     All of it. If I could edit my body, that would be nice.

26. What do you do when you wake up?

     Hit snooze on the alarm a couple times, get up, walk to the bathroom... you can imagine the rest.

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

     Nope, I’m quite happy with my vampire pale skin, and even my dirty blonde, curly lion’s mane of hair, and my blue eyes ain’t so bad either. I’m not completely hideous, just 97% hideous. 👌😂

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

     Myself. My alters. Tyler. Alex. My Tumblr fam~ 💞

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

     No, because I usually cut them out of my life after they break my heart. Some have tried to stay friends with me or become friends with me again years later, but... no. I don’t need backstabbers in my life.

30. Do you ever want to get married?

     Maybe, someday. When the time is right, I’ll know, until then, I’ll enjoy my singledom~ :3

31. Is your hair long enough for a ponytail?

     Yes, it’s in a ponytail right now actually. 😆

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

     NONE.

33. Spell your name with your chin.

     gtlo nhy (Oh gawd... What a name. 😂)

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

     Mi-Suk used to play on tennis and basketball teams, but our spine is a little too deteriorated nowadays to attempt such things.

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

     Without TV, hands down. I’d die without music. I bleed music.

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

     Yep. I had a bit of a squish on this kid named Travis in elementary school and never told him. My frenemy told him I had a crush on him, and he never talked to me after that. 😭

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

     I either make a joke or just enjoy the silence. Depends what mood I’m in. Sometimes I’m more introverted and just want to sit in silence or listen to music instead of talk. Other times I just wanna connect with people and I tend to crack a lot of darker, self-deprecating jokes as a way to break the ice, or tension if I feel some.

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

     I want someone who is genuinely kind, patient, and funny. It also helps if they are neurodivergent like me, and have similar enough interests, sense of humor, etc. to my own. c: Overall, I just want to feel comfortable and safe with someone. 😊

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

     I buy food at Fry’s... so... Fry’s?

40. What do you want to do after high school?

     I’m already out of high school, bub. Now I’m in college, and I still have no idea. I have dream jobs, dream homes, dream lives. But none of them seem realistic.

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

     Depends on the crime, really. If I hired someone to babysit my hypothetical children, and they forgot to tell the children to clean up their toys, I believe a second chance is in order. If they, however, ditched the job to mack on Paul Puffy Lips next door, leaving my children to starve, I don’t believe I’ll be giving them another call.

42. If you’re being extremely quiet what does it mean?

     It means I’m probably really socially anxious at the moment and would prefer to not be made the center of attention. o~o’

43. Do you smile at strangers?

     Yes, sometimes to spread cheer and joy, other times because I’m worried they’ll think I’m an up-to-no-good deviant or zombified by depression, which is how I feel at least 80% of the time, and worry everyone notices, even strangers, who probably would not assume such things, but that’s social anxiety for you. 😂

44. A trip to outer space or the bottom of the ocean?

     Why not both? However, humans are so preoccupied with space that we’ve only explored 5% of our oceans. I don’t want the oceans to feel lonely, so I’ll visit them first. 💙

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

     Sometimes the looming responsibilities in my life, other times I just don’t get out of bed. 

46. What are you paranoid about?

     A lot of things, but the most pressing concern of mine is that everyone will inevitably leave me because I’m a terrible, horrible human being who doesn’t deserve friendship. 😅

47. Have you ever been high?

     Every day, if I can help it. I have a medical marijuana card and have for a couple years now.

48. Have you ever been drunk?

     No.

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

     No, not really. Nothing is coming to mind. 

50. What was the color of the last hoodie you wore?

     Well, I’m wearing a hoodie now, and it’s gray, with the Nirvana emblem on the front. 😝 It’s my favorite and coziest hoodie of all.

[thedailychalkboard]

Dogmantique

The creative process is a curious one. For me it is anyway. Take this image for instance. Originally taken on a trip to the Oregon Coast a few years back I dug it out of my digital archives because I loved the texture and rust on this old door, painted over many times and showing its age. Perhaps I could relate. And therein lay the key. Absolutely no pun intended of course.   I printed it in color, increased the vibrancy to really make the red of the rust become cartoonishly eye popping and, well, didn't really like it. Next I did my digital zone system thingy and created a black and white that while looking nice just seemed to be missing something. Then as I sat and mulled things over a bit more deeply I had this "Aha!" moment.

What if I combined the two images and created more of a hybrid? And then there it was, just like I visualized it in my mind's eye. I'll save you a blow by blow description of all the emotional angst and fretting over this, that and the other thing which accompanies any created work and just say that I'm happy with how it came out. More importantly though I'm delighted with how it came about!

An interesting thing happened on the way to this finished art piece. I had a morphosis in thought about its purpose and meaning. Originally I had titled it 'Rusted Shut'. Then I realized that actually the bolt was rusted open! "Oh gawd! Now what do I do?" A crazy set of soul searching thoughts filtered through my mind as I sat and contemplated what to title it. My concept was to use it as a visual analogy for how people can often close their minds to new things and ideas. Well obviously that idea wasn't flying its flag any longer.  As I sat contemplating how to extract some new concept or idea from this ship I'd set afloat on my shallow mental sea the word dogma, and it's connotation, popped into my head. A new concept came to me to describe what I was trying to say and portray in this reformed visual analogy.

To complete the creative process I played around in an unconventional way with some conventional processes in both visual and intellectual semiotics and began to explore the idea of how we often grow comfortable and old with dogmatic ideas like believing we are open minded, when in fact, we often keep our true feelings and secrets locked away behind a solid, well white washed, door.  A new word to describe this condition came to me, 'Dogmantique'. It defines this human condition of having a comfortably old and rusted openness to the concept that we define as acceptance when in truth it is merely a facade for what really lay beneath, well hidden and locked away behind this completely white washed door in our mind.

When I sat down at my workstation this morning I had absolutely no preconceived ideas of how this would play out or what I would write about. I didn't even know which image I would share. Like I stated at the beginning of this article the creative process is a curious one for me. It's crazy and can be a little convoluted. But in the end things seem to simply come together. Perhaps this process makes sense to you the viewer and reader and perhaps not. Share with me what you think.

I'd love to hear about your personal creative process. After all, isn't that one of life's greatest joys? It is for me and it's what puts a Smile on my face. Hopefully it puts a Smile on yours as well.

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Isak and Vilde fight over who is a better couple drabble but shit gets real

Note: this was supposed to be a fun thought and drabble but then I got deep lol. I’m actual thinking of turning this into some kind of Vilde fic. What do you guys think? let me know :)

Okay but like all I ever think about is how Isak and Even will now just become THAT couple. You know the one. The couple that are just embarrassingly in love and they can’t be in the same room without stealing glances at each other, or touching, or making stupid dorky flirty jokes and jabs at each other. Like gawd, it’s annoying because they are secretly everybody’s couple goals and omg do they knooooow it. Like oh my gosh I can see them getting super cocky about how adorable they are and oh wow we can’t forget what Isak is like.

So basically I can imagine there being this random convo between Isak and Vilde (because lets be real I get such a sibling vibe between them and I need more interaction like that.) And somehow Vilde just brings up that “omg Magnus and I are the power couple of Nissen! We are unstoppable and everyone knows it!” And Isak who before this was kinda just rolling his eyes and zoning out, suddenly sits up and is like woah bish hold the fuck up. and he’s just like “Vilde, you’re kidding me right?” and she looks at him blankly and replies with an innocent “What?” and he does that really big wide eyed thing with his mouth open in disbelief that she can not see it at all. “Vilde!” he gestures at himself “I mean come on don’t be ridiculous. You and Magnus are so not the power couple here.”

omg Vilde can not believe he just said that, “What?” she screeches before looking at him in sheer disagreement “and what? You think you and Even are? Oh please Isak, Magnus and I are high school sweethearts.”

Isak squints his eyes in annoyance. What is he even hearing right now? “Vilde, Even and I are in high school too!”

Vilde shrugs “yeah but Magnus and I have a beautiful love story, we first kissed at the Christmas party you know?.”

okay she did not just go there. “Are You Kidding Me?! We literally kissed underwater Vilde, UNDERWATER! and he took me to a hotel Vilde, did Magnus take you to a hotel? No because the most romantic thing Magnus does is buy you a stuffed cat.”

“I love cats”

“And Vilde! You wanna hear an epic love story, I mean hello we basically fell in love despite all odds and we defied every single obstacle to be together and he draws me pictures of like the million universes we are together. Because yeah Vilde we are together in every parallel universe because we are that much of a power couple!”

Vilde nods politely and brushes her hair down “Okay Isak but you’re not a power couple. I mean Magnus and I are like Kim and Kanye, separately we are both under appreciated creative minds, but together we are unquestioned, unstoppable-”

“Yeah Vilde none of that sounds right.” isak scoffs shaking his head.

“Look Isak i’m sorry but you’re just going to have to accept that you and Even don’t have the same powerful and I must say, adorable dynamic that Magnus and I have.” 

Isak rolled his eyes and looked at her in complete judgement, horrified at what he was hearing. He was just about to point out that Even is in a completely whole different league to Magnus when both boys sidled up beside them. 

“Halla!” Even and Magnus shouted as they came closer. Even gently caressed Isak’s cheek as he sat down next to him, softly saying “Halla” again but this time it was just for him. 

“Halla” Isak breathed, smiling at his boyfriend and instantly feeling all frustration and annoyance leaving him at the sight of Even’s smile. 

Magnus leant over to put his arm around Vilde in greeting, but she leant over to put her phone in her bag, right before he could touch her, avoiding all contact. 

“What were you discussing that was getting you so mad?” Even asked amusedly, playfully poking his cheek. 

Isak stuck his tongue out at him before rolling his eyes “ugh, Vilde thinks her and Magnus are cuter than us.” 

Even raised his eyebrows “and that made you mad?” 

“Cuter than Evak!?” Magnus shouted at the same time. “Aw babe, Evak is everything we can only aspire to be! Look at them. Their fucking adorable.” he loudly exclaimed, gesturing widely to the couple. 

Even threw his head back and laughed, which of course made Isak smile like a goofy idiot. 

Vilde swallowed and looked up at Magnus, while still avoiding his eyes, “Yes, but we’re the perfect couple Magnus. It makes every sense that we’re together.” 

she looked down at her hands as she picked at one of her nails, “every sense.” 

Isak rolled his eyes, only hearing her words that were claiming Magnus and Vilde were more perfect than him and Even. While Even looked at Vilde in deep sympathetic concern, seeing everything between her words and more.

Magnus of course was just obliviously happy. 

“Well, they certainly do have that over us baby, we are most definitely not perfect. We’re infinite.” Even softened the conversation, hoping his words will give Vilde some comforting peace for whatever was bothering her.

Isak was content with that, letting the conversation go, before announcing he was hungry and telling Even they were gonna go get kebabs. 

“Bye guys” Even laughed before leaving Nissen’s perfect couple alone. 

But lets be real there was only one power couple at Nissen and Evak is their name. 

*Mic drop*

[thicckittyyy]

WHAT I DO FOR LEISURE :)

       Okay, so most of my friends know that I’m not really into writing stuffs (just wanna put it out there lol). Though, I like discovering cool things while having fun around the city and I’m a huge fan of photography too. I love taking photos of ANYTHING about urban lifestyle, food, makeup, you know, those “millenial” stuffs lol. But basically I’m just a yuppy with an SLR, so I thought why not just put up a blog. 

Well, here goes nothing. Wish me luck! >.<

I’ve always had that feeling like I need to document all of the photos I take and share it to my friends, heck, to the world. Like, why not spread news about a new hang out spot, new ideas, new products, and the GOOD VIBES, right?

(Excuse our faces, we just came from work. Lol) 

Like most people, or at least most filipinos like me and my gals, we just go out during or after the salary day haha. Why? because first, we’re on a budget. We can’t just run around breaking the piggy bank *oink oink*. After all, we’re here to work, save moolah, so when we get home to The Philippines, we’re gonna have the time of our lives! YASSS #partyanimals 

Secondly, we run a tight schedule. Working 12 hr shifts in a roughly 18-20+ days in a month isn’t really something fun. We’re physically, emotionally, and mentally stressed so most of us are extremely tired even on our rest days. Not to mention, doing house chores. So whenever I hit my friends up like “Hey! Mall today?” err guess what?..... a rain check. -_-

Lastly, an honest truth, there’s really not a lot of fun stuffs to do here unlike back in the Philippines where you can just get off work and go to a bar or a beach, get wasted, and go back to work the next day with a hangover. *ssshhhhh*. jk. 

(The Pumpkin Spice is back y’all!)

So you might wonder, what do we do to chill over here. Well, for me at least, I try to stay fun and sane by going to the mall, have dinner with friends, and for the most part, SHOP. Nothing fancy. I’ve just always been a city girl anyway and most girls like me have the blue print of these places inside our heads, haha. It’s our comfort zone, we just know it from A to Z. Talk about special talent. <3

My favorite go-to place is Hayat or Danube Mall, the one next to Sahara Mall which is just 20 minutes away from my house. Grab an iced coffee, have a “chismis” with whoever is available on that day, take a stroll, window shop, and if you’re like me, buying make-up or anything for skin care. Lol. 

Now, let’s talk about the latter. if you’re a big fan of MAC, (aside from we’ll be very good gal pals) do you know that they have a promo this month? They’re selling all their bestsellers in MINI VERSION which means you only get to pay LESS THAN half of the original prices. Cool, RIGHT?!

Name it! They’re Fix Plus, strobe light primer, mascaras, even their concealers I think. And of course, their highly pigmented and topnotch lipstick shades like RUBY WOO, WHIRL, MEHR, AND VELVET TEDDY!! Gah, I just couldn’t resist!  

Love, my friend who’s wearing the blue scarf in the first pic, even told me that I totally change my personality whenever I step into a make up store. Lol. (Don’t worry, I don’t have a split personality disorder... NOT YET lol). Because I entered the mall with a totally calm me, and a minute after seeing the store, I went coo coo! >.<

 So, can you IMAGINE how I reacted when I saw this?! haha. #crazy

The small versions are being sold for only 49sr (around 680 pesos). The upsides are: it’s the best especially if you don’t wanna commit into buying a regular, bigger one which is around 110sr (1,500 pesos more or less), and it’s more travel friendly. 

Compared to the original packages above, the mini version looks super cute next to them. I purchased the shade called “Velvet Teddy” which I’ve been planning to buy but never did. I wish I could swatch and show it to you, but I’d rather apply it with my full make up on instead of just wasting a sample on my hand or arm. It’s tiny that I can’t afford to waste a dang swipe! haha! sorry x

To put a cherry on top, there are a couple of other makeup brands that are sitting right next to MAC. My friends went bonkers to the popular Korean Brand ETUDE HOUSE while I pranced my way to NYX with the following words that rang inside my head: “Dear gawd, please, stop me!!!!! This is soooooo not planned.” hahaha

Naturally, I got another product. T_T 

They’re not as expensive as the high-end brands out there, with a price tag of only 35sr and are re-usable too, I just couldn’t stop myself from grabbing these wispy lashes! They’re not mink, nope, but they look as gorgeous! 

The next thing I know, the cashier was already handing out the change into my hand. Perhaps you’ve heard about  cliché: “it’s so bad but it feels sooo good”? Coz that’s exactly how I felt at that moment, I totally lost control of myself. AGAIN. 

*Great job, kitty, giving in to temptation is exactly your forté.*

So, anywho, that’s it for now. Remember, the promo in Mac is only for the month of September according to the MAC sales rep (but they may extend it for the next months) and it’s okay to treat yo self from time to time kids! haha till the next! x - Kitty

[miranwolf]

MARCH UPDATE

y there guys! As always I wanna open up by giving my sincere thanks and gratitude for all of you whom are with me and have been with me over the many years. Between fans and friends, Im still breathing and a big portion is thanks to you guys. First major thing I wanna post as an update, I moved! Me and the family found an amazing house in a neat little town in Wisconsin (Sorry Vikings fans) and have been settled in for a week or two now. It put a bit of a slowed and stressed pace on me on the weeks leading up and the week or so afterwards but I got through it. Im working hard with out a job, to spend as much time as I can on my artwork and my entertainment skills. Major thing about that? MORE STREAMS! Between being settled and now having a stable internet (Thank you Spectrum) I can now get back into the field that I feel I really flourished in and that was art streaming. Thanks to Picarto's change in policy a long ways back, I can add gaming to that and there are a hand full of games I plan to play and Rage Quit to. So stay tuned to that. Second big thing, the ugly F word of finances. My prices will be experiencing a shift and an increase soon, I want this to be a FAIR and UPFRONT notice so no one goes, BY GAWD. Ive started getting the calls on my bills from debt collectors and that's no ones fault but my own. I dont ask for free money on principle even in hardest times, so that means that even though my prices will go up, my commission slots and quality of work will increase as well. Instead of doing my best to give the best quality I can, Im gonna push above and beyond that. Ive broken my artistic comfort zones before and dammit I intend to do so again! Another big announcement is that once I can get back on my feet, I have a pet project I will be going into as well called OGPW (Omniversal Grand Prix Wrestling) which will be a comic I plan to make in a format and style i have been privately tinkering with here and there and I think Im ready to start working on a pilot edition. That being said and what it means for you guys; A. I will be approaching some of you to request permission to enlist your OC in the roster, and B. I will be holding auditions for folks that want to try out for the OGPW League. There will be more information once I get that going and get back on my financial two feet, so stay tuned. Finally, a bit of comedy. For those of you that have seen me IRL or pics of me IRL, well now pics will make me look like a Hockey Player or Chris Benoit. During the move I was carrying some heavy metal frames for beds and such, and when I went to set them down, I thought "SURELY! This spot on our floor, propped against the wall will be enough to hold them steady!" Boy was I wrong as one of the bed frame sections slid, and the little smooth foot/leg of it used to keep the bed off the floor, swung down and caught me in the mouth lol. While I am 100% fine, A tooth of mine has departed into the great beyond as it was knocked from my face. Didnt hurt, more just shocked me a bit but hey! We roll with the punches. Thats all for now folks, you all take care.

[notjustbacon]

What 3 months Abroad Feels Like

What's up buttercup?

A quarter of a year has passed since we've embarked on this journey. We've missed all of Spring at home in rainy Portland, Oregon. No matter how many different ways I say it, it still feels unreal and as if the whole concept of being away for three months has not really sunk in. We've climbed mountains, scaled cliffs, spelunked through caves, crossed rivers à pied and have enjoyed moments relaxing on sandy beaches. I've eaten more than my fair share of "weird" foods, and now some of it doesn't seem so weird anymore. Some of it though, I could go without ever being served again. Already, we have traveled through 3 countries, with just 4 left on our itinerary.  

These are just some of the thoughts that come to mind when I get asked, "What have you been up to?" My friends, you know that we are living through an adventure of a lifetime, but still many people are left asking questions. All of the queries circle around one main idea: What's it like to be two crazy kids who quit their jobs to travel for half a year? In short, it's been exceptional. I have shared that traveling is not all rainbows and unicorns, but there has been a lot of sunshine on our journey. In fact, there's been way more sunshine than we've expected considering that we are journeying through SEA during the wet season. Here are some of the most common questions I've been asked, my answers, and a funny story about unexpected traveling.

Did we pack appropriately?

Yes...? And also too much. Surprisingly, none of our equipment or clothing items have failed us... Well except for the (now) three pairs of elephant pants I've bought in Vietnam to use on our hikes. Why can't someone (I'm looking at you Prana) just make a very durable, yet breathable and comfortable pair of elephant pants? Oh - and as I started writing this my bra decided to spring loose in more than one way - making it completely unfunctional. The creator in me has just been buzzing with equipment ideas (working overtime). Maybe I'll have a few to submit, or maybe I'll just let them go and enjoy my days here. 

The biggest takeaway we're learning is that we could have packed a whole lot less. A friend of mine is heading to India for a month and asked me for my traveling wisdom. Ha! It only took me three months of traveling to become wise - SCORE! About half of my reply email consisted of packing advice. While the length of our trips are different and the climate she's covering is only one (really hot), these same rules should apply to any trip. You just have to pick and choose your items carefully, and if you're a dude you'll likely be able to forgo several items below. Basically, if I could do it over again I would pack:

The must haves: 3 shirts, two pants/shorts, 2 bras (as seen above, you NEED a back up), 4-5 underwears, 2-3 pair of socks, toothbrush, toothpaste, a shampoo bar, a stash of resealable ziplock sandwich bags, tweezers, ibuprofen/Advil, sleeping pills, deodorant, sunscreen, bug spray, earplugs, cold medicine, laundry detergent bar, Band-Aids, a waterproof and breathable rain jacket, good hiking shoes, a pair of flip flops, a good water bottle, a medium size backpack (much smaller than my 60L), a few dry sacks (these water resistant/proof stuff sacks save space and wear on your belongings), silk bug proof sleeping liner (trust me on this - spendy, but such a life saver) extra hairbands, and sunglasses.

The nice to haves: phone, phone charger, camera (and charger), conditioner (if you use it regularly), a buff (or some sort of sleep mask), a drawstring/hiking bag/carry on bag, and a book (one you could read and toss).

Travelers Tip 73: The primary goal here is to get your pack under 7 kilograms, by doing so you can take your pack as a carry-on and travel as freely as possible.

What are we learning about?

Simply put, we are learning about ourselves and this great big world (both as individuals and as a couple). What aren't we learning about would be an easier way to answer this: nothing. Strengths, weaknesses, pet peeves, worldly things, other ways of life and culture pretty much cover the top things we are learning about. I've already got a much better grip on what I feel passionate about and how I want to spend 40 plus hours a week to earn a living. I would have hoped that my four-year degree had this subject covered, but nope. University just taught me a little more about growing up and gave me a key to entry level jobs. Having the experiences of working for different people across the world has given me a much better perspective of what I hold most valuable. It's also given me key business lessons in how to be assertive and how to negotiate. What else has traveling taught me? To face my fears head on, just get through the yuck and you'll be better for it. For example, in these two pictures, I'm pushing myself beyond the brink of exhaustion to see all of these intriguing new places, despite my fear of heights and falling... This newfound work ethic has helped me harness the skill of being comfortable with being completely uncomfortable.

Before this trip, I had read several articles claiming that traveling isn't going to solve your life's mysteries. In particular, this one plaguing article by another Alex talks about why: You can't simply run away from your (sad) life or job at home and expect that it will be different when you get back... Your problems will always follow you. Alex claims, "Travel won’t help you fix deep personality flaws, or learn how to find work you love, although it may help put some pieces together. It isn’t a magic bullet that will solve all your problems. 20 somethings, in particular, are experts at running away." Well, quite a few thoughts percolate in rebuttal to this Alex. Not to mention that we have yet another overrun claim that millennials are useless and stupid? GAWD. Let me just get right to the point and respond to the above claims:

Yes, you can run away - from anything. If you have a will, you can find a way. Sometimes a person needs a new home, a fresh start, and new connections to get the ball rolling. Traveling has made many an expat. I'm not advocating that you disappear from all those who love you, but I do want to point out that there is a range to disembarking from what was your life + home in favor of taking a different direction. You could become an expat or you could return to exactly where you took off from, but either way, you'll be different.

Expectations in life are a very funny thing... You can have them, but life and people will do as they please. It's likely that home will stay the same if folks are just planning on doing the "same-ol-same-ol". The people in your life will go on doing what they did unless of course, they have any number of life changing events. It's best not to put people in boxes while you're away and expect them to come back out as they were before. Because you will likely be wrong... because people are living beings who grow and change... because people are alive, and that's what living things do.

Whether or not people or things or jobs will be different when you get back to the U.S. is pretty much a moot point. You will be different. Traveling causes you to face your fears on at least a basic level. It challenges you to get out of your comfort zone and grow exponentially without a moment's notice (see my story below). You probably won't even feel like you're the same person when you get back, but it will great to see familiar faces when you do. And that's if you decide to go back. Again, you could be country shopping without knowing it. Traveling may make you eager to return home, or it may make you realize that there's a better place for you than where you used to call home. Wherever you roam, you'll be picking up new skills, vocab, and friends. Traveling just helps define who you are at the core and helps you blossom into that more beautiful being.

What's the hardest part about traveling? What's the best part?

I try to cover both of these questions as often as possible in my articles. But if I were to nail down the top 5 most challenging items, they would be the heat/weather changes, intruding bugs/vermin, always wearing dirty clothes/feeling grimy, us generally not "getting it"/language barriers/lack of knowledge, and craving foods from home. I talked about some of this in The not so brave side of traveling - I will say the hard things challenge me to grow the most though, so I wouldn't give them up.

As for the good stuff... My top 5 include home cooked meals (family style), meeting new people (my new family), exploring unknown places, personal growth, and sharing the whole experience with my husband. It's hard to nail down one thing that has been the best part. Again, I do try to cover these things in my articles - because, why not share the love?

Tell me a funny story from your travels...

So one day, we decide it's time (actually long overdue) to get out of Vang Vieng and head up north to Luang Prabang. Alex walked around town and found a stand that advertised a questionably low price, it was actually the lowest price seen to get a minivan to Luang Prabang. He started up a conversation and was immediately discouraged when the clerk quoted him a much higher price. Alex vehemently pointed to the sign that quoted the lower price and the clerk came over to the sign to show him the washed out slash over the price that had the new price written illegibly next to it. Alex squinted, saw, and said, "fine, I'll just go to any of these other stands and get a cheaper price." Eventually, they both begrudgingly agreed on the general price listed at the other stands, made the exchange of cash for the voucher, and settled to see each other the next morning for our pick up.

The next morning we were out in front of our guesthouse awaiting our minivan when a tuk-tuk pulls up and the driver inside yells at us to saddle up. We looked at each other and shrugged our shoulders in an assumption that this was our ride to the minivan station... Which, luckily was a safe assumption. A dizzying fifteen-minute ride later, we arrive at the station and found a huge crowd of commotion in front of two vans, one is tossing luggage on top of the vehicle. Alex and I had predetermined that we would avoid this predicament at all costs. We are traveling for over half a year and our backpacks are our whole lives, house, and belongings... We don't want them schlepped off to the side of the road somewhere along the journey north. Fortunately, my teacher's eyes noticed a gentleman patiently waving from behind the commotion for passengers to come around to his third van in the back. I'm so glad I spotted him, his van was much nicer than either of the two up front and had only 3 passengers so far - meaning Alex and I got pretty great dibs on seating (second row in with two adjoined seats by an aisle to the back seat). The driver took our luggage, loaded it in the back, and left us to settle in. Phew!

Within minutes the ten passenger van was filled and ready to set off on the 4-hour drive to Luang Prabang. Our seats were pretty ideal, we had snacks and a/c, and life was glorious. Until all at once the middle passenger just ahead of us lunged back her seat smashing into Alex's long American-Man-Legs. He grimaced and looked at me with concern, one of the backseat passengers wasted no time speaking up and said, "You better say something now, it's going to be a loooooong ride." He nodded, smiled back at her, and summoned the courage to speak up. With a little effort, he was back to having a little knee relief and our van took off. 

The sights out of Vang Vieng were gorgeous. There were thick dark clouds folding over the jungle mountains and luscious green throughout our entire ride. At one point, I must have fallen asleep, because I was jolted awake by the van slamming on its brakes. I shook off my tired and looked around, expecting others to be concerned. The other passengers just looked bored but focused on the scene ahead of us. It looked like a long line of traffic was piling up behind us and no one in front of us was moving. We saw cars attempt to pass and then pull into the crevices between other cars ahead of us. People started chattering when they saw other drivers ahead get out and put rocks behind their wheels. We all fell silent when our driver rolled down his window to chat with a vehicle passing from the other way. I don't know what we thought we could understand, none of us spoke Lao... But we did know something was wrong.

Some time passed before our driver put the car in park, got out, opened our sliding door and waved for us to unload. With his limited English, using some words and mostly sign language he managed to inform us that we would need to walk up the hill and he would meet us at the top (by way of pointing up the hill and saying, "You walk."). We didn't know why, we didn't really know much more of the plan, but we knew nothing was going to happen unless we started walking. Many of us questioned whether this was even safe at all, but we endeavored forward. It wasn't too long into the walk when we realized that the previous night's torrential monsoon had wreaked havoc on the hill our van was attempting to ascend. The road was washed out and was nearing landslide conditions. So traffic on both sides stopped to let the 4-wheel drive vehicles experiment at their pursuit to the top, while a tractor from a nearby construction site was towing up other vehicles one by one. We laughed nervously, thanked ourselves for not wearing white and watched at the top. We didn't know for how long, but within an hour our van was hauled to the top, we all piled back in, and were off to our destination as if nothing had happened.

There's really nothing else to the story other than we made it to Luang Prabang with another memory that we would never forget. This wasn't our first unexpected travel story and it certainly won't be our last, but I am thankful to have it be part of our journey. A perfect story is uneventful, whereas a journey like ours is peppered with memorable, laughable and teachable moments. I can't even imagine the debauchery that would have ensued had this event happened back home. Instead of pulling together and moving forward, we would have likely all broken down and called troops of newscasters, lawyers, and backup vehicles. Which would have just jammed the whole situation further.

Traveling for three months feels miraculous.

It can be life changing if you embrace it. So far I have gained a much broader circle of friends, various experiences that I never thought I'd have (in my wildest dreams), and my world has grown exponentially. I see things differently now. Now when I cross the street, I don't just look for cars, but I don't cross in fear either. Now when I hear someone honking, I think, "Hey buddy, thanks for seeing me." Now when someone offers me an egg, I think twice before saying yes. Those are all things I learned in Vietnam. I've learned how I can help the earth from my time in New Zealand. I've learned how to relax from my time in Laos... and also that a "hiking path" doesn't necessarily mean there's a trail. I don't know what else I'll be learning. I just remember what Lao Tzu said, "A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving." 

[blackpoliticsms-blog]

Obama's farewell address Takeaways - By Leslie McLemore

- As treasury of the "Riding Obama's Nutz like a rodeo" Fan Club, I would just like to personally say, on behalf of the club, you will be greatly missed, Mr. President. - This is suppose to be a message about unity, huh? Ain't that a job for our incoming Dark Lord Cheeto? - Bruh, Obama black ass done brought out flags, stages and singers? Is this an inauguration for his third term but ain't told nobody? - I don't remember George W. Bush's farewell address to be this elaborate. Maybe cause that 25% approval rating wouldn't let him be great. #SipsOnHighPremiumGreenTeaWithPinkyFingerPointedToTheSkyLikeAplaya - This is just a poll riding ceremony. Somebody just tell Barack to stand there and let them chants ascend him to liberal heaven. - I bet when republicans start hearing facts from Obama, they scream bullshit from the comfort of their home without fear of terrorism, with a great job and great healthcare from that socialist disaster of a healthcare program. - When historians look back at this time period, they'll be confused. Not confused by why we elected fire breathing idiots like Trump and Bush II, but that we managed to put our lack of intelligence aside and elect Obama. - I wonder when Obama starts talking about uninsured rates, unemployment rates, gas rates, stock market numbers, I wonder if Fox News starts whistling Dixie as loud as they can. - Obama admits his setbacks and he is better than me cause if I were as successful as him, I wouldn't admit to SHIT. Either Barack did all he could loudly or silently. - Obama starts sweating a lil bit whenever he brings up race. - When race comes up, Barack be like: "Hmmm, I gotta tell some truths but not TOO much truth.🤔🤔" - Gawd dammit! I always start cutting these onions when Obama start getting to the emotional parts. I gotta think about getting another second job. This prep cook gig of me cutting onions whenever Michelle or Barack speak ain't working. - Obama laying out a convincing Three Point Plan for a healthy democracy. It's almost like he's talking to folks who disagree but the folks who disagree don't wanna hear shit he has to say. - I kind of wished we lived in a communist country whenever Obama makes a national address so folks wouldn't have NO other choice but to listen to his beautiful words and look at this awesomely amazing American black excellence. - Every national speech, Obama gone find a way, rain sleet or snow, to throw Bin Laden name in that bih. - Obama is very consistent with this whole "equality" for everyone thing. That's why he will ALWAYS be my hero. - Final point?!? Ninja please. You ain't going no where. You ain't leaving us! - Out loud: Obama tell em! You ain't God! We gotta put in work to get what we want! In my head: He ain't God but you can make the argument for Jesus. - "If you're tired of arguing with strangers on the internet, try talking to one in real life." - Obama - But Barack, what what about my comfort zone? Ok, damn. *Goes up to old white man who looks like he voted Trump* - Michelle Lavaughn Robinson! Barack knew he got him a strong sista who needed a flat iron based on the name, alone. - Barack over here crying just by looking at Michelle, making my job harder and shit. I'm over here cutting onions, my babymomma talking about she want me to cry like that when I see her. I got a lot going on, right now.. #ThanksObama - The Biden/Obama bromance is stronger than the Rick James/Cocaine bromance. - I kind of wish Barack would've played some "We gone be alright!" by Kendrick when he was leaving the stage but hey, I'm not complaining. - If Barack would've pulled some Leonardo DiCaprio shit from Wolf of Wall Street and screamed, "I'm not fucking leaving!!" I'm going to kiss my babymomma and daughter on the forehead and do a cannon ball off my 13th floor balcony. - Summarization of Obama's farewell address: Farewell??? Ninja please. If you don't sit yo ass down somewhere. You ain't going no where. You think this a game?? What two term limit? (In my Deebo voice) #YesWeCanLockYouInTheWhiteHouseForFourMoreYears #FarewellObama Follow Leslie on Facebook by clicking here: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10100219003792458&id=101700276