#gayest sht ive read

[ligninn]

"I owe you this life. Use it any time you please, any way you like."

[dieukyungsoo]

•Click• •Chapter 1• •Pilot• •Group Chat I•

–9:30 pm– /chanyeol_pcy has added kyungsoo93, kim junmyeon., luluhanxi7, not jongdae🌈, and oohsehunnie/ chanyeol_pcy: okay so chanyeol_pcy: these are all the numbers I have chanyeol_pcy: and I want a big gc with everyone in it so add all the numbers you have not jongdae🌈: how did you get my number not jongdae🌈: did daesung sell it out again kim junmyeon.: are you that tall kid from the music department? luluhanxi7: I thought you were in the business department chanyeol_pcy: what my major is is none of your business chanyeol_pcy: just add your fckn numbers kyungsoo93: okay chanyeol i know you have like -5 friends but there’s only six people in this gc chanyeol_pcy: THATS WHY IM TELLING YOU TO ADD PEOPLE YOU FCK kyungsoo93: call me a fck again and ill sue you luluhanxi7: you know how to do that kyungsoo93: yeah I’m a lawyer luluhanxi7: damn I better leave then kyungsoo93:…why… luluhanxi7: I’m wanted under the law oohsehunnie: WAIT LU REALLY kyungsoo93: WHERE THE FCK DID YOU COME FROM luluhanxi93: yeah for being too pretty 😊✨ oohsehunnie: IVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE /kim junmyeon. has added galaxykris🌟/ chanyeol_pcy: 🐸☕️ kyungsoo93: WHOS ALL HERE galaxykris🌟: me apparently galaxykris🌟: wtf is this oohsehunnie: lu i swear on my dead great aunts grave I will kill you dead kim junmyeon.: help galaxykris🌟: are they attacking you kim junmyeon.: no each other galaxykris🌟: hollup im getting popcorn not jongdae🌈: get me some too plz luluhanxi7: :( kim junmyeon.: DONT LEAVE ME kyungsoo93: that’s a threat i can add that your file oohsehunnie: since when do I have a file kyungsoo93: since now chanyeol_pcy: KYUNGSOO STOP BEING ANNOYING NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE LAW not jongdae🌈: I’m pretty sure that’s illegal kyungsoo93: yes it is /chanyeol_pcy has removed kyungsoo93/ chanyeol_pcy: okay that’s bet eyte galaxykris🌟: what not jongdae🌈: dammit it was getting good /chanyeol_pcy has added kyungsoo93/ chanyeol_pcy: SKMEONE REMKVE HIM chanyeol_pcy: HE ATTACD ME kyungsoo93: did not chanyeol_pcy: you threw a tube of toothpaste at me and it cut my cheek and now there’s blood on my phone galaxykris🌟: kinky not jongdae🌈: KYUNGSOO HAS A TOOTHPASTE KINK kim junmyeon.: plz don’t luluhanxi7: im kinkshaming™ oohsehunnie: lu you literally told me you had a nose kink you shouldn’t be talking galaxykris🌟: wait galaxykris🌟: if you’re not jongdae than who are you not jongdae🌈: im minseok /not jongdae🌈 has added not minseok✨/ not jongdae🌈: that’s jongdae not minseok✨: tis i the famous jongdae not minseok✨: wait luhan has a nose kink oohsehunnie: ikr kyungsoo93: wait wtf chanyeol_pcy: a nose kink?? am I reading that right?? /galaxykris🌟 has sent an image/ kim junmyeon.: why must you be like this luluhanxi7: ISTG luluhanxi7: I DONT HAVE A NOSE KINK luluhanxi7: THATS OUT OF CONTEXT luluhanxi7: OH SEHUN I SWEAR TO GOD oohsehunnie: don’t swear to god that’s not nice kyungsoo93: swear to satan he’s better chanyeol_pcy: kyUNGSOo not minseok✨: omg this is a sht ton of tea /not minseok✨ has added zhxngyixingicorn🦄 and baekthosebyuns/ not minseok✨: guys look at this luhan has a nose kink and kyungsoo is a satanist luluhanxi7: I DO NOT baekthosebyuns: holy sheet baekthosebyuns: why am I not surprised ksoo is a satanist tho /zhxngyixingicorn🦄 has added doritao/ zhxngyixingicorn🦄: if I have to read this so do you doritao: one minute I’m reading doritao: HOLY FCK LUHAN HAS A NOSE KINK /doritao has sent an image/ galaxykris🌟: HEY THATS WHAT I DID kim junmyeon.: why do i pretend to tolerate you luluhanxi7: I DONT HAVE A NOSE KINK /not minseok✨ has sent an image/ /not jongdae🌈 has sent an image/ /oohsehunnie has sent an image/ chanyeol_pcy: id send a photo of my nose but i don’t want luhan jacking off to a photo of my nose zhxngyixingicorn🦄: omg im glad I didn’t send one now luluhanxi7: I DONT HAVE A NOSE KINK /galaxykris🌟 has sent an image/ kim junmyeon.: HEY THATS MY NOSE kim junmyeon.: UNSEND THAT THATS VIOLATION OF PRIVATE PROPERTY kyungsoo93: i can fine you for that galaxykris🌟: no you can’t he’s mine kim junmyeon.: oh my god luluhanxi7: kinky not jongdae🌈: that’s gay baekthosebyuns: tone down the gay oml galaxykris🌟: i think I broke junmyeon /galaxykris🌟 has sent an image/ zhxngyixingicorn🦄: oml that’s adorable chanyeol_pcy: HES TRYING TO HIDE HIS FACE BUT I CAN STILL SEE HIM BLUSHING doritao: since when did you have nur jiwoo baekthosebyuns: what doritao: the bear isn’t that seo juhyuns baekthosebyuns: first of all why do you know the bears name baekthosebyuns: second of all why do you know who it belongs to doritao: I’ve had my fair share of girl talk times okay galaxykris🌟: junmyeon says same galaxykris🌟: not really he’s busy making squealing noises into juhyuns pillows but you get the message oohsehunnie: I think we’ve all had girl talk time with juhyun chanyeol_pcy: I haven’t baekthosebyuns: I feel betrayed not jongdae🌈: okay that’s rude galaxykris🌟: don’t take it out on me I’ll add her zhxngyixingicorn🦄: no this is a homo only zone not jongdae🌈: yixing not jongdae🌈: you not jongdae🌈: are not jongdae🌈: bisexual zhxngyixingicorn🦄: oh yeah /kim junmyeon. has added seojuhyunsjh/ baekthosebyuns: my homosexuality feels threatened chanyeol_pcy: not a tru gay then seojuhyunsjh: finally I can see this tea firsthand oohsehunnie: have you been reading all of this seojuhyunsjh: I heard junmyeon squeal so I came into see what these two gay fcks were doing and I’ve been reading from Junmyeon’s phone ever since seojuhyunsjh: also I knew Luhan was into some weird sht luluhanxi7: I. DO. NOT. HAVE. A. NOSE. KINK. seojuhyunsjh: anyways if any of you want girl talk time you know the dorm number seojuhyunsjh: and I’m not making this hetero™ zone chanyeol_pcy: wait ur gay seojuhyunsjh: nah im pan oohsehunnie: omg same kyungsoo93: same here seojuhyunsjh: !! TWINS !! seojuhyunsjh: or should I say triplets kyungsoo93: don’t twin me oohsehunnie: it’s okay juhyun ill be your twin seojuhyunsjh: good I’ve already lost one twin I can’t lose both kyungsoo93: I was never your twin baekthosebyuns: anyways I’m full gay baekthosebyuns: 110% homo not jongdae🌈: im the gayest gay to gay galaxykris🌟: dude you can’t get much gayer than me zhxngyixingicorn🦄: apparently I’m bisexual luluhanxi7: is it like a chinese thing to be bi galaxykris🌟: excuse you chanyeol_pcy: dude im not chinese luluhanxi7: do you hear something zhxngyixingicorn🦄: no do you luluhanxi7: i must be hearing things chanyeol_pcy: btch fck u galaxykris🌟: succ a dck the both of you kim junmyeon.: that’s my job galaxykris🌟: OH MY GOSH baekthosebyuns: THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE not minseok✨: that’s gay not jongdae🌈: wait okay not jongdae🌈: so juhyun, kyungsoo and sehun are pansexual seojuhyunsjh: yes oohsehunnie: that is correct kyungsoo93: uh huh not jongdae🌈: and baekhyun, kris and i are gay baekthosebyuns: you know it galaxykris🌟: fucc yes btch not jongdae🌈: and yixing, chanyeol, and luhan are bisexual zhxngyixingicorn🦄: apparently chanyeol_pcy: raging luluhanxi7: the biest bi not jongdae🌈: we’re having a mini confession period rn so everyone needs to out themselves doritao: im asexual luluhanxi7: lameo luluhanxi7: you never wanna do threesomes with me :( doritao: gee i wonder why oohsehunnie: he’s not here to out himself but jongin is bi baekthosebyuns: who tf is jongin kyungsoo93: JONGIN /oohsehunnie has added jonginini/ kyungsoo93: JONGIN jonginini: KYUNGSOO oohsehunnie: JONGIN jonginini: SEHUN seojuhyunsjh: JONGIN jonginini: HI WHOEVER YOU ARE oohsehunnie: jongin I have an important question for you jonginini: shoot 🔫 jonginini: whoever decided to change the gun emoji to a water gun deserves to be fired baekthosebyuns: ikr doritao: and whoever came up with the idea for the emoji movie chanyeol_pcy: the emoji movie is going to ruin motion pictures for me luluhanxi7: first of all fck u luluhanxi7: second of all who tf calls it a motion picture anymore oohsehunnie: ANYWAYS oohsehunnie: JONGIN jonginini: YEA oohsehunnie: WHATS YOUR SEXUALITY jonginini: WEIRD QUESTION BUT IM BI Y oohsehunnie: BTCH I TOLD YOU kyungsoo93: i never argued with you zhxngyixingicorn🦄: okay but jongdae (the real one) and junmyeon still need to out themselves not minseok✨: im straight and feeling very attacked not jongdae🌈: btch that’s a lie and you know it not minseok✨: sht u right zhxngyixingicorn🦄: so the real jongdae is gay chanyeol_pcy: can the real slim shady plz stand up baekthosebyuns: I will remove you not minseok✨: no im bi chanyeol_pcy: why is there so many of us jonginini: cult cult cult chanyeol_pcy: cult cult cult luluhanxi7: cult cult cult zhxngyixingicorn🦄: why are we chanting cult cult cult kyungsoo93: cult cult cult oohsehunnie: ksoo you’re not bi you can’t chant cult doritao: yet I’m not surprised seojuhyunsjh: you can’t chant cult you didn’t want to be my twin kyungsoo93: i feel threatened /kyungsoo93 sent an image/ chanyeol_pcy: is that a meme chanyeol_pcy: with my face kyungsoo93: maybe not jongdae🌈: OKAY JUNMYEON not jongdae🌈: TIME TO OUT YOURSELF galaxykris🌟: Junmyeon’s not available right nej baekthosebyuns: what not jongdae🌈: that’s no in swedish seojuhyunsjh: Junmyeon started screaming into a pillow and I think he may have cried a bit seojuhyunsjh: and then he had a spaz attack or smth and kicked kris in the nuts seojuhyunsjh: and now he’s crying on the floor and junmyeon is crying because he kicked kris baekthosebyuns: no one cares minseok not minseok✨: *le gasp* how dare you talk to him like that not jongdae🌈: that meme is dead I never want to see you say le gasp again not minseok✨: stfu im defending you baekthosebyuns: anyways seohyun send a photo /seojuhyunsjh has sent an image/ chanyeol_pcy: OH MY GOSH zhxngyixingicorn🦄: is he okay /baekthosebyuns has taken a screenshot/ /oohsehunnie has taken a screenshot/ /doritao has taken a screenshot/ /luluhanxi7 has taken a screenshot/ /not minseok✨ has taken a screenshot/ /not jongdae🌈 has taken a screenshot/ /jonginini has taken a screenshot/ jonginini: idek who they are and this is fckn hilarious /kyungsoo93 has taken a screenshot/ baekthosebyuns: HES IN SI MYCH PWON UTS SO FUNNT /chanyeol_pcy has taken a screenshot/ baekthosebyuns: HES SI WORRIED ABUOUT HIS NUTS doritao: and he claims he’s not gay oohsehunnie: anyways my mom says it’s my bedtime I have to go :( jonginini: since when were you home oohsehunnie: mom came and picked me up yesterday jonginini: I thought you took the train baekthosebyuns: he’s been scared to take the train ever since he watched train to busan jonginini: oh yeah jonginini: anyways good night sehun baekthosebyuns: sleep well sehunnie luluhanxi7: don’t wet the bed oohsehunnie: thanks /oohsehunnie has logged out/ chanyeol_pcy: okay the child is gone not minseok✨: 19+ TIME baekthosebyuns: EXCUSE ME baekthosebyuns: JONGIN IS STILL ONLINE seojuhyunsjh: we’re logging out too I think I may need to call 911 or smth so if you don’t hear from us assume the worst doritao: don’t die /seojuhyunsjh has logged out/ /kim junmyeon. has logged out/ /galaxykris🌟 has logged out/ jonginini: FCK U IM OVER 19 baekthosebyuns: you cried when we watched Star Wars jonginini: PADME FCKN DIED THAT SHTS SAD /jonginini has logged out/ baekthosebyuns: okay now we can talk 19+ doritao: nah I’m gonna go im tired luluhanxi7: if tao goes I go zhxngyixingicorn🦄: DONT LEAVE ME /doritao has logged out/ /zhxngyixingicorn🦄 has logged out/ /luluhanxi7 has logged out/ baekthosebyuns: okay who’s still here kyungsoo93: i unfortunately /not minseok✨ has logged out/ not jongdae🌈: dae is tired so he’s just gonna read from my phone chanyeol_pcy: wth it’s like 11 baekthosebyuns: that’s like normal bedtime for people yeol kyungsoo93: bet you wouldn’t know anything about that yeol chanyeol_pcy: 5am is a perfect bedtime shut up not jongdae🌈: that’s why you’re failing your classes chanyeol_pcy: I didn’t make this to be bullied /chanyeol_pcy has logged out/ baekthosebyuns: wait chanyeol is failing his classes kyungsoo93: almost kyungsoo93: I hear angry screaming kyungsoo93: something shattered kyungsoo93: okay fck he cut himself and that’s a lot of blood kyungsoo93: im taking him to the emergency room /kyungsoo93 has logged out/ not jongdae🌈: wait isn’t Baekhyun a doctor baekthosebyuns: a vagina doctor not jongdae🌈: same thing baekthosebyuns: no they are not /baekthosebyuns has logged out/ not jongdae🌈: all by myself not jongdae🌈: btch I’m here with you -actually jongdae not jongdae🌈: I must be hearing things not jongdae🌈: I’m leaving /not jongdae🌈 has logged out/