#gazer gabbles

[jasminegazer]

I really wanna draw win or lose scribbles but I’m already behind on so many other things UGH 😩

[writer59january13]

Donald Trump must be permanently barred and furloughed from Whitehouse

While figuratively (yet electronically) rifling thru bajillion documents, I came across one written four plus years ago and slightly modified today January ninth two thousand and twenty one at approximately 9:42 PM, when Hillary Clinton Democratic contestant chose Tim Kaine of Virginia as her running mate and former forty second first lady got thoroughly thrashed during debates with he who must NOT be named.

Little did yours truly (me) intimate what horrific state of affairs the forty fifth president would wreak (his latest gig desecrating sacred government enclaves housed within Capitol Hill), although keen political prognosticators foresaw calamity plain as day. If only said metaphorical crystal ball gazers ominous premonition heeded and/or brave soul(s) with chutzpah (think yours truly) raised a ruckus to oust the newly anointed commander in chief.

Hindsight always 20/20!

Egg gads, I ham aghast,

(and turning green with disgust)

at increasing popularity

witnessed by Donald Trump,

hence aye aerate thoughts,

how ass a nine his banal, demoniacal,

egomaniacal, fanatical, guttural, and hurtful

culling frightening insight, where

portentous Portuguese Man 'o War debacle

doth crowdsource, Flickr, Snapchat,

Twitter and indeed long foster

my plenti full overactive imagination

to induce writhing expressions of fearfulness

proportionate burst of haughtiness)

while he doth stump

would animate mine rear

i.e. rather noxious flatulence

expelled from outward doppelganger of rump

pull stilts skin cuz this chap haint Noah fan,

but wood vouchsafe

tub be a Jimmy Neutron

n Spongebob Squarepants

Ark n saw wing enemy against

da dull don dat does pumps

swaggering bravado with fist swelling ego

analogous to his body infected

with severe case of mumps

that brazen denizen hurling

and spewing volcanic fiery spittle

with incense against others –

to him mere lumps

of protoplasm heckled as inferior to himself

boasts as proof of favoritism,

that enervating, fawning,

gabbling feverish arrogant mania for him jumps

higher than expected,

while he commits faux paws which bumps

his ratings higher, he gleefully endorses

pandemonium toward gloating gumps

shun from the uproarious querulous

and populous madding crowd

regarding return of native son.

Throughout launch of his campaign,

banally, devilishly, and fiendishly

character assassinating those opposed to his views -

inducing me to harrumph and dump faith

in humanity, wondering what ruse

smart democratic pol mongers can conjure up

while pacing in soft shoes

woeful sentiments sans his attempt did render

competitors to drop out in ones n twos

whom he purportedly considers apostates,

and heathens cons heed Make America Great use

all manner of bullying

(determination whose occipital pupils

coalescing into searing

grape nut size wrath poisonous daggers)

forcibly silencing any jeers

when necessary plagiarizing neo Nazi playbook -

with trophy wife eliciting "who cares"

attitude closing in on pinteresting

for United States chess board foursquare,

which deliberate intent

to foment n wrought prostrate -

music to those hoteliers billion dollar ears

sans defeated apprenticing contestants

hearing sobbing tears

with vitriolic violent bilious

inducing jabs of his will full brittle spears

reputations of personalities

(men and women politicians

his especial flavor of scathing,

scandalous, scabrous sordidness

spewed squeamishly to grab

by the figurative crotch (ala Michael Jackson)

the hello kitty 2016 presidential election),

whether liberal, conservative,

heterosexual or queers

thus tis find this muddling middle-aged mwm

abject psychic fractal shears.

The following poetic addendum composed way buff fore this (in my mind) atrocious, cretaceous, enormous, ferocious, garrulous, hellacious, indecorous, malicious nemesis, pernicious, querulous, rapacious, specious, tedious, unrighteous, vicious, dangerous demon must BE STOPPED IN HIS TRACKS ASAP!

DONALD TRUMP – RE: DUCKS --

this portion dashed off

(while driving an open white hearse slay

so many months back before sale him

slotted the most coveted

Casino biggest win -

before the political imbroglio

much more upsetting than today

Axe the old don

A trump peter n piper

of incredulous hellish crud - be gone

With the ha airbrushed pompous arse

so the Macy jackal hound doth run

After public outcry yelps

for his hide and proletarian discord won.

Donald Duck Trump ™!$ - a pompous ass

makes war with his big brass

knuckles and bucket of crass

maligns vis a vis character assassination

with soundcloud of broken glass

inciting banal deathly

hallowed expletives toward lass

sees – especially Fox Television

news anchor woman Megyn Kelly

inducing said personality

to bear the brunt of brutish mass

of vitriolic n vile insults

from incriminating verbal pass

so…ex post facto

viz mine NO VOTE from me

thus this digital screed to disallow him

to accept the oath of office,

cuz he will hurrahs

from such a snooty arrogant

simian with sass.

I van a try to describe while sitting on me rump

How he oh bomb in lee rages with gnashing teeth

while back a slump

blasting Democratic nomination as a sham –

from special interest bro and sis turn pump

he, the epitomy of crass bloviation,

a malignant lump

whose rants sans presidential outcome

a sham rocking red bull

in a China shop with his millions beds this,

that and another woman to bareback jump

disseminating gene pool –

Obama null lee birthing

more quackers and additionally doth hump

the mass media as some foolhardy charade

and caricature of a frazzled grump

this arboreal clothed ape

erecting taj mahal phallic symbol

where players dump

and gamble away hard earn cash

for his (hmm... mew zing) hello kitty,

as if that cachet to grind and bump

lambasting with that maniacal leering pout while hair rum runs rampant with red bulls

in a china shop atop his bulbous aerosol

sprayed heady measly shaped

ulterior motive aimed his sights

to become pastor of muppets

dis eased cranial hologram

of a cretaceous, facetious and insidious mump.

By: Baron Von Ivan Mal N. Ya.

[jasminegazer]

I’m probably completely and entirely wrong but I’ve had this theory about the day the world broke for weeks and now there are other mutant turtles so imma just spill.

So we know that the turtles had biological parents in dimension z, they were just too young or not fit to be parents so Splinter took them in from cps. But what if they weren’t the only kids? What if they had siblings and their mom just dropped them at a different place? Or didn’t get the chance to cause she got caught by their biological father?

This all stemmed from the one dream Leo had about living with his biological parents. It was so weird to me that Leo had these clear images of what his parents looked and acted like despite the fact that Raph admits in other chapters they didn’t remember anything but yelling and the playground they were abandoned at. While shredder could have made this up, how did create such a clear image into that reality. While he did create other dreams that didn’t happen directly to Leo, the Shredder still saw Riley through the scientists eyes and was in the police station lab and that one house they stayed in. He can clearly go through memories but Leo doesn’t have any of his biological parents or their house(unless it just wasn’t mentioned).

So here’s my theory. Shredder did see that memory just not through Leo. He saw it through one of the siblings that was stuck in the house with their abusive biological father. This would explain the vivid detail, the fears and memories provided in the dream.

The mutants in the cells may seem identical to the brothers but that’s just because they’re siblings(maybe perhaps Kirby, Venus, and/or the last ronin kids). These mutants are younger (like 15-13) so it makes sense that they are the secondaries to the older primaries. But how do they relate to the Shredder.

I’m not sure what it is about the brothers specific mutagenic dna but there has to be something significant there that I imagine is like a rare mutation within the mutants. But TCRI knows it’s them and specifically them. And they need whatever that weird property is to make a pocket dimension for … God knows why🤷. One problem with knowing their targets, they are minors and already are under watch from cps due to being abandoned as children. So you can imagine it’s a little harder to slip under that branch of the government noses.

But what a stroke of luck it would be that they manage to uncover the original house they were born into? What an easy backdoor it would be if, upon doing some further research, you find what appears to be biological siblings with very obscure medical records, a drugged mom, and a drunk dad? That would be insanely sad but great for TCRI know wouldn’t it?

Well in my theory they are that lucky and manage to successfully kidnap and contain all of for of them with barely anyone noticing. God that’s sick. And not cool sick like you are satanic sick.

Anywho so they go to make a pocket dimension, do whatever science shit they need to and stuff. But after a long and grueling experiment for both the anticipators for this project’s success and its subjects, they failed. No reaction other than physical and mental trauma on the mutant siblings and a messed up lab. Or so they think.

Little did those psychos know they just opened a big enough portal for shredder to crawl out of and into one of the siblings. After wandering around in that turtles body and mind for a little bit(a month) he realized that he can’t use this body to do anything and the kid has basically already given up in insane grief and shock(poor bb im so sorry but someone had to get the short end of the stick(im talking to the turtle)). Shredder finds a way to piggyback on something or someone hoping to cause chaos in the facility but accidentally gets shipped off to none other than Deer Creek.

As we know Steven didn’t receive the Shredder until after the failed phase but it seemed like he was obviously still in contact with a very much so still running TCRI. Even with TCRI on lock down during the invasion they probably had pretty recent shipments going back n forth right before this plan to create a pocket was put into effect. In one of these shipments is the lingering demon, the Shredder with a new toy to play with and a feast for the flesh and pain he will soon scavenge to find leading to his jump to poor Leo.

I am so sorry that this was so long and convoluted but I really wanted to get this idea out so I could stop obsessing over the possibility of it happening. @saladmix your fanfic is amazing and I am waiting with open arms for these new turtles to be properly introduced even if they are just mutant mayhem or directly clones cause that is badass too. If you sat to read through all of this I appreciate it.

[jasminegazer]

Hear me out

I kinda ship them but she⬆️ has no name

Blooper below

This made me audibly giggle for no reason

[jasminegazer]

I want season 2 of Tottmnt to open with bishop and the epf talking about how the turtles shouldn’t be underestimated and it gets all scary and then Bishop says “I bet I know what they’re doing right now.”

Cuts the turtles having a massive nerf war.

[jasminegazer]

Does anyone else agree that Tottmnt Raph is basically a Tmnt incarnation of the sturnolio triplets?

[jasminegazer]

I was today years old when I found out that originally Shredders anger was never about Tang Shen but the death of his brother Nagi. She was just a bystander who got in the way.

[jasminegazer]

I feel like there is a section of the Tottmnt/mm fandom that may or may not be confused by why another section(the one that I am in) of it LOVES the idea of having she-shells (aka Venus de Milo, Jennika, Lita May, ect.) in that iteration because of how perfect it will be. So even though no one asked imma explain why I personally think that is.

The entire plot line of the she shells is usually along the lines of girls who lost everything and have no where to go. This is mainly because they are mutants but also because the connections they had before mutant or not had been severed, killed of, or left them in cold blood. And the role of the main four turtles is usually to help them get back on their feet or to add them to their family. Because not only are these characters other turtles which are almost always deemed impossible to exist but they are also left with not much. Unlike the she-shells however the main four have each other creating a sort of “let’s be freaks together” heartwarming story.

In mutant mayhem we see that not only are mutants noticed but also in the beginning discarded and abused by humans. This makes the part of the turtles feeling outcasted even more heartbreaking and important to their story and character. But yet again they have each other. Not only that but also their giant family with their cousins and dad. If humans ever doubted them again they’d have almost a literal mob to help them.

So by adding the she-shells their arc becomes more than just a “let’s be freaks together” narrative but also a “I know how you feel. You are not alone and we will find people who don’t hurt us. Not anymore.”. The main four would not only introduce them to an entire family who has a similar trauma to what they have but also an entire human world to introduce them to now that they are accepted. Like I said on another post the “older” characters would see a reflection of themselves in the newer characters and sort of be the person they didn’t get to have but needed when going through such things.

So there’s what I think the thought process of the general idea is (comment if I’m outrageously wrong or if you had a different idea in your head). Sorry for wasting your time but I have another “small” idea.

yknow this scene in mutant mayhem when April asked Donnie if there are more turtles and he says:

(I know this isn’t the exact frame but I don’t have access right now)

“Nope. Just us.”

I know people probably think this was foreshadowing them finding the other mutants but what if . . .?

[jasminegazer]

as much as I am falling in love with the new characters in Tottmnt

*takes a deep breath*

WHERE THE FRICK IS CASEY JONES?!!!

[jasminegazer]

If I ever made an au with all my mm character designs and takes it would basically be the mm au where half the characters are y2k girlies

[jasminegazer]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD. Once you're given this award, you're supposed to paste it in the ask of eight people who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing happens but it's sweet to know so. I think you're beautiful inside and outside :D💕💐💛💛

Aw my gawd! Thank you! I really appreciate this! 😋

[jasminegazer]

Sailor song by Gigi Perez is THE song for teenage ships! It doesn’t matter what the kind of ship it is! ITS PERFECT!

[jasminegazer]

I’m having my first full week of school start tomorrow😭I’m probably not gonna be able to post as often

[jasminegazer]

is everything you say in your description describe you? If so, it’s not okay to ship and do that kind of stuff. Please tell me that isn’t about you.

OH HELL NAH!

My description was basically me saying I’m against Tcest Proship and Homophobia and don’t want it to spread. I had to look this up but DNI means “Do Not Interact”(no offense but honestly it’s just disgusting to me that people do that). If you wanna learn about me you’d hafta look at my pinned/intro post.

[jasminegazer]

so since I’m off my rocker I created the Tottmnt turtles as humans in sims 4 (including all myheadcannon characters(if I can call them that)) and

. . .

the first thing Raph wants to do is read Lita story🥺🥹

[jasminegazer]

Reblog cuz… insert logical reason

Spiderverse and Tmnt MM Parallel

Is it just me or do Miguel O Hara and Spider look almost exactly the same?