#geeeeeeez

[smokestarrules]

in today’s news: it looks like in an attempt to make Lumity Angst Theories TM about Watching and Dreaming, people are forgetting that Amity is actually good at sports 

[one-winged-dreams]

Why do I never buzz my undercut until it's long enough to send me into sensory hell?

[thelikesofus]

trying to apply for a new job and my dad keep harping at me to get on with it cos the jobs I want are gonna get filled but every time I start storing my CV or writing cover letters I feel like I'm about to have a panic attack

[f1-birb]

mclaren Race week 💯 landonorris

[alchemicalwerewolf]

oh look! I found something on the floor. 🎟️

It says “Ticket to make a long ass post about this Jeremy guy. One time use.” …. Huh. Idk anyone named Jeremy, you can have it ig

🎟️

🫴

[Accept: Yes/No]

OBVIOUSLY YES

I happen to know a lot about this Jeremy guy (read: my blog like an hour ago). Let’s see what my brain decides to say about him shall we?

First of all, I’m rewatching gatsby soon and he is so good in that. Like literally the twenties are my decade in history that I am addicted to. (Everyone has one of those right? Right???

)

Speaking of gatsby, shoutout to all his guys he gives an accent. I don’t think he’s capable of passing up the chance.

(I don’t have a picture of Barrie noooooo)

y’all I need a picture of Barrie!!! How do I not have any!?!?!? Finding neverland is literally so ahdlshkaksdhak!!!!! I mean the notes are just ahhhhh

Speaking of notes can we talk about this man’s head voice?! Like literally ahhhhh!!!! His high notes with that low key breathy voice make my brain malfunction y’all. Everytime I’m just like

Oh! And I’m not like a giant fan of Hazbin. More of a casual enjoyer. But! His notes in More Than Anything are *incoherent screech*

and omg the acting he can do with just his voice! Like bro, he just made Varian Varian!!!! I can’t imagine anyone else giving him the same personality!!!

And I just love the bean how he is!!! He’s just adorkable!!!!

Speaking of adorkable…

Winn Schott

I just love him so so so much. What’s not to love!? He’s so me honestly. And evil Winn is just chefs kiss

look at the eyes honestly. So damn expressive someone help me. We need Jeremy to play more not good characters!!!! Speaking of…

Clyde Jeremy alfhsllajdhskaka help meeeee he’s amazing ahhhhhhh!!!!!! He really did irl Clyde better than he deserves and I am into that fr. And ohhhhh my gosh the accent. THE ACCENT!!!! It makes me vibrate. Oh my gosh. And his smirk ahhhhh.

Smirking reminds me of when he smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiles

And that reminds me of my favorite picture on the internet

Because Oh. My. Gosh.

that is so cute whldhskakal omg ahhhhhhh!!!!!!

Also I love glasses Jeremy. Honestly glasses are so cool. (As long as they aren’t on me. I hate my glasses)

Plus omg like the little baby footprint that is so cuuuuuute and he looks so happy and this picture just makes my brain break in the best way.

He is just.

So.

Awesome.

[eskawrites]

so it only took like a solid week and 22k words, but the charmed au is officially fully outlined

[mondstalgia]

So Hyunsoo is made into stone and we are introduced to a bunch of new characters where each one is even MORE annoying than the one before jfc

[megaclaudiolis]

柄本 佑 || 「光る君へ」 (2024) · 第五回 「告白」

[yeehawvamp]

i genuinely hope people dont use tiktok as their sole source of information. talk about net zero information

[flooreo]

agaga

I watched good omens after HYPERFIXTING IN IT ALL DYA UGHGHGHG

and I SPENT 6 HOURS TODAY JUST FOR TEUAM

truams

trauma

AAAAAAA

I am NOT ok an should prolly calm down lol

and I don’t have school tommorow so I have to SIT THROUGH THE TRAUMA

But hey

at least I won the argument with my dad ( he thought they were straight LMAO PFFFFF )

[silverhaireddreamboats]

The face i made when i realized his hair color

I cannot believe this chucklehead is the reason i remembered this blog existed.

(can you blame me he was the best part of the dang game for me/us (no way in heck could i have played this game alone lmao.))

[ctrlahoe]

He kept the zoltar ticket in his wallet 🥲

[detectiveprowler]

Homestuck Kidswap Headcanons

Jade Egbert

Jade loves her dad, but her upbringing left her craving a challenge, causing her to be even more enthusiastic about STEM as well as develop a deep love of soulslikes and notoriously difficult indie platformers.

Jade collects a variety of merchandise, including a solar shield tee shirt,    posters (of course) of Dark Soles, super meat boy and a styrofoam replica of artorias greatsword which she uses in early sburb.

she’s also a dedicated cryptid hunter. Jade keeps a lot of gear in her room for this purpose, such as a camera, a pair of binoculars that blink when they sense movement, a note book full of her findings in scrapbook format, and a flashlight that serves as the second allocation to her strife deck. She doesn’t really believe in that stuff, though, but she wants to so badly! Really, she just wants to be the one to take a semi-famous blurry picture. Is that such a crime?

 Dove Lalonde

Dove is a whole ass trans woman. She wears a shirt with a lemon on it.

She has a less adversarial relationship with her mom than Rose did, but it is by no means healthier. Dove takes an interest in Mom Lalonde’s hobbies (mixology) just as she takes an interest in Dove's. Momlalonde attempts to support Dove’s interest in fashion design by buying her very expensive fitted suits, which is kind of missing the whole point, so instead of being worn, they sit on mannequins in Dove’s room to be used as inspiration or to reference the patterns. She has to hold her mom's hair back at least once a week.

Rose Strider

Rose wears circular shades, dual-wields swords, and has a pixelated Satan on her shirt.

 She is able to compete with Bro head-on in a never-ending game of one-upmanship, much like Rose Lalonde did with her mom, but two-sided this time and much more deadly. Although she’s never won a confrontation, she’s getting closer by the day.

She had a phase where she naively tried to imitate Bro’s style of irony and produced several unfunny and crewed comics, which she is deeply ashamed of and hides under her bed in a safe. Nowadays, she maintains an online cult. None of the other members can tell if anyone else present is there ironically or sincerely. The name of the game is to keep them guessing and create distrust. Rose theorizes that there are four camps her followers fall into.

Those who sincerely find comfort in the community and find the lore fascinating.

Those participating for their own ironic purposes.

A variant on the second camp but instead of actually having their own personas that are made funnier by being in an online cult they’re simply here to troll and hateread, unaware that all the stuff they find the most egregious was most likely posted by those in group number two.

Those who feel the need to “keep an eye on these people”

But the beauty of it is that all these camps look the same from the outside. She keeps a dedicated phone just for the cult, which ends up traveling around the session and into the hands of several characters.

Bro puts her in increasingly dangerous situations beyond anything he has ever thrown at Dave. The house is actually bobbytrapped. This comic by Mmmmalo is a good example of the kind of shenanigans I’m referring to.

https://mmmmalo.tumblr.com/post/190087932788/a-rose-who-was-raised-by-her-father

John Harley

John basically has no hobbies. John occasionally passes the time by deep-cleaning the entire lab. He has accidentally made dangerous substances on more than one occasion. Now he can do it on purpose if he wants and is really into chemistry. He uses spray bottles.

John lives vicariously through his friends and even entertains the trolls a lot of the time out of boredom, causing him to have a close relationship with Vriska for his whole life that turns romantic over the course of his session. John exclaims in groups of eight, "geeeeeeez!!!" He has no idea she’s an alien, but other than that, he knows pretty much everything about her life and backstory. She pushes him to do dangerous things, even putting Bec to sleep to do so. Because of this, John is able to explore the ruins in their entirety. Even exploring Vale and Skia via the tranportalizers.

He has been awake on prospit for as long as he can remember, but he has no idea that a golden moon where you can see the future isn’t normal, in part because Vriska is very nonchalant about it as well.

[user-needs-new-hyperfixation]

I hate hate hate the new pornbots. Like we called the old ones pornbots, but they were usually just an empty page with sketchy links in the bio and all they did was follow you. The new ones actually like posts, and if you click the profile there's just straight-up porn playing on their pages. I hate that they're actually interacting with posts, so even though they're still easy to spot from their "generic pretty white girl with cleavage" pfps, it's a little harder to tell if they're a real person without clicking them, and then you get jumpscared by dick. I'm reporting every one I spot, but geeeeeeeze.

[megabuild]

What kind of phone do you have that you're able to play Tomodachi life on it, i got a new phone and it's pretty good (pretty expensive too) but it freezes for like 5 minutes any time i do anything. I'm hoping it's just loading stuff and will run fine once everything is loaded but geeeeeeez

google pixel! though my model is quite a few years old and slows down baddd atp 🙃

[unhingedhearties]

So to recap, When Calls The Heart's lead actress Erin Krakow posted a photo on her Instagram for the first time since the actor's strike celebrating the end of filming the latest season. It was an innocuous photo of the ground and her shoes, plus mountie boots that belonged to actor Kevin McGarry. Some fans were happy and some fans…

You'd think Erin dropped the atomic bomb on Lucabeth fans with how some of them reacted. Phrases like "rubbing salt in the wounds", "a slap in the face", "insensitive", "distasteful" "offensive", "cruel" and "heartless" were casually tossed around. The consensus among unhinged Hearties was that Erin intentionally picked this photo, rather than one of her and actor Chris McNally, with the sole intent of mentally and physically hurting fans of the relationship between the fictious characters Elizabeth and Lucas.

Well if the shoe photo was Little Boy, this next one is Fat Man. A few days later Erin posted a short video of Chris comically jumping in the background and photo bombing her. So you would think that the same people accusing Erin of being malicious for NOT posting a photo of her and Chris would be ecstatic when she does.

Nope.

One thing these disgruntled Hearties can't stand is selfish, self-centered behavior and that's why you'll never see them act like that.

I'm not going to show each time this statement comes up because I've seen if a hundred times, but these people say they're not interested in the "teacher/mountie" story even though that's the entire point of the show and books. That's like watching The Sopranos and saying you're sick of seeing the "balancing being a mob boss with being a family man" aspect of Tony and just want to see episodes of him being a father to his dumb kids.

</3 ad nauseam

Aaaaaaand there it is. "YOU'RE AN EVIL, HEARTLESS WOMAN FOR NOT POSTING PICS OF YOU AND CHRUCAS! WE WANT TO SEE PICS OF YOU TWO TOGETHER" "NOOOOOOOOO! NOT LIKE THAT!" Whenever someone calls out their shitty behavior, they always try to wear it like a badge of honor but you know the second they get any kind of push back or people treating them the same way, they'll fold like a piece of paper and cry victim.

Literally sick you guys :(

"Why Erin Why??? We would have loved you till the end." Geeeeeeez. Pretty sure the Bible says a thing or two about not having false idols or something. They should follow it a bit more so they don't sound like scorned stalkers. A fight breaks out over whether Elizabeth is a stronk female character or weak. "Emotional cheating" comes up again, so take a drink. You'll notice this weird implication with some people that it's wrong to end a relationship if it's not working out instead of "trying to make it work". It must be nice that these people have never been or known someone in an abusivie relationship and be completely unaware at how harmful their words are.

Well gee-golly, it sure is a good thing that the other side of the When Calls The Heart fandom isn't exhibiting that kind of behavior (but if they are, it's totally justified because reasons). And let's not pretend there weren't a ton of Team Lucas fans making it known that they wanted Nathan paired up with Faith (a white woman) over Mei (an Asian woman). Weird how the majority of this "TPTB are RACIST BIGOTS for not pairing up Nathan and Mei" seems to have sprung up only after Elizabeth and Chris broke up. You'd think 90% of the cast on this show didn't exist since most of the Hearties only ever talk about the same 2 or 3 characters, but boy do they love bringing up the characters who aren't white when it suits them.

For some reason a lot of Hearties have gotten it into their heads that these two are never, ever going to share a scene together again. I'd actually be really impressed if the writers figured out a way to have a major character not interact with the lead.

Damned if you do post pics of Chris, damned if you don't.

Someone with some sense replies. Of course the unhinged fans can't stand it.