#genshin impact sagau ngs

[iruiji]

Okay but hear me out: Genshin SAGAU NGs

NG • (enji) (hangeul 엔지)

(film, television) a blooper

This is very, very random. It came to my brain when I was washing the dishes, lol. Um, this isn't proofread, obviously, and I really don't trust myself in writing well but uh, I can't get it out of my head!!! 😭🤣🤸

I'm writing this as I go and haven't really thought about a particular scene yet, so uh, this is some sort of prologue, I guess? I hope you enjoy a little, at least!

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Install Genshin Impact, they said.

It will be fun, they said.

"GET HER!!"

As she tripped from a nearby root and sprained her ankle, she cursed, before getting up despite the searing pain.

Only to yelp in shock when an arrow whizzed past her ear, staring in disbelief as it cut some of her hair and finally landed in a tree. Instantly, the pain in her foot seems a bit more bearable.

"HOW IS THIS FUN, YOU PIECE OF SHITS?!"

Doubling her efforts, she ran past the treeline of the forest and tried to be silent as possible traversing it. Please, please, please! She frantically looks for something, somewhere, to hide from her assailants.

There!

She quickly pivoted to the right, almost doubling over when she pulled on the sprain.

Fuuuuuuuccckk!!!

(No, no, she needed to go inside that cave like, I don't know, fucking yesterday!)

With a bit of a struggle and panic after hearing the people chasing her getting close, she threw herself into the opening of a small cave, almost hidden in between two tall trees. She silently backs away from the entrance, hoping no one will see her. Ah, but if the people here knew every crevice of the forest, wouldn't they know about the small cave as well?

Well, she thought as the sound of footsteps got closer, I guess I just fucked myself over didn't I?

She screamed when someone pulls her leg. Oh, fuck! They got her!

"You dare run from your punishment, impostor?"

A face she knew very well greeted her - Cor Lapis eyes and deep, brown hair with golden wisps at the tips. It was Zhongli: her favorite character in Genshin Impact. He looks even better in person, with that charming eyeliner and suit, and oh no, his body looks toned- ohmigosh, why the fuck is she fangirling right now?!

But oh, he looks really handsome and-

"Speak."

- and he looks ready to kill her.

She gulped. "I.. I didn't do anything, I swear!" The fury in his eyes didn't abate, however, and even went angrier.

"You dare..?"

Zhongli readies to summon his spear to exact punishment, when a nearby soldier trips on something.

The next second, she's howling in pain while cupping her nose. "Ow, fuck!"

In the middle of his summoning, Zhongli was pushed by the soldier making him lose balance, and in turn hit her nose with the blunt end of the spear.

"CUT!"

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Zhongli was immediately by her side, trying to pry her hands away to check her nose. "Oh, God. I'm sorry! Are you alright??"

"Nooo.. fuck, it fucking hurts!!" came the pained moan, then the sound of laughter. Others have put down their weapons, murmuring to themselves as they stared at the commotion. Amber was on her other side, looking as her worriedly. "Um, maybe we need a short brea-"

"OH MY GODS SHE'S BLEEDING! OHGODOHGODOHG-"

There was a loud thump, before Razor was frantically waking up Bennett.

"Holy shit-" The Reader let out a shocked laugh, before grimacing in pain. "Someone get a healer!"

"Barbara!!!" called the Director, getting up from their chair. "Come, quick!"

Barbara dutifully walks in her direction while instructing Qiqi to check on Bennett. She removed her hands cupping her nose, grimacing a bit.

"That bad, huh?" and was given a wordless nod. On her side, he noticed Zhongli with a grim expression on his face. "Hey. Hey, dude. Come on, it was an accident."

"Still, I have a fault as well." Oh no, was he about to cry? God dammit.

She pats his shoulder in hopes to comfort him a bit. "Zhongli, my bro, my man, come on. It's not your fault, and you know that." He opens his mouth to argue, but then the extra who bumped into him beats him to it.

"I'M SO SORRY!!!"

"It's okay, really-"

A very very scary aura suddenly made her skin crawl. Most of them froze, before she looked behind her and gave the fuming director a sheepish smile.

"Aha.. don't.. kill them please?"

"..."

"Um."

"I have a limited budget, so it wouldn't help me in any way if I got rid of another extra when there's so few of them already. UGH, I STILL HAVE TO FUCKING PAY CGI TO MAKE ADDITIONAL SOLDIERS, FUCK ME!!"

"D.. director?"

Childe hums from his chair behind the camera, frowning. "We can just remove that scene, y'know? Why did we even add that? It looks stupid. Why not just let him carry the spear??"

The Director turns to him, seething in rage. "This is a fantasy setting, idiot. It's literally THE SELLING POINT!"

"Aw, come on-"

"I will remove your fight scenes if you don't stop talking and do your job."

"WHAT?! THIS ISN'T MY JOB, I'M AN ACTOR!!"

"Yeah, and now you're a cameraman, so do it properly!"

Childe grumbles in his seat, glaring at Scaramouche and Signora snorting at the back with the other Harbingers. "I can hear you, assholes."

"I'd be happy if you don't."

"Yo-"

The Assistant Director quickly chimes in, with the Writer at their side sighing in resignation. "Alright, children, back to your posts. Reader is okay so we should be able to continue the scene!"

That got everyone moving. With a last check on their actors and their equipments, they continue shooting the scene.

"This better not get interrupted again, I swear to everything that is unholy.." the Director sighed in their seat.

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[greenteaanon]

Lmao I was just taking a break from drawing and was trying on some of my old dance costumes when I remembered that you also do asks for some filo-sagau content. The timing WAS TOO PERFECT as I looked at the mirror.

Imagine just playing around with some of your old traditional/cultural dance costumes and just basically having some fun when you suddenly get transported LMAO

Reader just stops whatever they're doing just to go like "Holysht this ain't my house."

While the acolytes are just gawking.

I'm putting my Heneral Luna writing time on Hold for this this is more Important

Appearing randomly in a middle of a ruin, outside, in the middle of the day, was to say...an obvious change of environment. Do you noticed quickly that you weren't in your room.

"VIVA SEÑOR SANTO—" you went to a Halt when you almost tripped on a rock nearly dropping the Santo Niño statue. "Ay leche shet—" you cursed under your breath trying to regain composure. You look up to see the 7 Archons looked awestruck. It was too much to process, first of all you were in Genshin, and second they saw you chant and dance around with the Santo Niño Statue and Almost tripping.

"Hello?" Was all you said Then Come Gushing in the compliments.

"WAAH YOUR GRACE YOURE SO GOOD"

"That was amazing your holiness"

"Woaah Their Grace is Amazing"

"I feel Blessed to be in their presence"

"They performed so elegantly"

"Their So Graceful"

"Your Grace your Amazing, Elegant, and Graceful"

Welp This was Fun.

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After this I have the Pit Señor chant stuck in my head

[greenteaanon]

I only have three words to say...

MARITES GOD!READER !!!

- R.R.

R.R. you are BRILLIANT

Marites

GN! Reader because I can and I will, Soft AU

Characters Mentioned: Yae Miko, Enjou, Yelan, Ningguang..and others unspecified

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Inviting Yae Miko and the other gossip loving characters were Amazing. Hell you even invited Enjou for the fun of it.

"Your Grace what do you have for us today? "Yae said sitting down on the mat placing a couple of snacks down. Some of the other guests started grabbing the snacks. "Some little man prayed to me that his wife won't find out he slept with her sister" You chuckled. "He really Did!?" Yelan Excitedly Gasped putting her teacup down. "He really Did!, He went 'Oh Dear all Creator Hear My Prayer, Forgive me for sleeping with my Wife's sister, And Help me Hide this from my wife'" you took a sip of your drink.

"Ooh This is Getting Exciting" Enjou Laughed. The Group Agreed. "When I find who he was, It's Over for the Marriage" Your Eyes Gleamed with Determination. "We can Have that Arranged" Ningguang Chuckled deeply. "SHUTA HINDI NGA" SHUTA NO WAY

Oh how fun it was gossiping~

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Historical figures:Chapter 1

Heneral Luna

My idol~...ahem..anyways...

Disclaimer: Reader will not be Heneral Luna, But will have characteristics of said person, And The Actual Heneral Luna will be related to Reader

Warnings: GN!Reader, Mentions of War, Death, Imposter AU(cause yes), angst/comfort,Good End, Mentions of Blood, Alot of Swearing Both Tagalog and English.....as expected

Enjou gets a Cameo cause I love him

As for the translations....you figure it out

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"Hay Potcha Where the Fuck am I?" Was the first thing you say when you woke up in the middle of a grassy field. "Nahulog ba ako Sa Duyan?" Did you fall of a hammock? who knows. Turning around to see no hammock one tree. 'Ay pak shet this isn't our property' you thought finally standing up the Sun in the middle of the sky. Glad your mother wasnt there or whe would've whooped your ass and nagged you for sleeping in.

Getting up and trying not to fall down. When someone tried to shoot an arrow barely missing. "HOY WHAT THE FUCK"

"BY THE ORDERS OF THE CREATOR, SEIZE THE IMPOSTER AT ONCE" the person screamed and a familiar figure walks from behind of the archer....fuck it's Kaeya.

"....Putangina Yoko na.....I think I should run" Son of a bitch You've had enough,you just woke up but that's besides the point. "Look I don't know what you mean Mr. Cavalry Captain...but I'm gonna go"

And then you BOLT. You ran and ran your abdomen started to hurt you reached a forest and took a breather. "Mga Yawaaaaaaa" Assholes, Demons, Ruthless you breathed out. "Your Holiness?"

"AY PUTANGINA MO" you shreiked you Son of a bitch A tall Figure appeared before you. "Your Holiness!" The tall Figure beamed in delight.

"Wait a minute...ENJOU!?"

"They Know my nameee" he squealed like a high school girl. "Uhhh Yea...Anyways I gotta go before Kaeya Catches up to me with Back up"

"Why would he chase you anyways" he asked "Something about being an imposter, Di ko Sigurado" You weren't sure to be honest.

"PREPOSTEROUS! HUMANS CANT EVEN RECOGNIZE THEIR CREATOR" He Gasped. Honestly you didn't give a flying fuck about being called an imposter, It's the Shooting you was the concerning part.

"It's fine it's fine...Anyways Can I stay with you and the abyss? cause I really don't have anywhere to stay at" you asked making doe eyes you probably didn't need to do that and he'd still say yes.

"Well of course your Holiness! One moment.." Enjou said Opening a portal.

Him pulling you in the portal and a moments you were in a ruin like castle. 'so this is what the Abyss looks like inside'

"Enjou...Is that..." A voice called out it was the traveller's twin. After a couple days later in the abyss you got comfortable.

Your now seated in a Library well you guessed it was..you were trying to teach Enjou Tagalog(properly..no jokes) so he can Translate you for Other people. Well it's mostly curses and simple phrases

"so...If I want to introduce myself in the holy la— Tagalog..I Say 'Ako si Enjou, Nalulugod ako makilala ka' right?" He asked God he was Adorable "Mmhm It Means My Name is Enjou, Its a pleasure meeting you" You were proud you also taught him a couple curse words just incase you want to cuss out someone which you wanted to...but no one.......yet.

"Maglakad kaya tayo sa Labas ng Abyss?" You suggested

"Walk outside the abyss? Just us?" He asked happily.

"Yep! I want to go walk around the grass again..and maybe find some of my things...maybe"

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You and Enjou Were walking...well he was floating..You were walking around Gallesong Hill.

Near the tree you originally woke up at you found a satchel with a book, a thick ass Journal, A modern pen, a random pistol with no bullets, and...YOUR PHONE

"AY PANGINOON CELLPHONE KO" You cried in happiness.

"you just swore...to yourself"

"Hah?" Hotdog.

"You're God?"

"Oh Yea....Anyways"

You open the journal first a photo fell out it was old around the 18 century maybe.

"Oh it's my photo of my lolo...well Great Grandfather actually...well uncle, My Family says I have an uncanny resemblance to him" you held up a photo of Heneral Luna. You looked alike, to the nose, the eyes, the jawline, even at the eyebrows.

"You two do look alike, although you look younger" You nod in agreement, Flipping a page it was a article that at Heneral Luna used. Artikulo Uno. Who ever wrote this journal must look up to him...Like you are...

Then something caught your eye

"Dear Myself, You may doubt it now But you are truly a god, Makinig ka Na tanga ka Ikaw yoong totoo na Diyos. Your Gonna need the Artikulo Uno thing Later probably after reading this. P. s. The book is in Baybayin Have fun Studying it again From (y/n) Luna"

You just started at the last bit "FIRST OF ALL MYSELF JUST TOLD ME TO LISTEN...THEN PROCEEDED TO CALL NE AN IDIOT THEN MAKES ME STUDY BAYBAYIN AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK" you angrliy shouted. Until you heard footsteps.

You and Enjou swung your head to where it came from. "YOU." Someone snarled. They looked like you..just in very flowy clothing....Well crap.

Kaeya and the Knights followed behind them. Then you said

"Hay Panginoon! Eto ba Yoong Walang Hiyang Punyeta na May Kasalanan kung bakit ako ipapapatay!?" Oh Lord, This was the bitch that ordered to hunt you down

"They are, Your Actual. Holiness"Enjou replied with full confidence, The Person Froze.

"Gague Pangit niya, Masakit Makumpara Sakin, Parang Insulte" God Damn, They were a lesser version of you, It felt Gross being compared to them, An Insult.

Everyone froze when you started talking in Tagalog.

"Enjou, Sinusunod ba dito yoong Artikulo Uno" Did they Follow the Artikulo Uno principle here, they did so Enjou nodded.

"Hey You do you know what meaning of Artikulo Uno is, I'm sure you have been abusing that" you asked your poser. They looked terrified.

"Artikulo Uno, Ang hindi sumunod sa utos ng punong heneral ng digmaan ay tatangalan ng rango at ipapatay ng walang paglilitis sa Husgadong Militar" You looked at Enjou after saying it signaling to fully translate.

"Artikulo Uno or Article One, People who disobeyed the Head General of War, will be removed from the ranks and be killed with no proceedings from the Court, or in this case, Their Grace" he smirked under the abyssal Form.

Your imposter started sobbing and apologizing on their knees.

"Shuta Dali matakot, Ano ba yan?" Enjou said almost laughing Well shit They get scared easily What was that

You couldn't hold your laughter. "AHAHahaha— oh that was a good Laugh, then you Guys, You believed Their Words Blindly. PARA KAYONG MGA BIRHEN NA NINIWALA SA PAG-IBIG NG ISANG PUTA" you shouted the quote with full emotional

"Should I translate" Enjou Wispered to you. "Go, I Dare you"

He breathed in trying not to laugh " Directly translated, What their Grace said was....oh dear Your like a bunch of Virgins That believes in loving words of a Whore"

You both Laughed while the knights also apologized profusely.

"Alright Get your Asses together we have Six other nations to convince"

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It has been a week, a week of studying baybayin now you can read the book fucking finally.

It's also the time where you have to set of the 6 different nations to redirect their belief in their God.

Convincing Liyue was Easy, with the Help of Venti Bring the Anemo Archon He got to Zhongli Alot faster, then to the Adepti then to the Qixing, They handed us Milleleth soldiers to help us, But was had to cut the troops in half when reaching Inazuma and Back, Again Easy with the the Shogun to the Tricomissions, and you came back with more troops and the Electro archon.

It was going great. You were already in the mainland and you guys well some rested in Carts pulled by Horses. You stopped to buy food for everyone, Being a god gave you privlages Free food. You see your troops switching places some to rest and some to guard. You saw Enjou about to fall over in his sleep. You patted his Leg and asked.

"Nakapagpahinga ka na ba?" Has he rested? Judging by his groggy State he has... a little.

"I'm sorry your Grace are we about to head home?"

"May tatlong bansa pa tayong pupuntahan" 3 nations to go to, and you were only half way to Sumeru

"With all due respect it's midnight" He said Groggily.

"Kaya bilisan pa natin" You said giggling. Guess we should speed up

Maybe this life wasn't too bad.

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GOOD LORD FINALLY IM FINISHED

Hope you guys enjoy

Enjou Cameo my ass this is a Reader and Enjou Duo fic

[greenteaanon]

Nagmumura Reader

Part 2!! Masmalutong Parang Chicharon~~

Imposter AU edition, A lot of Cursing. No Translation to make it fun

You were running so fast, to where Anywhere just away from the characters you loved chasing you. You weren't that Athletic, so Either way they caught up to you.

Bound by your wrists behind your back you were kneeled Infront of someone who looks like you. "What do you have to say for yourself, you foul Beast" they said feeling High and Mighty.

You took a deep inhale ready to say something. "Alam mo tangina mo walang hiya ka ka din, Walang respeto sa tao, nabubuhay lang ako dito tapos ka punyetahan mo ay mangaganyan, Gagi Kawawa Nanay Mo nagdala ng Basura ng Siyam na buwan para magpaluwag lang ng puki niya tangina mo, Walang Kwenta wala naman ako ginawa napakang bobo mo, parang ewan ikaw kang yawa ka. masbobo ka pa doon sa pinakopya ko noong elementary, tangina mo Pushet na Walang Puso ikaw kang Ahas na plastik, Ambaho mo din amoy bangbang na May patay na daga, Hindi ka talaga minahal ng magulang mo ano!!"

You panted after you finished that last part. To them you were speaking in tongues. Others think you were cursing the "Creator" before you. "Palamunin ka parang may magpapalamun kung hindi ka nangognopya, tangina mo Puta ka"

No translation cause i thought it would be fun, No tagging cause i doubt youd want to lay your eyes on this hahahahha

[greenteaanon]

Hello!!! The SAGAU ng Filipino youre doing is so goooooooooood btw! Its just 😍😍

I just had this thought that in the SAGAU ng Filipino, your followers (acolytes? Is that how you spell that?) just wanna learn our language Filipino to talk to you and to understand you while you were speaking (nagmumura ka actually non pero di nila alam HAHHAHAHHA) And when they finally learn the basics, you accidentally spoke in your dialect

Your followers:🙁😮😧

This was brought to you by me suddenly remembering that we have lots of dialects here in the Philippines, and im just amazed and shocked.

Gawa ako part 2 na si Reader ay Nagmumura lang

Disclaimer: Im not Giving a political Opinion This is just my View for the elections

Multitudes of my sanity has been depleted cause of the election. So I'm gonna add to this. Reader Who got Yeeted there just after the Voting for the elections. And They still have their Phone to Update them.

So The basics has already been taught to your dear Acolytes. The time difference between your world and theirs was Astonishing Its been weeks maybe a month or so, But according to your phone only like 4 hours has passed. Then your Phone rang. It was your Friend "Yo Guys the Unofficial Votes are out come get a look.

You had been sitting In your own Office for the past 3 days for them looking at the Votes. When you finally came out of there Everyone asked you on how you were doing cause they can hear you speak in your language sort of aggressively "Eh Ok Lang ako Galit lang sa Comelec dahil mga lintis na Corrupt yoong mga Gago." I'm Ok, Just Angry at Comelec Because they're shit fucking Corrupt. They were shocked if this is how you were being patient they hate to see how you were angry.

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Hear me out

Filipino mythical creatures kind of reader

Like the manangal for example

I completely forgot about this, But Yes I did update the Masterlist to have the Mythical Creatures in the 1st version

Fictional stories: Chapter 2

Manananggal

Fem reader with GN! Pronouns

Disclaimer: Hindi po ako manananggal wag nyo po ako papatay sa simbahan /j madami lang po ako Alam

Warning: this will include, Violence, Blood, Gore, €@nn¡b@l¡sm (cause aswang Duh), litterally splitting from their lower half, reader sounds Conyo...again....Modern but we Wear traditional Clothes.... BECAUSE I SAID SO

Azuka asked for a Cameo sino girlpren mo beshie

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Early rays of Morning started to show, You were already attaching to your lower half. Last night was messy, in turn your blouse was bloody, unfortunate for you it was a white one. Throwing them in a basin and walked to the a sari-sari store.

Reaching the store you called out. "KUMARE! PABILI NGA" Girl Can I buy something peeking around to see if she came to the counter. "Ano yoon Mare?" What was it? You wanted Laundry detergent. "Surf nga yoong yellow"The yellow Surf She repeate as she turns around to grab you one. "Siete Pesos yan Mare." Seven pesos pricey much "Salamat." Thanks

Walking back to your house, hearing a couple gossip here and there like how apparently the girl on the other street named @azukaaa apparently got a new Girlfriend..Gay rights I guess, Reaching home then loading the laundry in the washer. Deciding to Open your Favorite game Genshin Impact.

"Shuta New Event.... Creator's return..Hah ano to?" Huh what's this? As you clicked Go to Event a Bright light shines around you. "Yo wtf"

You were now outside in a old ruin. "THE CREATOR IS BACK" Alot of people shouted. "Hello?"

"Your Grace! Welcome to Teyvat!" The Vision Holders Bowed.

'Wow Parang Diyosa ako' you thought to yourself, Usually you would be treated as a demon or monster and weird apart from people your age and your "kind".

"Thank you Thank you Please no need to bow" you smiled at them. "Please allow us to show you your temple"

You walked to the 'temple' it was a 2 floor Traditional Filipino house, well it's a temple your willing to stay in atleast.

As night approaches, you decided you were hungry Dinner already passed but you were hungry for something else. Human Flesh.

Detaching yourself from your lower half. You were holding yourself by your hands as you were stretching your bat-like wings.

"mmhhng! That's a good stretch, hindi ko ma think na travelling between two words would make me so gutom" you couldn't think that travelling between two world's would make you so hungry.

You flapped your wings to start flying upwards to the moon

Tik-tik

tik-tik

tik-tik

Faintly rung around the temple, But from meters away you can hear it Loudly with flapping of wings with it. Contemplating on who to hunt without starting problems. Flying up higher than the roof you flew to a Treasure hoarder camp with a hostage in a cage. Even though you were a aswang you still had a sense of justice. As you watch them sleep, You let your long tongue come out slowly slithering to the leader of the treasure hoarders. Then Peirce.

Slowly sucking the blood of the treasure hoarder. It was...Fine..Not good..But it's good enough atleast. Unlocking the Hostage's cage silently as to not wake everyone up. Theb you decided to fly back since multiple Murders would be suspicious so suddenly.

Tik-tik

Tik-tik

Tik-tik

You were back in your current home Going to Reattach yourself to your lower half when you heard someone call out "Y-Your Grace?" You swing your head to the door. "Hello...Lumine..... this is Akward" you akwardly waved

"Did you find Their room miss—" Kazuha was right Behind Her. "Look I can Explain...Let Me Just- give me a moment" you finally reattached yourself to your lower half.

"I can explain Everything" You said Closing the Door Behind Them. "Please take your time" Lumine Agreed to Kazuha.

"So...Back in my world, we have these things called aswangs. My Great Great Great Grandmother was a witch, She got too power hungry eventually turned into an aswang, and I have no idea how that logic worked, Got passed onto me~ Oh! And cool Funfact if you look at the reflection in my eyes it's upsidedown!~" you pointed to your eyes. Then you Continued to tell them about the History, The Peace Treaty and how you're living back there.

"So...Your Grace..What did you do when you went out" Kazuha asked. "Weeell....I just ate out that's all" Smiling innocently. Shivers going down their backs. "Alrighty it's getting late you both should rest"

You three said your good nights, as they walked out of the room, you shut the door and pressed your back against it. And took a deeeeep breath "AY GAGOOOO BAT KO YOON SINABI" Idiot, why did I say that!!

The Rest of Night went by fast. And soon it became morning. You went downstairs for breakfast disregarding on what you just ate last night.

You were in the kitchen you saw some of Diluc's staff that he lender for your comfort. How Nice.

Then you remember something Adeline! She has suspicious Sticky Honey Roast...Was it human your not sure, but hey Only one way to find out.

"Good Morning Adeline!" You waved at her. "Good Morning your Grace!" She bowed.

As you ask her for the "Extra Steak" she seemed hesitant but obliged to serve it. You invited her to sit with you. Putting a forkfull in your mouth, the flavors of flesh burst in your mouth, the normal person won't realize it but it's there. "Adeline this is Amazing!" She was flustered on the praise. "Don't worry I know, And I won't tell" you whispered to her with a giggle "Would you care to serve this to me more often, it's amazing"

Her shock was expected but she nodded. Enjoying the rest of your breakfast, Some of the Acolytes Called you, You decided to Put the last Forkfull in your mouth then get up.

"Your Holiness, someone wants to see you" walking to the main Foyer. It was the hostage from last night. "Your Grace! I would like to offer you this as s token of my appreciation for Saving me last night"

"Uhh..hahahaha...It's nothing" Sweating bullets Lumine and Kazuha who was just passing by stopped to look.

'im gonna need to explain Alot' you laughed at yourself.

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[greenteaanon]

I present to you

National Heroes

Heneral Luna

Jose Rizal

Melchora Aquino

Lapu-Lapu

Gabriella Silang

Fictional

Manananggal

Ibong Adarna

Sirena

White Lady

Tiyanak (ver. 1) (ver.2)

Alexandra Trese

Kambal ng Trese (Crispin at Basilio<3)

Cultural

Sinulog festival queen

Folk dancer

Arnis competitor

Manlala ng buli

Folk Songs

Leron Leron Sinta

Sitsiritsit

Carñosa

Ang pipit

Dandansoy

Ili ili

Paruparong bukid

Tinikling

Ikaw ang mahal ko

Katakataka

Blurb and Brainrots

Marites

Nagmumura part 1 part 2 (lutong mo pre)

Filipino Parents Reader

AND MANY MORE

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[greenteaanon]

   Ang Pipit

no translation for the song sorryy since i have no idea how to transition that rn

Tumblr is being a btcccch

You awoke on top of a tree branch feeling something warm and feathery snuggle up to your neck. It was a small songbird, a pipit if you may. "Hm?" you let out still feeling particularly sleepy. "Your Grace! Are you awake?" the little pipit jumped on you. "Uhh...Kinda I still feel a bit tired, and Why do I feel like I should remember you?" you scratched your head. "So you really don't remember...Its me Pip!" The small bird's voice started cracking. "Huy....Sorry talaga...Try ko remember ikaw, Pramis" You were Truly Sorry, and you Promised to try and remember them.

"Then...Let's go to our favorite places! Maybe you can Remember!" Pip Started to fly and you jumped out of the tree and followed them. You Held out your hand hoping for Pip to land on it, and they did. "There should be a cave here..." They looked around for it, til your eyes landed on a rather thick set of vines. "Is it over here?" You started walking to the side of the mountain. As you brush the vines away you saw an opening. "This is it! You're starting to remember" Pip said. "Di naman masyado parang feeling ko lang na dito" You dont quite remember, you just feel that it would be there.

You walked into the hole in the wall into a pretty decorated cave with well preserved instruments, chairs, perches, tables, a cooking pot and lanterns strewn about. you started lighting them on one by one, then you picked up a guitar it was in tune, and there weren't any dust, surprisingly. And you started playing a familiar tune. "That's it your Grace! You're remembering!" Pip Cheered. You felt like you truly belong there.

You were visiting a couple more places with Pip. You brought the guitar with you. Until both of you got split up. You passed out from fatigue of trying to find Pip. You awoke seeing yourself tied up on a stage. "You're awake you Imposter" You were in a panic 'Anong Imposter? walang hiya' What imposter? shameless bitch- "Are you Ready for your execution?" when you fully realized...It was Zhongli! and another half of your brain immediately thought "Hold on my Fucking WHAT-"

So turns out Pip wasn't just calling you 'Your grace' for some reason. You were actually the main god of Genshin Impact, no wonder some places looked familiar, you just didn't seem to see the waypoints and statues of the 7. your thoughts were cut off by once again Zhongli, now you were CLEARLY Running out of time. "Any last words Imposter?" You saw pip up on in the sky flying about also probably looking for you.

So with a deep Inhale. You started to sing, voice cracking in the start. "May punukol sa pipit sa sanga ng isang kahoy~" Pip turned to you they started flying to you "At nahagip ng Bato ang pakpak ng munting ibon~"

"Dahil sa Sakit!~ Di na nakaya pang Lumipad"

Pip Managed to cut in "At ang nangyari ay nahulog ngunit parang taong bumigkas" Then tearing up almost crying you sang "Mamang may Lupit ang puso mo'y di na nahabag!~ Kapag Pumanaw ang Buhay ko may isang pipit na iiyak!~"

Pip landed on your head and you smiled the brightest you ever had forgetting what happened before. how I DONT KNOW IM TIRED MY BATTERY IS RUNNING LOW AND I DONT HAVE MY CHARGER OMG.

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Tagalog Folk songs: Prologue

The all Creator as they called, Lived in a domain, Music is their Magic, all Loud and clear. Heard all across Teyvat. But They disappeared, What happened if they come back, to sing songs to their nation again.

In some versions of this tale, There was an imposter, In some They were welcomed with open arms. But One thing for sure, They Loved their Creations as much as possible. And they love them back as well.

But Should Their songs be sung by someone unworthy chaos will ensure.

"Ano ba Itong Kaputanginahan ito, Venti?" 'What is this bullshit?' a little Finch repeated. "Uhhh Well its some of the Versions of the tale Your Holiness" He said. "Oh...Well i Like them"

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Sneakpeak for Sagau ng Filipino

The official tacky banner

With my ugly ass handwriting

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Should I start Tagging People on the Sagau for Filipino things