#get ready for gay ppl and hot vampires

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some lady d x maid marie stuff from the last week of brainrot

🩸🍷 gotta keep the lady fed ♥️

[murlocks]

hello I'm your competitor in the failboy contest and please tell me about Jeremy I want to hear about your cringefail vampire guy if you're okay talking about him

HI okay yes im always okay talking about him i made a propaganda post abt him but i can probably think up more to say i always have more to say about him

first things first: i hate him. (/pos) i want to wrap him in a rug and roll him down a flight of stairs he is an absolute wet paper bag of a man and i am never not thinking about him.

hes an absolute pussy but hes also an adrenaline junkie so he purposefully provokes his murderous cannibalistic vultureguy boyfriend simply for the entertainment. hes gay and god wont let him die so he finds getting an attractive man to try and kill him quite the emotionally fulfilling activity. asher (his boyfriend) is a little bit fucked up (/pos) so he goes along with it but they both know jeremy will be completely fine its stress relief for both of them tbh

second: some backstory. fair warning for like . vampire-typical religious trauma?? i dunno tbh

he was raised in like . a classic religious town and he was very much a juvenile delinquent so ppl around town didnt really like him and it only got worse when he got turned bc of course everyone in that town was raised to think that vampires were horrible abominations that go against god or whatever stupid shit you can think of theyve probably been taught that. so he kinda internalized all that and obviously when he got turned against his will he had a horrible crisis of faith and was questioning what he did to deserve this fate. obviously if vampires are bad and hes a vampire that means hes bad and he did something to deserve getting turned into one. yeah that boys a little fucked up in the head.

he got chased out of town once he was discovered to be a vampire. after he got turned, he went back home and locked himself away for about a week trying to process it and didnt come out bc he felt like shit physically (obviously, he literally just died and got turned into a vampire, i would feel a little ill about it too) but eventually his like . one singular friend he had in town came to check on him because hed been missing for a while and he told them everything because he thought he could trust them, he told them "there was this guy who attacked me a couple nights ago and i passed out and i woke up in the middle of the street the next morning and the sun hurt and ive been so hungry ever since but none of the food ive eaten has helped and i dont know whats going on. everything hurts and i feel so sick i dont know whats wrong" and his friend is like. Oh. Oh Fuck . and they run off under the guise of finding him medicine/food/whatever but of course instead of doing what they said they would they go straight to one of the towns religious leaders and they gather up a bunch of people to either kill him or chase him out of town.

he escapes, narrowly, but now hes got nowhere to go. hes never left his little town, he has no family or friends to go to, hes basically screwed. he finds himself wandering for days on end just kinda contemplating his life (and beating himself up for getting turned in the first place, because OBVIOUSLY its gotta be his fault somehow. he mustve done something wrong for his friend to be so eager and ready to turn on him its gotta be his fault) and eventually he stumbles upon this little desert town in the middle of nowhere. theres a big old abandoned mansion on a cliff overlooking the town, and, of course, jeremy, the overdramatic (like, theater kid levels of dramatic) idiot that he is, goes, "oh! thats perfect! ill live there!"

and he lives there pretty much undisturbed for approximately 20 years. he has absolutely zero human contact because hes scared of hurting people and he subsists off animal blood from the meager livestock the townspeople own. hes not doing too hot mentally of course, hes a trainwreck with literally nothing to do but sit alone in his house and listen to his own thoughts, but he survives, at least.

until, one day, asher, (my boyfriends oc), one very curious citizen of the nearby town, accepts a dare to go explore the abandoned mansion at the top of the cliff. theres rumors spreading that its haunted, and surely he would earn some respect from his peers if he could survive a night there, right? he can prove theres nothing too dangerous there at all.

until he opens the door. and awakens a very disgruntled vampire from his midday nap.

and the rest is history.

part three: boyfriend endeavors. serious warning for violence and vampire-typical "cannibalism" and less vampire-typical Actual Fucking Cannibalism. also fair warning jeremy and ashers relationship dynamic is more than a little fucked up but theyre both aware of it and its all fully consensual because they are both more than a little fucked up

for a while, they both believe the other is a Completely Normal Guy (albeit, asher is a seemingly Normal Guy with massive fuck-off bird wings and jeremy is. well hes jeremy, but still) until one night jeremy is out and about trying to find some source of food in the town, climbing across rooftops and shit and all of a sudden he stumbles upon asher, elbows deep in a human corpse and absolutely covered in blood. he has the end of a bone sticking out of his mouth. this is completely normal Asher Behavior but jeremy is not aware of that. he loses his footing on the roof he is standing on and goes tumbling down into the street.

asher turns around to look at him and hes got this crazed look on his face and jeremy is just staring at him trying to figure out what the fuck hes supposed to say in this situation because he just fucking walked in on his one and only friend literally Eating A Person but he has no room to judge and asher looks more attractive covered in blood than he has any right to be and jeremy does not have time to unpack all that.

so, after a solid minute of staring at each other, jeremy goes "so. uh. you gonna finish that?" and asher bursts out laughing.

he explains his whole vampire situation and asher explains that he does not have any such situation hes just a bit fucked up and he enjoys eating bones. you know what, fuck it, hes a vulture guy, it makes sense. kinda. whatever. jeremy cant judge.

at this point in time, jeremy is still very much ashamed of who and what he is. he is more than aware that the animal blood he is surviving off of is not very nutritious whatsoever and if he wants any type of proper quality of life hes gonna have to feed off of an actual human person someday. hes not looking forward to it. but asher is just?? fucking sitting there?? eating literal human bones just because he feels like it????? and jeremy doesnt know how to process that. hes morally opposed to it but instinctually he knows thats what he should be doing. and from there on out asher actively endeavors to get jeremy to be less catholic guilt-y about the whole thing. he genuinely doesnt give a fuck and it gives him a headache to see jeremy being all stressed about it so he makes it his life mission to absolutely destroy that boys morals. and it works. it fucking works.

asher is such a horrible influence and he has made jeremy so much worse from an outsider standpoint but jeremys mental health is so much better with ashers involvement in his life and theyre so horrible for each other but theyre also a perfect match. they drive me insane.

ive probably missed a lot in this post and i have so much more i could say about him and asher but thats whats on my brain right now. theyre both so fucked up i hate them (/pos)

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Shadowhunters ep4 review & spoilers! And general spoilers! (Later ships & Simon things)

Magnus & Alec met!! They really did that & it was really gay and i loved it. Alec's little smile & flustered ness around Magnus & "Pretty boy get your team ready" is iconic as fuck ok. Magnus was in the ep so much & I'm here for it. Also Magnus's little looks at Alec when he mentioned Michealangalo being good in bed!! Also we love a sassy badass bisexual- love how its so clear in the first ep he's in. Also the gayness from Alec is yesss. That taking Magnus's hand yess. And the Jace memory thingy- is Jace gonna bring that up?? Or is he just gonna ignore it forever?? Don't say btw lmao. "There's nothing to be ashamed of" yes Magnus a proud bi supporting a lil closeted boy. What else- sorry- im just squealing at the Malec in this ep- I'm gonna have to watch their introduction again bc Alec's smile. He's growing on me!! Ok- Magnus's magic I see you- holy shit when he moved the lair- incredible, beautiful & hot as fuck thank you. Simon, poor bby Simon is definitely a Vampire- like- the licking the blood thingy- noo bby. I feel bad for him with his unrequited love. Also yes to him for standing up for himself though! To "captain america" 😂😂. I thought it was some good acting when Simon was calling Clary and telling her he felt weird after the Vamp thing- and you could see his gaze linger on the picture as he was talking- or myb i just thought that lmao. What else hm- Valentine is just creepy as fuck. And Clary is getting on my nerves a lil- i know she wants to save her mum which is fair enough of course. I do appreciate her bravery though. The whatever it takes attitude- that hasn't extended into going off by herself yet which is good- probably bc of Jace though tbh. Reminds me a bit of the harry potter stance- 'ppl are dying bc of me let me do it all myself'. I liked Isabelle this ep- "its ok Alec" - supportive sister yess. Magnus & Isabelle is a total brotp & I can see isabelle being a big Malec shipper. Thats it for now! Hope theres more of Magnus in the Shadow team next episode & pls let Simon tell Clary sooner rather than later!! Also Camille- can Simon pls not get with her or even kiss her- shes creepy & repulsive. Again don't spoil if you know!! Um- thats it for now- sorry it's a bit all over the place. I'm still buzzing from the Malec & I've probably missed bits out but yeah. Thanks if you read & ep 5 here I come today or probably tomorrow! (Off I go to rewatch the Malec meeting!) (Not kidding)

~Lula X

Ps. Anyone know Simon's surname if its not a spoiler?

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lesbian tag game

thx for sending me this @redcladsheikah <3 all my lesbian friends should do this too, if you want uwu i’m too lazy to tag like 50 ppl hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh @lebians @tiedyked @talaxian @lesbian-mcelroy @ireallylikecameras 

1: did you ever think you were straight?

not really, i knew i liked girls even as a child. but i did go through multiple periods of trying to convince myself i was straight, needless to say it didn’t work out lol.

2: what’s your favorite element of gay culture?

our sense of humor! it’s amazing that we’re all so funny despite putting up with so much bullshit.

3: are you femme, butch, or neither?

femme! i’ve been looking into femme history lately, bcs the idea that femme is just an aesthetic is a misconception c:

4: do you prefer to date femmes or butches?

tbh every time i declare i have a type i immediately fall for someone that’s the complete opposite of that, so i have no idea. lately i’ve been wanting a goth gf, but i just developed a crush on a prep soooo i’m terrible at self-reflection. this bitch don’t know what she want.

5: what’s the worst part about being a lesbian?

the feeling that there’s a part of you that needs to be fixed, but you can’t do anything about it. it’s like seeing a picture on the wall that’s crooked, but it’s stuck like that and you can’t ever straighten it. or having a hair out of place that keeps sticking up no matter how much you try to gel it down.

6: what’s the best part of being a lesbian?

is women too obvious of an answer? girls are angels and i’d die for all of them

7: how long were you questioning for?

pretty much never, i guess. i had crushes on girls since kindergarten, then in 2nd grade i was told girls could only like boys, so i tried my best to be straight even though in my heart i knew i wasn’t. since i couldn’t make myself like boys, i kinda just ignored the idea of liking anyone at all until middle school, when i found out what the word “lesbian” means online. of course, all the stuff i found about lesbians called us disgusting perverts, so i went through many phases of calling myself literally anything else but a lesbian. i’ve only started using the word lesbian specifically in the last few years, especially since i joined an amazing discord group. i love them so much, they’ve helped me feel so proud of being a lesbian <3

8: what’s the most annoying thing straight people do?

exist. 

jk lmao, i’m honestly not annoyed by straight people, but i like making jokes as if i am. it’s hard to annoy me in general, i’ve got a high tolerance for that type of stuff. if i have to answer, i hate it when strangers (usually straight men) pry into my sex life, but i’m not really annoyed by that as much as i am creeped out.

9: what do you look for in a girl?

vampirism is my only requirement.

10: if you had to marry someone you know right now, who would you choose?

@lebians bcs i feel they’d be the most able to put up with my bullshit. everyone else would kill me on sight. if only @ireallylikecameras was still single, then when we got married we could put together our 50% employee discounts at BK and get infinite food for free, ending world hunger. i think that’s how it works, but also im gay and therefore bad at math.

11: do you have a crush right now?

does being in love count as a crush? if so, then i have three.

12: do you fall in love easily?

i crush easily, and i say i’m in love easily bcs i’m a leo (meaning i need to exaggerate to live), but actually feeling love? only once.

13: is there anyone in your life right now you think you’ll date in the future?

fingers crossed.

14: is there anyone you want to be kissing right now?

at the moment i’m feeling very touch repulsed, so no. but i also go through periods of feeling touch starved, and during those times i’d kiss pretty much anyone lmao.

15: do you think you’ve met your future wife yet?

i don’t know if i want to be married. i hate making commitments.

16: top, bottom, or vers?

i suspect i’m a bottom, but i’m also a virgin with no self awareness about what she wants or likes, so who really knows.

17: is there anyone you wish you could fuck right now?

still feeling touch repulsed, so no. also i have issues with actual real life sex. i always think i want to have sex, but when the situation becomes real, i feel disgusted by it and chicken out. i have no idea if this is some sort of asexuality or internalized lesbophobia. i should probably go to therapy lol.

18: rough or gentle?

rough, in theory. like i said, virgin who doesn’t know what she likes. but as a general rule, i don’t like slowness.

19: how many stereotypes do you fit into?

i’m fat, hairy, make lots of jokes about hating men (at least online, not in real life bcs i dont wanna get stabbed), i sometimes look like a guy,

20: what version of the lesbian flag do you like most? (butch, lipstick, original, etc.)

i like the femme one! i have it as my banner, it’s the lipstick lesbian flag without the lip print. the original flag was so fucking good, too bad it got taken by the terfs. the labrys is such a powerful image, and purple is a good color. also i saw a moon lesbian flag going around, that one is so good.

21: do you have a good gaydar?

hhhh i’d like to pretend i do but tbh i’m not very observant and straight up bad at reading people.

22: be honest, would you rather be straight?

yes and no. i’d rather have been born straight, because it would’ve saved me so much pain, but it’s a few years too late for that lol. if there was a magic pill that could make me straight today, i wouldn’t take it. i’ve been through so much as a lesbian, it means something to me now and i wouldn’t trade that for anything.

23: are you cis?

yep.

24: are you a sugar mommy or a sugar baby at heart?

hardcore sugar baby. my dream job is being an older woman’s trophy wife.

25: are you committed to someone at all right now emotionally?

hhhhhhhhhh unfortunately. i don’t want to be.

26: are you looking for a serious relationship currently?

yes, but i shouldn’t be. i don’t think i’m ready to be in one.

27: is there someone you’d like to be in a serious relationship in?

yes, but she’s straight and already married lmao. whoops.

28: do you want children?

no, i’m too selfish and irresponsible.

29: is your family accepting of your sexuality?

my mom and dad are, though they don’t take it very seriously. pretty sure they expect me to grow out of it one day. can’t blame them tho, i’m waiting for the same thing lmao. my extended family is huge, and their opinions range from being extremely homophobic to being gay themselves, but i’m interacting with them less and less as i get older.

30: how confident are you in your sexuality?

very confident, though i don’t want to be. i’m still secretly hoping one day i’ll see a guy i’m attracted to and he’ll fix me, but being realistic, i’m a huge fucking lesbian. women are enchanting.

31: are you polyamorous or monogamous?

monogamous. my insecure ass could not be poly hhhhhh.

32: what advice do you have for your 12 year old self?

be more selfish. you don’t have to put yourself second for the sake of others, especially at your age. nothing you do will matter in a decade, go fucking wild.

33: have you ever been to a gay bar?

nope. i want to go one day, but i have terrible social anxiety.

34: leather jackets or flannel?

both of those are really hot, but i’m gonna go with leather jacket.

35: describe your dream girlfriend

- vampire

- big tiddy goth gf

- nice personality or smthn

- uhhhhhhhhh tiddy

(ok but srsly, i can’t answer this question bcs i NEVER know what i want!! i always thought my type was THICC for sure, but all three of the ladies i have feelings for rn are pretty skinny and flat chested)

36: do you have any lesbian friends?

at least 50 lol.

37: what elements of gay culture do you actively participate in?

air, water, sometimes earth. never fire.

38: do you find straight people irritating?

nope, but i do find straight pda uncomfortable to look at. mostly bcs it reminds me of what i'm supposed to want. but i’d never tell a straight person that, obviously. i’m not rude.

39: would you rather adopt a kid or have a biological kid?

i’ll adopt a tortoise, and feed her any children that cross my path. but if i did ever have a child, i’d want it to be biologically mine and my wife’s. mostly bcs i’d want to know what it would look like, which is a selfish and stupid reason to have kids, and exactly why i’m not gonna lmao.

40: do you love yourself?

i’m a LEO (jokes aside, i don’t know. sometimes i do, sometimes i don’t. but i love myself more as time goes on. definitely more than i did than when i was a teen, at least.)

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My Immortal: Beauty and the Beast version (Chapter 1)

(Published originally on AO3, on 7/4/2017. Deleted by admins.)

Chapter 1:

Hi my name is Jean Pierre Jaques Gafou Kung Fu LeFou and I have long ebony black hair with sparkles and curls that reaches past my shoulders and chocolate brown eyes like limpid tears and people tell me I look like Jack Black which makes me cry cause he's old and I'm not that heavy I'm just currrveeyy so fk you bythches.

I'm not related to Luke Evans but I wish I was because he's a major fcking hottieeee. I'm a werewolf but my teeth are straight and white. I have pink skin. I'm illiterate which means I never went to school. I live in a place called Villeneuve in France where I get to ride horses and hunt (I'm 27.) I'm a gay man (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly bright pink bow ties and 1700's men's clothes but if I had my wish I would wear just the pink tie and nothing else when I'm with GASTON.

There is another Ghey Guy in the village and his name is Stanley and he wears normal men clothes but once he showed me his red corsets with black lace around it and put on his yellow ball gown he copied from Belle. I told Stanley I could never love him if he dresses like the girl who tried to steal Gaston from me and he cried so many tears with his mascara running and his purple lipstick and red rouge blush all messed up.

His friends Tom and Dick (who is a Dick) saw him like that and yelled at him so now he has to keep his crossdressing hobby done in secret from now on.

I was walking around Villeneuve. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put my middle finger up at them and said "It's never gonna happen."

"Hey LeFou!" shouted a voice. I looked up and it was...GASTON!

"What's up Gaston?"

"Nothing." he said shyly.

AN: Is it good? PLzzz tell me fangz!

The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my cottage and went to Gaston's tavern and drank some beer from a mug. There was a big mural of Gaston on the wall who is My Immortal Love. His hair is black ebony and his coat is red velvet with gold on the lapels.

My friend, Belle (AN: Raven dis is u!) came in and grinned at me. She is my friend yeah because she couldn't actually steal Gaston from me because she doesn't like him so it's never gonna happen ladies. (and Gaston!) She flipped her long waist length chocolate brown hair and opened her honey brown eyes. She put on her Beast T-shirt with a gold mini, red fishnets and pointy gold high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (red lipstick, au naturelle foundation and black eye liner)

"OMFG I saw you talking to Gaston yesterday!" she said excitedly.

"Yeah? So?" I said blushing.

"Do you like Gaston?" she asked as we went out of the tavern and to the village square.

"No I fcking don't!" I shouted.

"Yeah right." she exclaimed. Just then, Gaston walked up to me.

"Hi." he said.

"Hi." I replied flirtily.

Belle shook her head and said "I can't stand you Gaston! You boorish...brainless..." She couldn't stand the sight of him and left. Oh, well. Then I have (perfect, pure paragon) him all to myself.

"Guess what." he said.

"What?" I asked.

"Well, Gentille Charlotte is having a concert in Porcs-Hydromel." he told me.

"Oh. Mon. Frickin. Dieu!" I screamed. I love GC! They are my favorite band, besides Mon Chimique L'Amour.

"Well, do you want to go with me?" he asked.

I gasped.

AN: STOP FLAMIN DA STORY PREPZ! Odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl! FANGS AGEN RAVEN!

On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots, and my black breeches and white stockings. Underneath the white stockings I wore black fishnets to express myself in secret. Then I put on my dark red velvet vest with this lacy ruffled white shirt in the back and front. I wore my pink Bow Tie. I curled my hair and didn't wear it in a ponytail and trimmed my sideburns. I'm trying to grow a Mustache. I realized growing a mustache and having sideburns meant I was a man and it made me remember Gaston is a man too, and he liked Belle for L'amour rather than me. He just wants me as a hunting buddy and needed someone to go to a Gentille Charlotte concert with.

I felt a little depressed then, so I slit my wrists.

I read a depressing book (oh wait- it just occurred to me- that I'm illiterate-) so I called Belle and she read the depressing book to me instead. Belle and I waited for it to stop bleeding and we listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner (Screw U Stanley you so jealous now!) I put on some red lipstick the same color as Gaston's coat. I didn't put on foundation because I was bright pink from thinking about Gaston anyway. I drank some wolf blood so I was ready to go to the concert.

I went outside. Gaston was waiting there in his flying horse. He was wearing a "Le Projet élémentaire" T-shirt (they would play at the show too) baggy black hunter pants, his red soldier jacket, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: a lot fo kewl boyz wer it ok!)

"Hi Gaston!" I said in a depressed voice.

"Hi LeFou." he said back. We climbed on his flying black horse Mercedes and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Gentille Charlotte and Madame de Goffik Garderobe (featuring Cadenza the Dark Harpsichord of Death.) Gaston smoked a cigar but I didn't. When we got there, we hopped off the horse. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Gentille Charlotte.

"You come in cold, you're covered in blood/They're all so happy you arrived/The doctor cuts your cord, you're handed to Maman/She sets you free into this life." sang Jacques (I don't own da lyrics 2 dat song)

"Jacques is so frcking hot," I said to Gaston, pointing to him as he sung, filling la boîte de Nuit with his amazing voice.

Suddenly Gaston looked sad.

"What's wrong?" I said as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.

"Hey it's OK I don't like him better than YOU!" I said.

"Really?" said Gaston sensitively so he put his arm around me all protective.

"Really." I said. "Besides I don't even know Jacques and he's going out with Hillary frcking Derrière the Bimbette. I frcking hate that little Chien." I said disgustingly, thinking of her ugly blonde canine face.

The night went on really well, and we had a great time. So did Gaston. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benoit and Jacques for their autographs which they signed in black Goth ink and feather quills. We got GC concert tees. Gaston and I climbed back onto Mercedes, but Gaston didn't go back to Porc-Verrues (his magic school where he learns how to be the Perfect Pure Paragon and I think he's secretly a Vampire!)

Instead he rode his horse into...The Beast's Forest!

I said stop flaming ok LeFou's name is LEFOU nut gary stu OK! GASTON IS SOOO IN LUV wif him dat he is acting deferent! dey nu eech odder b4 ok!

"GASTON!" I shouted. "What the frck do you think you are doing?"

Gaston didn't answer but he stopped the flying horse and walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.

"With all due respect- What in the fcking hell?" I asked angrily.

"LeFou?"

"What?" I snapped.

Gaston leaned in extra close and I looked into his gothic-red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed such depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel so mad anymore.

And suddenly- just as I Gaston kissed me passionately. Gaston climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took off my bow tie. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

"Oh, Gaston!" I screamed. I was beginning to feel all aroused. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHAFCKERS!"

It was...THE BEAST!

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💋🦇💋 thinks

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other random small emercy comics and doodles

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happy Valentine’s Day to them 💖✨

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Happy bday Darcy (6/29) ❤️🦇

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a small dark, safe place 🖤🤲

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(old lil thing from messing around in sb pro)

darcy's 3 older vampire sisters +bonus sketchy mama Grimm

/|\ ^._.^ /|\

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Brynn, the second oldest 🐺⚔️ 𓄿

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Hey is there like a master list you have for your Darcy/Emeryne stuff? Like some written ideas that you have but haven't drawn that one could read about?

oh man, how you have opened the floodgates! i rly should just show mine and niko's discord dms since they're like 60% of what we talk abt :O but instead, have some drabbles from the google doc:

The music reached one last crescendo and eased, ballroom dancers stepping away from their partners with flushed cheeks and happy smiles. With a final kiss to her hand and a humble bow, the dark stranger in the raven mask stepped away from the Queen. 

‘At least, if she knew it was the Queen with whom she had danced…’ Emeryne thought.

As if reading her mind, the stranger spoke.

“Thank you for the dance, your highness…”

Emeryne gasped, violet meeting scarlet irises. 

“How did you know it was me?” 

The woman stood straight once again before reaching up to poke the nose of the Queen’s fox mask. A rough voice responded, “As if such a simple mask could disguise the Queen’s radiance and beauty,” 

She leaned closer, smelling of iron, wine and something dangerous. Emeryne became hypnotized by the scent and found herself tilting her head, exposing her neck as the stranger drew closer. 

“You know, for a predator,” the tall woman indicated towards her fox-adorned mask. 

Her red lips ghosted her ear, a whisper.

“You’re awfully pliable,”

-----

(after the thigh bite™)

Silk bandages secured the would on Emeryne’s thighs and neck, the herbal healing balm soothing her wounds. The aroma of marigold leaves and wormwood filled the space with a comforting air. Darcy held the Queen close, pressing soft kisses to her neck to will the pain away faster. 

“I promise, they don't hurt,” Emeryne said with a laugh but didn’t move to push her lover away. 

“I would be remiss to leave you unattended to, my dear,” Darcy said, a crease in her pale brow.

A warm hand lifted to iron out the wrinkle, followed by a kiss. 

“You worry too much,” the Queen teased. “You should know by now that I’m not so fragile,”

The vampire chuckled and sat up to lean against the headrest and pillows. 

“Oh, I’m quite familiar with how much pain you can take, love,” she purred. 

“That is- until you ask for more,” 

Emeryne guffawed and shoved the vampire’s shoulder before burrowing into her side. It was utter bliss to be sandwiched between her woman and the soft pillows. 

“You!” 

The Queen allowed herself to be pampered with little resistance after that. Darcy dutifully got her some water and snuck down to the kitchen for some bread to eat. Once her other needs had been met, she scooped Emeryne close to her chest, pillowing her head against her breast. Long nailed fingers gently eased brown hair from their braids and combed across her scalp. The shorter woman seemed to melt into her side, fitting perfectly. She hummed contentedly. 

Aftercare requires lots of petting and kissing, not that Darcy was complaining. The vampire doubts she could ever tire of showing the woman in her arms just how deeply she felt for her. 

The Queen's breathing slowly evened out, but she fought desperately against sleep.

“You should rest,” Darcy whispered against the crown of her head. 

“I don’t want to,” 

The vampire didn’t have to look to hear the pout in her voice. Oh, this woman was so adorable. 

“You can barely keep your eyes open, love,” It was true.

“But if I fall asleep, you’ll leave,”

The vampire paused. When had their nightly rendezvous become so significant? It was true she loved the Queen, but for her feelings to truly be reciprocated was something she hadn’t dared let herself dream of. 

Darcy’s arms tightened around Emeryne almost protectively. 

“I won’t,”

“Do you promise?”

“Have I ever lied to you?”

“...” 

The question, while rhetorical, remained unanswered as the Queen finally succumbed to sleep. However, the vampire was left to wonder just how much her love let on…

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(idk when this is)

Darcy would do it, kiss her arm I mean. Pull a Gomez Addams- like before she bites Em’s neck as like- idk appreciation for letting her feed. Murmuring sweet things across her arm that cause little goosebumps to stir from her cold breath. A kiss to her knuckles, turns hand over and a kiss to her palm. Further up, a breathy kiss to her inner elbow, then to the meat of her upper arm with a little nip of pointy fangs. Then kissing the freckles smattered across her shoulder like a constellation. Skimming her teeth across her collarbone guiding her to the firm warm tendon of her neck. Inhaling the smell of her sweet shampoo and sighing. “God..” says Darcy. “the things you do to me, dear”

Darcy’s face is cradled in the nook of Emeryne’s neck and shoulder, swaddled in her warmth. The vampire takes her lovers other hand and places it on her own cold chest. “Tell me to stop,” Darcy growls softly in her ear. “Please, I need you to tell me to stop, because I’m not sure how much longer I can hold back” Instead Em takes her hand back and laces her fingers thru long dark tresses, and urges the taller woman to bite. To bite hard. “Do it.”

there's also:

darcy's sisters

the locked tomb au animatic

other aus

a whole webcomic (tbd)

there's wheeze a lot

we're very normal about them