#get repeatedly mildly electrocuted in a mud pit while trying to fetch a body

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

Midsomer Murders: We heard you all like six foot pretty boys, so here is one for you all. Audience: *mild interest* Midsomer Murders: We have also decided we're going to make him the most pathetic mud-covered little meow meow we've ever had. Audience: YAAAAAAAAAAAY Narrator: And so balance was maintained in the universe.