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warrioroflondonbelow · 4 years

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KEEPITCLEANGETOUTTAMYCOUNTRYO’DONOVAN THE MOVIE

( II @ophelia-hendrix Chris and Thea dumb voice call adventures part ????)

“Are they playing golf????” “Why is there a rugy goal but they’re playing golf???” “Everybody has the same hat and the same jacket!!!” “THEY WERE PLAYING GOLF!” “Occupation??? They have no jobs!” “You’re gonna get your arse kicked!” “He’s wearing long johns you dumb arse!” “How did he get one suspenser up!?” “They kept a pin up to keep his neck up holy shit!” “He looks like a discount-discount Toby Jones!” “Everybody dressed like that so no.” “Tornado Conner with hair.” “SQUAT!” “THE SOOOOUUUUUNNNNDDDDDD!!!!” “THE DRIVERRRR!” “Awww look at that Cillian is being nice to the elderly.” “Oh my god Cillian you dumbass.” “Why are they in the bushes!!???” “That’s not even a gun that’s a gold club!” “WHY DO THEY HAVE THE SAME CAPS!?” “ARE THEY GONNA SHOVE CIGARETTES FROM BEHIND A BUSH!?” “Oh no Cillian don’t go back.” “How are things at home?” “Things are shit.” “That’s not shady at all. It’s a pub crawl!” “THIS IS BREAKING AND ENTERING WHY ARE THEY COVERING THEIR FACE?” “THEY’RE GAMBLING NOW??? I THOUGHT THIS WAS A CATHOLIC COUNTRY!?” “weeeeeeeee!” “PUSSY!” “DON’T HIT THE CHILDREN!” “That was me trying to do a Scottish accent... Wait that was the wrong country.” “This man is wearing eyeliner.” “Everyday is milking season.” “Every day I’m milking ‘em *sings to everyday im shuffling*” “It’s eyeliner man!” “*does posh accent before gagging*” “ *THEA DOES A SNAPE IMPERSSONATION*” “Why do they have an open fire in the woods, they’re gonna see you dumbass.” “WEEEEE! WEEEEEEEEE!” “*RANDOM YELLING*” “WHY IS THERE SO MUCH YELLING!!!???” “Everybody is Patrick O’ Donovan!” “I thought it was Cillian but it wasn’t, it’s fine.” “FINGER NAILS AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!” “HGKJSDHGJKDSGGTEDDY!!!” “AHGJKDAHGJYOUFUCKINGBASTARDSBGKJDSHGKJD” “Cillian’s had a rough day....” “Cillian sounds like bycicle breaks.” “IS THAT FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE!? OH, it’s Cillian....” “Nothing happens in Wales. Just sheep.” “DON’T INHALE THE FLAME!” “Is this prison break? Is this prison break!? I think it’s prison break!?” “He’s not dying they just pulled out a couple of finger nails!” “AHHHH THE FINGER NAILS! OOOOOOOH!” “Keepitclean Getoutofmycountry O’ Donovan.” “OH! THERE’S MORE YELLING!” “HABAHAHAHAH *in posh accent*” “Cillian don’t be condescending it doesn’t suit you.” “*sings on the road again*” “*both does the cross*” “HIS NAME IS CONGO!?” “SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE!” “YOU’LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE! *shoots him dead*” “Cillian is walking away in the rain!” “MOUSTACHE MAAAANNNN!!!” “MRS. RAFIKI AND MOUSTAHCE MAN” “Them yelling is basically our family dinners.” “This is so slow!” “They have one gun. They have two gun.” “They’re bringing the bible out!” “OH HE’S SHOOTIN’ PEOPLE!” “THERE’S CONGO!” “That was low Chris, even for you.” “Yup! He’s dead.” “I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT!” “Your MUM!” “WHY ARE WE YELLING!?” “Nothing like a little bit of arson in the morning.” “TOMAAAASSSSS” “He dropped it two feet behind lads relax.” “IS THIS TITANIC!?” “WOOOOOO!” “They are literally gonna roll in the hay.” “Why are they playing such dramatic music???” “*sings Piano Man badly*” “WHERE’S GEORGE!?” “Oofoofoofoof. That’s an oof.” “Bleeeeeggghhhhh” “*just random noises*” “Lordy liar!” “Your dick and your balls.” “SHADDUPCILLIAN!” “*plays random cat video over movie*” “Ah the yelling is back.” “This movie is so slow.” “He went to university you idiot!” “Is it pneumonia? Oh... It’s not pneumonia then...” “THIS MOVIE HAS BEEN THE LONGEST 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE!” “which hole??? There are a lot of holes. There’s the butt hole, the mouth, the ear hole, the nose houles.” “HE HAS SO MUCH PRODUCT IN HIS HAIR.” “DID HE SAY ‘LOOK TITTY’!?” “*does horrble Irish accent*” “*Makes Chris die*” “I’D RATHER WATCH LOTR RETURN OF THE KING EXTENED EDITION THAN THIS! THIS IS SO SLOOOOWWWWW!” “It’s okay Cillian’s gonna die now.” “DAAAAAANNNN!” “They gave him a tiny mug and a bible for the afterlife. That’s nice.” “THIS IS SO LOOOOONG!!!” “I AM NOT AS DRINK AS YOU THINK I AM.” “Awww he’s drawng a sad letter with his sad cup, and sad candle, and sad bible.” “*Cant even speak anymore cause of how long this film is*” “He’s gonna die by shooting squad.” “CILLIAN NUUUUUUU! CILLIAN THIS IS SAAAADDDD!” “*Thea crying in the distance*” “*Cillian gets shot* AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!”

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