#ghb headcannons

[clowns-ballpit]

Please suggest all those accounts that put all the lgbt/mogai flags behind a transparent picture of a character

I wish to see the Makara family headcannons

Or reblog this with your head cannons :0D

[vriskaenergy]

random kurlos headcannon: mfer is a long time vegan. like since he was a kid.

[clowndaydreams]

What do all the clowns think of each other? You can include your OCS if you'd like

Okie doke! Let's go down the list!!!

Marvus:

Chahut: A preacher that is a little too into her religion for her own good at times. She knows how to get good sacrifices though.(I do headcannon them to be pitch thoooo)

The Soleil Twins: Little hell raisers that are fun to hang out with. They could be great with enough guidance from someone who actually has the time to do that

Karako: Cool lil dude that kind of reminds him of when he was a weird little wriggler. It's always a pleasure running into him.

Hotdog: Best guy for munchies! Makes a mean 'dog, dawg!

GHB: The clope! He seems like a pretty stand-up guy, not many thoughts on him though.

Rapsta: One of the first guys to acknowledge his skill after he won SOGC and one of the major people who put him on. An old friend/mentor

Shukri: A coworker he's friendly with. Their fanbases sometimes clash, but it's all love between the 2 performers.

Doesn't Know: Gamzee, Kurloz, and Zaydel

Chahut:

Marvus: A rapper that while attractive, seems to already subscribe to that watered down version of faith that adult trolls have. (Again, even if I headcannon them to be hatefully involved lol)

The Soleil Twins: Good kids with a fascinating blessing to be able to communicate mentally. May they follow the messiahs and wreak holy havoc amongst the heretics.

Karako: A good kid, his lusus seems flighty/absent, so she takes care to watch over him a bit more than the other Wrigglers during clurch functions.

Hotdog: A reliable person to enlist for clurch potlucks. She can ask him for almost anything and he will deliver. A blessing for those last-minute cancelations.

GHB: Her current Clope. She fondly remembers when she wanted to be a clope as a wriggler. Either way, while he is the only clope she has served under, he is the best in her opinion.

Kurloz: Has worked with him once or twice. It's interesting to think that a quiet, scrawny guy like him is the descendant of the loud and bulky GHB.

Rapsta: A nice member of her congregation that can't make it in person very much. Still nice to see from time to time.

Shukri: Nice girl, blessed with her chuckles, dumb way of using them.

Doesn't Know: Gamzee and Zaydel

Barzum and Baizli Soleil:

Marvus: Older clown that knows Karako and in their clongreagtion(clown congregation). He seems fun, but they don't know him very well.

Chahut: Nice preacher lady who teaches them how to use their chuckles. Always has random treats to give them.

Karako: Their good friend! One of the only clowns their age that they hang out with(everyone else is like wayyy older).

GHB: Like the clurch leader or something. He honks very loudly.

Doesn't know: Hotdog, Zaydel, Gamzee, Kurloz, Rapsta and Shukri

Karako

Marvus: Older friend of his! He reminds him of how Bronya and the other jades treat him, but a clown just like him!

Chahut: Another friend of his! She has a neat blue friend who he paints with from time to time.

The Soleil Twins: His best friends! They always have so much fun when they're hanging out.

GHB: The leader of clurch! Chahut really seems to like him. He thinks they may be moirails or something.

Kurloz: Clown who has saved him from the drones a few times.

Hotdog: Makes great oinkbeasts in a blanket!

Zaydel: One of his favorite muscle Theatre actors!

Doesn't know: Gamzee, Rapsta and Shukri

Hotdog:

Marvus: A good rapper and a regular client. Tends to be high when they see each other.

Chahut: A decent preacher and an old crush

The Soleil Twins: Kids in his clurch

Karako: Kid in his clurch

GHB: The Clope and blesser of Good Gams. (He thought that was too funny)

Gamzee: One of his many taste testers. He's the best at coming up with new recipe ideas.

Kurloz: A business partner for some of his stands. He is the reason he expanded into a shake stand as well.

Doesn't know: Shukri, Rapsta and Zaydel

Zaydel:

Rapsta: A fellow performing clown. Good vibes and they bounce lyrics/monologues off of each other to make sure they hit correctly.

Gamzee: Another good vibes friend of his. Met on some juggling forums and hang out from time to time.

Kurloz: Met through Gamzee, good person to talk to about religious issues and queries. It didn't surprise him when he found out he was GHB's descendant

GHB: The Clope. While this specific clope doesn't match up with beliefs very well, he respects him.

Doesn't Know: Marvus, Chahut, The Soleil Twins, Karako and Shukri

Gamzee:

Hotdog: A good cook and a better friend. He likes smoking weed with him.

Zaydel: His juggling buddy! Sometimes they hang out and try partner juggling acts.

Kurloz: His ancestor or something. He forgets the exact lineage order. Pretty neat even if he doesn't talk all that much when it's just them.

GHB: Also his ancestor. They haven't talked all that much but he seems like a good guy.

Doesn't know: Marvus, Chahut, The Soleil Twins, Karako, Rapsta and Shukri

Kurloz:

Chahut: A clown with a healthy fear of the messiahs. An example to the rest. She has a weird taste in moirails from what he's heard.

Karako: Wriggler who's butt he has had to save from time to time.

Hotdog: His business partner. Pretty good at making circus food(the most blessed of foods).

GHB: His ancestor. Also the reason he was able to immerse himself deeply into his faith. (GHB let him into some of the restricted archives once)

Gamzee: His descendant or something. It's a little fuzzy when he looks at the lineage records. He's ok, but definitely not someone he would think was of the Makara bloodline.

Zaydel: A good friend that loves to discuss the Clible and the Clurch with him. He's good for well thought-out(if a bit dramatic) illustrations based on the subject they are discussing.

Doesn't Know: Marvus, The Soleil Twins, Rapsta and Shukri

Rapsta:

Marvus: An old friend that he helped to jumpstart his career. They still jam out from time to time.

Chahut: A good preacher, his usual main point of contact for connecting into clurch services from wherever he is.

GHB: The big man for all the purples. As a clope, he's doing great.

Zaydel: His main jamming buddy! He's usually credited on his raps for the amazing work he does in helping out.

Shukri: An upcoming rapper that he jokes will end up like a female Marvus. She seems pretty decent, even if her gimmick isn't his thing.

Doesn't know: The Soleil Twins, Karako, Hotdog, Gamzee and Kurloz

Shukri:

Marvus: A fellow rapper that she shares a manager with. They're kinda friendly.

Rapsta: A rapper who she looks up to. He's one of her personal favorite artists.

GHB: Their current lord and savior from the seadwellers, lol. She thinks he's pretty hot, but obviously it'll never happen.

Doesn't know: Chahut, The Soleil Twins, Karako, Hotdog, Zaydel, Gamzee and Kurloz

GHB:

Marvus/Shukri: Performing Clowns. They're annoying.

Rapsta/Zaydel: Same as above, but slightly less annoying.

Chahut: One of the preachers for an on-planet congregation. Very dedicated and likely to become a clardinal if she wanted.

The Soleil Twins/Karako: Clownlets that the Alien herded back to the congregation.

Hotdog Clown: Clown Entrepreneur that makes good food.

Gamzee/Kurloz: Descendants of his. Neither are likely to become Clope or a clardinal. Lightly annoying as well.

[ceabu]

Always has this headcannon that GHB sounds like Oogie Boogie from the nightmare before christmas

Ashsnsmwjdmwkdn I guess I can lowkey see it

[clowndaydreams]

Heyo olive! I was just wondering, do you have any headcannons for the gargantuan clown in the muscular theater cage in Nihkee's route? Something in me wants to give them either the personality of Dragonball Abridged's Goku or Vegeta. Real talk tho I bet they're a little insecure that they are the most adult looking troll on the planet of kids. God when I was a lil kid I'd get weird looks just asking for like the kid menus n crayons at Ihop and people thought i was in high school i was so tall.

I actually did have headcannons/a halfbaked OC of him. I think he has CorpseHusband's voice, extremely tall(almost as tall as GHB) and definitely on the rough side. Partially because he doesn't know his strength at times, partially because he has stopped caring.

His pet name for the blessing is Kitty/Kitten. They remind him of his semi-aquatic purrbeast lusus. (And to match that nice clip of his voice claim saying that lol) I have named him Zaydel Harkuu.

[clowndaydreams]

oh gosh ur headcanon heights make mine seem ridiculous 😂

I love it

🤣🤣🤣

I mean I do headcannon that GHB, while huge, is actually just tall by adult troll standards. Like everyone goes through a second puberty when they become adults. This means growth spurts and darker skin!!

But tell me your heights, Im curious.

[clowndaydreams]

Same anon here! The non-clown Purp in particular is in fear of hurting people, especially loved ones and the reason other than not being religious is that a subjugulator’s job is to cull people and they already got that fear from their purpleblood rage that they try to keep in check through soper pills, screaming it out and paping, so they’re uninterested in being a clown both to being non religious and that inate fear they have.(sorry for misspelling, can’t spell worth shit sometimes)

New Headcannon: Grandpa GHB feels that way too hard. Its part of the reason he stays in his hive with his retainers(all mostly clowns). He'd try to help that purp by giving a listening ear...

Maybe also trying to set up a moirail situation with another compatible troll he knows

But he'd do his best to be sure to try and help alleviate that. Or at least set them up with a therapist that wasn't too religious.