#giant toblerone

[corvid-language-library]

This week I got to educate my Japanese colleagues about pancake day and also introduce them to toblerones and I think I blew their minds

[astrovian]

this is objectively the most hilarious post on a social media site that RA has done

[sprucestairs]

The Easter Curse

easter morning: better not make myself sick again this year. I'll spread eating this chocolate out over like a week. That way it'll also still feel like easter in a week.

The next day: fuck it I deserve a Little Treat Day. I'm gonna eat like shit all day. Surely the conses won't quence.

Ten am the next morning: I'm gonna theow up. I have a headache. I need to get work done but just feel like so much dogshit. My brain has been replaced by a rotten apple. I'm making a drink of water, brushing my teeth 37 times and taking a bath. Hopefully that helps

[qazastra]

remember that show with the giant toblerone. neo yokio.

[housecow]

how long have you been a feedee?

honestly. since forever it feels like… i had my first feeder/feedee interactions in highschool, was fed a giant thing of toblerone!!!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

i send you large treat

Oh sweet a giant toblerone

Have another giant toblerone

[rottenpumpkin13]

Sephiroth mistakes Cloud as a trick or treater

Cloud knocks on Sephiroth's door on Halloween night (in his infantry uniform) answering a noise complaint. Sephiroth opens the door.

Sephiroth: Ah. My first trick-or-treater.

Cloud: What? No, I'm answering a noise com—

Sephiroth pulls out a giant bowl of candy.

Sephiroth: Are you here for the Japanese KitKats or the Jumbo Toblerone bars?

Cloud: I'm here because multiple people complained about cat noises. Do you have a cat in here?

Sephiroth: .....no.

Cloud: The unit under you heard a cat zooming around and knocking over furniture.

Sephiroth: ....I get hyper when I eat candy.

[localravenclaw]

Christmas Tag!

Have you been naughty or nice?

I'm always nice. *naughty wink ;)

Who are you hoping to kiss under the mistletoe?

Well, if I can't kiss Sebastian Sallow, I'll settle for the next best— my amazing fiancé ♡

Christmas eve or Christmas day?

Christmas eve. I usually work on Christmas day so my co-workers with kids can spend the day with their family.

Top 3 Christmas Wishlist:

• new winter boots

• a giant bar of Toblerone white chocolate

• a fucking break

Favourite Christmas song:

Carol of the Bells

Best Christmas gift you've ever received:

A smart home system my partner set up for me that has significantly made my life easier.

Best Christmas gift you've ever given:

A personalised advent calendar I made for my partner. He has not stopped talking about it since so I suppose it's made an impact. 🤭

Tagging my Holiday babes @esolean @valyrra @shanaraharlyah @subastian-swallows @hotcinnam0nspicy @ars-slytherin @junie-00 @underthenightskydreamsneverdie @finalgirllx @ravenelyx @evaslytherpuff

[a-substantial-trash-pile]

tric-

STOP RIGHT THERE and receive this giant african land snail .and a toblerone.

your basket's kind of small huh. i'll just put these on your head

[vaultsixtynine]

sneak a 2lb giant toblerone into your next movie

[blond-jerk-tourney]

Trick or treat! :)

treat: giant toblerone

[the-cosmic-yeet]

bought a giant christmad edition toblerone on sale. my life is complete.

[one-winged-dreams]

GDI I DELETED THE EX-GF POST BY ACCIDENT FML

Anyway, reminder to self to make Aki a goddess ex-girlfriend who he's on shaky terms with because they had/have super conflicting personalities, but she really likes me and is like 'you don't deserve this giant toblerone sweet mortal'

[headlamprey]

A friend who hadn't seen Toblerone (my cat) in a long time put his arms out towards him "Does he do any tricks???" (cuz most of my cats have fun lil tricks they do) and before he finished his sentence Tobes flopped over to show his ginormous belly so i was like... I don't actually count that as a trick because he just does this constantly. If you even think about this cat he will flop over to show belly. He needs you to pay attention to his belly or who knows what could happen. Could be anything, but I'm not gonna fuck aroun and find out with this one. All the belly pets for this giant bastard forever.

[furuppa]

Me when I'm in a best place to gnaw on giant toblerone challenge and my opponent is perkins

[monstermoviedean]

Trick or treat!! 👻👻👻👻👻👻👻

maaaaarv ily you get a giant toblerone bar

i like this picture because it reminds me of the famous bigfoot film but if bigfoot were having a snack

also a fancy apple pear and cheese box, and some pompoms for the squash