#gin.txt

[satans-evil-thoughts]

I debated bringing it up in a phone call

But, the wheel of fate (a random wheel generator that I usually use for mundane decisions) has told me I should let the issue go

I think I can do that

[ginngerine]

is it rude to use your native language (for non-english speakers) on your main blog

[shuucxre]

Not a cat! Not a dog!! Just a babey!!!

[mirukousagi-blog]

whoops. made a new personal and forgot to say something about it.

[jvdas-iscariot]

memorable quotes from my job as a librarian

me: oh my gosh your desk is so clean! what happened? // cataloguing librarian: i quit. haha no i wish. i got a new desk

library director: [library in the nearest rich town] just got new furniture so they’re donating it all their old shit to us like we’re beggars and it’s a charity act // clerk: are we gonna take it? // director: hell yes we haven’t had new furniture in 15 years

my boss: okay so if im doing storytime at 11am and you’re doing zentangle at 11:15 and charlotte is picking up the furniture, WHO’S GREETING THE MAYOR

70yr old clerk: if i ask stephanie for a book recommendation and she gives me something smutty one more time -

my boss: i just think you might have a religious calling - a vocation [me choking on my water]

“i told the director a joke about having 15 cats but she didnt understand it and now she thinks i actually want that many cats and she just checked out a bunch of cat books for me”

me: uh, why is this book filed under ‘holiday scary’? [after much confusion] reference librarian: i forgot the word for halloween so i put it in the system under holiday scary and forgot to change it

clerk, while calling a game of bingo: to anyone here under the age of 60 in this room, this is all you have to look forward to. and trust me, you will look forward to it.”

me: is this coffee? // clerk: it’s decaf // me: damn do old people not know how to party?

my boss, talking to me at the librarian luncheon: have you, like, ever been to a party? // me: in the email about this you called it a party so yes

my boss: did you water the tomatoes? // clerk: don’t call them tomatoes. that’s mean and it shows how bad of a job we’ve done growing them. right now call them dying weeds.

me: sometimes i think that me wearing this summer reading hat is entirely unnecessary and you just make me wear the hat to make fun of me // clerk: sometimes?

my boss: it’s not breaking in if the gate is unlocked // me: the gate’s locked // my boss: okay so it might be breaking in

me: we’re making risotto! // clerk: this isn’t risotto // me: okay so we’re making tomatoes and macaroni //clerk: except we only have two tomatoes so we’re basically just making macaroni // director: i’m so glad we put so much money into funding the garden this year

[othxrstar]

20biteen will thrive so hard, i can feel it already

[edogawakonan-blog]

what i hate: people assuming i am a 12 year old girl bc my voice is high and my height is short :^)

[scenicstoofs]

Day6 is such an entertaining group. Anyone who says otherwise is a L I A R

[satans-evil-thoughts]

I FUCKED UP BADDDD

[ginngerine]

HEY GUYS. im leaving tumblr for a while okay bye

[shuucxre]

Whoops! Got diagnosed!! I might have babey syndrome!!!

[mirukousagi-blog]

I’m legit laughing at myself right now. HAPPY KISS! SC hit a number of my aesthetics that I loved them immediately where as I had to warm up to LOVE! SC. This is purely design-wise and not character personality/development wise. If it was that I admit I love both SCs immediately, lol~

[jvdas-iscariot]

the first time dave calls karkat babe they both cry

[edogawakonan-blog]

autisticyunarukami replied to your post:I hate us history so much it can eat an ass

US history in a nutshell: a bunch of white guys do shit that pisses off the general collective existence of humanity and then spend years trying to write them off

don't forget literally demonizing anyone who isn't white males and also ignoring any successful POC and trans individuals

don't you just love us history 

[ecl1psical]

i don't even know which way the quiznos is :(

Gin!

[satans-evil-thoughts]

I am surrounded by idiots